Taoism on the tip of the tongue

"If you don't let the birds eat, you are abusing the captives!"

... This bird is too fine.Having been labeled so big all of a sudden, Gu Changsheng raised his eyebrows, and simply confirmed the other party's accusation.

Didn't it mean abuse, that's where it goes.

Gu Changsheng untied the bag casually. Seeing this, Mynah was overjoyed and couldn't care less about eating. He fluttered his wings and flew out of the bag, trying to fly towards the open window.

Who knew that it had just flown to the front of the window, and the difference was less than [-] centimeters. Seeing that it would be able to escape immediately, Gu Changsheng casually touched two pieces of potato chips that Mynah had eaten leftover from his bag: "Two pieces A scallop is like a shell, but its strength is like a pincer.”

Two slices of crispy potato chips, like shells, sandwiched mynah's head up and down.

It suddenly disappeared, and the head seemed to be tightly clenched by a powerful fist. The sharp beak could not be opened, and there was no way to peck people.Mynah was so frightened that she couldn't catch her breath. She even forgot to flap her wings. She was dumbfounded, and suddenly fell from the sky and fell to the ground hard.

Potato chips that would be broken with a little force, fell to the ground, just when mynah thought that the thing it was holding would be broken, but the potato chips were as solid as a rock, still holding mynah tightly hold on.

Seeing that he was about to escape, it turned out that he was so close.Being caught like a roujiamo, the bird turned into a bird jiamo, which is a great shame.Mynah was not convinced, it didn't believe how strong the thing holding itself would be.If it doesn't break once, just toss it twice more, and the bird doesn't believe it can't break this thing!

Thinking of this, Mynah flapped its wings and ran rampant in the room.Although it can't be seen, it can fly randomly.Even if you can't hit the bad thing with the bird in it, if you are lucky and knock it out of the window, wouldn't it be a good thing?

"Still a scheming bird."

Seeing Mynah's plan, Gu Changsheng thoughtfully helped it close the window.

Mynah, who was completely ignorant of the situation, was flying around without thinking.The whole bird was dizzy from flying, and it didn't even realize that its only way of life had been brutally blocked, and it was still working hard while enduring the dizziness.

5 minutes passed, and 10 minutes passed, the mynah who gritted his teeth and refused to bow his head finally couldn't hold on anymore.In another impact, Mynah slid straight from the bare wall to the ground with a 'crack'.

It was motionless, like a dead bird.

After a while, Mynah, who had recovered a little, raised a wing, and on the tip of the wing was a small flag condensed by ghost energy.The ghost aura is black, the conditions are limited, the flag can only be a black flag, afraid that Gu Changsheng and the others will not understand its meaning, mynah painstakingly hollowed out a sentence on the flag: the bird is dead, the bird admits defeat!

Granny waved its wings feebly, and the black flag fluttered in the wind, and the crooked characters on the flag also moved around, so distorted that if Gu Changsheng hadn't had good eyesight, he could hardly recognize the characters in those strange patterns.

"Pfft." Gu Changsheng couldn't help laughing, and then, taking advantage of mynah not paying attention, before the other party found out, he quickly reached out to wipe the smile off his face, lest the little bird would become angry from embarrassment.

It's not easy for a bird to know how to write, so I can't ask for more.

Now that the perpetrator has raised the black flag to surrender, he has no intention of continuing to escape.The way of treating captives should also be changed accordingly, and it is not appropriate to seize the light of others.

Gu Changsheng held back his smile, picked up the little bird who was laying his corpse on the ground, and gently lifted the potato chips caught on the opponent's head.

Finally getting rid of the darkness and seeing the world again, Mynah was so excited that he wished he could fly around the house a few times to express his joy.But it will be in prison, and its life is still in the hands of others, so it doesn't dare to be too presumptuous.So the little head looked around twice, and obediently stood on Gu Changsheng's hand without moving.

But even so, after seeing the windows that were tightly closed, the window bolts were inserted, and they were completely locked.Mynah looked at Gu Changsheng in his eyes, still full of resentment—too cruel!

Gu Changsheng got goosebumps when he looked at the ruthless emperor's eyes like a cold concubine's.He quickly put the little bird on the table and got to the point. He also diverted the other party's attention and asked, "Who asked you to secretly change the QR code in the canteen?"

Mynah is a bird and doesn't need money, so Gu Changsheng has reason to suspect that someone is behind it.After all, a bird that can talk without becoming a sperm, like a parrot, is generally a pet bird.It is normal to be raised by someone.

Who knows that the situation is completely different from what he imagined.

"Nobody." Mynah has been tortured to the point where he lost his temper, almost answering whatever Gu Changsheng asked.Even if Gu Changsheng didn't ask, it also took the initiative to speak.Mynah, who was afraid of being tortured by the big devil again, continued listlessly: "I want to change myself, so I found a chance to change secretly."

It turned out that mynah is indeed a pet bird, but its owner had passed away some time ago.Mynah's owner is a very kind old lady. Mynah is left by her wife. She loves the house and the bird, and the old lady takes good care of Mynah.The two master pets have a deep relationship, and they lost two masters one after another. After the grandmother passed away, mynah went on a hunger strike.No matter how the grandma's children tried to feed it bird food, it was useless.

The old lady was a very good person before she was alive. She would regularly go to the orphanage to do charity and buy some snacks and toys for the children.The old lady was reincarnated after her death, but Mynah didn't know why, but she couldn't go to the underworld.Even though mynah was easily subdued in Gu Changsheng's hands, its cultivation level is actually quite high, and it can directly touch the real thing.

"The bird originally stayed at the owner's house, but the owner used to go to the orphanage on weekends to do volunteer work and buy things for the cubs. The owner would bring the bird with him every time he went. The owner was not there, but the bird visited every week. Those cubs, they got used to it, they just flew over by themselves last weekend."

The orphanage has always had volunteers to help, and now more and more people are keen to do charity, so there are many volunteers every time they go to the orphanage.Although there are many people, children are the most sensitive. Don't think that children have no memory. They like whoever treats them well, and they will remember whoever they are.They remember every one of the volunteers who often come to the hospital to take care of them.

"The bird heard those cubs asking the aunt in the orphanage why the master didn't come to see them for so long, and whether he doesn't like them anymore." Speaking of this, Mynah keenly found that Gu Changsheng's attitude towards it was not so It was scary, so I regained a little bit of vivacity.It fluttered its wings and flew from one end of the table to the other: "When the master went up to see them, he also promised to bring sweet candies to the cubs. The things the master couldn't let go of before leaving were birds and Besides the children, there are those cubs, how could you not like them!"

"So you secretly changed the QR code to get money to buy candy for those children?" This bird is too smart. Now many elderly people who are old and have reduced learning ability don't know how to pay by QR code. alley.It is actually used so slipperyly, and it has been learned without a teacher.

Hearing Gu Changsheng's words, mynah nodded his head, saying that's it.

Seeing this, Gu Changsheng asked dumbfoundedly: "What about the QR code account?" What kind of payment software account does a bird use to register?

"My master's." Mynah secretly despised Gu Changsheng with his small eyes on the side that he couldn't see.This human being is so stupid, he can't even think of this, and he is not as wise as its owner at all.Mynah stood on another foot, and condescendingly explained to the stupid two-legged beast: "After my master passed away, her mobile phone was never thrown away, it was well preserved, and no one used it. Log off. She is gone, and the master's other children don't want these things. As another child of the master, Bird inherits her legacy."

Is there something wrong with this?

Absolutely not!

"The owner is very fashionable, especially keeping up with the times. Usually, the bird is there when she is shopping online or going out to scan the QR code to pay. Such a simple thing, the bird can learn it just by looking at it." After all, the bird is so smart!

Mynah proudly puffed out her fluffy chest.

"Niao saw someone posting QR codes on shared bicycles, and originally wanted to follow suit. But after two days with them, Niao gave up on this plan." Mynah observed after observing that simply posting QR codes is not enough for him. Can't compete with Twoleg.

These two-legged beasts are too cunning, even a small QR code is played by them.When they paste QR codes on shared bicycles or other public charging places, in order to get money, they don’t just paste QR codes, but add various tempting words next to the QR codes. words.

What scan the code to send gifts, scan the code to get cash back, it is profitable at first glance.Many people mistakenly thought that this was a bicycle sharing activity, and they scanned the QR code without any suspicion. They didn't realize it was wrong until they were cheated.There are even those who have been cheated and can’t recover. They think it’s the dialect of the event but they don’t believe it.

There are even more high-end means, directly get a ticket with a QR code printed on it, stick it on the vehicle parked illegally on the side of the road, and let the car owners scan the code to pay the fine.Those car owners believed it was true, and really thought it was posted by the traffic police, so they dared to delay and paid the toll quickly.

Anyway, if you move your hands, a large sum of money will be credited casually.Two-legged beasts have come up with endless tricks, and the market in public areas has already been occupied by them.

After repeated research, Mynah decided to give up competing with them, give full play to the advantage of being invisible to others, and instead specialize in various stores, secretly changing the QR codes in each store.Now almost every store will install surveillance cameras. Twolegs are afraid of being caught, so they rarely take the risk of changing the QR code in the store.The big cake of a private store can be eaten by a single bird.

"Who knew that the bird acted, and was discovered." A total of more than 50 yuan was obtained, and he was arrested before he even had time to use it to buy candy.If I knew it earlier, I wouldn’t be so troublesome. What kind of sustainable development would I take? I’d just fly away with two packs of candy. Maybe those cubs in the orphanage would have eaten the candy long ago. will be caught.

Thinking of this, Mynah regretted the original: "The Kui Niao deliberately found a shop with the same name as the owner." I thought that the possibility of being discovered would be lower, but who knew that the bird would be so unlucky.

Mynah sighed.

He even did market research... Gu Changsheng was speechless.But no matter how smart Mynah is, it is not human after all. It does not have the three views and morals of human beings, otherwise it would not have done bad things with good intentions.Even if he didn't know what to say, Gu Changsheng felt that he still had to educate this lawless bird.

For example, you must first tell it that it is wrong to secretly change the QR code of other people's homes!

"If your master knows what you're doing, do you think she'll be happy?" Seeing that mynah didn't take it seriously, knowing that their master's pet has a good relationship, Gu Changsheng didn't bother to waste his mouth, and directly used his trump card: "You are a smart bird, you must You know what your master thinks, don't you?"

What do you need to say?

The bird is of course a smart bird!

Mynah shook her feathers proudly.