Taoism on the tip of the tongue

Anyway, you two have a good time in the future.

Hearing this, Gu Changsheng's eyes lit up instantly, both pleasantly surprised and a little unbelievable.The last hurdle, which was extremely difficult in the imagination, was so simple and easy to pass?

Otherwise, what would you like to do?

Pick up a big stick and beat mandarin ducks like a queen mother?Not to mention whether there is a queen mother in the sky, even if there is, the real queen mother probably would not dare to do this, let alone him as an ordinary mortal.Who can he hit?

He doesn't feel bad for beating his son? !

Don't say that this is his own son, he was just carried in his arms, and after so many years of raising him, he has developed feelings for him, so he is not willing to do so.Besides, the child didn't do anything wrong, it was just a relationship.Even if the object was somewhat unexpected, it did not violate the laws of the country.It's not like raping, looting, murder and arson.

The child has always been obedient and sensible, and if he really wanted to be taught with a stick, he would not be able to do it.If the son can't fight, the patriarch can't even fight.

This is not a nominal patriarch, but a real first-generation patriarch.If he dared to be disrespectful, his parents, grandparents, and even older ancestors, as long as they were not reincarnated, would come out of the underworld to settle accounts with him.How dare he?

Gu's father glared at Gu Changsheng angrily, it was all the trouble that this damn child caused him!

Let's just say, there is no such thing as a pie in the sky.Follow the patriarch to receive his personal teaching. Back then, so many amazing and talented ancestors didn't have this kind of treatment. Why did you bump into such a good thing?

The pie is really not free, not only is it not free, but it is also extremely expensive, and it loses everyone.

Thinking of this, Papa Gu couldn't hold back, and once deceived his master and exterminated his ancestors.Quietly and secretly, Jiang Shinian, who sells sky-high pies with ulterior motives, glanced at him: A profiteer!

The profiteer Jiang Shinian pretended not to see Papa Gu's tricks.Gu Changsheng, who was stared at, touched his nose innocently, took out two cans of loquat from under the coffee table, pried open the lid, put a long-handled spoon into it, and brought them to Gu's father and mother to please Gu's mother: "When I was traveling, I was on the road. See, I bought it specially for you to eat. Try it, it's delicious. It's sweet and moist."

"The ones used are not ordinary red loquats, but the sweeter white loquats." Loquats are roughly divided into two types, one is red loquat, which has a relatively large single fruit and a sweet and sour taste.The other is the white loquat, the fruit is much smaller than the red loquat, the skin is slightly yellowish and white, and the flesh is like suet white jade, delicate and acid-free.The production of white loquat is small, but it is more popular because of its good taste, but it is relatively rare.So when Gu Changsheng saw some local villagers selling them near the farmhouse in the suburbs of City H, he bought a lot of them generously.He just picked some other canned fruits at random, and bought them back for everyone to try out. Only the canned white loquat, which Gu Changsheng directly wrapped.

Gu's mother especially likes to eat this kind of sweet fruit.Many girls like to eat strawberries. They think the sourness and sweetness are super delicious, but Gu's mother can't stand the sourness of strawberries.She must eat fruit that is purely sweet, or not purely sweet, anyway, the sourness must be so small that it can hardly be tasted.

Most of the fruits on the market have high fruit acid content. In summer, you can eat various melons such as watermelon and honeydew melon. Sweet mangoes such as Guifei mango are also okay. You can also drink coconut juice and eat coconut meat.Winter is miserable, so I can only eat a persimmon.Thanks to the abundance of out-of-season fruits now, and the fact that the family is not short of money, they can often buy them at high prices for a change of taste. Gu's mother's life is not so sad.

After the canned fruit was sent back, Gu Changsheng specifically told Yu Zhile to keep most of the canned white loquat, and only took out the rest to give away.Gu Changsheng left so many canned white loquats, originally intending to be a good boy, so as to pave the way for the next meeting with his parents to announce his relationship.After all, cannibals are soft-spoken, and they often take the patriarch back to wander around, eating canned fruit, his mother is soft-hearted, and maybe he won't be able to say anything against it when the time comes.

After coaxing his mother well, his father will not be afraid.

Don't look at his father who is big and rough, and his mother who is gentle and soft and doesn't talk much, in fact, the real master of their family is Gu's mother.

Unexpectedly, the relationship would be exposed so quickly. Gu Changsheng, who still exposed it in this way, glanced at the canned fruit under the coffee table, and felt that it was just right to take it out now.Just use sugar water to quench his father's awkwardness and anger, give his father a step down, and give his mother a sweet mouth.

Father Gu snorted coldly, took one can, and handed it to his wife first, and then went to get the second can angrily.No need for a spoon, just hold the can and gulp down the sugar water in one gulp, then pinch the handle of the spoon with two thick fingers, use the spoon as a fork, pick up the fruit piece by piece and throw it into your mouth to chew Chew it and eat it.

The soft loquat pulp gave him the posture of chewing human bones.Seeing that Gu Changsheng couldn't help but hide in Gu's mother's side.

Then, Gu's mother stretched out her hand and pinched him mercilessly, causing Gu Changsheng to grin his teeth in pain.Fortunately, Jiang Shinian pulled him behind him in time to protect Gu Changsheng's arm.

Cannibalism?

impossible.

Isn't it a matter of course to eat something that one's own son respectfully brought up.Soft-mouthed fart!

Things didn't go as Gu Changsheng planned, but the end result was good.Gu's father and Gu's mother were uncomfortable, but after bullying their son a little, they felt at ease physically and mentally.

After the old couple finished eating the canned food, they opened a canned food for Gu Changsheng and Jiang Shinian each as a snack, and then they were busy making lunch.Gu Changsheng didn't stop him for a while, and was even stared at, so he honestly sat on the sofa with the patriarch and ate canned fruit.Looking at the kitchen while eating, Gu Changsheng always had a feeling that after the young couple got married, the father-in-law and mother-in-law rushed over from the countryside to take care of their sense of sight in life.

What are you thinking about!

Gu Changsheng shook his head with the spoon in his mouth.After shaking out the family sitcom content in his mind, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ding dong~" The doorbell rang suddenly.

"Changsheng, go and open the door and see who is coming. Is it Xiaoyu and the others? Let them stay for lunch." Mother Gu poked her head out of the kitchen and ordered her son: "Your father and I have wet hands, so it's inconvenient." .”

Xiaoyu refers to Yu Zhile.

The elders of the family call the two brothers of the Yu family Yu, the older one is a big fish, and the younger one is a small fish.Rural people all want to have a cheap name to support them, and moreover, a nickname is also closer.Gu Changsheng originally called them that, but when he grew up, Yu Zhile always protested, and even cruelly sold his labor as a waiter in the firewood stove.After Gu Changsheng enslaved him, he didn't have the nerve to call him any more, so he had to change his words.

The person who came was not Yu Zhile.After such a delay, the people outside the door seemed to be unable to wait any longer. They didn't even bother to press the doorbell again, so they knocked on the door directly: "Express delivery. Someone come out and pick it up. Hurry up, I'm still in time." Let's take it home!"

Gu Changsheng had already walked to the back of the door with his hands on the doorknob, but when he heard this, he stopped his movements immediately.He doesn't deliver express delivery here. There is a unified express cabinet in the community, and things are usually placed there.Only the express that is too big to fit in will be delivered to the door by the courier.

Herein lies the problem.Gu Changsheng had only been back for two days, and there was no one at home before, so the courier address was changed to Yu Zhile's home.He hasn't had time to change it yet, so it stands to reason that even if there is a courier, it should be delivered to Yu Zhile's house.

And before this kind of large-scale courier is delivered, the courier will call in advance to ask if there is anyone at home.Someone will give it away, so as not to make a waste of time and complain.

Jiang Shinian walked up to Gu Changsheng, and the two looked at each other, realizing something.Even Dr. Hao, who was collapsed in the corner of the living room, cheered up a lot after hearing the movement at the door.

It looks like the fish is hooked!

The people outside the door didn't know that they had been exposed, and they were still urging.The sound of knocking on the door was deafening, louder and louder. Gu Changsheng turned the doorknob with a 'click' and opened the door directly.Standing outside the door was a dark-skinned young man holding a big box in his hands.People who don't know will probably think of him as a courier after seeing him.

"I won't take over, you can help send it in." Gu Changsheng said nonchalantly, and then gave way in, giving enough space for the other party to enter the door.

The guy originally wanted to use the guise of delivering a courier, rush in when Gu Changsheng and the others opened the door, catch him off guard, and then rescue him.Before coming, he also made complete preparations.Unlike Dr. Hao who is so self-righteous, the boy knows in his heart that since Gu Changsheng dared to play the sign of the successor of the Kitchen King, he has not been opposed by other magicians, and it is likely to be true.

Moreover, the other party repeatedly sabotaged the master's plan, but they are still alive and well until now.Hao didn't know about the fact that the master had bewitched a few ordinary people, given them interspatial rings and weapons, and asked them to hijack a plane to kill Gu Changsheng, but he knew it in his heart.From this point of view, Gu Changsheng is not only the heir of the Stove King, he may be the more capable one among the heirs of the Stove King.

Skilled successors are generally more favored by the gods.This is the same reason as in a large family, the elderly will generally love the smart offspring more.

So before coming, the guy was fully prepared.He deliberately brought a treasure that could help him resist the power of the gods, so that he would not be overwhelmed by the power of the gods as soon as he entered the door, and would not be able to exert his strength.

He had thought of everything, but the only thing the boy didn't expect was that Gu Changsheng's divine favor would be so strong.Can a statue of a god made of wood and clay really have such a heavy pressure?Even if the God of the Kitchen God came down, it would be nothing more than that.

As soon as the door was opened, the boy was almost crushed by the divine power coming towards him.Fortunately, the treasure hidden on his body played a role in time, the boy touched his sweat, and immediately changed his mind.He didn't enter the door with the box as Gu Changsheng said, but put down the box directly, and said dissatisfiedly: "Who has the time to send it in for you?"

"I'm in a hurry. You can move in by yourself later. There are two big couriers from your house downstairs, which take up more than half of my car. You two will go down with me to get them?" It's too heavy to weigh on him.The boy tried to lure Gu Changsheng and the others down.

"What's your attitude? Be careful and I'll complain to you." Seeing the boy's plan, Gu Changsheng raised his eyebrows, pretending to reach out his hand angrily, as if he wanted to push him, but actually quickly pulled him in.

Close the door and beat the dog!

Unexpectedly, he was pulled in, and the boy wanted to run out, but the door had already been locked, not to mention, the treasure he used for self-defense, was pressed by Shenwei, and the restrictions on it cracked layer by layer.

Now he can barely stand, and when all the restrictions expire, he will probably be like Sun Monkey who was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, unable to use all kinds of methods.

Seeing that the door was blocked by Gu Changsheng, he couldn't open it for a while.The boy gritted his teeth and decided to fight.If you can't get out, don't get out, and kill Gu Changsheng and the others before the treasure expires.At that time, everything will be gone, the worst is to be ashamed, and crawl out with the surnamed Hao.Anyway, there is no one else, face is not important, as long as the goal is achieved.