Taoism on the tip of the tongue

As for cooking, although Gu Changsheng has been a teacher for many years, and now he has more and more postures of being better than blue, but Gu's father is still young.What time gives him is like fine wine, the longer it lasts, the more fragrant it becomes.

When they came, Gu's father brought a lot of ingredients, not to mention filling up Gu Changsheng's empty refrigerator, and there were a lot of extra things, just enough to make a big meal.In addition to what Gu Changsheng was talking about, Dad Gu also brought out a large bowl of steamed crabs.

The crabs are raised in our own pond. Even though it is winter, it is not the best season to eat crabs, but because the chef will pick them, all the crabs in the pot are still from beauty pageant champions.Not to mention the thin shell and thick flesh, the male one has more cream and the female one is yellowish. In the eyes of foodies, it is definitely the top beauty in the crab family.

"Steamed crabs, steamed crabs!" When he smelled the aroma of crabs, Gu Changsheng couldn't restrain the glutton in his stomach. He happily squeezed into the kitchen, and adjusted the ginger and vinegar sauce according to his and his grandfather's taste.As soon as the crabs came out of the steamer and served on the table, Gu Changsheng immediately rushed back to the table with a dipping plate in one hand with lightning speed.

There are two dipping saucers as big as the palm of your hand, which contain carefully prepared dipping sauces, one for yourself, and one for the patriarch.Seeing Gu Changsheng's actions, Papa Gu stared dissatisfiedly after making a hard meal but failed to get anything.Gu Changsheng, who was eager to eat crabs, did not notice that the atmosphere at the table was a bit weird, and he still only focused on reaching out to catch crabs.

"Cough." Papa Gu cleared his throat, trying to get someone's attention: "Cough cough."

Seeing that Gu Changsheng still didn't respond, Gu's father picked up the chopsticks, slapped Gu Changsheng's paw viciously, and said, "Wash your hands. How old are you? What are you doing if you haven't washed your hands yet?" , Do you know that the disease comes from the mouth?"

"But I've washed it!" Gu Changsheng was taken aback for a moment, and after realizing it, he couldn't help but said aggrievedly.After cleaning the floor, he had already washed his hands.I also washed it very carefully, using hand sanitizer with antiseptic effect, and following the correct scientific standard of hand washing sequence, I washed my hands carefully, and it was absolutely clean.

"Washed?" Dad Gu repeated with some embarrassment, and quickly said: "It doesn't work after washing, go get a disposable glove and put it on, pay attention to hygiene when peeling crabs, don't get two crabs." Hands are full of juice."

After taking the disposable gloves, do I have to find a set of eight crabs before I can officially start eating?

Gu Changsheng couldn't help muttering something in his heart, and stood up in a daze to get the disposable gloves: What's wrong with his dad today, menopause is here?It's never been this frustrating before.Isn't it just eating a crab? In the second term, in order to satisfy my inner pretending soul, I specially put out a full set of eight pieces of crabs, and ate crabs leisurely.After eating, I deliberately reinstalled the crab shell and turned it back into a complete crab.

What did his father say at that time?

Said that he can mess around and eat a crab, why is it so troublesome?

To eat crabs, you have to peel them with your hands, and then suck your fingers to be strong enough.Why now that I follow his words, and have been eating like this for several years, he suddenly becomes more demanding?

Gu Changsheng, who came back to eat after taking the disposable gloves, found that his father must have really reached menopause, and something was wrong.After a meal, there are so many things to do, and you can find faults everywhere.The chopsticks are not placed on the chopstick rest, and when eating vegetables, they only eat meat and not vegetables.

He has been like this for more than twenty years, and he has never seen his father preach before.

Just when Gu Changsheng was thinking about whether he should go online to buy Jingxin Oral Liquid for Gu's father after dinner, Gu's mother couldn't stand it any longer: "Can't you just eat in peace?"

No!

Not daring to openly resist his wife, Gu's father could only express his inner disappointment with his unyielding eyes.Everyone has a daughter-in-law and forgets her mother, but this one in my family is obviously a man, so why does he still have the same problem?

Having a partner and forgetting about dad is simply intolerable!

"Pfft!" Gu's mother was amused by her husband's little expression.Why are you so cute!He reached out to peel a crab for Papa Gu, and the white crab meat was piled up in a small bowl, which was very mouth-watering.Pushing the crab meat bowl in front of Gu's father, Gu's mother instructed Gu Changsheng: "Changsheng, go to the kitchen and make a plate of ginger vinegar for your father."

"Oh." Gu Changsheng agreed, swallowed the last bite of food, and went to the kitchen to chop ginger.

While chopping and chopping, Gu Changsheng finally realized what was wrong.

His father must be jealous, right?

No wonder his dad didn't make vinegar dishes himself today, he thought it was because the couple got older and changed their taste, and they like to eat lighter!

However, crabs are cold in nature, and originally wanted to persuade the old couple to drink some rice wine or something after dinner, but now it seems that it can be saved.

Putting minced ginger and minced garlic into a small dish, Gu Changsheng silently adjusted and increased the amount of vinegar for Papa Gu.After reducing the percentage of soy sauce and doubling the amount of vinegar in it, Gu Changsheng made a vinegar dish with normal amount of vinegar for Mama Gu.

After taking out the vinegar dish, Papa Gu, who finally got his wish at his son's place and received the same treatment as the patriarch, looked a little better.Overcast to cloudy.

The bigger the brat, the less his eyesight will be, and he will favor one person over the other if he mixes a dish of vinegar, and giving birth to a son is like giving birth to an abacus.He has to do it only after people say it.

After eating, Gu Changsheng still took the initiative to wash the dishes.Before eating, when the dishes were out of the pot, Mama Gu specially divided a small half of each dish in advance and put it in the insulated box.I called the two brothers of the Yu family, and sure enough, they haven't eaten yet.The big fish is even working overtime in the company, and the little fish has just come back.Upon hearing this, Gu's mother hurriedly took the multi-layer insulated box full of food to deliver the meals.

Gu's family and Yu's family lived close together, they went upstairs and downstairs, two steps away, and Gu's mother didn't bother to wait for the elevator, so she just took the stairs.Who knew that she just went out, and just as she was about to walk to the stairs, the elevator stopped.The elevator door opened, and two gorgeous beauties came out, they were twins. Mother Gu couldn't help but take a second look: These two girls look really iconic.The waist is the waist, the legs are the legs, and they are beautiful and smooth.

It was this extra look that made Gu's mother see something was wrong.

These two girls are pretty good-looking, with three courts and five eyes, as standard as you want.It's just that the eyes are not clear and the mind is not right, and one look is full of crooked thoughts.The most important thing is that Gu's mother put her eyes behind the two of them. Why are they carrying so many evil debts?

And it seems that it's not someone from the ancestors who did evil to harm the children and grandchildren, but they made it out of their own toss.How many people did this kill?

Thinking of the two people who were still squatting in the corner of the living room at home, Gu's mother suddenly became vigilant, and reached out to lift the lid of the food box on the top.The food box contained crabs. Taking advantage of the pair of twins not moving, Gu's mother quickly picked out the thinnest crab from the food box.

Carrying a big turtle with crabs, Mama Gu put the lid back on the insulation box.

The twins didn't plan to do anything at first, they just came to step on a point and planned to go down, waiting at the gate of the community.After all, after being tempted by the two idiots in front of him, no matter how brainless he is, he should know that Gu Changsheng is a tricky guy.

Just like a hedgehog, it has thorns all over its body, and whoever stretches out his hand to grab it will be stabbed with blood.

It's a stubble.

To deal with a hedgehog, you can only start with its soft belly.Naturally, it is the same with Gu Changsheng, if you want to find his weak point, you must hit him with one blow.

Gu Changsheng is the successor of the Kitchen God, so the Kitchen God must be enshrined in his family.Can the Stove Lord, the old man, watch them attack his heirs?Even though gods generally don't easily interfere with human affairs, gods are gods after all. To them, they turn their hands into clouds and rain, move mountains and fill seas, and do things that can only be done by mortals and all kinds of machines. Easy, not even worth mentioning.Given the strength, even if the Kitchen God didn't do anything, just aggravated his might, the balance of victory could easily be tilted towards Gu Changsheng.

The Gu family is Gu Changsheng's home field, and the twin sisters are well aware of this.They also tried their best to avoid Gu Changsheng's home court advantage, so they unanimously decided to wait until Gu Changsheng went out before doing anything.

I didn't expect luck to come and I couldn't stop it, I just came to identify the door, and by coincidence, I bumped into Gu Changsheng's family.They are also members of the Gu family, if they meet Gu Changsheng's father, the twins will still hesitate, hesitate before deciding whether to act or not.

Even though Papa Gu has retired for retirement in recent years, he still has a great reputation in City A.The twins who had done their homework before coming here certainly didn't dare to underestimate him.

Jiang is still old and hot, who knows if they can win each other in a real fight.

But now, it was Mama Gu.Gu's mother is from Xiangxi, and she was born as a corpse exorcist.With the development of the times, transportation has become more and more convenient, and the business of expelling corpses has declined drastically.Gu's mother hasn't touched for a long time.

Moreover, the corpse chasers are generally male, and their appearance is relatively ugly.However, Mother Gu is a woman, not to mention, she looks gentle and quiet, she is not a great beauty, but she was definitely a beauty when she was young.Even though she is getting older now, she is well-maintained, her charm is still there, she looks gentle and intellectual, and very temperamental.

Anyway, she is more like a university professor than a corpse chaser.Specializes in teaching folk musical instruments, teaching people to play the guzheng and pipa, in short, it doesn't have much force value at first glance.

Even though they knew that Mama Gu was from Xiangxi, the twins didn't think about the corpse chaser at all.

Although the younger sister of the twin sisters is very good at disguising herself with a weak appearance, and the two sisters also know what it means to not look like a person, but when facing Mama Gu, the two couldn't help but relax their vigilance.

After all, Mama Gu is just an ordinary housewife according to the information they got.Daily firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea will only revolve around housework and chores.

Isn't such a person Gu Changsheng's ready-made weakness? !

If you catch her, she will be used as a hostage at that time.Even if he can't threaten Gu's family, he can take the opportunity to replace those two idiots.

The twin sisters looked at Gu's mother with a sense of surprise that the pie fell from the sky.

The two couldn't wait to take a bite out of the pie.They didn't know that this delicious-looking pie was filled with hard stones, which could break their teeth if they were not careful.

Gu's mother hasn't had a hand with anyone in 20 years since she was a child, mainly because of exorcising corpses, which is not suitable for use in the city.After many years of inaction, coupled with the fact that she married far away and left her original circle, almost no one knows her identity now.

Although the exorcism technique cannot be used, but after marrying Gu's father, husband and wife follow suit, and Gu's mother also learned a lot of self-defense methods.There is no restriction on the Taoism handed down by the Stove King that it cannot be passed on to others, but except for the Gu family, few people have this talent, and they often fail to learn it, and they are not good at it.

Such a coincidence, probably Mama Gu is really destined to be with the Gu family, not to mention marrying the Gu family, she is still one of the few people who has this talent, and the talent is not bad.