Taoism on the tip of the tongue

"One circumambulation, two pulls and three draws the soul, four writings, five curses and six stabbing people, ruining the life to the palace of the king of hell, and the gods call the soul without the soul."

In the semi-dark room, an old man in a Taoist robe in green was holding a scarecrow the size of a mineral water bottle, chanting while inserting needles.

"Why is there no response?" After reading for a long time, it didn't work. The old Taoist couldn't help frowning, and murmured, "Does it have to have the birth date?" It will be all right.Could it be that a bottle of mineral water stained with saliva is not enough, and hair and nails are also needed?

"What excuse are you looking for? Are you okay? No, tell me sooner, I can find someone else." Seeing this, a middle-aged man wearing a famous brand all over his face looked disdainful, looked at the old Taoist priest with contempt, and said with a sneer: " Useless guy!"

Just return the master like this, let him harm someone, and that person will not die after three or four days.I went to the hospital a few times, but I just didn't die.It's no use not dying!

The Long family couldn't find Lou Houde's birth date, and they didn't dare to dig through the trash cans in the other's community, for fear that they would be caught by surveillance cameras, so they just took a mineral water bottle to fool themselves.Just like that, he dared to be so arrogant.Even if he wanted something from others, the old Taoist couldn't help it.Just as he was about to have a seizure, he heard an old voice: "Okay, respect the master. Xiaoye, go out and see the child. He should be hungry by now. Ask the nanny to make some milk powder for him. Don't stand This annoys the Master."

"Okay, then Dad, I'm going out." Although the middle-aged man had a bad temper, he obeyed the old man's words and left the room obediently.

child.

As soon as this was mentioned, the old Taoist immediately lost his temper.

When he was young, he did too many bad things, so that he is only in his forties now, and he looks like he is in his sixties or seventies.He didn't care about it before, he had to enjoy life to the fullest, just enjoy it, and he couldn't do it if he could be boring.Besides, getting old is getting old, and if you can spend your whole life spending money like water, it doesn't matter if you live two years less.

What's more, as a Taoist priest, the old ones are always more popular than the young ones.After he got old, he looked a little more immortal, and his business became even better.It is also because of his deceptive appearance that he can hide in disguise as an expert when the country is being cleaned up.If it hadn't been for the good fortune that his mistress had finally given birth to his child, no matter how rich and powerful the Long family was, he wouldn't have dared to take the lead at this juncture.

He has done too many bad things, and he won't live for a few years, but his child is still young, only a few months old, so he has no way to protect the child from growing up.And even if he can still live, let the child live with him in hiding, it is better to be an adopted son of the Long family.

Thinking of what the Long family promised, his son would be treated the same as his parents' descendants and grandchildren, and he would grow up with dignity and dignity.In the old Taoist's heart, he lost all anger.For the sake of his son's life, immediately, under the watchful eyes of Mr. Long, the old Taoist began to practice again without his asking.

This time, it was no longer silent.The old Taoist just stuck a needle at the scarecrow, and before he finished chanting the mantra, a mouthful of blood spewed out.

"What's going on here?" The old Taoist clutched his aching chest, horrified to find that his cultivation base was decreasing layer by layer, and soon fell to a large level.

Backlash.

"This is definitely a backlash, the opponent has found an expert!" The first time there was no response, the expert must have blocked his attack, and the second time, he must have dared to attack, which angered the opponent.

How could such an expert be able to block his own attack without making a sound, and make him mistakenly think that the spell failed.The old Taoist couldn't help feeling regretful in his heart.

If you want your son to have a better life, you can't find anyone, why can't you think about cooperating with the Long family?

Unfortunately, in order to show sincerity, the child was handed over to the other party.Now throwing a mouse-snatching weapon, even if you want to run away.The old Taoist sighed secretly, but he didn't dare to force himself: "I am not as skilled as an old Taoist, and I failed to complete your confession."

Old Man Long, who was sitting in the dark, darkened when he heard the words: "Master, that's not what he said before."

"One must keep one's word, master, don't you think so?" Mr. Long finished speaking, looked at the half-open door, and said meaningfully: "I don't know if Aye has been out for so long, did the nanny take the child away?" I'm full. This child just doesn't make any money in doing things, and he doesn't know how to answer when he goes out, so we are worrying for nothing."

Being threatened so nakedly, the old Taoist priest didn't dare to say anything more, and said with pain: "I still have a secret method to suppress the bottom of the box, but the cost of using it is very high, and I can only use it if I am in my prime. I am too seriously injured now. Just rest for a few days."

Mr. Long leaned on a cane and sat on a chair, stared at the old Taoist for a while, and then said: "The Taoist priest needs to rest well and recover as soon as possible. The Taoist priest has fulfilled his promise, and my Long family's promise can only be fulfilled." It will count."

After Ke Wan invited the statue of the Stove Lord back, she put it on the stove as Gu Changsheng said.She burns incense every morning and evening, and the offerings are changed frequently.

When she was cooking that day, she suddenly saw a golden light shining from the idol.When she saw it for the first time, she thought it was the sunlight outside the window shining on the gold-plated statue, which made her eyes dazzled.Unexpectedly, not long after, the idol flashed light again, this time it was more obvious, and it would definitely not be mistaken.

Now, Ke Wan didn't dare to take it seriously, and quickly called Gu Changsheng: "Master, what do you think is going on? Is it because the position of my god statue is wrong, or is there too much oily smoke from my cooking? Smoked to his old man?"

…Stove Lord, as the god in charge of the kitchen, how could he hate fireworks in the world.

Gu Changsheng understood what was going on as soon as he heard it, and quickly comforted him: "Probably someone is plotting against you. Once the golden light flashed, it was the Stove Lord who blocked it for you. This is to remind you to be careful."

"Then what if I'm not in the kitchen and don't see it? Or if I see it, I don't know it, and I don't understand it." Hearing this, Ke Wan suddenly became worried.Originally, she thought the golden light was a bit dazzling, but now she felt that it was not bright enough.

"It's okay, it's not a big problem if you miss it or don't understand it. Even if you don't call me today, the Stove Lord will tell you in a dream at night." Gu Changsheng pointed out: "Remember to put a few more offerings for the Stove Lord today. .”

Don't let the ancestors work in vain!

On the other end of the phone, Ke Wan nodded repeatedly: "Yes, it should be, I'll go down and buy it right away."

After hanging up the phone, Ke Wan offered incense to the Stove Lord devoutly, then picked up her wallet and went downstairs to buy offerings.

Gu Changsheng put down his phone, and continued to cook half-cooked dishes.

Before stir-frying twice, suddenly there was a sound of "Zla", and the vegetables were burnt.

Seeing this, Yu Zhile, who came in to eat secretly, widened his eyes in surprise: "Brother Gu, your food is burnt! You're actually burnt!"

Gu Changsheng, who had never burnt food since the age of seven, turned black: "What are you yelling, you can't stop your mouth if you have something to eat!"

"Eating can block my mouth, but it can't block my eyes." Yu Zhile reached out and touched a piece of sparerib that was cooked before, stuffed it into his mouth, and said as he gnawed: "Brother Gu, you have been eating since you were six years old." When I started to stir the cooking spoon, except for the first two years when I was not proficient in learning and I was too small to hold the spatula, when did I burn the vegetables? It was the first time I saw it in so many years. Can you not be surprised? When my brother comes back, I will tell him, and I will call Uncle Gu and ask him to give you additional training. Your professional level has dropped!"

With that said, Yu Zhile reached out to touch a piece of chicken wing again, leaned in front of Gu Changsheng, and said in a particularly annoying way: "The sealing fee starts from a bowl of Buddha jumping over the wall or a dish of boiled cabbage, and there is no upper limit. Brother Gu, do you want to think about it?"

Buddha Tiaoqiang and boiled cabbage are very time-consuming dishes. Usually in the private restaurant, even if there are customers ordering, Gu Changsheng doesn't bother to cook, so he directly hands them over to other chefs.It's like this in the store, let alone at home, it's not even willing to touch your hands.

The last time I ate it was during the Chinese New Year. Yu Zhile knew it was impossible, so she couldn't help but take the opportunity to rob.

In case he, Brother Gu, can't make up his mind, I promise to do it for him. Anything is possible.

Gu Changsheng pretended he didn't hear anything, dumped the burnt vegetables into the trash can, washed the pot, and continued to fry the next dish.Who knew that just after the oil was poured and the ingredients were not put in, the pot would burn.

"Damn it!" Seeing this, Yu Zhile almost swallowed the bone of the chicken wing.

After gnawing on the chicken wings, Yu Zhile ran over to support Gu Changsheng: "Brother Gu, are you sick?"

One time can still be said to be a mistake, and two times can never be an accident.

Saying that, Yu Zhile reached out to touch Gu Changsheng's forehead to check his temperature: "Do you have a fever? If you have a fever, don't cook. Let's go to the hospital first. I'll make the meal when I come back."

"Stop, where can I eat the food you cook?!" Gu Changsheng covered the pot, squatted down and pulled out the firewood that was burning in the stove, and put them one by one into a bucket filled with water to extinguish them: "I didn't Sick, take your greasy paws off and wash them off."

"Really?" Yu Zhile turned on the faucet to wash his hands, with a look of suspicion on his face: "You can't hide your illness from the doctor! You can't procrastinate when you are sick. Don't wait for a minor illness to become a serious illness. You will suffer when the time comes." When he was a child, his stomach The pain was just like that, and finally developed into appendicitis. Surgery was taboo for a long time, and it was very hard to bear.

After washing and drying his hands, Yu Zhile still touched Gu Changsheng's forehead worriedly: "It's not hot either. Then, Brother Gu, what's going on with you today?"

"What else can it do, the patriarch is not happy seeing me today." Gu Changsheng sighed, smoked incense and put three sticks on the patriarch: "Grandpa, Yu Zhile was also raised by you, and he is filial , since I was a child, I know that I will leave snacks for you, so you can do it well, and let the disciple finish this meal before going to work, lest he starve to death at home."

When Yu Zhile was young, he ate his dad's cooking, and later his dad ate his cooking when he returned to the countryside. This kid was so used to being picky. He was a big eater, but when he went out to eat, he became a kitten.There are only two fried dishes for this meal, which is not enough.If you go out to eat and can't eat, you must be hungry.

Don't look at the fight between the two, in fact, they grew up together since they were young, and they both regard each other as their own brothers.

Although this younger brother occasionally gets skinny, Gu Changsheng still couldn't bear to let him go hungry.Especially, if you are a chef yourself.

There is no chef who makes the family hungry, and they can laugh out loud when they say it!

After burning incense, in front of the god statue, Gu Changsheng took out his phone and called the special policeman in charge of Lou Houde's case: "Brother Chen, has the sorcerer been caught? Not yet, do you want to help? Yes, then look Can I do it? Yes, I'll be there in the afternoon."

After making the phone call, Gu Changsheng turned on the fire again, and the cooking went smoothly.

"No, Brother Gu, is there anything Patriarch wants you to do?" Yu Zhile, who stood aside and listened to the whole process, asked curiously why Gu Ge kept making mistakes in cooking.