Taoism on the tip of the tongue
Chapter 29 The Sixth Boiled Cabbage
No, restaurant owners are not good people!
Thinking of how he and his companions died, Huamian Li's eyes softened, and suddenly became firm again.
We must resist the temptation of delicious food, and we must not let human conspiracies succeed.
I thought so, but the aroma of the food seemed to have thoughts, and I kept actively drilling into its nose.The raccoon was so greedy that it couldn't help but gnawed on its own paw.
If it hadn't turned into a ghost and had no entity, its saliva would have already wetted the fur on its paws.
When Gu Changsheng came in, he saw the raccoon lying on the wall of the bowl, salivating at the dishes placed on the vegetable outlet, and gnawing his paws.
So cruel, is this the legend that I will not spare myself when I am hungry? !
At the same time, Huamian Li also saw Gu Changsheng.Seeing the hateful humans, the face of the raccoon suddenly changed, and the whole raccoon became dignified and reserved, as if it hadn't been greedy.
"Pfft." This inconsistency made Gu Changsheng so cute by the contrast that his heart softened.
Forget it, it's just a wine jar, if you don't pay it back, don't pay it back!There is no need to bother people like this.
Cruelty to small animals is illegal, thinking so, Gu Changsheng took a plate of boiled shrimps and fed them.The little guy has been hiding in the kitchen these days, and this is what he steals the most.
Faced with Gu Changsheng's feeding, Huamian Li's heart was moved, and then he turned his head with backbone.Out of sight is pure.
With that clever and cute appearance, it is obvious that it has completely forgotten that it is pretending to be a fool.
"Okay, I don't want you to return the wine jar, eat it quickly." Gu Changsheng put his hand into the big bowl and touched the raccoon.
With this touch, Gu Changsheng couldn't restrain his regret anymore.
It's a pity that the painted raccoon is a ghost, and he hasn't cultivated a real body yet.Otherwise, it would be cool to roll up a little guy with thick fur!
The raccoon felt uncomfortable being touched by him, and hurriedly hid.It's a pity that the space in the big bowl is limited, and there is nowhere to hide, so I have to bite the bullet and be touched.
Well, it seems a little comfortable!
After being patted down for a while, the raccoon's resolute attitude, which had been reluctantly resolute, softened again involuntarily.
"Let's eat," Gu Changsheng put down the plate containing the prawns, and seeing that the raccoon still didn't eat it, he said tentatively, "How about I put away the bowl that's trapped you, and then you can eat it?" Wild animals may not be used to eating in a sealed environment.
Seeing that the raccoon did not respond, Gu Changsheng put his hand on the top of the bowl, moved his fingers slightly, and the large translucent bowl covering the raccoon gradually disappeared. After a few seconds, the bowl disappeared completely.At this moment, Huamian Li suddenly turned around, with his back to Gu Changsheng.Just when Gu Changsheng was wondering, a stinky fart was released by him with lightning speed, and with the help of 'poison gas', the raccoon took the opportunity to escape.
When escaping, it did not forget to pick up the plate containing boiled shrimp.
Throwing the plate on his head, the raccoon ran very fast.The plate swayed back and forth as it ran, but none of the shrimp fell out.
When Gu Changsheng saw this, he didn't know whether to be angry or laugh.
Gu Changsheng felt a little helpless after pinching a spell to disperse the stench, "Why are you running?" Is he so scary?
But there is nothing to do with it, and the little guy hasn't done anything harmful.Run and run, eat and eat, whoever makes it cute.Even farting can't hide its cuteness.
These days, cuteness is justice!
After not catching the raccoon, Gu Changsheng lost interest and prepared to go home.
Just when he was about to leave, Chef Lin rubbed his hands and came over: "Little Boss, do you know which Taoist amulet in City A is better?" The little boss didn't shave his head, so it should be Taoist.Of course, Chef Lin will not mention other religions without winking.
Compared with Taoist talismans, Chef Lin, who just learned about the skills of the little boss from the old staff, is actually the talisman drawn by the little boss himself.It will definitely be more reliable than the talisman paper whose authenticity is unknown outside, and it will also make him feel more at ease.It's just that he didn't know how to speak for a while, so he had to try to save the country by curtly speaking.
"What's the matter, the request symbol?" Gu Changsheng, who was completely unaware that he was the one who frightened people, didn't even hear what Chef Lin meant.After carefully recalling which Taoist temples were nearby, he pointed out: "The Qiankun Temple on the outskirts of the city is not bad." The master of the Qiankun Temple is very powerful. The ghosts were still in the wind, and in the end they were all forcibly killed.
"If you're not afraid of the distance, the Qifeng Palace on Sanfeng Mountain is also fine, and it's more effective, but the road is not easy to walk." The Taoist priest of Qifeng Palace is well-known throughout the country, and must not be underestimated.
"But to be honest, as cooks, the one we should worship most is the Stove Lord." My friend, the master of the East Cook ordered Jiulingyuan King Dingfu Shenjun to understand?
"Master Stove?" Chef Lin, who had never expected such an option, was very surprised.
"Yes, it's Lord Stove." Anyway, it's all about safety, there's no need to look far away.Gu Changsheng took the opportunity to sell Amway and offered incense to the patriarch: "Stove Lord, the old man can not only drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters to keep him safe, but also works as the god of the kitchen. Do you think he is the most suitable for chefs to worship?"
Although the brain circuits of each other have never been aligned, they finally heard what they wanted to know.Chef Lin's eyes lit up, and he nodded quickly: "It's suitable, it couldn't be more suitable. You see, I don't know how to do it at all, and I don't know what to do. Little boss, can you give me some pointers?"
Gu Changsheng had been waiting for his words: "There is a statue of the Kitchen God in the store. If you want to save trouble, you can just worship with me on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year. If you want to have a better effect, invite a statue of the god to go home. Go. Three sticks of incense every morning and evening, just change the offerings frequently, it doesn’t take much trouble.”
After hearing the words, Chef Lin chose the latter without hesitation: "Then please take one back." Of course, praying to God and worshiping Buddha is more effective.Speaking of this, Chef Lin was a little embarrassed: "I just don't know, where should I go to ask for it." He was not interested in these things before, so that he would have no idea about this, so he could only continue to ask Gu Changsheng for help with a cheeky face.
"I have it here. How about it? I'll bring you one tomorrow. You don't need to pay for it. It's just an employee benefit." The cost of a wooden statue is not high. Don't mind giving it away for free.Seeing Chef Lin taking out his wallet, Gu Changsheng hurriedly stopped him.
Gu Changsheng didn't favor one person over another. While stopping him, he said to the other employees in the store: "You too, register whatever you want, write your name on a piece of paper, and I'll bring it to you tomorrow. There is just one thing to say in advance." Alright, please go back, you must be respectful to the gods, not be contemptuous, and don't let the gods be stained with filth. Otherwise, you have committed a taboo, and no one can save you."
"Don't worry, little boss." The old employees came to the store for a longer time. When Gu Changsheng worshiped the statue, they would occasionally worship along when they had nothing to do, so they naturally had a sense of proportion.
After successfully selling several copies of Amway, Gu Changsheng swept away the disappointment before, and recovered his spirit.
Under the cover of the stench, the raccoon, which had escaped from the clutches of humans, felt that life was difficult after it emptied the plate of boiled shrimp.
As the old saying goes, from frugality to luxury is easy, from luxury to frugality is difficult.
After eating the excellent food, let the raccoon eat those shoddy things. For the first time, the painted-faced raccoon felt how bad the food he ate every day before he discovered the Gu family's firewood stove.
How did it eat such a hard-to-swallow thing in the first place?Didn't even vomit.
The painted-faced raccoon looked at the empty plate, and couldn't help but suspect the raccoon.
Although the food from the firewood stove was delicious, it was hard for the human to escape when he was slacking off, and he must not take the initiative to deliver it to the door for a bite.The raccoon swears to himself.
However, for foodies, the most difficult thing to quit is the appetite.
One or two days without food from the Gu family's wood-fired stove can be tolerated, but for three or four days, the raccoon can't sit still.It couldn't help but began to wonder if it should steal some from the store to satisfy its hunger while Gu Changsheng was away.
Huamian Li is an actionist, and he will do it when he thinks about it.After finishing his serious work that day, Huamian Li squatted near the private restaurant, poking his head.
Very good, the evil star is not there.
After confirming this point, Huamian Li ran across the road quickly, and when he was about to rush into the shop, he was overwhelmed by the might of the Stove Lord.
When you came to the store before, you weren't so powerful?
In the end what happened?
Frightened by the coercion, the raccoon shivered, his limbs were weak, and he couldn't get up for a long time.
When Gu Changsheng came to inspect the store, he saw a dark mass on the ground in front of the store from a long distance away, motionless, lying there like a threshold.
At first he thought it was because the floor was not wiped clean, but when Gu Changsheng took a closer look, he realized that the black shadow was a raccoon who had disappeared for several days without seeing a ghost.No wonder the threshold looks short and fat, Gu Changsheng couldn't help laughing.Picking up the Huamian Fox, Gu Changsheng pinched its soft ears: "Are you eating again?"
Where did this human come from?
Is it another conspiracy?The raccoon was terrified.
The last time I let this human fart, if I was caught again this time, I would definitely die.
Just as the raccoon thought about it, he heard the human who was hugging it, stroking its fur tenderly, and said, "I'll make you whatever you want to eat next time. Don't come here when I'm not around." Normal Under such circumstances, the dedicated patriarch would not let demons and ghosts enter his jurisdiction.
After speaking, Gu Changsheng put down the painted raccoon and entered the shop. The freed painted raccoon, for some reason, suddenly didn't want to take the opportunity to slip away.It lay on the ground, and within a few minutes, Gu Changsheng brought out two plates of his favorite boiled shrimp.
He doesn't eat raccoons, but gives them back.
This human seems to be really different from other two-legged beasts.
The flower-faced raccoon ate up all the shrimps, took a deep look at Gu Changsheng, and ran away.
As the night darkened, the food stalls on the night market opened their doors one after another.As the number of people coming out to look for food increased, many snack bars gradually became full.Even if it is an extremely inconspicuous small restaurant in the corner.
Seats are full.
The signboard of this small restaurant is very dilapidated, and the lighting is a bit dim.Although the decoration of the facade is not handy, it looks no different from ordinary food stalls.The only difference is that here, when ordering, the names of the dishes that come out of the diners' mouths are all very strange.
"Boss, do you still have Dragon Tiger Fight? Get one!" A burly man shouted loudly.
A guest from another table shouted, "I'll add another dish, and I want a braised civet cat."
"Me too. I want a spicy pangolin and a roasted hedgehog. Remember to put more spicy on the pangolin. It's not delicious if it's not spicy!"
"Dragon and tiger fights, braised civet cats, spicy pangolins, grilled hedgehogs, these are all right, I'll make them for you right away!" the shop owner agreed briskly, his hands kept moving, and he was skillfully skinning an animal .In the narrow kitchen, the screams of animals can be heard endlessly.
Accompanied by these wailings, the diners' interest continued unabated.Some guests even praised: "Slaughter now, it's fresh enough. I'll come back next time!"
Thinking of how he and his companions died, Huamian Li's eyes softened, and suddenly became firm again.
We must resist the temptation of delicious food, and we must not let human conspiracies succeed.
I thought so, but the aroma of the food seemed to have thoughts, and I kept actively drilling into its nose.The raccoon was so greedy that it couldn't help but gnawed on its own paw.
If it hadn't turned into a ghost and had no entity, its saliva would have already wetted the fur on its paws.
When Gu Changsheng came in, he saw the raccoon lying on the wall of the bowl, salivating at the dishes placed on the vegetable outlet, and gnawing his paws.
So cruel, is this the legend that I will not spare myself when I am hungry? !
At the same time, Huamian Li also saw Gu Changsheng.Seeing the hateful humans, the face of the raccoon suddenly changed, and the whole raccoon became dignified and reserved, as if it hadn't been greedy.
"Pfft." This inconsistency made Gu Changsheng so cute by the contrast that his heart softened.
Forget it, it's just a wine jar, if you don't pay it back, don't pay it back!There is no need to bother people like this.
Cruelty to small animals is illegal, thinking so, Gu Changsheng took a plate of boiled shrimps and fed them.The little guy has been hiding in the kitchen these days, and this is what he steals the most.
Faced with Gu Changsheng's feeding, Huamian Li's heart was moved, and then he turned his head with backbone.Out of sight is pure.
With that clever and cute appearance, it is obvious that it has completely forgotten that it is pretending to be a fool.
"Okay, I don't want you to return the wine jar, eat it quickly." Gu Changsheng put his hand into the big bowl and touched the raccoon.
With this touch, Gu Changsheng couldn't restrain his regret anymore.
It's a pity that the painted raccoon is a ghost, and he hasn't cultivated a real body yet.Otherwise, it would be cool to roll up a little guy with thick fur!
The raccoon felt uncomfortable being touched by him, and hurriedly hid.It's a pity that the space in the big bowl is limited, and there is nowhere to hide, so I have to bite the bullet and be touched.
Well, it seems a little comfortable!
After being patted down for a while, the raccoon's resolute attitude, which had been reluctantly resolute, softened again involuntarily.
"Let's eat," Gu Changsheng put down the plate containing the prawns, and seeing that the raccoon still didn't eat it, he said tentatively, "How about I put away the bowl that's trapped you, and then you can eat it?" Wild animals may not be used to eating in a sealed environment.
Seeing that the raccoon did not respond, Gu Changsheng put his hand on the top of the bowl, moved his fingers slightly, and the large translucent bowl covering the raccoon gradually disappeared. After a few seconds, the bowl disappeared completely.At this moment, Huamian Li suddenly turned around, with his back to Gu Changsheng.Just when Gu Changsheng was wondering, a stinky fart was released by him with lightning speed, and with the help of 'poison gas', the raccoon took the opportunity to escape.
When escaping, it did not forget to pick up the plate containing boiled shrimp.
Throwing the plate on his head, the raccoon ran very fast.The plate swayed back and forth as it ran, but none of the shrimp fell out.
When Gu Changsheng saw this, he didn't know whether to be angry or laugh.
Gu Changsheng felt a little helpless after pinching a spell to disperse the stench, "Why are you running?" Is he so scary?
But there is nothing to do with it, and the little guy hasn't done anything harmful.Run and run, eat and eat, whoever makes it cute.Even farting can't hide its cuteness.
These days, cuteness is justice!
After not catching the raccoon, Gu Changsheng lost interest and prepared to go home.
Just when he was about to leave, Chef Lin rubbed his hands and came over: "Little Boss, do you know which Taoist amulet in City A is better?" The little boss didn't shave his head, so it should be Taoist.Of course, Chef Lin will not mention other religions without winking.
Compared with Taoist talismans, Chef Lin, who just learned about the skills of the little boss from the old staff, is actually the talisman drawn by the little boss himself.It will definitely be more reliable than the talisman paper whose authenticity is unknown outside, and it will also make him feel more at ease.It's just that he didn't know how to speak for a while, so he had to try to save the country by curtly speaking.
"What's the matter, the request symbol?" Gu Changsheng, who was completely unaware that he was the one who frightened people, didn't even hear what Chef Lin meant.After carefully recalling which Taoist temples were nearby, he pointed out: "The Qiankun Temple on the outskirts of the city is not bad." The master of the Qiankun Temple is very powerful. The ghosts were still in the wind, and in the end they were all forcibly killed.
"If you're not afraid of the distance, the Qifeng Palace on Sanfeng Mountain is also fine, and it's more effective, but the road is not easy to walk." The Taoist priest of Qifeng Palace is well-known throughout the country, and must not be underestimated.
"But to be honest, as cooks, the one we should worship most is the Stove Lord." My friend, the master of the East Cook ordered Jiulingyuan King Dingfu Shenjun to understand?
"Master Stove?" Chef Lin, who had never expected such an option, was very surprised.
"Yes, it's Lord Stove." Anyway, it's all about safety, there's no need to look far away.Gu Changsheng took the opportunity to sell Amway and offered incense to the patriarch: "Stove Lord, the old man can not only drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters to keep him safe, but also works as the god of the kitchen. Do you think he is the most suitable for chefs to worship?"
Although the brain circuits of each other have never been aligned, they finally heard what they wanted to know.Chef Lin's eyes lit up, and he nodded quickly: "It's suitable, it couldn't be more suitable. You see, I don't know how to do it at all, and I don't know what to do. Little boss, can you give me some pointers?"
Gu Changsheng had been waiting for his words: "There is a statue of the Kitchen God in the store. If you want to save trouble, you can just worship with me on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year. If you want to have a better effect, invite a statue of the god to go home. Go. Three sticks of incense every morning and evening, just change the offerings frequently, it doesn’t take much trouble.”
After hearing the words, Chef Lin chose the latter without hesitation: "Then please take one back." Of course, praying to God and worshiping Buddha is more effective.Speaking of this, Chef Lin was a little embarrassed: "I just don't know, where should I go to ask for it." He was not interested in these things before, so that he would have no idea about this, so he could only continue to ask Gu Changsheng for help with a cheeky face.
"I have it here. How about it? I'll bring you one tomorrow. You don't need to pay for it. It's just an employee benefit." The cost of a wooden statue is not high. Don't mind giving it away for free.Seeing Chef Lin taking out his wallet, Gu Changsheng hurriedly stopped him.
Gu Changsheng didn't favor one person over another. While stopping him, he said to the other employees in the store: "You too, register whatever you want, write your name on a piece of paper, and I'll bring it to you tomorrow. There is just one thing to say in advance." Alright, please go back, you must be respectful to the gods, not be contemptuous, and don't let the gods be stained with filth. Otherwise, you have committed a taboo, and no one can save you."
"Don't worry, little boss." The old employees came to the store for a longer time. When Gu Changsheng worshiped the statue, they would occasionally worship along when they had nothing to do, so they naturally had a sense of proportion.
After successfully selling several copies of Amway, Gu Changsheng swept away the disappointment before, and recovered his spirit.
Under the cover of the stench, the raccoon, which had escaped from the clutches of humans, felt that life was difficult after it emptied the plate of boiled shrimp.
As the old saying goes, from frugality to luxury is easy, from luxury to frugality is difficult.
After eating the excellent food, let the raccoon eat those shoddy things. For the first time, the painted-faced raccoon felt how bad the food he ate every day before he discovered the Gu family's firewood stove.
How did it eat such a hard-to-swallow thing in the first place?Didn't even vomit.
The painted-faced raccoon looked at the empty plate, and couldn't help but suspect the raccoon.
Although the food from the firewood stove was delicious, it was hard for the human to escape when he was slacking off, and he must not take the initiative to deliver it to the door for a bite.The raccoon swears to himself.
However, for foodies, the most difficult thing to quit is the appetite.
One or two days without food from the Gu family's wood-fired stove can be tolerated, but for three or four days, the raccoon can't sit still.It couldn't help but began to wonder if it should steal some from the store to satisfy its hunger while Gu Changsheng was away.
Huamian Li is an actionist, and he will do it when he thinks about it.After finishing his serious work that day, Huamian Li squatted near the private restaurant, poking his head.
Very good, the evil star is not there.
After confirming this point, Huamian Li ran across the road quickly, and when he was about to rush into the shop, he was overwhelmed by the might of the Stove Lord.
When you came to the store before, you weren't so powerful?
In the end what happened?
Frightened by the coercion, the raccoon shivered, his limbs were weak, and he couldn't get up for a long time.
When Gu Changsheng came to inspect the store, he saw a dark mass on the ground in front of the store from a long distance away, motionless, lying there like a threshold.
At first he thought it was because the floor was not wiped clean, but when Gu Changsheng took a closer look, he realized that the black shadow was a raccoon who had disappeared for several days without seeing a ghost.No wonder the threshold looks short and fat, Gu Changsheng couldn't help laughing.Picking up the Huamian Fox, Gu Changsheng pinched its soft ears: "Are you eating again?"
Where did this human come from?
Is it another conspiracy?The raccoon was terrified.
The last time I let this human fart, if I was caught again this time, I would definitely die.
Just as the raccoon thought about it, he heard the human who was hugging it, stroking its fur tenderly, and said, "I'll make you whatever you want to eat next time. Don't come here when I'm not around." Normal Under such circumstances, the dedicated patriarch would not let demons and ghosts enter his jurisdiction.
After speaking, Gu Changsheng put down the painted raccoon and entered the shop. The freed painted raccoon, for some reason, suddenly didn't want to take the opportunity to slip away.It lay on the ground, and within a few minutes, Gu Changsheng brought out two plates of his favorite boiled shrimp.
He doesn't eat raccoons, but gives them back.
This human seems to be really different from other two-legged beasts.
The flower-faced raccoon ate up all the shrimps, took a deep look at Gu Changsheng, and ran away.
As the night darkened, the food stalls on the night market opened their doors one after another.As the number of people coming out to look for food increased, many snack bars gradually became full.Even if it is an extremely inconspicuous small restaurant in the corner.
Seats are full.
The signboard of this small restaurant is very dilapidated, and the lighting is a bit dim.Although the decoration of the facade is not handy, it looks no different from ordinary food stalls.The only difference is that here, when ordering, the names of the dishes that come out of the diners' mouths are all very strange.
"Boss, do you still have Dragon Tiger Fight? Get one!" A burly man shouted loudly.
A guest from another table shouted, "I'll add another dish, and I want a braised civet cat."
"Me too. I want a spicy pangolin and a roasted hedgehog. Remember to put more spicy on the pangolin. It's not delicious if it's not spicy!"
"Dragon and tiger fights, braised civet cats, spicy pangolins, grilled hedgehogs, these are all right, I'll make them for you right away!" the shop owner agreed briskly, his hands kept moving, and he was skillfully skinning an animal .In the narrow kitchen, the screams of animals can be heard endlessly.
Accompanied by these wailings, the diners' interest continued unabated.Some guests even praised: "Slaughter now, it's fresh enough. I'll come back next time!"
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