Where's my childhood sweetheart?

Nakahara Chuya is in a very bad mood, this is the conclusion you will draw as long as you see him.

Just after he came back from the conversation with Osamu Dazai, he maintained a serious look with his brows tightly furrowed. Ayou, who wanted to ask, thought of how he had rejected the other party just now, so she fell silent weakly.

Only Pippi Xia Dazai, he held Ayou's hand indifferently, and stimulated Chuya Zhongyuan verbally.

"Then I'll take little Ayou away, after all..."

Osamu Dazai didn't say the rest of the words, but Zhongyuan Zhong also understood the unfinished content.

After all, he can't bring people back to the port mafia, so there is only one choice in this Yokohama.

- Armed Detective Agency.

Thus, Osamu Dazai successfully cut off Hu from Chuya Nakahara. _(:з」∠)_

"Dazai, by the way... where are you taking me?"

Looking suspiciously at the road that could be said to be getting more and more deviated, Ayou raised his head and looked at Osamu Dazai.

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like you want to take her to an armed detective agency, does it?

"It's hard to get rid of that little guy Chuya."

Dazai Osamu's voice was very light.

"Of course I'm going to commit suicide~"

He stopped, bent down and stared into Ayou's eyes.

"How is it? Are you very happy~"

Ayou: "..."

Why do you feel that Dazai's smile...is still so fake?

But if it's suicide...

Very naturally, Ayou took up the conversation.

"How did you die?"

"Well……"

Osamu Dazai made a pensive look, his eyes looked around, obviously he brought Ayou here, but at this moment it seemed that even he himself was not familiar with this place.

After turning his eyes around, Osamu Dazai looked at the river next to him, his eyes brightened slightly. He raised his hand and pointed at the flowing river with a smile.

"What do you think of this?"

Ayou blinked and looked towards the river.

At this time, it was almost four o'clock in the afternoon. Although the sun had slanted to the west, the sun was still shining brightly. There were almost no buildings on both sides of the river, only a stone bridge across it.

There is nothing wrong with anything else, just the water...

Ayou silently looked at Osamu Dazai again.

"This water is not very good..."

When choking on water, if the river water is clear, you can feel better, but if it is a bit muddy, you will always feel like you choked on a mouthful of mud, and you can't help but think of parasites, parasites, and... parasites.

"You can't think like that."

Osamu Dazai smiled and led Ayou and walked a few steps towards the river.

"'We' have made the wrong choice in the past."

Ayou:? ? ?

Seeing Ayou's puzzled look, Osamu Dazai fooled around seriously.

"You see, jumping into the river is always rescued. Why is that? Isn't it because the river is so clear that people can see a person lying in it at a glance."

Ayou nodded involuntarily, and Osamu Dazai took advantage of the victory to pursue.

"That's why this kind of muddy water makes people invisible and unable to save it!"

Well... makes sense!

Ayou, who had always committed suicide by looking for Qingshui, suddenly felt like she had been enlightened.

It turned out that the culprit of my failure to jump into the river before was because the water was too clear! ! !

Looking at Osamu Dazai with sparkling eyes, Ayou only felt that he was the man who could play suicide well.

"That makes sense, Dazai! You're awesome!"

Great!She never thought of it herself!

Proudly raising his head, Osamu Dazai extended an invitation.

"So, are you coming?"

Ayou excitedly tugged Osamu Dazai.

"Come! Absolutely! Jump into the river together!"

She seemed to see the dawn of hope!

The party who had taken the initiative suddenly changed the tune, and Ayou dragged Dazai Osamu's clothes and walked to the edge of the river bank.

Just when the two of them reached the bank of the river and Ayou was eager to jump in, Osamu Dazai suddenly interrupted her again.

"Wait a moment."

Ayou:? ? ?

Osamu Dazai stroked Ayu's hair.

"I don't think it's appropriate to dance separately."

As if the scene had reappeared, he smiled slightly, bent down instantly, picked up Ayou, and fell into the river without any explanation.

"Fuck! Dazai rules you!!!"

Discriminated against her height again!Take my life! ! !

However, the rest of Ayou's words were blocked by the river, so she could only raise her hand indignantly, and pulled Osamu Dazai's hair vigorously according to her feeling.

However, when she left, she seemed to have an extra...a pinch of hair.

Ayou who couldn't open her eyes:? ? ? ?

I rubbed my fingertips a few times, but the hairy feeling disappeared quickly.

Probably... an illusion?

Some heads that started to lack oxygen were thinking suspiciously, their thinking gradually diverged, and their consciousness became blurred.

I do not know how long it has been.

A voice came to Ayou's ears again, and the hazy light and shadow flickered in front of her eyes. Something touched her face, and finally pinched her nose.

This is... who intends to suffocate himself?

This thought flashed through her mind quickly, and before Ayou's vague consciousness could figure out why, she felt something warm imprisoning her chin.

Meow meow meow? ? ?

Feeling that something was wrong, Ayou's eyelashes trembled slightly, and she slowly opened her eyes.

A magnified face just appeared very close to Ayou's eyes.

Ayou: What a monster! ! !

Ayou, who hadn't recovered yet, was startled, she subconsciously raised her hand, and slapped it directly.

"Snapped--"

The sound of the skin colliding was extremely loud, and the strength of the contact between the palm and the forehead made Osamu Dazai feel that there might be something wrong with his face.

Fortunately, at this moment, Ayou, who is a five or six-year-old loli, has no strength at all. Osamu Dazai cooperated with the strength and fell directly to the ground moaning/groaning.

"It hurts~"

Ayou: "..."

Do you dare to remove the wavy line?

Ayou who had come to her senses sat up abruptly, ignoring Osamu Dazai who was just pretending, she raised her head and looked around.

The turbid river water that I jumped into has now become clear and transparent. They meander and extend, avoiding the forest in front of me, and flowing along the foot of the mountain in another direction.

Ayou, who had no sense of direction at all, looked at Osamu Dazai.

"here it is……"

However, Osamu Dazai didn't answer him at all, he lay on the ground with his hands on his forehead, humming non-stop.

Ayou: "..."

How old are you, are you naive or not!

Seeing Ayou just watching him without any movement, Osamu Dazai, who didn't feel ashamed at all, moaned louder.

Ayou walked over helplessly.

"Dazai?"

She walked to Osamu Dazai and squatted down to poke his cheek. Feeling Ayou's movement, Osamu Dazai raised his hand and pointed to his forehead.

"It hurts so much, it's all red! You won't get up until you kiss."

Ayou: "..."

I kiss you big head ghost! ! !

"Osamu Dazai, I misread you! Time turned you into a lolicon just like Rintaro!"

There was contempt in Ayoumo's eyes.

"Who told me that Lin Taro was despicable and shameless, that he was a social hot chicken."

Now you have become like Lin Taro.

Does this mean that like a teacher, there must be an apprentice?

The effect of the transformation is still continuing, making Ayou speak very bluntly the poisonous words that would not be uttered on weekdays.

"Social hot chicken Osamu Dazai."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Why did the mind become smaller, and the little lady's mouth became so... hurtful?

Seeing Osamu Dazai's bewildered expression, Ayou sighed.

"Forget it."

After poking Dazai Osamu's smooth face vigorously, Ayoucai continued to speak in a very childish manner.

"Anyway, it's not a day or two to worry about you."

It seems that in memory, he is really worry-free, and the various actions now have not made her worry-free.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai's forehead was indeed a little red, Ayou's hand moved to Osamu Dazai's forehead very naturally, impressing the ability to heal.

Dazai Osamu's thoughts that were still running in his heart suddenly quieted down.

A warm feeling that was very familiar to him and yet strange spread from his forehead to his body, and it spread to his whole body in just a few seconds. They kept walking, leaving a warm breath wherever they passed.

As if returning to the time before birth, the warm amniotic fluid spread all around, the soft and gentle sound came from outside the protective barrier, everything was so peaceful.

The physical heaviness disappeared, and the mental shackles seemed to be removed. Never before has this moment made people feel at ease.

Yes, peace of mind.

Buried in the deepest part of Osamu Dazai's mind, warnings began to appear repeatedly.

--Danger.

The continuous sirens were deafening, and they hurriedly announced to let him escape from this feeling, but his body found it difficult to even move a finger.

In a certain unreachable place, the imprisoned chains trembled, and something was hitting behind them, but after discovering that they still couldn't break through, they became calm again.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai didn't know at all, his expression was almost blank, but it made people feel extremely real.

Much better than the usual smirk anyway.

Thinking of this, Ayou withdrew her hand after the treatment was over.

"Dazai, you will be very quiet every time you are treated."

Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, then tilted his head slightly.

"It's because Ayou's treatment is so comfortable~"

For some reason, his fluttering tail was slightly trembling.

"You've been cured this time, so be careful when you commit suicide in the future."

A bunch of hidden injuries made her unrecovered body lose a little bit more, but she was happy to let it go, the more she lost, the less life she would have, so she could be taken care of earlier.

"Really, I always hurt myself, well, I can't blame you."

Ayu understands Dazai Osamu's injury.

If she didn't have the ability to heal, I'm afraid she would have to learn from Osamu Dazai to be a bandage-ridden monster.

"but."

Ayou stood up, with one hand on his hip.

"Don't always come to me if you accidentally scratch your finger."

After all, this guy has a lot of criminal records, not to mention accidentally scratching his finger, memory, even if he accidentally lost a hair, he can't wait for her to heal him and grow it back.

Is her healing so useful?Where can she treat the hair loss?She is a cure not a bully shampoo thanks.

Osamu Dazai slightly propped himself up and sat up. He looked at the girl who scolded him with puffy cheeks in front of him, and finally there was warmth in his eyes.

"But ah."

He narrowed his eyes happily, and the words that fell were extremely affirmative.

"Obviously Ayou will take care of it."

Ayou: "..."

Are you still determined that I will take care of you?I tell you!I, Qi Muyou, am not Quyou!Of course I do! !

"……Tube."

One word was gritted by Ayou's teeth.

That's right, she's really embarrassed not to treat her when I really found her...

Why do people feel like wanting to punch someone so much?Especially want to punch this one in front of me!

Seeing that Dazai Osamu's smile became brighter, Ayou felt that she couldn't help it.

No, she can't bear this grievance!She, A Xiaoyou, couldn't hold back!

The vicious Ayou's eyes turned fierce for a moment, she stared fiercely at the hair on Dazai Osamu's head, reached out her hand like lightning, and grabbed a large handful.

pull--

"Alas? Wait! It hurts! What are you doing, Ayou, let go!"

"do not want!"

Ayou, who was fierce and fierce, grabbed the hair of the phone and did not let go, and answered very honestly.

"I don't know why, but I really want to beat Dazai."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

etc?You want to hit me and you pull my hair are two different things! ! !

While struggling, Ayou's eyes suddenly saw the back of his head that he hadn't seen before, and saw that there was a particularly eye-catching place on the back of Dazai Osamu's originally densely haired head.

Well, it's very... very eye-catching.

Ayou couldn't help but loosen the strength in her grip on Mao, but Osamu Dazai snatched back her precious hair.

Ayou: "..."

Ayou looked at Osamu Dazai, who moved quickly and stood up straight to prevent himself from pulling his hair, and was silent for a while.

"Speaking of... Dazai...you..."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

Thinking back to the clump of white scalp with no hair on the back of Osamu Dazai's head that was incompatible with his hair, Ayou coughed lightly, thinking back to the clump of hair that he thought was an illusion before, he felt a little guilty in his heart.

"No, nothing..."

Stimulating the illusion, Ayou quietly added a bunch of hair to his bald place.

Since Dazai didn't know about it, then...she might as well not talk about it.