Where's my childhood sweetheart?

On the streets of Yokohama, where people come and go, there is a man who looks sneaky in the corner.

The man's body was full of earthy smell, and there was still a lot of soil on the clothes, some of which had condensed on the clothes, leaving brown marks that could not be erased.

If it's just that, it's just a person who looks extremely embarrassed, but this person covered his head with a windbreaker, which made him look more indescribable.

——It’s a bit like a beggar on the street.

"Damn it! You can't go on like this!"

Osamu Dazai squatted in the corner and muttered softly, if it wasn't for some "good-hearted people" to collect the corpses of the two groups of hapless people who had been exterminated, he might not have seen a single figure if he died of thirst.

Although he didn't mind death, he didn't want such a miserable death!

Osamu Dazai, who didn't think there was anything wrong with cheating on the corpse collection team at all, carefully looked around and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw no one he was familiar with.

His appearance is simply too detrimental to his image!So he absolutely must not be exposed!

Thinking this way, just as he was about to get up, he saw a child passing by him looking at him sympathetically, and then put down a 100-yen coin.

"Uncle, go home quickly. A professional beggar has no future. If you have hands and feet, you can't support yourself by doing something."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

etc!What the hell!What a professional beggar!Does he look like that? ? ?

However, the child was submerged in the crowd after saying these words. Osamu Dazai was silent for a long while before raising his hand and picking up the 100 yen coin without any morals.

No matter how it came from, it is still income, isn't it?

In a barber shop whose business is not so good that there are no customers, as the door is opened, there are finally customers after a long absence.

Like an Indian girl, a strange man with a scarf around his head walked into the barber shop. His figure walked in an upright manner, but his voice was full of...sneaky.

Like a secret agent, the man's voice was extremely low.

"Boss, cut your head."

The only barber, a middle-aged uncle twitched his lips, but stood up enthusiastically.

"Come on, come on, what kind of cut do you want to cut? My craftsmanship is the best in this area!"

Seeing the hard-won guest, the middle-aged barber silently swallowed the last sentence.

Well, it is the fastest middle-aged and elderly friend who shaves his head.

Osamu Dazai sat on the chair and coughed lightly.

"It's just my original...forget it, just use it as you like."

That's right, even he, Osamu Dazai, couldn't think of anything other than a wig to save himself...

"No problem, no problem, guest, your scarf...?"

Taking a deep look at the middle-aged barber, Osamu Dazai raised his hand tremblingly, and took off the scarf covering his entire head.

In an instant, there seemed to be a surge of golden light. The sunlight through the window shone on the smooth head, and the refracted light instantly brightened the whole room!

The light!It's so dazzling! ! !

Unable to bear it, the middle-aged barber raised his hand to cover his eyes. He squinted his eyes and adjusted for a while before looking directly at the source.

The middle-aged barber quickly drew the curtains beside the window, and the light in the room returned to normal immediately.

This is the first time for a middle-aged barber to encounter such a situation. The hair underneath is very thick, but the top of the head just...

"Brother..."

The middle-aged barber looked extremely strange.

"Are young people nowadays... all so trendy?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He doesn't want to either! ! ! !

"Is there any remedy?"

The middle-aged barber looked at Osamu Dazai's baldness for a long time, then shook his head helplessly.

"Listen to my advice, shave them all."

shaved all

shaved

shaved

Now

Right

Five big characters appeared in Osamu Dazai's mind, his hands holding the scarf were shaking.

"Is there really no way?"

The middle-aged uncle spoke firmly.

"It's easier to wear a wig if you shave it, but it's even more fake if you don't shave it."

Osamu Dazai was silent, he looked at the mirror in front of him, touched his last piece of thick and fluffy hair, and gritted his teeth.

"Shave it!"

After finishing speaking, as if unable to withstand the blow of reality, Osamu Dazai slumped on the chair with no eyesight, as if he had lost all hope.

……

……

On the street, a blond man held the task list in his hand bitterly.

"Dazai! You haven't been to work for several days!"

"Kunikida, don't be angry, what he said..."

Junichiro Tanizaki turned his head and comforted Kunikida Doppo.

"It feels really normal."

After all, Osamu Dazai's skipping work is really a normal state.

"It's different this time!"

Kunikida Doppo's voice was tinged with anger.

"In the past, if you skipped work, you could come to the detective agency to show your face, but now?"

Kunikida Doppo's voice became louder and louder.

"He doesn't even have a shadow!"

Junichiro Tanizaki hesitantly excused Osamu Dazai.

"Maybe there is something important?"

For example, being hunted down by an 'ex-girlfriend' again?

"Oh! What's the matter with his indecency?"

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses and taunted him, and just as he was about to turn a corner, a voice that Kunikida Doppo would recognize even if he turned into ashes suddenly came from the depths of the alley.His eyes sharpened immediately, and he walked to the other side of the alley without thinking.

"Oh, I haven't seen you for such a long time. I really haven't improved as before."

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke's expression was so gloomy that it seemed as if water was dripping from such a beating voice.

"So, I will definitely take you back!"

Let Mr. Dazai take a look and see if he has grown over the years! ! !

The black windbreaker turned into a black beast continuously, and a layer of red light was mixed with it, attacking Dazai Osamu, but it was easily dispelled when it touched him.

"Is this all you can do?"

The brown-black haired man mocked indifferently, as if the real murderous aura of the boy in black opposite him did not exist.

"Since this..."

Osamu Dazai had just spoken halfway, and before he could finish speaking, an attack suddenly struck from behind him, and before he had time to react, he was kicked to the wall on the right in an instant.

"Tai-zai-zhi-"

Kunikida Doppo roared angrily, took a step forward and grabbed Dazai Osamu by the collar, shaking desperately.

"You bastard! Do you still remember where you work! You haven't been at work for so many days, do you still want to get paid!"

"Wait! Kunikida?! Why are you here!!"

Seeing a stranger treat Mr. Dazai who he can't even touch like this, Akutagawa Ryunosuke suddenly exploded.

"Let go of Mr. Dazai!"

How dare you treat Mr. Dazai like this?He has never been like this! ! !

With a roar, the black beast formed by the windbreaker opened its mouth wide, and quickly rushed towards Kunikida alone.

At this moment, an unexpected thing happened.

Following Kunikida Doppo's violent movements, the hair on Osamu Dazai's head fell to the ground.

fell to the ground!

Mr. Dazai's hair fell to the ground! !

In an instant, the world seemed to be silent as well, as if the picture had been pressed to pause, everyone's movements were frozen, only the hair that fell to the ground fluttered slightly under the breeze, and the dark alley was instantly blurred. It was like turning on a light, and it was refracted with dazzling light.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

Tanizaki Junichiro: "..."

The least one to react was Akutagawa Ryunosuke, he took a step on his hind legs in disbelief, and the black beast frozen in mid-air trembled crazily with his movements.Rashomon, who was still trembling, turned a corner in such an instant, and grabbed Dazai Osamu's hair that had fallen to the ground.

"Mr... Dazai-san!!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's words were very straightforward but extremely heart-wrenching.

"Mr. Dazai, you turned into a bald man!"

Unable to bear it, there was resentment in his eyes.

"Would you rather be bald than come back!"

At least in the port mafia, Mr. Dazai's hair is not in danger of falling out!

"Dazai..."

Kunikida Doppo let go of Dazai Osamu's collar, looking at him with complicated eyes.

"So you usually wear a wig..."

Tanizaki Junichiro covered his mouth and added in a low voice.

"Everyone says he's extremely smart, Mr. Dazai is indeed at the age when he should lose his hair."

Osamu Dazai, whose secret was thus exposed, retorted helplessly.

"I'm not! I'm not!"

However, both Kunikida Doppo, Tanizaki Junichiro, and even Akutagawa Ryunosuke showed distrustful eyes.

Even Akutagawa Ryunosuke hesitated in thought.

"It turns out that if you are too smart, you will end up at the top! Mr. Dazai is so powerful, it makes sense for him to be completely bald."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Shut up!You elm head who stole my wig! ! !

Seeing that this issue was going to be debated endlessly and the wig was probably not coming back, Osamu Dazai ran out of the alley with his shiny head on his shiny head after being silent for a while.

Unexpectedly, the important task did not catch up immediately, until three seconds later, Kunikida Doppo, who came to his senses, dragged Tanizaki Junichiro and ran out in the lead, leaving Akutagawa Ryunosuke alone in the alley in a daze.

Rashomon showed his master the hair in his mouth very understandingly, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke stared at the hair silently.

10 minutes passed.

The blond woman in business attire ran into the alley, her eyes lit up when she saw Ryunosuke Akutagawa, and she hurried towards him.

"Finally found you, Akutagawa-sama!"

However, as if he didn't hear it, Akutagawa Ryunosuke remained motionless.

"Master Akutagawa, this time...huh???"

After approaching, Higuchi Ichiyo who saw clearly what his boss was doing was at a loss.

Akutagawa-sama... what are you doing?

I saw Akutagawa Ryunosuke staring at the clump of hair held by Rashomon with a very serious expression. Judging from Higuchi Ichiyo's cognition, it was definitely a clump of hair.

In an instant, Higuchi Ichiyo's heart became vigilant.

hair?Whose?male or female?Which little fairy is it!no!Master Akutagawa must not be fooled by the goblins outside!

Gathering up his courage, Higuchi Kazuyo continued to call Akutagawa Ryunosuke, trying to get his attention back.

"Master Akutagawa? Master Akutagawa?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke stared at the hair in silence for a while before regaining his senses. He didn't even look at Higuchi Ichiyo, and stretched out his hand to carefully take the hair, holding it in his hand.

This is Mr. Dazai's hair! (shock——)

Higuchi Ichiyo, who had never seen such an attitude of Akutagawa Ryunosuke's, instantly became alert.

Who the hell is that shameless little goblin! ! !