[Gintama] The Way of Slaying Ghosts

The warm sunshine makes people drowsy. Unlike the gloomy sky seen on the battlefield, the weather here is so good that Sakata Gintoki is still in a trance.

After coming out of the house, Sakata Gintoki picked a root of grass and put it in his mouth, and lay lazily on the soft grass outside.

After following Jiu Tsujisan to the so-called village chief's house, she asked for accommodation arrangements, and then she was brought here by that middle-aged man—Hongbei Yuno.

but……

Staring blankly at the only bedroom inside, Sakata Gintoki looked back at Uncle Hongbei's smug expression.

"Young people don't need to be shy, they are all men. Uncle is someone who has experienced it, so he understands it." Hongbei Yuye's face brightly expressed that I understand, I understand.

No, no, you don't understand anything, how on earth do you think they have this kind of relationship! ?

Sakata Gintoki almost knelt down to this uncle's miraculous brain circuit.

"I've watched you for a long time along the way, you've been secretly looking at that little girl, haven't you?" Kokitanobi showed an inscrutable smile when he looked at the dull Sakata Gin.

No, no, no, I was just wondering what she meant by that ghost slayer!

"Ahem." Sakata Gintoki cleared his throat, feeling the need to explain, it's fine if he was misunderstood, what if the little girl is so thin-skinned and gets angry when she finds out.

"I..." As soon as he opened his mouth to say a word, Sakata Gintoki was stopped.

"Seize the opportunity well." Kokitanobi patted Sakata Gintoki's shoulder meaningfully, "Uncle has something to do and left first."

So, in the end, Sakata Gintoki stared blankly at the bedroom in front of him for a while, then reluctantly grabbed the natural and rolled it out. After all, it seemed that this place was originally prepared for the ghost slayers who came over, although he didn't expect such an accident. , but still brought him here.

Rubbing his belly, Sakata Ginshi, who was still basking in the sun, felt hungry, but he had no dry food on him. He sighed, put his hands behind his head, and stared at the soft white clouds in the sky, thinking of cotton candy .

"I'm so hungry, Ah Yin is going to starve to death, it would be great if there was sugar." Weakly talking to himself, Sakata Yinshi almost wanted to drag the cloud down and gnaw it madly.

"Big brother, do you want candy?"

Originally, he was just talking to himself, but a young girl's voice suddenly sounded, Sakata Gintoki couldn't help but sat up and turned his head, only to see a girl about ten years old standing not far away looking at him.

"Big brother, do you want some candy?" The girl asked again seeing that he didn't reply.

"Ah?" Sakata Gintoki was taken aback for a moment, then subconsciously nodded, "Yeah."

Seeing this, the girl showed a bright smile, stretched out the hand she had been holding, and then let go. Inside was a toffee: "Here."

"No." Sakata Gintoki scratched the back of his head in embarrassment. After all, asking for sweets with a little girl is too...

So Sakata Gintoki tried his best to take his eyes off the candy, swallowed his saliva indistinctly, and muttered: "No need, I'm sorry."

"Here you are." The girl tilted her head and said with a smile when she handed the candy to Sakata Yin, "Isn't the big brother really kind?"

not what?Sakata Gintoki said that he really didn't understand. He was considered a ghost before and said no. What is it this time?

"Goodbye, big brother!" The girl turned and ran away briskly, her skirt flapping slightly.

Sakata Gintoki looked at the girl who ran away and then stopped and turned to wave goodbye to him, looked at the candy in his hand, and finally put it in his arms.

"What are you doing?" Jiu Tsuji-san came over and saw Sakata Gintoki standing there alone in a daze.

"Wow!" Hearing the voice behind him suddenly, Sakata Gintoki trembled all over, and then saw Jiu Tsuji looking at him with contempt.

Should it be said that they are masters and servants, why do they feel that the eyes of contempt are exactly the same!

"It's scary to appear and disappear, bastard!" Sakata Gintoki, who was despised repeatedly in a day, went crazy.

"Obviously you are in a daze." Jiu Tsuji-san pouted, then looked at the room next to him and said, "I'll be staying here tonight."

"Well, about this." Sakata Gintoki said uncomfortably, "There is only one bedroom inside, but Ah Yin can sleep outside."

"No need." Jiu Tsujisan replied indifferently.

Anyway, myself...huh?Need not! ?

What?Shouldn't he be sleeping outside?Are they going to sleep together?

No, no matter what, he couldn't do anything to such a girl he just met. Could it be that she fell in love with Ah Yin? If so...

The innocent Sakata Gintoki couldn't help feeling embarrassed, his eyes were wandering and he didn't know where his brain was going.

"Anyway, I don't live here." Jiu Tsuji-san's next words seemed to pour cold water on Sakata Gintoki's head, "I'm going to check on the ghosts here tonight."

"...Oh, that's it." The cold-hearted Sakata Gintoki said dryly, then silently picked up his broken glass heart and glued it together.

Sure enough, I thought too much.

Jiu Tsujisan looked at Sakata Gintoki who seemed to have received a knowing blow, and slightly narrowed his eyes: "Didn't you think that you would sleep together tonight?"

Sakata Gintoki: "!"

Killing can't even admit it!

"Why, how could it be, haha." Sakata Yinshi changed the topic with a slightly exaggerated voice while sweating, "Ah Yin is so hungry, is there anything to eat here?"

"Someone will bring it over." When Jiu Tsuji raised his eyebrows and looked at Sakata Yin, he didn't continue the previous topic.

Sakata Yinshi suddenly found that the strange creature was not there: "By the way, what about your strange pet named Gulu?"

"It went to investigate first." Then Jiu Tsuji-san corrected, "Also, that's my shikigami, not some strange pet."

Sakata Gintoki was stunned for a moment: "Shiki ghost?"

"Ghost slayers basically have their own shikigami, the same as the onmyoji's shikigami, but we can only contract one." Jiu Tsuji-san didn't care, and explained casually.

The atmosphere fell silent, and neither of them spoke again.

Casually leaning against the door, Jiu Tsujisan was thinking about this commission, as soon as Sakata Gintoki left before, she showed the sign of Jiu Luo, and the village chief also told her the task directly.

But it seems that this time the target has not yet grown into a real evil spirit.

Son of a ghost...

On the other side, Sakata Gintoki didn't know what to talk about. He stayed in the barracks full of rough men every day. He really didn't know how to get along with girls of this age. I heard that girls need to be serious. To protect fragile creatures that are carefully cared for?

Ahh help!What a strange atmosphere!What are they talking about about normal times and wigs?

Sadly, Sakata Gintoki found that his memory was full of complaints except for the unnutritive mutual complaints, and he almost wanted to hide his face in pain.

Inadvertently glancing at Jiu Tsuji-san's bangs covering half of his face, Sakata Gintoki asked casually, "Isn't it uncomfortable that your bangs on your forehead block your eyes?"

Jiu Tsujisan took a look at him: "I'm used to it."

"Oh." Then this time it was really completely speechless.

"Gulu." Fortunately, Jiu Tsuji-san's shikigami came back at this time, and Sakata Gintoki also heaved a sigh of relief.

Jiu Tsujisan stood up straight and hugged Gulu who jumped up: "How is it?"

"Gululu..." Gulu also began to explain seriously.

Looking at this communication between a person and a beast, Sakata Gintoki still felt that it was very subtle.

"Two?" Jiu Tsuji-san frowned.

"Two what?" Sakata Gintoki still couldn't help asking curiously.

"There are two sons of ghosts here." Jiu Tsuji-san smoothed Gulu's soft white fur, "Generally speaking, ghost sons are extremely difficult to appear, and only a human mother and a ghost father can be born together." .”

Pursing his lips, Jiu Tsuji-san continued: "Let's not say that human beings are afraid of ghosts, and as long as a ghost's child is born, the human mother will be sucked to death, so how can there be human beings?" Willing to give birth."

"Why can't it be the mother who is a ghost and the father who is a human?" Sakata Gintoki was a little surprised.

"Evil ghost's mother?" Jiu Tsujisan sneered sarcastically, "Then you can only give birth to a lump of rotten flesh, it's just a ghost formed by evil thoughts, how could it be recognized by the law as having the ability to create life right."

"Someone is here." Before Sakata Gintoki could say anything else, Jiu Tsujisan suddenly looked not far away and said, "It should be the villagers who came to deliver food."

Watching Jiu Tsuji-san go to talk to that villager, Gulu jumped to Sakata Gintoki's side, began to sniff, and finally stayed in his arms.

"What? You don't think I'm a ghost, do you?" Sakata Gintoki turned dark, grabbed Gulu's tail and threw it out.

Gulu grinned and stood up, this time he really smelled the ghost clan's breath on that kid!

"Gulu, stop messing around." Jiu Tsujisan picked up the back of its neck, "It's true he's not, and it's time to eat."

Hearing this, Gulu's eyes lit up, and he no longer cared about Sakata Gintoki.

Back in the house, Jiu Tsuji-san said that he went directly to the bedroom with Gulu without having dinner.

Looking at the food boxes that he swept away, Sakata Gintoki decided to take a look after hesitating after seeing that they hadn't come out and there was no movement inside.

Opening the door, biting his chopsticks and watching the scene in front of him silently, Sakata Gintoki's brain couldn't react: "What... are you doing?"

The author has something to say: Thank you for not being a rotten girl.What's the landmine!

small theater:

On Valentine's Day, Sakata Gintoki looked at the show of love all over the street expressionlessly, and turned his head decisively to look at the calm Tsujizo next to him: "Tsujizo, think about it, in order to prevent you from turning into a ghost and losing your mind, I want Always by your side, right?"

Jiu Tsuji-san gave him a strange look and then nodded: "En."

Natural Juan continued his efforts: "Then think again, won't we be together for the rest of our lives?"

Jiu Tsujisan was taken aback for a moment, and after thinking about it, it seemed that this was indeed the case, then nodded again: "Yes."

Sakata Gintoki could hardly hide the wry smile on his face: "Then think about it, won't you and I not be able to find a partner?"

Jiu Tsujisan's face is calm: "...so?"

Sakata Gintoki showed a big and bright smile, and said in a hurry: "So, let's make a couple together!"

Jiu Tsuji looked at Gin Sakata who was almost wagging his tail expressionlessly, and fell silent.

Sakata Gintoki didn't give the girl a chance to speak again: "So let's go get the certificate now."

Jiu Tsuji-san who was taken away: "..."