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Live No.30 for seven days·【Second update】What a coincidence, we met again

Ever since he lost his vest, Lin Dong ran around Lu Jinchuan's house even more recklessly.

The small balcony was occupied by a cat and a dog, and the two little guys settled the day's accounts inside.

"What are you and Brother Lu doing in the bedroom?" The little orange cat sat upright and asked with a serious cat face.

"Talking and chatting." Ye Fan replied, he paused, hesitated for a few seconds and then asked, "What is Achuan doing at your house?"

——(cross out) Rescue the trapped fat orange (cross out)

"Chat and talk." The little orange cat was serious.

A cat and a dog looked at each other for a long time, and they could see the disbelief in each other's eyes.

Well, since you don't believe me, let's fight.

The little orange cat seems to have forgotten that the opposite dog has a layer of identity as a great god-the great god has not appeared in the live broadcast for a long time, and his sense of presence is so low that he has long been crowded out by the image of the dog competing for favor.

When Lu Jinchuan wanted to go into the balcony to get things, the small balcony looked like it had been visited by a tornado.

He stood at the door of the small balcony, took two deep breaths, and helplessly ordered to tidy up, "You two... why do you insist on being together if you don't like each other?"

When the cat and the dog saw Lu Jinchuan coming in, they immediately stood upright side by side, with obedient expressions on their faces.

"No, no, the two of us are on good terms." Lin Dong denied it. As a former pet cat, Lin Dong knew how much the cat-dog war would annoy the servants, and he might be blamed. The first one, even if you don't want to see that dog anymore, you must be harmonious and friendly in front of Brother Lu.

Lin Dong patted the pup on the top of the head with his paw, wanting to express the close and friendly relationship with each other, but he didn't expect that the paw caught the pup off guard and staggered a bit.

"...I didn't expect you to be so weak." Lin Dong licked his paw with an innocent face.

Ye Fan: "..."

"Come out after tidying up here. If you don't tidy up, you won't have anything to eat." Lu Jinchuan issued an ultimatum, threatening the two little things with different insides and outsides.

Lin Dong turned his head and glanced at the small balcony, and took a deep breath. The chaos was like a typhoon passing through. It couldn't possibly be caused by the two of them, right?Where is it so lethal?

Just as Lin Dong wanted to make an excuse, Lu Jinchuan closed the sliding door of the small balcony again, apparently to carry out the ultimatum just given to the end.

Lin Dong looked at Ye Fan silently, "Cooperate, cooperate?"

Ye Fan looked up, snorted and nodded, agreeing.

At this time, Lu Jinchuan opened the sliding door of the balcony again. The little orange cat was overjoyed, thinking that Brother Lu was hiding outside the door and eavesdropping.

"I just remembered that you have no clothes to wear when you transform into a human form. I just bought a whole set of clothes for you from Xinwang. I don't know the size of the underwear. Just wear them." Lu Jinchuan took a set of clothes and folded them neatly. Place them neatly in front of the little orange cat.

The little orange cat stared, did you even consider these things?As expected of him, Brother Lu!Super thoughtful!But don’t you really think about exempting from liability and punishment? QAQ

Lu Jinchuan glanced at the two quiet kids with a smile, and closed the sliding door again.

Every time I give them the aftermath, if I continue to pamper them, I will become a bear.Lu Jinchuan thought in his heart.

In Lin's hand, he held a Pangci that was obviously not in his size, and his cat's face revealed complex emotions.

It turns out that in Brother Lu's heart, my image is so stalwart...I'm really sorry to disappoint Brother Lu QAQ

Ye Fan glanced at the trousers in Lin's hand, and laughed out loud.

Lin Dong: "..."

Another battle of the century.

Finally, Lin Dong packed up the small balcony and came out, it was already around four or five o'clock in the afternoon.Earlier it was said that Gouzi helped clean up together, but what can a Gouzi do?It’s not all up to him in the end QAQ

Fortunately, when he saw Ye Fan nodding and agreeing to clean up together, he was still a little moved and guilty, and felt that he was too fussy.

"Brother Lu, your balcony looks small, but it has all kinds of internal organs. There are so many things." Lin Dong managed to tidy up the small balcony, and proudly looked at the brand-new place, feeling a sense of emotion.

Lu Jinchuan looked at the little orange cat with a smile, and said, "In the future, if you two want to fight, you can do it on the small balcony, and clean up together after the fight, so as to promote the relationship."

Lin Dong laughed dryly, and thought to himself that he would stop fighting. After a fight, why didn't he clean it up?In front of Brother Lu, you can't argue with a puppy, otherwise he will appear to be too stingy. All in all, it's a big loss.

Ye Fan snorted even more, "Promote the relationship?" He glanced at Lin Dong expressionlessly, and then turned his head back expressionlessly, the meaning of disgust was self-evident.

Lin Dong: "..."

With Lu Jinchuan in charge, a cat and a dog didn't move their hands in front of Lu Jinchuan. After the meal was finished, Lin Dong looked at Lu Jinchuan and said, "Brother Lu, I didn't bring my house key, so I can't go back." I will stay with you for one night, and I will find the customer service system to unlock it remotely during the day tomorrow."

"No need." Ye Fan said lightly, raised his dog's head and let Lu Jinchuan wipe his face habitually, "You don't need to ask customer service for the lock of your door, I will fix it for you."

Hearing this, Lu Jinchuan looked at Ye Fan with some doubts, and raised his eyebrows.

Lin Dong was a little more puzzled and surprised than Lu Jinchuan, this dog was so kind to help him open the door?

Ye Fan ran to the balcony and took out his smart brain. The dog's paw pressed on the electronic screen of the smart brain for three seconds to unlock it, and then brought up the code page.

The imagined scene of a hacker hacking into the system is handsome, with long, white fingers flying over the keyboard, but in reality, there are two snow-white claws like white steamed buns, tapping the keys slowly.

From time to time, I have to type on other alphabet plates, and I have to delete and type again.

With a little effort, Ye Fan stumbled into the security system of Lin Dong's gate opposite him. After fiddling for a while, he heard him say "Okay", and Lu Jinchuan and Lin Dong ran to the gate in unison. , Sure enough, the previously closed door opened a gap.

Lu Jinchuan blinked, he didn't expect the puppy to have such a set of skills, let alone be so... helpful to others.

Lin Dong puffed up his face. He just knew that Ye Fan was a skilled gamer, but he didn't expect Ye Fan to be able to do this. The little calculation he had made earlier was in vain. He looked up at Lu Jinchuan, who was watching With the encouragement of a familiar old father in his eyes, he choked and thanked sullenly, "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Ye Fan falsely grinned.

After sending off the light bulb, Ye Fan received a rewarding hug from Lu Jinchuan.He spread out his four paws, turned his belly to the sky, and happily swung his tail left and right, enjoying Lu Jinchuan's stroking.

"I didn't expect you to take the initiative to help Lin Dong." Lu Jinchuan said.

Ye Fan's tail was slightly stiff for a second, then quickly and naturally swayed from side to side, he said, "Then I won't argue with a junior." Ye Fan narrowed his eyes and said, "Besides, I clearly If you are capable, why don’t you help him? Let him stay with you and cause you trouble?” He snorted softly, and the little orange cat’s calculations were rattling, so he wouldn’t let the other party’s wishes come true. .

Lu Jinchuan laughed lightly, squeezed Ye Fan's paw, and said, "Then I have to thank you for thinking of me."

Ye Fan waved his paw comfortably, "It's a trivial matter, you're welcome."

He turned over, stood up from the blanket, swayed his body so that Lu Jinchuan didn't fumble around anymore, "That," he said with a rare hesitation and coercion, his brown eyes dodged Lu Jinchuan's eyes The person who came came asked about the sight, and said, "There are none of the mats and new nests you mentioned earlier. Shall I sleep with you again tonight?"

Ye Fan stepped on the soft cushion under his feet, moving his paws restlessly, with his round head drooping, but a pair of ears stretched high, ready to catch Lu Jinchuan's response at any time.

Lu Jinchuan looked at the pup who made the request but was embarrassed with a smile, and rubbed the base of the pup's ears rewardingly, as a reward for the pup's willingness to put aside his prejudices and help others today. He should have complied with this small request .

"Okay."

The puppy raised his head abruptly, stared at Lu Jinchuan with bright eyes, wagging his tail in excitement, but kept his usual calmness in his mouth, coughed lightly and said, "Well, then I will go back first. house."

Lu Jinchuan pursed his lips and suppressed a smile, and nodded without any trace, watching the obviously happy little puppy insist on carrying the mature and steady style of a big adult dog, and walking steadily towards him with short, fat but powerful legs. Go in the direction of the bedroom.

Tails are so honest.

Lu Jinchuan rubbed his chin, watched Ye Fan's furry tail swaying back and forth, and felt so itchy that he wanted to rub it.

He didn't wonder why Ye Fan found an awkward excuse to sleep in the same bed with him, he was born with a fairy physique, sleeping next to him would be a temptation for any monster.

Just like Lin Dong, now he always wants to find an excuse to fall asleep from time to time, it's a reason.

He doesn't care about Ye Fan and Lin Dong's petty calculations of a dog and a cat.He slept for 300 years, and when he woke up, all the old friends he knew in the past lost contact, and he didn't know whether he had fallen or went to retreat for further cultivation.

This made him feel as though he appeared unexpectedly and disturbed the world.

So speaking of it, whether it's Lin Dong's eating and living here from time to time, or Ye Fan temporarily staying with him for self-cultivation, these are not so much a disturbance as Lu Jinchuan enjoys it.

He enjoys getting along with these juniors, and there is a feeling that he has a connection with this era.

And now that he has two cubs who are close to him, he is not so lonely and boring.

Lu Jinchuan recorded the live broadcast in the living room, and Ye Fan hid in the bedroom and boarded the trumpet to broadcast the live broadcast. After turning off all the sound in the live broadcast room, he enjoyed the live sound outside the house.

In the living room, Lu Jinchuan was asking for leave for the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Tomorrow, I'm going to take the exam for the chef qualification certificate, so the live broadcast will be suspended once." Lu Jinchuan said.

The verbal leave is just a matter of one sentence. He first notified the audience and fans in the live broadcast room, and then a more official notice will be posted on the live broadcast platform and Weibo.

Lu Jinchuan didn't pay special attention to the fans' comments, but first glanced at the column of the audience list, and saw Ye Fan's low-key luxury but blingbling business card frame appearing at the top of the list, he rolled his eyes.

Although the two of them didn't say anything to each other specifically, they had a tacit understanding like the old couple's company. Seeing each other's presence gave them a sense of peace and relaxation.

Ye Fan was Lu Jinchuan's first audience. Although there are tens of thousands of audiences in the live broadcast room every day, and the number is still increasing, there are not many audiences left from the first batch until now. Ye Fan is one of the few One of the "old people" who has stayed until now is a loyal audience who almost never leaves.

Lu Jinchuan's impression of Ye Fan was particularly deep. He was once mistaken for a black boy who smashed the scene. After the misunderstanding was resolved, one was guilt, and the other was that the other party's sense of existence was too strong. Lu Jinchuan subconsciously paid attention to this one of his own. special audience.

It seemed a bit late when he realized that he had given the other party too much attention.

It's hard to say that you are used to this kind of thing, and you will develop it unconsciously. It invades your daily life and your usual emotions. up.

Lu Jinchuan really wanted to get to know this "thigh" he had handed over unknowingly, curious about what kind of person he was in real life, why he paid attention to him in the first place, and curious about his body except that he was worthwhile in this era. Apart from the complimented culinary skills, is there something else that attracts the other party?

Lu Jinchuan quite hoped that he had something extra to attract the other party—probably the so-called "connotation" and "characteristic", but he was not thick-skinned enough to ask about it, so when he occasionally thought of it, he would secretly groan take a guess.

Advantages, monsters who live thousands of years older, if you want to count them, you can always list a few for yourself.Sometimes Lu Jinchuan thinks about it in his heart, and while giving himself a thumbs up happily, at the same time spitting at himself for his thick skin embarrassingly.

In short, the taste is flattering and a little sour.

——The sour taste probably lies in that Lu Jinchuan couldn't help but think, what if Ye Fan is just a big foodie?

——Usually when thinking like this, Lu Jinchuan's fantasy figure of Ye Fan will change in his mind, from a faceless figure with a tall and tall figure to a figure with five big and three thick arms and a round waist.

Lu Jinchuan still wanted to send out an invitation to meet.

He also told the editor about this idea, after all, he was also worried about whether his impromptu idea would cause bad consequences.

Editor Fat Fang said to him, "As an idol, please stay away from the lives of fans."

Lu Jinchuan could see that this probably meant that his idea was bad.

Lu Jinchuan pursed his lips, thinking that he had taken a break for a while, but there was no guarantee that he would not relapse.

After the live broadcast ended, Lu Jinchuan also received a lot of encouraging barrage from the audience in the live broadcast room, all of which wished him a smooth exam tomorrow. Lu Jinchuan rolled his eyes, thanked him and downloaded the live broadcast.

The on-site practical test on the second day was relatively late, and was ranked after the written test of other candidates.

There were only two candidates taking part in the practical test. Coincidentally, the other person was an acquaintance. He was the Buddha who had clamored to meet and make friends.

The two of them had a face-to-face meeting at the scene, both of them were very surprised, Buddha blinked, and opened his mouth, "Monster? You don't have a qualification certificate yet?"

Afterwards, Lu Jinchuan wanted to represent the platform to participate in the culinary art exchange conference. According to the regulations, the participants must have a qualification certificate. Buddha did not expect that Yaolao would not have a qualification certificate, let alone that Yaolao’s editor would choose one without a qualification certificate people participate in the competition.

What if I fail the qualification certificate exam today?

In particular, the Yao Lao test is not a well-behaved written test, the practical qualification test is inherently riskier, not to say that it is enough to make delicious food, but also to make the two examiners look at each other Well, the subjective consciousness of the two examiners is far worse than the actual food taste.

One is not pleasing to the eye, is it okay to just brush it down?

We have to wait for the next qualification certificate level examination, which will be half a year later, and the conference has long been missed. By then, the platform will not be able to participate in the competition, and the editor of the monster will have to get off work. Not to mention, the monster himself will probably be broadcast live The platform is frozen.

Buddha frowned, "You are so stupid."

Lu Jinchuan smiled and said, "It's okay, it's a risk to let me take the written test."

"Didn't you come here for the special certificate?" Buddha asked doubtfully.

"Special certificate?" Lu Jinchuan was more puzzled than Buddha.

"Those who have obtained the qualification certificate through practical operation will get an additional special certificate. With this special certificate, the threshold for hotel star promotion will be met in the future." Buddha explained, he paused, and said, "I still have I thought you came here specially for this special certificate."

Lu Jinchuan waved his hands and said with a dry smile, "That's really not true. I don't even have a small restaurant, so why are I talking about rising stars?"

The ranking of hotels is the same as it was 300 years ago. From one star to six stars, every time you upgrade to a star, you have to go through a test. In short, it is very troublesome.

Like the Yushan restaurant opened by Shutun, it is a two-star hotel.

Although it only has two stars, it is already a very good place to dine on Central Street.

Lu Jinchuan knew that opening a small restaurant was complicated, so he didn't have the idea of ​​doing it for the time being, let alone making preparations for the future star promotion.

He said sincerely, "I really just want to get a certificate and participate in an exchange conference."

Foye was a little speechless, he felt that Lu Jinchuan had no ambitions and did not meet the requirements to be his opponent, but also felt that Lu Jinchuan was a good cook and should not be buried.He was depressed for a long time, and he choked out a sentence, "I wish you success."

"Ah, thank you." Lu Jinchuan blinked, "You too."

"I really want to make friends with you," Buddha hesitated for a while, and said again while waiting for the start of the practical exam, with a serious expression on his upright face, "but if you are always so comfortable, sooner or later you will I was left far behind. I hope my friends can stand on the same level as me."

Lu Jinchuan: "..."

It seems that there is another bear kid beside him.

Lu Jinchuan rolled his eyes and said in a gentle voice, "Actually, I think there is still a little distance between us for you to catch up. Don't be in such a hurry, take your time. If you are too tired to catch up because of me, you will feel sad." I'll be sorry."

Foye's eyes widened slightly, and then he pursed his lips. He had to admit that he was inferior to the opponent in the last match, and what Yao Lao said made sense.

He was silent for a few seconds, then slowly said, "Confidence is a good thing."