The anchor is bitten by a dog every day

Live No.40 Seven Days【Two in One】Ye Fan's Be Careful

Lu Jinchuan is the only one in the family who can take care of the children. The half-monster son has been fostered here by Lu Jinchuan for almost a week. The little son has long since refused to admit his birth. He plays like crazy at home, and runs fast as soon as he lands. Lu Jinchuan caught him. Give up after a few times.

In order to calm down the little guy, Lu Jinchuan tried various toys.The things that Lu Bai sent were valid for a few hours at most, and in the end I had to play a video for the little guy to find the trick to calm him down.

The half-demon boy has a strong hands-on ability, especially likes to imitate what he sees. When he sees a funny video, he will immediately perform it by himself.

There is a saying, my man, only I can make him laugh.

The behavior of the half-demon cub stepped on the hearts of a dog and a cat without a doubt, 360 degrees without any dead ends.

——But among them, the little orange cat is here to join in the fun. For the time being, I don't have anyone I like on the top of my heart. I just want to not lose the long-term meal ticket, and I have joined the dog to fight against the enemy.

The half-demon bastard took Lu Jinchuan's brain and flipped through it, and found the tricky video, Ye Fan didn't stop him, and let him watch the whole tricky collection.

The little guy's eyes rolled around, and he focused on a cat and a dog.

Because of Ye Fan's embarrassing period, the dog's hair always stuck to the sofa, even a powerful vacuum cleaner couldn't handle it, so Lu Jinchuan had to use the most primitive method, sticking strips with scotch tape.

Seeing that Lu Jinchuan was using a scotch tape gun, the little half-demon could spit out a long string of tape with one click, and it could even be stained with dog hair. He wanted to play with all his heart, but was banned by Lu Jinchuan. To provoke Ye Fan.

But just now, Lu Jinchuan ran out of the tape gun on his front foot, and left the tape gun on the sofa. On his back foot, the half-demon bastard who wanted to play with guns was staring at him.

The little guy groaned and climbed up the sofa as tall as his body by himself, got the gun he was thinking about, and slipped down from the sofa with a huff.

The half-demon bastard held a small gun, and while Ye Fan and Lin Dong were both on the balcony, he pouted his buttocks and sealed a transparent cordon inside the sliding door of the small balcony.

He is short, and the height of the blockade is only about the height of Lu Jinchuan's calf and knee.

A cat and a dog stayed on the balcony, each secretly watching from the corner of their eyes, seeing that the half-demon cub really made a small move, the two looked at each other.

The half-demon boy pasted up the scotch tape, and opened the sliding door on purpose, creating the illusion that the door is open and you can come in and out as you like.

A cat and a dog hid on the window sill of the balcony, looking down at the half-monster's little movements, the little orange cat sighed, "I didn't expect that at such a young age, he would be so narrow-minded. If he grows up, I can't play him anymore."

Ye Fan gave Lin Dong a sideways look, and said, "You can't beat him, but it doesn't mean I can't."

Lin Dong continued to make tormenting clicks, "Tsk, now you can't even compete with him for making Brother Lu happy, so what's next? Who gave you the confidence?"

Gouzi kicked the little orange cat down without saying a word.

The window sill was not high from the ground, and Lin Dong landed perfectly, maintaining a bit of demeanor.

"Hundan!" The little orange cat bared its teeth at Ye Fan.

One cat and one dog internal strife belong to internal strife, serious business is not forgotten.

Ye Fan didn't rush out as soon as the half-demon boy finished the work, allowing the half-demon boy's prank to succeed.

He was waiting for Lu Jinchuan to call someone over for dinner.

After more than an hour, Lu Jinchuan yelled two or three times in the kitchen, but he didn't see Ye Fan and the others coming. He was walking towards the small balcony in doubt, when he saw Ye Fan's head stuck in the scotch tape.

"..."

The half-demon cub laughed and fell to the side and rolled.

The little orange cat, who originally wanted to push the waves forward, saw Ye Fan hit so hard, and subconsciously stopped the car. Four claws popped out nails, and firmly grasped the bone-patterned double mat on the ground. The cotton is all exposed.

Lu Jinchuan saw the scotch tape gun thrown aside by the half-demon boy, then looked at the blockade at the gate, and heard the little guy's laughter next to his ear, a fool would know what happened.

He felt pissed and amused freeing the dog from the duct tape.

Ye Fan's head was pricked honestly enough, and it was already in the moulting period. Lu Jinchuan tore it lightly, and a lot of hair fell out, some of which were new. Anyway, Lu Jinchuan felt pain for the pup.

Lu Jinchuan was not willing to pull the tape hard. He pressed the hair on the dog's head with one hand, and carefully tore it off the side with the other. After pulling one piece, the cute little Alaska had a blank face. There was a wide mark, like a birthmark.

Little Alaska arched himself into Lu Jinchuan's arms, with his face facing his chest, as if he knew that he was extremely ugly now, and refused to see anyone anymore.

Holding the injured and "disfigured" puppy, Lu Jinchuan finally saw the floor puff up his face, and gave a light drink to the half-monster who was still laughing.

A little bit of evil spirit half-wrapped the half-demon boy, Lu Jinchuan was measured, but just shocked the mischievous and disobedient boy, "Stand up, stand up."

The half-demon boy is very sensitive to the breath of a demon, and can easily distinguish other people's happiness and anger. Seeing that Lu Jinchuan seemed to be really angry, he immediately stood up, lowered his head, and carefully looked at Lu Jinchuan from the corner of his eye.

The little orange cat stood on the balcony and swallowed.He was used to seeing Lu Jinchuan always smiling and squinting his eyes, he almost forgot that his brother Lu was also a big monster, or a ferocious beast, as fierce as anyone else.

Although I'm just training a kid right now...

"Jokes must be measured." Lu Jinchuan looked at the half-monster boy without a smile on his face, and managed to scare the little guy who thought Lu Jinchuan was pretending to be fierce on the surface.

The half-demon boy lowered his head and played with his fingers, not daring to say anything.

"To have fun, to toss other people, little guy, who taught you?" Lu Jinchuan sullenly, one hand gently along the fur on the puppy's back, "I know you can understand, go reflect on yourself Just think about what to do."

Half-demons develop earlier than normal human children. The little ones can understand what the adults say, but they don’t like to say it. They always pretend to be stupid, and when they see the adults laughing, they think the matter is over. , a bad habit developed over time, I don’t like to admit my mistakes, I always think that I can escape by pretending to be stupid. After the little puppy left, the half-monster finally panicked and cried loudly. This time the tears and snot were left in a mess, whether it was real crying or howling.

Lin Dong stared dumbfounded until the end, he was actually the one who stayed behind with the crying half-monster cub, and immediately regretted why he didn't bump into Ye Fan together.

"What are you crying for? Go and apologize to Gouzi later, and then reflect on Brother Lu's mistakes, won't it be fine?" The little orange cat said dryly, and pulled two tissues to pat the half-monster boy on the face .

The half-demon cub was still crying sadly, as if he had been wronged by the sky, and the little orange cat couldn't help but reflect on it, whether it was too inhumane for him and Gouzi to set him up.

But think about it carefully, the little guy tuned the channel to watch the little video, the imitation show was implemented by the little guy himself, the murder weapon is the scotch tape gun, cough, brother Lu fell on the sofa and was picked up by the little guy himself If you want to say what he did with Gouzi, at most he didn't stop it... Gouzi made a mistake and fulfilled the little guy's prank wish.

After figuring this out, the little orange cat didn't feel any guilt at all. Seeing the half-demon cub crying from the beginning to howling at the back, he yawned and jumped back to his little cat from the balcony window. The balcony went.

Ye Fan was taken away by Lu Jinchuan, and the little milk dog squatted in Lu Jinchuan's arms peacefully, also without making a sound.

Lu Jinchuan held up the little pup with its head stuck in his arms, and looked at the tape marks on Ye Fan's face. He was funny, angry, and distressed. He really had mixed feelings.

A fairy who has become a spirit will still be caught by scotch tape?Even mentally retarded.

I also know that Ye Fan deliberately bumped into such a miserable appearance for himself to see. The purpose is probably that he trained the half-monster boy just now.

The little guy was indeed not very well-behaved, but Lu Jinchuan always felt that the half-monster boy was still young, and he was sent here temporarily, so he had to set up rules and discipline, and after Lu Bai came back, the little guy's mother came in person.But this time the prank was too much for this sake.

Jokes made on the basis of other people's embarrassment and pain are inherently bad and must be stopped in time.

"Who are you going to play such a bitter trick on purpose?" Lu Jinchuan patted the puppy's round head vigorously twice.

"I'll show you." Ye Fan said.

"..." Lu Jinchuan was speechless for a while, and then he held back his words for a while, "You are really messing around, just to show me how crazy that half-monster is? You ripped off so much hair, doesn't it hurt?"

"You're always spoiling him." Ye Fan frowned, "It's not conducive to the healthy development of body and mind."

"..." Lu Jinchuan was speechless again.

"And I don't like to see you spoiling him all the time." Ye Fan said again, little Alaska looked into Lu Jinchuan's eyes, and Lu Jinchuan couldn't help but feel guilty and wanted to avoid his eyes.

"I'm not used to him, am I?"

"You laugh at everything he does, isn't it because you're used to him? When you smile, you encourage him, why doesn't he work harder?" The little milk dog is serious.

Lu Jinchuan wrinkled the tip of his nose, "This is all counted..."

"Of course." Ye Fan nodded, this is called helping the evil, the little milk dog thought to himself.

If Lin Dong was listening to the corner here at the moment, he would definitely jump out and scold the dog for being silly. Obviously, the motive for bumping into the scotch tape in the first place was simple (stupid) and pure (stupid), just to bring down the half-demon boy. Brother Lu's impression points here, by the way, sold out badly, and regained Brother Lu's attention.

Lu Jinchuan thought for a while, and felt that it seemed reasonable, nodded and said, "I will pay attention in the future."

The puppy also nodded, "There is no future, Lu Bai contacted me before hitting the tape and said she was coming back."

Lu Jinchuan was taken aback, "So fast?"

"Quick?!" The puppy is going to explode, this little kid who is competing for favor with the light bulb has been staying at their house for a week, so soon?

Lu Jinchuan smiled, lowered his head and rubbed the tip of his nose against the little milk dog, and explained, "I'm not mentally prepared at all. Are you happy or not, she is doing well?"

"It's going well, anyway, I can take her son back." Ye Fan replied dryly with a stinky face.Why not mentally prepared, obviously still reluctant to let that half-monster go back!

While the two were talking, the half-demon bastard outside was still howling, and no one heard the doorbell rang. In the end, Lin Dong jumped into the room from the balcony and interrupted the doorbell. Fan and Lu Jinchuan reminded that someone was outside the door.

Lu Jinchuan coughed a few times in embarrassment, put the dog down, and quickly walked out of the bedroom to open the door.

The cat and dog who stayed in the bedroom looked at each other for a while, and Lin Dong said, "Tell me, have you regained Brother Lu's favor?"

"What is regained, never lost." Ye Fan snorted softly, and ran out with a particularly ugly dog ​​face.

As soon as Lu Bai entered the room, she heard her cub howl a bit miserable, she was startled, she nodded slightly at Lu Jinchuan and then ran to look at it, saw the little guy howled dryly with his eyes closed, without tears, and smiled Get up, "Hey, I haven't seen you for a week, and you've learned to fake cry? That's good, that's good, little clever ghost."

The half-monster opened his eyes slightly, and seeing that the person in front of him was not Lu Jinchuan, he closed his eyes again and continued howling.

Lu Bai is not a very patient person, Gang Si'er's eager feelings were all howled away by her son, she covered her ears with pain in her head, and asked Lu Jinchuan, "Is he usually like this?"

"Isn't this the right thing to ask you?" Ye Fan ran out and asked coolly when he saw the culprit.

Lu Bai heard the sound and looked down, startled again, stunned, "Why did you change your appearance???"

"Your son did a good job." Ye Fan snorted coldly.

From the corner of Lubai's eyes, he glanced at the cub who was pretending to be crying, and went directly to ask Lu Jinchuan.

Lu Jinchuan gave Lu Bai the ins and outs of the matter, dumbfounded, and it took Lu Bai a few seconds to digest it. He couldn't believe that Ye Fan was such a person who was willing to sacrifice himself to educate the bear children.

Lin Dongchu blinked aside, only then did he know how Ye Fan explained his behavior to Lu Jinchuan today, and just as he was about to expose him with a "Bah", he was forcefully pushed away by Ye Fan.

Relying on its size advantage, the little orange cat originally wanted to hold back and refuse to move, but it didn't expect the dog to be so strong that it almost shoveled him into a squatting position.

The little orange cat who was chased away by Ye Fan gave the dog "Bah, Bah, Bah" several times when there was no one around at the last time, "Hypocrisy! I will definitely expose you."

"Is there any great god you want to connect with? I can ask the editor to arrange it for you." Ye Fan thought for a while, and awkwardly seduced the little orange cat.

"Bribe?" The little orange cat stared at Ye Fan with wide emerald eyes.

"Gift." Ye Fan corrected him succinctly.

Lin Dong twisted his body, even more awkward than Ye Fan, "Then, I have to think about it."

"Okay, this gift is always valid. Unless..."

"Unless I expose you." The little orange cat rolled its eyes and snorted, "It's just a bribe."

Ye Fan: "..."

One cat and one dog came out after negotiating, and saw Lu Bai picking up the half-demon cub who had stopped crying, planning to leave.

"You really don't want to stay for a meal?" Lu Jinchuan asked.

Lu Bai shook his head, the little guy in his arms was tired from crying, just now he was hiccupping and rubbing his eyes, almost drowsy after being rationalized by Lu Jinchuan just now.

Lu Bai said softly, "In case the little guy is in good spirits after eating and refuses to leave after making a fuss." Only Lu Jinchuan could coax him to listen to the crying just now, and Lu Bai knew that if the little guy woke up before leaving, he probably wouldn't be able to leave.

Lu Jinchuan twitched the corner of his mouth, and had to admit that what Lu Bai said was very likely to happen, he lightly touched the little guy's tender face, just like Ye Fan guessed, he was really reluctant.

A gentle light flashed through his fingertips and penetrated into the body of the half-demon boy, "Peace and peace."

Lu Bai smiled, this is a blessing from the big demon, she whispered, "Thank you."

Ye Fan grabbed Lu Jinchuan's calf and climbed up, pursed his lips, and stretched out a snow-white paw, gently touching the little guy's round belly, "Don't make trouble." He finished dryly, A light that was weaker than Lu Jinchuan's light also penetrated into the body of the half-demon boy.

Seeing this, Lin Dong also wanted to do something, but there was no room for Lu Jinchuan to accommodate him.

Lu Bai squatted down holding the half-demon boy so that Lin Dong could touch the little guy, "...be happy." He actually didn't think about what to say, held back for a long time, and adopted Lu Jinchuan's AABB sentence pattern.

Lu Bai laughed and thanked him in a low voice.

After sending the two away, Lu Jinchuan, the cat and the dog felt a little empty, the three of them looked at each other, the little orange cat was hesitant to talk, and Ye Fan was slightly annoyed, and asked, "What do you want to say? "

"Hey." Lin Dong smelled a little hot smell, he waved his paws, and said, "It's nothing, I just think that the last impression the little guy has of us...is it not very good?"

Ye Fan paused, was a little dumb, and said after a while, "I won't remember when he's older."

Lin Dong gave him a meaningful look.

However, Ye Fan didn't expect that the next time they met, the half-demon boy could already speak, and when he saw him, he blurted out, "Is this the dog with the shaved face?"

And most of the friends in the circle know that he, who is over a few hundred years old, has once again experienced a torturous embarrassing period.

"By the way, with your appearance today... Do you still want to come into my live broadcast room?" Lu Jinchuan interrupted the secret contest between Lin Dong and Ye Fan, and saw that the little Alaskan tiger had a round head but left another line With a wide imprint on his face, he asked with a suppressed smile.

"...No." Ye Fan replied sullenly, he still didn't have the courage to lose face in front of the tens of thousands of fans of Yao Lao.

Lu Jinchuan laughed, and asked again, "This one on your face... Will the hair grow out of place in the future? Is it always so short?" He gestured, and the puppy's face was covered with tape The traces of tearing are quite obvious, but they are not really bald.Alaska has three layers of hair on his body. Even if he loses his hair during the embarrassing period, he will not bald himself.

When the puppy heard this, he immediately denied it, "No, it will be fine in two days."

"...Is that so..." Lu Jinchuan nodded slightly, and Ye Fan felt that he heard a bit of regret in his tone.

How could his little idol feel regretful?He must have misheard.

Ye Fan was thinking like this, and then he heard Lu Jinchuan continue to say, "How about this, let's take a commemorative photo?"

"To commemorate what?" the puppy asked sensitively.

"Just... a friendly commemoration?" Lu Jinchuan asked tentatively, met the puppy's distrustful gaze, and confessed for a while, "To commemorate my dog's first embarrassing period."

Ye Fan turned around abruptly, facing Lu Jinchuan directly with his ass in annoyance.

Seeing that the pup didn't run away, Lu Jinchuan hugged it with a smile, and beckoned Lin Dong to find a place to take a group photo.

With a click, Ye Fan's expressionless dog face was in stark contrast to the two guys beside him who were smiling brightly.

"Lin Dong and I are both prototypes, you don't really fit in like this." When Lu Jinchuan was looking at the photo with a smile, Ye Fan suddenly said, and the little orange cat beside him flapped his ears and immediately followed, "Yes, Brother Lu, this is not harmonious."

With a smile in his eyes, Lu Jinchuan looked at the two cubs who were making no secret of their brains, and said with a smile, "Okay."

Eh! !

Both Ye Fan and Lin Dong cheered up, watching the buttons of Lu Jinchuan's shirt burst open, and a chubby black and white panda squeezed between them.

The little orange cat cheered, seeing Lu Jinchuan's prototype for the first time, and jumped into the giant panda with joy.

Lu Jinchuan looked thin, tall and thin in human form, but the prototype was still a roll, round like a dumpling, and the little orange cat jumped on him, which was completely two levels from his body shape. It's a small tuft of yellow hair.

Ye Fan's coat color is very similar to Lu Jinchuan's, and it's almost indistinguishable.He climbed onto Lu Jinchuan's back in a familiar way, leaning against his rolling head happily on the spot he used to occupy when basking in the sun before, and rubbed it intimately twice.

This time the puppy smiled at the smart brain camera very cooperatively. It was a classic, silly but cute smile that belonged only to Alaskan puppies.

Family portrait~