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Live No.70 Two Days [Two in One] Gouzi: Learn more about the benefits of drunkenness

Lu Jinchuan went back to editor Fat Fang and accepted the commission invitation.

Soon, Gu Wenru's assistant secretary contacted Lu Jinchuan and invited him to have a detailed talk.

The two made an appointment, turned on the video, and had an interview.

"Mr. Lu, hello."

"Hello, Miss Gu."

The two of them went back and forth, very neatly.

Gu Wenru laughed first, the laughter was sweet and gentle, and she said, "This time I invited Mr. Lu to host a birthday banquet for my grandfather. The main reason is that I liked Mr. Lu's dishes, which are beautiful and meaningful, so I also came to ask It’s a better moral, it’s okay to call it a superstition.”

Lu Jinchuan smiled when he heard the words, "I understand Miss Gu's meaning."

"It's great to understand. Then I don't have anything else to say. I have asked the assistant secretary to send a letter to some taboo ingredients. Remember to pay attention to Mr. Lu later. There are a total of nine dishes, and how to arrange them is up to you." " Gu Wenru said, paused and said, "I can arrange a few helpers for you here, I wonder if Mr. Lu needs it?"

"The starters are all experienced, right? Three people are enough." Lu Jinchuan thought for a while and said, after all, there are a lot of dishes, and those who don't help will probably be busy like a spinning top all day long.

"Okay." Gu Wenru nodded and arranged, she bent her mouth, looked at Lu Jinchuan with a smile, and said softly, "Then next month's [-]th, it's all up to Mr. Lu."

After the video call was over, Lu Jinchuan took a list of taboos sent by Gu Wenru's secretary and read them one by one. He clicked his tongue lightly. All the members of the Gu family together had a lot of taboos.

"99 is not so easy to get..." Lu Jinchuan said with a light smile, flicking the list on the screen, there is less than a month before the dinner party on the [-]th of next month, he has to think about it Think about what to do with these nine dishes.

Ye Fan put the preferences of the Gu family from the previous investigation in front of Lu Jinchuan, "It can be used as a reference."

Lu Jinchuan was slightly surprised, "This is? Not bad, where did it come from?"

"..." is not easy to explain.

Fortunately, Lu Jinchuan didn't get to the bottom of it, and was fooled by Ye Fan and skipped this topic.

With an electronic pen in his mouth, he was lying on the floor covered with a layer of white fur, dangling with one foot, thinking about the dishes for the Sunday dinner.

Ye Fan sat next to Lu Jinchuan, watched the little idol unconsciously gnawed an electronic pen into pits, and couldn't help being silent, the little idol's teeth are really powerful... It is indeed a beast.

The elderly should eat lightly, but they cannot let the guests attending the dinner accompany them as monks all the time.

Lu Jinchuan was scribbling and drawing on the screen, biting the tip of his pen and thinking about it.

Mr. Gu is fond of wine, and his family is very strict on weekdays, so he doesn't know if there will be an exception for the birthday party.

In fact, good wine that does not hurt the body is good for the body, Lu Jinchuan thought in his heart, just prohibiting alcohol, how bad is it to suffocate people?

Don't look at Lu Jinchuan's current appearance as one of the top ten young people who doesn't drink or smoke. 300 years ago, Lu Jinchuan was also a big demon who loves wine. If he doesn't drink now, he simply doesn't drink good wine.

——The wines on the market now are either extremely strong wine like pure alcohol, or sparkling water for children to play with, Lu Jinchuan is not satisfied.

When someone who loves alcohol meets someone who is banned from drinking, Lu Jinchuan can't help but feel sympathy for each other.

Lu Jinchuan was ready to make a move, and wanted to brew a jar of good wine himself.

If in the past, one jar of wine was brewed in a month, it must be bad wine, but now, once the simulation conditions are turned on, the compression time is not a problem. Although it cannot be compared with the original wine brewed with fine water and long flow, the quality is there. It's better than those messy wines now.

What Lu Jinchuan brews is refined grain wine, the alcohol level is not low, but the mouth is mild and long, not spicy, and the stamina is quite strong.

The first jar of the brewed trial product was opened half a month earlier, and the little orange cat eagerly became a guinea pig, and it didn't take long for a cup to pour down, and Fang Yuezhong resisted it.

Lu Jinchuan shook his head and smiled, poured another small pot and put it in front of Ye Fan, and said with a smile, "His capacity for alcohol is too poor, we should drink it."

Ye Fan nodded.

Lu Jinchuan tentatively circled the spout of the jug with two fingers, and poured it into his mouth, the liquor was light brown and poured out from the spout, he wiped the corners of his mouth, and smiled at Ye Fan, "Before I hadn't Before learning how to make wine, I used to steal wine from people’s wine cellars. I think it probably dates back to when Li Longji was in power. No wine is given, only reserved for those big and wealthy families.”

He leaned forward slightly, leaned closer to Ye Fan, and said with a slight curl of his lips, "For a loner like me, the big boss never gives a good face."

"However," Lu Jinchuan changed the subject, with a smile on his lips, "I got into the big boss's wine cellar, wouldn't that be great? What year's Daughter's Red Champion wine do you like, let you pick it. "

"I didn't see that Ah Chuan still has the qualifications of a bandit leader." Ye Fan took a sip of his wine and joked with a smile.

Lu Jinchuan frowned in displeasure and retorted, "I put gold leaves of the same value in the wine cellar. It's just that the boss bullied me that I was outnumbered and refused to sell it well, so I had to resort to unconventional means. "

Ye Fan laughed straight after hearing this, "A righteous robber."

Lu Jinchuan couldn't refute it anymore, he snorted, and took the title, "I'm happy with the wine."

Ye Fan laughed out loud. He looked up at Lu Jinchuan with smiles in his eyes. He nodded meaningfully and said, "It's worth using some unconventional means for what you like."

"Hehe." Seeing Ye Fan echoing his statement, Lu Jinchuan stretched his brows and eyes, and asked, "How does my self-brewed wine taste?"

"I like it." Ye Fan said.

As if he got a satisfactory answer, Lu Jinchuan got up and went to warm a few small jugs of wine, and said, "Wine still tastes good when you drink it with someone. It's rare to start today, so let's drink two more jugs with me."

Ye Fan saw the stubborn look of little idol who wanted to drink, smiled and nodded, got up and took two small plates of peanuts, "Okay, but I can't drink as much as you, if you get drunk, you can't drink I threw something out of the house." He sat down cross-legged and said jokingly.

"Are you still drunk?" Xiao Aidou's eyes widened slightly, and she looked at the serious man in surprise.

Ye Fan froze shaking the flagon for a moment, and smiled, "It's not like being crazy about drinking, in fact, I should be good at drinking, at most I fell asleep after soaking in the bath, remember to get me out."

"It's okay to soak overnight, but the skin will fade at most." Lu Jinchuan waved his hands, speaking heartlessly, Ye Fan's brows twitched twice.

He took another big sip of the wine, licked his lips twice with the tip of his bright red tongue, and said, "The taste of this wine is still not strong enough, and it is not enjoyable. I still want the old man to drink it, so that the taste is milder. Next time I will Brew something else, if you like to drink strong wine, the taste is guaranteed to be your favorite."

Lu Jinchuan's face was blushing, he looked a little drunk, but his eyes were very clear, he saw Ye Fan looking at him without turning his eyes, stretched out the back of his hand to his cheek, and felt a slight burn from the back of his hand The temperature made him laugh, "I'm not drunk, but it's easy to get on my face. But I didn't expect that after you drink so many drinks, there is no reaction on your face, and the real person doesn't show his face."

Ye Fan smiled and said nothing.

Lu Jinchuan drank some wine and talked a little bit more. He said after a while, "Little orange cat can't drink with us in the future. It's too boring. I heard that the wine that concubines drink in the past is brewed from fruit. Yes, it's wine, it's more like fruit juice, a woman who can't drink can drink some, let's try it another day."

"It's okay." Ye Fan supported his chin with one hand, and sipped the wine once in a while. He watched Xiao Aidou pour the wine into his mouth with his head up. Then, as if a thick fog had formed in his eyes, he fixedly looked at the other party.

"Come again?" Lu Jinchuan emptied the jug with his backhand, turned his head and asked his handsome young man who was drinking with him, "Are you drunk?"

"Still awake." Ye Fanwei raised his head, looked at Lu Jinchuan who had stood up, rubbed the red coat outside the peanuts with his fingertips, and said, "Drink a few more pots with you."

"OK."

Lu Jinchuan stood up excitedly, took another four jugs of wine into the kitchen, and shouted from a distance in the kitchen, "How about cooking some side dishes with wine?"

"Okay." Ye Fan replied in the living room.

Lu Jinchuan fried a dish of spicy fried clams and Xiaohexian. The spicy aroma of the stir-fry could be smelled from across the hall.

It didn't take long for Lu Jinchuan to come out of the kitchen with a bowl of clams.

The handsome guy who was supposed to be sitting in the living room waiting for him to drink was lying on the ground drunk at this moment, and the handsome guy turned into a handsome black dog, but he was so drunk that he had no image.

When Lu Jinchuan saw Ye Fan, who hadn't shown his prototype for a long time, he was slightly stunned, and it took a few seconds to realize that he was probably drunk, so he went back to the prototype directly.

He squatted down laughingly, and put a whole pot of spicy fried clams aside. He stretched out his hand to brush Alaska's smooth and shiny black fur a few times, and then squeezed the dog's white steamed bun-like paws, "This is drunk... ..." He smiled happily, but he didn't expect Ye Fan to drink with him, and he returned to his original drunkenness without saying a word.

Obviously when he went to warm the wine just now, the man's face still showed nothing, as if it had nothing to do with being drunk.

Lu Jinchuan sat down by himself, took a sip of the wine by himself, picked up a few peanuts that Ye Fan had peeled earlier, threw them into his mouth, chewed them up, and took two sips of the wine, touching them with one hand once and for all. Looking at the big dog next to him, he suddenly felt that such a day was really happy.

The warm four jugs of wine are not suitable for putting back. Lu Jinchuan drank them all by himself, but he was still not at all drunk. He got up and tidied up the living room and kitchen, and saw that the dog was still sleeping peacefully on the soft cushions in the living room. Together with the mat, they carried the adult dog into the bedroom.

"The wine tastes good. I just know how to sleep, but I don't know what to do, haha." Lu Jinchuan pinched the dog's white and fluffy paw, shook it twice and chuckled.

He stretched, hiccupped slightly, and staggered into the bathroom.The bathtub was filled with hot water, and Lu Jinchuan soaked it comfortably. The alcohol in his stomach evaporated with the heat, but slowly floated up.

He closed his eyes slightly, unexpectedly thinking of Ye Fan's previous joke, and falling asleep in the bathtub at this moment was exactly what he wanted at the moment.

Lu Jinchuan soaked in the hot water, feeling lazy all over his body, sleeping insects really crawled up his eyelids, urging him to fall asleep quickly.

While Lu Jinchuan was half asleep and half awake, the door of the bathroom was knocked open by a strong force. Lu Jinchuan lifted his eyelids, and before he could see clearly, a shadow like black lightning crashed into his bathtub, stabbing him in one breath. Go underwater full of bubbles.

Lu Jinchuan froze slightly, stretched out his hands to grope under the water, and finally lifted the choking dog out of the water expressionlessly.

The grown-up Alaska coughed a few times, and put his two front paws on Lu Jinchuan's shoulders. Seeing Lu Jinchuan's wet cheeks, he grinned and stuck out his tongue to eagerly lick it clean.

Lu Jinchuan: I want to take back my last sentence, I obviously have a lot to do.

The drunken big dog doesn't make any fuss in the bathtub, but it is especially clingy, wishing to stick to Lu Jinchuan all over its body, its two front paws clutched his shoulders tightly and refused to let go, and its big fluffy tail was wrapped around Lu Jinchuan. Lu Jinchuan's arm.

Lu Jinchuan twitched the corners of his mouth, looked at the big innocent dog with dewy eyes, took a deep breath, and sighed softly, "Let's pretend you're not sober." He rubbed the dog's head, and the head The dull hair on the top stands up in small tufts, which looks particularly unorthodox.

Lu Jinchuan raised his dog and looked away, admiring his haircutting skills, and realized that he might not be able to develop a second deputy.

He took the opportunity to wash Ye Fan inside and out.

Lu Jinchuan carried the dog, which was cleaner than Lu Jinchuan himself and smelled delicious, out of the bathroom and threw him on the bed.

The adult Alaska turned over, threw off the big towel on his body, and looked at Lu Jinchuan obediently and expectantly, wagging his tail.

"I just washed your paws, so you are not allowed to get out of bed." Lu Jinchuan pointed at the big dog, with a serious face, and finally gave the dog a bath, even the few steps out of the bathroom, Lu Jinchuan hugged , Not willing to let the dog go to the ground, Lu Jinchuan feels heartache when he thinks that the paws that have been washed so hard are stained with dust.

The big adult Alaska nodded, stepping on the quilt under his feet with his snow-white paws, restraining him like a little daughter-in-law.

Lu Jinchuan laughed out loud, turned around and went into the bathroom, put on his clothes before coming out.

When the bathrobe was holding Gouzi in front, most of it was torn apart. Lu Jinchuan suspected Gouzi did it on purpose.

When Lu Jinchuan went to bed, the adult Alaska happily ran over and lay down next to Lu Jinchuan, with his tail obediently attached to Lu Jinchuan's arm, gently sweeping back and forth.

Lu Jinchuan flicked the tip of the big dog's tail, wrapped it around his fingertips twice, turned his head to look at it and raised his eyebrows, "You can't tell that you are drunk because of your current appearance."

The big dog blinked and lowered his head to rub Lu Jinchuan's hand.

Lu Jinchuan bent his eyes and let the big dog rub his palm vigorously, and occasionally opened his palm in cooperation to scratch the dog's belly and chin, so that the big dog stretched out its limbs to reveal its white-haired belly.

"It turns out that I got you drunk, and there are such benefits." Lu Jinchuan lay on the big dog's fluffy and soft belly, his fingertips felt fluffy, he muttered in a low voice, thinking that there would be opportunities in the future, he was sure Gotta get the dog drunk again.

Lu Jinchuan comfortably hugged the grown-up Alaska and brushed his fur all night, and then fell asleep on the big dog's body with peace of mind.

Ye Fan opened his eyes, and slightly closed his paws, as if wrapping half of little idol's body around his belly.

On the face of the adult Alaskan honest and honest dog, there was a smug smile. It turns out that half-drunk has such benefits.

He saw the nude body of the little idol.

Stained with white bubbles.

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Lu Jinchuan woke up, and was still lying on the dog's belly when he woke up. He saw the big dog sleeping soundly with his head on his side, stretched out his hand to rub his hair, got up and decided to make a bowl of hangover tea for the dog.

It is estimated that the little orange cat next door also needs it.

Thinking about it, Lu Jinchuan brushed his slightly messy hair twice, wondering if the neighbor next door was peaceful or not last night.

Peace, of course, does not exist.

Lin Dong is really drunk, not like a dog who is half drunk and half sober, and can do little tricks.

Yesterday, Fang Yuezhong dragged the drunk little orange cat back to the house, and began to be tortured repeatedly.

Fang Yuezhong first saw the real body of the little chubby orange that he had been thinking about, but it was a pity that the old man was arrogant and refused to touch it. Fang Yuezhong was scratched by his paw just as he was about to hug him, blood was seen on his arm.

Fat Orange's fighting power cannot be underestimated. Looking at his lazy figure, he started to make troubles in heaven after getting drunk. Not to mention the old disco dancing in the room, the white fluffy fur mouth is full of provocations Then, "Meal ticket, will you dance?"

Meal ticket Fang Yuezhong: "..."

The final result of the awkward dance ended with Fat Orange knocking over a jar of honey that was opened.

The sticky honey glued all the orange and white fur on Lin Dong's body to one strand, and when Lin Dong licked his fur, the sweet taste won the heart of Mr. Orange, but he licked it a lot later. Overwhelmed by the sweetness, he instantly squatted down in the corner pitifully and listlessly, with displeasure written all over his chubby, furry face.

Fang Yuezhong watched the little orange cat make a fuss, until it finally lost its strength, and looked dazed again, which made him want to laugh.

He walked to the corner and bent over to pick up the little orange cat. Honey was soon on his hands, which was so sticky that he couldn't help frowning.

Uncle Cat squinted his eyes to look at the meal ticket, and suddenly slapped him across the face. His sharp claws were gathered into the meat pads. In fact, it was just the furry paw pads that slapped Fang Yuezhong's cheeks. flattered.

"Dislike?" The cat owner stretched out his paw pads, and patted the rice ticket's face while talking, his tone displeased.

Fang Yuezhong was taken aback for a moment, then smiled, grabbed the cat owner's furry and fragrant paw pad and kissed it, and said, "I don't dislike it."

But you still have to take a bath.

Fang Yuezhong picked up the very heavy Uncle Ju, and walked to the bathroom while giving Uncle Ju a comfortable hair.

Lin Dong lazily rested his chubby chin on Fang Yuezhong's shoulder, and said lazily, "I didn't expect you to be quite skilled and comfortable."

"Thank you for the compliment." Fang Yuezhong stroked the hair on Uncle Shunju's head with a smile, and scratched Uncle Ju's chin, but was not slapped away.

Fang Yuezhong walked into the bathroom and locked it.

Lin Dong, who was crouching in the arms of the meal ticket, heard the sound of locks being locked, and his thin triangular ears pricked up. He opened his cat pupils and looked, and suddenly a pair of emerald cat eyes formed a straight line, "Look! Groove! What did you bring me here for!"

The little orange cat exploded into a ball of yarn.

"It's sticky, take a bath." Fang Yuezhong said, turned on the tap, and rinsed off the honey on his hands first, he couldn't bear it.

Little orange cat: "Is it true that you don't dislike it???"

Fang Yuezhong didn't speak, but he didn't intend to let go of the strength of his hands at all. He gently but unquestionably pressed the four paws of the little orange cat, "I don't dislike you, I dislike honey."

Uncle Orange: "..." My heart is tired.

"I don't take a bath! It will be clean after licking!" The little orange cat stretched its paws vigorously, trying not to get into the basin.

"Did you lick the honey on the egg/egg?" Fang Yuezhong's voice was flat, and he couldn't hear what serious topic he was talking about.

Lin Dong's body froze, and his hair exploded immediately, "Nonsense!!"

"So I still have to take a bath." Fang Yuezhong pinched the back of the little orange cat's neck, with a slight smile in his voice.

The back of the neck was pinched, and Fang Yuezhong clearly felt that the orange cat in his hand was being honest. He curled up the corner of his mouth and said, "You don't seem to be afraid of water on weekdays. Why have you become a cat and become less courageous?" As he spoke, he turned on the faucet again to adjust the water temperature.

When the orange cat heard the sound of water, its originally honest paws immediately became restless again, as if it was about to enter the frying pan instead of the bathtub.

Fang Yuezhong had several bloodstains on Fang Yuezhong's arms when he was scratched by Lin Dong. After finally cleaning up the little orange cat, Fang Yuezhong felt exhausted as if he had gone to the gym to exercise all afternoon.

Fang Yuezhong wrapped the little orange cat in a big towel and put it on the bed in the master bedroom.

As soon as the little orange cat landed on the bed with four paws, it immediately hid in the corner of the bed, like a little daughter-in-law who was bullied, and was afraid of being poisoned again.

Fang Yuezhong looked at Lin Dong dumbfounded, and then looked at his two bare arms covered with paw prints. It was clear that he was more like the one who was raped, right?