[Comprehensive] Cannon fodder, do you want to counterattack?
Chapter 199 Troubled Times 19
"boom!"
Fang Mo looked up from the script book, and as expected, he saw Fang Wei outside the door, who was covering his forehead and baring his teeth. He said dissatisfiedly, "Hey! You broke the window!"
Fang Wei jumped up and said, "Let me tell you, do you have any humanity! I have a big bump on my head, it hurts like hell, do you feel sorry for this broken window?"
Fang Mo rolled his eyes and said, "Did you hit it, or did it hit you? Besides, don't you already have a full head? One more is not too much, and one less is not much."
Fang Wei rubbed his forehead, and said dejectedly: "I can't live through this day. I was beaten up by that old boy Feng Yi every morning, and I was injured all over after I came back to practice my internal skills... I am so miserable!"
Fang Mo didn't bother to talk to him. How many people outside would dream of being "beaten up" by Feng Yi like this, not to mention every day, it would be nice if they could be beaten up!
Fang Wei poked his head in through the window and said, "Hey, how did you practice at the beginning? Didn't you see when you were like me, with a bald head all day long?"
Fang Mo raised the book in his hand, and said: "I practiced while reading the script from the beginning, even if I lost my mind, at most I read it from the beginning... Do you want to try?"
Fang Wei waved his hand in despair: "Forget it, I'll start by walking!"
He's not an evildoer like Fang Mo. Reading books and practicing mental techniques are both things that require full concentration. How could he be so focused on two things at the same time from the beginning?
He turned around and started to walk out again, gathering his inner breath.
A moment later, Fang Wei rushed in, snatched the notebook from Fang Mo's hand, and said angrily, "I don't care! You find a way for me, and find a way now!"
Fang Mo covered his nose and said, "What's wrong with you? Did you fall into the latrine?"
Fang Wei said angrily: "You just fell into the latrine! Am I that stupid? How could I go towards the latrine?" Obviously, it is clear that if you go in that direction, it is not impossible to fall into the latrine.
He said sadly and indignantly: "Those idiots are clearing pond mud and planting lotus roots over there. I stepped into it... What are you laughing at? Don't laugh! Find a way for me!"
Fang Mo rolled his eyes: This is similar to falling into a latrine, right?
He stretched out his hand and said, "That's the kitchen over there, you know that?"
Fang Wei turned his head and glanced, and said, "Of course I know, what's wrong?"
Fang Mo said: "There is a small wooden house behind the kitchen, and there is a donkey in the wooden house, why don't you go and fight for its work."
Fang Wei asked suspiciously, "You mean, I'm stupider than a donkey?"
Fang Mo said helplessly: "You think too much, I'm not that boring... Hurry up, hurry up, it stinks! Take a shower before going, don't stink up the kitchen!"
-
An hour later, Qi Shuangyu pushed open the door of the cabin and said, "Hey, Xiaomo didn't lie to me, you are actually here... Uh, what are you doing?"
Fang Wei's breathing became chaotic, and he almost spat out a mouthful of blood. He hurriedly adjusted his breath, and finally calmed down the chaotic qi. One point of true energy flowed, but he was almost injured accidentally, and I don't know how Fang Mo practiced it in the first place-this kid worked hard enough to not meditate and practice kung fu.
Suddenly a light flashed in front of his eyes, but it was Qi Shuangyu who was waiting impatiently and tore off the black cloth that was blindfolded him, wondering, "What are you doing?"
"Grinding..." Fang Wei glanced at the things in the hand of the boy standing beside the millstone, and asked uncertainly, "...beans?"
Qi Shuangyu said: "Of course I know you are grinding beans, what are you grinding beans for?"
"Uh...Xiao Mo, he, um, wants to drink soy milk," the lie began, and Fang Wei quickly said, "I was afraid that the servants would not clean it and grind it finely enough, so I did it myself."
Qi Shuangyu weighed the black cloth blindfolded in his hand, and said: "You grind beans, do you really need to cover your eyes like a donkey?"
Fang Wei really couldn't answer this question, so he coughed dryly, and pretended to tell the boy: "Take it to the kitchen, let it be filtered carefully before cooking, and add more frosting sugar."
Qi Shuangyu suddenly looked a little sad, and said: "You do this for him, does he know?"
Fang Wei asked back: "Do you need him to know?"
Qi Shuangyu was stunned for a moment, speechless.
The young man patted his chest and said, "Master, you are so kind to Miss Biao. Don't worry, I will tell the cook to tell Miss Biao that you grind these beans yourself!"
Fang Wei laughed dryly, pushed the boy out of the cabin, and said, "Miss Qi, what advice do you have?"
Qi Shuangyu woke up and snorted coldly: "You don't welcome me?"
Fang Wei smiled apologetically, "How could it be?"
Qi Shuangyu snorted coldly, and said: "Don't think I can't see it, every time you see me, it's like a mouse seeing a cat, wishing to slip away as far as possible...Is that why I'm so annoying?"
"No, mainly..."
"The main thing?"
"The main reason is..." Fang Wei stomped his feet and said, "The main reason is Xiao Mo, he thought that we...he wanted to match the two of us wholeheartedly! My... is really..."
Qi Shuangyu was taken aback for a moment, then burst out laughing.
Fang Wei sighed, he didn't know what to say anymore.
Qi Shuangyu finally stopped, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said, "Don't worry, I'm leaving now, even if you want to see me, you won't be able to see me again."
"you are leaving?"
Qi Shuangyu gave a "hmm", stroked her hair, and said lightly: "In order to cover your identities for you, I have never turned against Huo Jinghe, and I live in the courtyard rented by Huojiabao. Miss Feng's family came this morning. You are looking for me... Since the future Mrs. Young Castle Master doesn't welcome me, I have no choice but to leave! Ha, the daughter of a first-rank expert, are you doing well?"
Fang Wei could hear the sarcasm in her tone, and said, "Why don't you live here? There are many empty houses here."
Qi Shuangyu glared at him angrily, and said, "You regret it after saying this?"
Fang Wei laughed and said, "How come?"
Qi Shuangyu said: "Forget it, I won't bother you. I've been out for a long time, it's time to go home and have a look."
"Uh, that trip was safe..." Fang Wei scratched his head and said, "Should I give Cheng Yi or something?"
Qi Shuangyu ignored him, sighed faintly, and said, "Forget what I told you before!"
Fang Wei was taken aback: "Ah? What?"
"It's just...the ones who chased after Xiaomo!" Qi Shuangyu was a little annoyed, said something impatiently, and then said sadly: "Those are people who like me and played tricks, but I didn't like it. Any of them, but you are like this, it's fine... If I, if I were Xiaomo, I would have fallen in love with you a long time ago..."
"Forget it, let's not talk about this!" She smiled, and said again: "Huo Jinghe and Feng Ling'er are about to get married, and the husband and wife will never stop talking about you two. I'm afraid that your identities will be exposed soon...what are you going to do?"
Fang Wei shrugged and said indifferently, "What else can I do? Let's run away! I'm used to it anyway."
Qi Shuangyu burst out laughing, and said seriously: "If you can't stay in other places, come to Nanhai to find me! My sister will protect you...you. Well, I'm leaving!"
"Wait," Fang Wei took out a small porcelain bottle from his pocket, and said, "Xiaomo made it and said it can cure hundreds of poisons, but I really can't memorize which one hundred kinds it is..."
Before finishing speaking, Qi Shuangyu laughed again, and finally said: "Hey, you and Xiaomo must be well, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it..."
Seeing her stop halfway through her words, Fang Wei wondered, "What can't help it?"
Qi Shuangyu snorted coldly: "Of course I couldn't help but kill you, what do you think?"
He snatched the porcelain bottle, pointed his toes, and flew out.
-
Seeing Fang Wei coming in alone, Fang Mo wondered, "Where's Miss Qi? Didn't she go to find you?"
Fang Wei said, "Let's go."
Fang Mo regretfully said, "Let's go now?"
Fang Wei said angrily, "Why don't you leave for dinner?"
Fang Mo hated iron and said: "Of course we should stay for dinner! Didn't you complain about being a bachelor? Look at Miss Qi, in terms of appearance, she is stronger than Feng Ling'er, who is known as the most beautiful woman in Yongcheng. , in terms of martial arts, the second grade is less than the third grade, not inferior to Huo Jinghe, in terms of personality, cheerful and generous, it is the most comfortable to get along with...how many such good girls do you think there are in the world? Although our current situation is not suitable for talking Love, but it’s okay to establish a good relationship first? After passing this village, there will be no such shop!”
Fang Wei muttered, "I think you two are a perfect match!"
Although Fang Mo heard what he said clearly, he didn't understand what he meant, and asked, "What?"
Fang Wei said: "I mean, why didn't I think she was as good as you said! In terms of appearance, she is a block behind a big man like you, and in terms of martial arts, she is older than you, but you can beat her with one hand." She is twenty, not to mention her personality. She is nervous all day long. When she is with you, she takes a nap and the whole day passes. Being with her is like death. The sun moves faster than a snail. Slow down! Staying with her for a day will make me ten years older!"
Fang Mo put down the book in his hand, looked at him seriously, and said, "Fang Wei, don't blame me for not reminding you..."
Fang Wei looked at him blankly: "What?"
Fang Mo snorted coldly, and said, "If you still use me as the standard for finding a wife...you will still be a bachelor at 80 years old!"
"Don't brag about yourself!" Fang Wei let out a "bah", angrily said: "I don't believe it, the world is so big, I can't find anyone stronger than you!"
Fang Mo smirked a few times, and picked up the notebook again.
Seeing this, Fang Wei said angrily, "Don't gloat over my misfortune, if I'm really single for the rest of my life, it's your fault!"
Fang Mo lazily said: "Okay, I did it, I'll be responsible, okay?"
Fang Wei was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "You are responsible, how can you be responsible? Could it be that if you practice your internal skills better, you can really turn yourself into a woman?"
Fang Mo let out a "cut" and said triumphantly: "Miss Qi, since you don't like it, I'll go after me when I recover from my injury, and then the two of us will have some beautiful daughters, and the most beautiful one will be left to you. How about you as a daughter-in-law, shall I be loyal?"
Fang Wei suddenly felt very depressed in his heart, as if his breath was blocked by a ball of cotton, he shouted: "Do you want me to call you father-in-law? It's your big dream! Tell you, brother, if I can't marry a wife, you Just honestly accompany me to be a bachelor for the rest of my life!"
Fang Mo rolled his eyes at him, and cursed back: "It's your big dream! I will marry as soon as I meet Miss Qi, absolutely! No! Wait for you!"
Fang Wei froze, and suddenly felt like he had fallen into a hole in the ice, but he didn't know where this feeling came from. He only knew that it was extremely uncomfortable. He stood there for a while, groaned angrily, shook his hands and left.
Fang Mo said in surprise, "Hey, are you angry now? You won't be so stingy, will you? What are you doing?"
Fang Wei's muffled voice, as if full of great resentment, came from outside the door: "Push the mill!"
Fang Mo was speechless for a moment, it was just a grind, do you want to suffer so much?
Fang Mo looked up from the script book, and as expected, he saw Fang Wei outside the door, who was covering his forehead and baring his teeth. He said dissatisfiedly, "Hey! You broke the window!"
Fang Wei jumped up and said, "Let me tell you, do you have any humanity! I have a big bump on my head, it hurts like hell, do you feel sorry for this broken window?"
Fang Mo rolled his eyes and said, "Did you hit it, or did it hit you? Besides, don't you already have a full head? One more is not too much, and one less is not much."
Fang Wei rubbed his forehead, and said dejectedly: "I can't live through this day. I was beaten up by that old boy Feng Yi every morning, and I was injured all over after I came back to practice my internal skills... I am so miserable!"
Fang Mo didn't bother to talk to him. How many people outside would dream of being "beaten up" by Feng Yi like this, not to mention every day, it would be nice if they could be beaten up!
Fang Wei poked his head in through the window and said, "Hey, how did you practice at the beginning? Didn't you see when you were like me, with a bald head all day long?"
Fang Mo raised the book in his hand, and said: "I practiced while reading the script from the beginning, even if I lost my mind, at most I read it from the beginning... Do you want to try?"
Fang Wei waved his hand in despair: "Forget it, I'll start by walking!"
He's not an evildoer like Fang Mo. Reading books and practicing mental techniques are both things that require full concentration. How could he be so focused on two things at the same time from the beginning?
He turned around and started to walk out again, gathering his inner breath.
A moment later, Fang Wei rushed in, snatched the notebook from Fang Mo's hand, and said angrily, "I don't care! You find a way for me, and find a way now!"
Fang Mo covered his nose and said, "What's wrong with you? Did you fall into the latrine?"
Fang Wei said angrily: "You just fell into the latrine! Am I that stupid? How could I go towards the latrine?" Obviously, it is clear that if you go in that direction, it is not impossible to fall into the latrine.
He said sadly and indignantly: "Those idiots are clearing pond mud and planting lotus roots over there. I stepped into it... What are you laughing at? Don't laugh! Find a way for me!"
Fang Mo rolled his eyes: This is similar to falling into a latrine, right?
He stretched out his hand and said, "That's the kitchen over there, you know that?"
Fang Wei turned his head and glanced, and said, "Of course I know, what's wrong?"
Fang Mo said: "There is a small wooden house behind the kitchen, and there is a donkey in the wooden house, why don't you go and fight for its work."
Fang Wei asked suspiciously, "You mean, I'm stupider than a donkey?"
Fang Mo said helplessly: "You think too much, I'm not that boring... Hurry up, hurry up, it stinks! Take a shower before going, don't stink up the kitchen!"
-
An hour later, Qi Shuangyu pushed open the door of the cabin and said, "Hey, Xiaomo didn't lie to me, you are actually here... Uh, what are you doing?"
Fang Wei's breathing became chaotic, and he almost spat out a mouthful of blood. He hurriedly adjusted his breath, and finally calmed down the chaotic qi. One point of true energy flowed, but he was almost injured accidentally, and I don't know how Fang Mo practiced it in the first place-this kid worked hard enough to not meditate and practice kung fu.
Suddenly a light flashed in front of his eyes, but it was Qi Shuangyu who was waiting impatiently and tore off the black cloth that was blindfolded him, wondering, "What are you doing?"
"Grinding..." Fang Wei glanced at the things in the hand of the boy standing beside the millstone, and asked uncertainly, "...beans?"
Qi Shuangyu said: "Of course I know you are grinding beans, what are you grinding beans for?"
"Uh...Xiao Mo, he, um, wants to drink soy milk," the lie began, and Fang Wei quickly said, "I was afraid that the servants would not clean it and grind it finely enough, so I did it myself."
Qi Shuangyu weighed the black cloth blindfolded in his hand, and said: "You grind beans, do you really need to cover your eyes like a donkey?"
Fang Wei really couldn't answer this question, so he coughed dryly, and pretended to tell the boy: "Take it to the kitchen, let it be filtered carefully before cooking, and add more frosting sugar."
Qi Shuangyu suddenly looked a little sad, and said: "You do this for him, does he know?"
Fang Wei asked back: "Do you need him to know?"
Qi Shuangyu was stunned for a moment, speechless.
The young man patted his chest and said, "Master, you are so kind to Miss Biao. Don't worry, I will tell the cook to tell Miss Biao that you grind these beans yourself!"
Fang Wei laughed dryly, pushed the boy out of the cabin, and said, "Miss Qi, what advice do you have?"
Qi Shuangyu woke up and snorted coldly: "You don't welcome me?"
Fang Wei smiled apologetically, "How could it be?"
Qi Shuangyu snorted coldly, and said: "Don't think I can't see it, every time you see me, it's like a mouse seeing a cat, wishing to slip away as far as possible...Is that why I'm so annoying?"
"No, mainly..."
"The main thing?"
"The main reason is..." Fang Wei stomped his feet and said, "The main reason is Xiao Mo, he thought that we...he wanted to match the two of us wholeheartedly! My... is really..."
Qi Shuangyu was taken aback for a moment, then burst out laughing.
Fang Wei sighed, he didn't know what to say anymore.
Qi Shuangyu finally stopped, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said, "Don't worry, I'm leaving now, even if you want to see me, you won't be able to see me again."
"you are leaving?"
Qi Shuangyu gave a "hmm", stroked her hair, and said lightly: "In order to cover your identities for you, I have never turned against Huo Jinghe, and I live in the courtyard rented by Huojiabao. Miss Feng's family came this morning. You are looking for me... Since the future Mrs. Young Castle Master doesn't welcome me, I have no choice but to leave! Ha, the daughter of a first-rank expert, are you doing well?"
Fang Wei could hear the sarcasm in her tone, and said, "Why don't you live here? There are many empty houses here."
Qi Shuangyu glared at him angrily, and said, "You regret it after saying this?"
Fang Wei laughed and said, "How come?"
Qi Shuangyu said: "Forget it, I won't bother you. I've been out for a long time, it's time to go home and have a look."
"Uh, that trip was safe..." Fang Wei scratched his head and said, "Should I give Cheng Yi or something?"
Qi Shuangyu ignored him, sighed faintly, and said, "Forget what I told you before!"
Fang Wei was taken aback: "Ah? What?"
"It's just...the ones who chased after Xiaomo!" Qi Shuangyu was a little annoyed, said something impatiently, and then said sadly: "Those are people who like me and played tricks, but I didn't like it. Any of them, but you are like this, it's fine... If I, if I were Xiaomo, I would have fallen in love with you a long time ago..."
"Forget it, let's not talk about this!" She smiled, and said again: "Huo Jinghe and Feng Ling'er are about to get married, and the husband and wife will never stop talking about you two. I'm afraid that your identities will be exposed soon...what are you going to do?"
Fang Wei shrugged and said indifferently, "What else can I do? Let's run away! I'm used to it anyway."
Qi Shuangyu burst out laughing, and said seriously: "If you can't stay in other places, come to Nanhai to find me! My sister will protect you...you. Well, I'm leaving!"
"Wait," Fang Wei took out a small porcelain bottle from his pocket, and said, "Xiaomo made it and said it can cure hundreds of poisons, but I really can't memorize which one hundred kinds it is..."
Before finishing speaking, Qi Shuangyu laughed again, and finally said: "Hey, you and Xiaomo must be well, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it..."
Seeing her stop halfway through her words, Fang Wei wondered, "What can't help it?"
Qi Shuangyu snorted coldly: "Of course I couldn't help but kill you, what do you think?"
He snatched the porcelain bottle, pointed his toes, and flew out.
-
Seeing Fang Wei coming in alone, Fang Mo wondered, "Where's Miss Qi? Didn't she go to find you?"
Fang Wei said, "Let's go."
Fang Mo regretfully said, "Let's go now?"
Fang Wei said angrily, "Why don't you leave for dinner?"
Fang Mo hated iron and said: "Of course we should stay for dinner! Didn't you complain about being a bachelor? Look at Miss Qi, in terms of appearance, she is stronger than Feng Ling'er, who is known as the most beautiful woman in Yongcheng. , in terms of martial arts, the second grade is less than the third grade, not inferior to Huo Jinghe, in terms of personality, cheerful and generous, it is the most comfortable to get along with...how many such good girls do you think there are in the world? Although our current situation is not suitable for talking Love, but it’s okay to establish a good relationship first? After passing this village, there will be no such shop!”
Fang Wei muttered, "I think you two are a perfect match!"
Although Fang Mo heard what he said clearly, he didn't understand what he meant, and asked, "What?"
Fang Wei said: "I mean, why didn't I think she was as good as you said! In terms of appearance, she is a block behind a big man like you, and in terms of martial arts, she is older than you, but you can beat her with one hand." She is twenty, not to mention her personality. She is nervous all day long. When she is with you, she takes a nap and the whole day passes. Being with her is like death. The sun moves faster than a snail. Slow down! Staying with her for a day will make me ten years older!"
Fang Mo put down the book in his hand, looked at him seriously, and said, "Fang Wei, don't blame me for not reminding you..."
Fang Wei looked at him blankly: "What?"
Fang Mo snorted coldly, and said, "If you still use me as the standard for finding a wife...you will still be a bachelor at 80 years old!"
"Don't brag about yourself!" Fang Wei let out a "bah", angrily said: "I don't believe it, the world is so big, I can't find anyone stronger than you!"
Fang Mo smirked a few times, and picked up the notebook again.
Seeing this, Fang Wei said angrily, "Don't gloat over my misfortune, if I'm really single for the rest of my life, it's your fault!"
Fang Mo lazily said: "Okay, I did it, I'll be responsible, okay?"
Fang Wei was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "You are responsible, how can you be responsible? Could it be that if you practice your internal skills better, you can really turn yourself into a woman?"
Fang Mo let out a "cut" and said triumphantly: "Miss Qi, since you don't like it, I'll go after me when I recover from my injury, and then the two of us will have some beautiful daughters, and the most beautiful one will be left to you. How about you as a daughter-in-law, shall I be loyal?"
Fang Wei suddenly felt very depressed in his heart, as if his breath was blocked by a ball of cotton, he shouted: "Do you want me to call you father-in-law? It's your big dream! Tell you, brother, if I can't marry a wife, you Just honestly accompany me to be a bachelor for the rest of my life!"
Fang Mo rolled his eyes at him, and cursed back: "It's your big dream! I will marry as soon as I meet Miss Qi, absolutely! No! Wait for you!"
Fang Wei froze, and suddenly felt like he had fallen into a hole in the ice, but he didn't know where this feeling came from. He only knew that it was extremely uncomfortable. He stood there for a while, groaned angrily, shook his hands and left.
Fang Mo said in surprise, "Hey, are you angry now? You won't be so stingy, will you? What are you doing?"
Fang Wei's muffled voice, as if full of great resentment, came from outside the door: "Push the mill!"
Fang Mo was speechless for a moment, it was just a grind, do you want to suffer so much?
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