The Extraordinary Life of an Unscrupulous Enchanter

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dear bird:

There is (maybe?) good news to tell you: in the No. 16 days of becoming a "Forest Elf" (part-time enchanter), I finally adapted to the Forest Elf's ethnic diet that is only vegetarian.

I miss you today as always.

-16—107.

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Every day, Green writes unanswered letters to that friend who has forgotten his voice and only remembers his name—Little Bird.Whenever she thinks of this name, she can feel a warm tranquility...they should have been very good friends once.

The written letters were thrown into the furnace.Looking at the paper turned into fuel, Green began to express his abhorrence for the fraudulent behavior of unscrupulous merchants for the nth time!

For Green (formerly) an omnivorous creature, one day becoming a member of a completely vegetarian race like the "Forest Elf" is a hellish feeling that he has never experienced before!

If it's not for a moment of itchy hands, connect the holographic simulator that will emit a strong current to kill the user when the user yawns after it is activated, and connect it to the host to test fly the new character...

If she had the chance, she would definitely use the "holographic simulator that can murder users" that the merchant gave away for free when she bought a new game to smash the brains of the person in charge of inventing this evil thing!Shark you within three days!

Green started his daily routine of thoughts.

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Probably due to the sudden attack on the brain by a strong electric current, Green lost a lot of memory and his real name, only remembering "Green (Green)", the collective name of the forest elf enchanters.

Waking up on the wooden floor, Green shook off the parrots of various colors on her body. After recovering from the shock, she rushed out of the room immediately. What she saw was that she often saw Ling Ling on the screen in her single-player server. The familiar blue lake...the big deep puddle, in which are real living creatures and aquatic plants.

There are two long rows of lotus leaves paved on the surface of the water, as a shortcut in the middle, connecting the door of the house with the opposite fence gate and the iron gate outside the fence gate.Green stepped on the grass and sand, stepped up and stepped on it, the lotus leaves shook, she didn't fall into the water, and she felt quite strong.

On the left side of the puddle are two or three rows of groves that surround nearly a third of the puddle, and on the right side are all kinds of flowers that are convenient for making dyes, and sweet berry bushes are planted on the left and right sides.There are a few clumps of tall green bamboos standing by the water, which are her food reserves for raising pandas.

The sun is a blinding golden circle with a few normal clouds floating around it.She turned her head to look at "Green's" bird's nest, which was still the small one-story bird's nest shown on the system bulletin.

Going around the boxy little bird's nest, Green can still see a pot of onion pompoms and a few parrots with colorful feathers through the window.

In the back is the automatic farm and ranch that she had carefully built. The crowing of cows, sheep and chickens is mixed together piecemeal. The three pandas are separated by a wooden fence in a bamboo forest, and a few iron puppets are patrolling back and forth... There are no monsters, because she always likes to open the peaceful mode in her server when she is flying.

Accompanied by the usual, high-yield you, me and him!

Green snapped and ran back to the house through the back door.

The Bird Nest looks the same from the inside as it does from the outside, an unremarkable six-by-six cabin.Inside, the first floor is still too small to be small with lanterns, stair chairs, enchanting tables, bookshelves, and a room full of parrots.And when she pulled the lever next to the stair chair, the stair chair moved down slowly, and the rattling piston sounded non-stop.Finally, a descending birch staircase appeared, and sea lanterns were set at intervals on the stone wall.

Her bedroom and coffers! ! !

Thump thump ran down the stairs, and when Green stepped on the quartz floor, she felt her feet were a little cold.Looking down—oh, "Green" only has a white enchanter's robe as a standard outfit and doesn't include shoes. The poor ones...

She inspected the underground rooms and small vaults, as well as the moaning villagers and wandering merchants at the bottom...

Very good, it’s all there, nothing is lost, it’s like turning on the best material, there’s no difference...

It should be when God opened his eyes to a bug when he entered the different world. The lakeside villa she built on her single server, the small treasury rescued from Xiongzi's hands in the multiplayer war, and the bird house of "Enchanter Green" were integrated. up.

Suddenly entering a different world, Green spent a lot of time digesting the fact that his identity and even race were changed, communicating with normal humans or non-humans he was not good at dealing with; leaving the cube he was familiar with, running back and forth without shoes... because The shoe has its own thoughts and will fall down by itself...

From the initial chaos, to now being able to coexist peacefully with all kinds of creatures...

Green said: Look at the bird!I actually overcame the dead house attribute in my lifetime!It's amazing!

Today is the No. 16 day when the hut where the forest elf enchanter lived appeared in this strange forest.

Although he overcame (didn't) die in the house, Green, who is essentially a late-stage lazy cancer, has no plans to go out today.

You obviously have everything at home, so why go outside?

Lunch...the trees in the backyard should be full of leaves again, and when you pluck the leaves, you can drop a lot of apples...

In order to commemorate the vigorous growth of the trees and celebrate another day without going out, Green decided to add a plate of berries to lunch, add a handful of seeds to the parrots, and give "Mr. Steve" a bottle of life recovery potion by the way.

As for the small question of "as an enchanter, why is he best at brewing?", there is no need to care about it at all.Because—an enchanter who is not good at making potions is not a good elf!

In real life, the attribute of hoarding goods in a dead house has become a collection addiction of salted fish players in the game.

The ponds and saplings in the front yard, the farms and fields in the backyard, and various underground studios and small treasuries that have been carefully manufactured and camouflaged to prevent damage by bears and children... all have become sufficient production materials and backup resources. Let Green not worry about problems such as difficult life and shortage of supplies.

Although the group of dumb villagers raised by her are often useless, and the output of exchange items is small, but he will always refresh, right?Mosquito legs are also meat!

The entire courtyard is surrounded by a person-high hellbrick fence, only the entrance of the bird's nest is facing the direction of the water hole, and there are two layers of protection measures for entry and exit, iron gates and fence gates. The "Steves" ring the bell outside the fence to alert Green that someone is coming, and she's well-drawn the sign at the door.If Green hears, the iron gate will open for a while, and the "Steves" who have been here several times push open the fence door, and often walk from the lotus leaf to the tea table in front of the bird's nest, sitting and waiting for Green to come out .

"Dangdang—"

...Like now, two Mr. "Steve" came today.Green came out of the underground bedroom, pulled the lever inside the house, and opened the iron door.

Pushing open the door, the warm sunlight and the little sun under the stairs made her eyesight hard to open—it was Al.

Brilliant blond hair hangs softly on the shoulders, reflecting the same golden sunshine; delicate face, green eyes as bright as lake water are soft and not weak; wearing a simple medieval blue dress, every gesture is full of nobility and heroism, sitting Enjoy a bowl of sweet berries ready to be fed to the foxes at the table and chairs that Green built on his fourth day as "Green."

... a bit like a bird.I felt that way from the first time we met.

"Al, good noon, do you want to have lunch together?" Green expressed satisfaction with his current fluency of speech, and the long and awkward stare at each other when they first met made people unbearable to look directly at.

"It's noon... Excuse me, if you can, please cook rabbit meat for me." The girl looked very excited, and her swaying blond hair was full of joy.

It seems that Al has indeed accumulated a certain degree of dissatisfaction with the food he usually eats...or maybe he just likes to eat it.

Two blond girls with the same golden color but different shades, wearing a blue dress and a white dress, sit and dine together in the sun. If such a scene is made into a promotional photo or a movie, it will be a pleasing and admirable scene.

However...Green just felt stomach acid looking at the berries in front of him.She glanced at the rabbit meat stew that was almost wiped out in the girl's hand opposite her for a moment of envy.

It's not that she hasn't tried eating those meats before, but when her lips were only slightly stained with meat, the strong discomfort and violent vomiting made her vomit in a daze. She collapsed on the wool bed, looked at the fish outside the glass window, pretended to be Tsukuru could not hear the bell for two whole days.

Two foxes came out of the berry bushes and came up to Green's legs for something to eat.She fed them a few berries without any hassle, and the two ran away after eating them heartlessly, and then two tile-blue parrots flew over to snatch the remaining berries in her bowl.

"Thank you, Green, the lunch is very delicious." Al had already wiped out her rabbit stew, put down the bowl, and said to Green, "Would you like to go out to my village next time?"

Facing the invitation, Green was not surprised.Several "Steves" often invite her out, including the real Steve...Although she usually refuses, she rarely agrees. When she is invited to go out to play, she also knows how it is more convenient to go out come back.

"Okay, next time you come, I will go with you." To speed up, her things are not ready yet, and it is easy to die suddenly in a strange place.

Al asked, "So, what am I going to pay for this lunch?"

Green put his chin on one hand and thought for a while, then said, "Then, let's pay you with 'you must protect me outside'!"

So one girl swore to another girl that she would absolutely always protect her and never let her get hurt.The oath is solemn and solemn, and the girl who swears is like a knight.

Green pressed the lever on the iron door, the iron door was opened, and gradually closed by itself.

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"I'm late! Hector! I overslept!"

"It's hard to tell that you've overslept with such an energetic appearance. Very good, I'll exercise you today without letting go of the water."

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Green removed the lever and returned to an underground laboratory. The experiment on the resurrection totem was almost completed. Now that there is an agreement, he can no longer be lazy.

According to the agreement, when Al came here again——

"Sorry, Green, I really can't take you out to see the outside world this time."

With blond hair neatly coiled behind his head, Al, who was dressed in medieval men's clothing, said apologetically.She was ashamed that she could not keep the promise.

Green looked at Al, who seemed to have changed gender in front of him, and stretched out his hand to pull her into his secret base—underground.She simply took Al to her room, took her to sit on the wooden sofa by the huge French window, and quietly watched the creatures swimming in the lake.

Aquatic plants growing by the window and swaying with swimming fish, unknown creatures glistening on underwater corals, cuttlefish and pure white… dolphins…

Al... the girl whose real name is Artoria saw such a magnificent spectacle, she thought more than once that Green might be better at magic than her teacher.