[Qin] My father's name is Bai Qi

Among the seven heroes of the Warring States Period, the five countries in the Central Plains all use January as the first month. Only Qin and Chu, which are called "barbarians", use October as the first month when the fruits and melons are fragrant.

September is the last month of the year in Qin State, and after September, it is a leap month. No matter how many leap months are after September, it is the first lunar new year in Qin State.

Although people in the Warring States Period did not have the hobby of celebrating New Year's Eve, they still had to write a year-end summary report at the end of each year—Zongxue was no exception.

When it comes to the leap month, Zongxue will hold a final exam that has tortured countless students for 200 years from 2000 BC to 2000 AD, and made countless students have a bad year... the final exam, which is the yearly exam.

Although Qin State respects France, the six Confucian arts "ritual, music, archery, imperialism, calligraphy, and number" are all indispensable.

In the entire Zongxue, apart from Bai Zhong and Ying Zheng, there was no one who didn't scream "Aww".

Bai Zhong didn't yell because he knew he would be the number one; Ying Zheng didn't yell because he knew... he couldn't have too many demands on a person who didn't know a single word two months ago.

In fact, Ying Zheng is not really illiterate. When he was in Zhao Guo, he still took a lot of lessons outside the window of the neighbor's house, but...

The characters of Qin State and Zhao State are completely different!

Seven heroes of the Warring States period, seven countries and seven languages, plus there were hundreds of countries in the Spring and Autumn Period, and as a noble son with culture and etiquette, even if he can't be proficient in hundreds of languages, at least he must know There are a dozen mainstream ones.

Therefore, although people in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period did not need to learn English, chemistry, physics, philosophy, etc., they had to learn Chinese characters, which were all different languages.

It is very distinctive, and it is so distinctive that you can tell at a glance that it is the person who wrote this report and where the text is from

As Ma Boyong, a famous writer of later generations, wrote in "Xiaozhuan War", "The characters in Chudi are very distinctive. For example, their "bird" character has three more horizontal strokes than the other six countries, which represents the tattoo of witches. It is said that this It is a reflection of Chu Wu culture; people in Surabaya like to write "ding", "nai" and "鼑" into one character, and add many unnecessary decorative strokes around each character, making those characters look like curled up. A group of hedgehogs; Qi people like to add various patterns on the edges of characters to express the difference between different honorifics; Zhao people are paranoid, they hope that each character has at least two radicals and one radical; What's more, they even express tense changes through the increase and decrease of strokes."

There were several times when Bai Zhong saw that the future Qin Shihuang, who had always been serious and studious and always forgot to eat and sleep when reading, was always practicing calligraphy when he was practicing, and suddenly yelled, "What the hell are these ghost characters?" ", and then angrily threw the bamboo slips out of the case.

#It turns out that the first emperor also had a day when he was so angry that he threw a book. #

Looking at the bulging white and tender face, the big bun Yingzheng who was sitting in front of the case in a fit of grievance, Bai Zhong resisted rushing over, hugged the head of the future Shi Huangdi, and hugged him again. Rubbing and rubbing and screaming "so cute", I silently walked to the side and picked up the bamboo slips.

After taking a look, it turns out that they are practicing the so-called "bird and insect seal script". To put it bluntly, the strokes are like birds and insects, in a winding shape, and the whole character looks noble and gorgeous, full of decorative effects.

The only trouble is that it is very cumbersome to write, and most people can't even read it after writing it.

The engraved eight characters of "Ordered by the Heavens, long life and eternal prosperity" engraved on the "Jade Seal of Chuanguo" used by the later generations of Yingzheng were written in "Bird and Insect Seal".

The only authentic calligraphy left by Yingzheng in later generations is a "Shou" character written in "Bird and Insect Seal" - of course, most people will think that this is a picture of "Chicken Pecking Rice" left by Qin Shihuang.

"Good boy, don't be sad." Bai Zhong walked up to Ying Zheng, looked at the aggrieved and extremely cute Ying Zheng, and put the bamboo slips back on the case, "When you become the King of Qin, you don't have to write... ..."

"Who said that you don't have to write this when you become the King of Qin? Does the king still write frequently?" Ying Zheng looked at Bai Zhong with special aggrievedness, then stretched out his hand, pointing at his slightly red and swollen wrist from practicing calligraphy, He said with an aggrieved face: "This character is too troublesome and difficult to write. I have only written a few hundred characters, and my hands are getting red... Really... this writing is more tiring than when I was working in Zhao Guo."

"Actually, you should be lucky, at least now you can write with a pen, instead of having to take a carving knife to engrave. Writing is easier than engraving, right? Writing will make your wrist swollen. If you engrave...won't you...will... ...Accidentally cut my own wrist...It would be fun if people thought it was suicide." Hearing Ying Zheng's complaints and seeing Ying Zheng's angry and angry face, Bai Zhongqiang held back his smile and persuaded, Habitually wanted to pat Ying Zheng's head, but found that he had just reached Ying Zheng's chest.

Unless you are standing, it is a bit difficult to complete the task of pressing Ying Zheng's head into your arms and rubbing it.

"Hmph! Laughing at me again!" Ying Zheng tapped his pen on the long case with a "snap", then turned his head arrogantly, and looked to the side angrily.

"Okay, okay! Ah Zheng, don't be angry... I'm just joking...Actually, I... I sincerely hope that you can become King Qin. I mean the only king in the world——King Qin. There is only one country in the world, Great Qin, and you are the only king in the world, so you can order that from now on, only Qin’s characters will be popular in the world, and all other characters will be abolished by me...so you don’t have to write this.” Bai While speaking, Zhong put the pen back into Ying Zheng's hand, then put the bamboo slips back on the table, finally picked up the ink on the inkstone, and began to grind the ink for Ying Zheng, persuading him while grinding.

Bai Zhongyong has never existed before, but everyone always thinks that some little Ding Ding swears that when she said the above sentence, she definitely said it with 12 points of sincerity.

Because although Bai Zhong can let the system help him learn the languages ​​of various countries, he still has to write it himself. Writing seal script is so troublesome, and the time it takes to write a single word is enough to write fifty crosses and look at pictures after 2000.

"Ah Zheng, you have to promise me that if you become the king of Qin, you will unify the world, and unify the damn writing." Bai Zhong said angrily.

Ying Zheng turned his head, looked at Bai Zhong who looked even angrier than himself, and said in confusion, "Are you joking?"

"Who's joking with you?" Bai Zhongbai glanced at Ying Zheng, raised his head high, and said, "When I grow up, I want to be like my father, to be the Great General of the Great Qin, and to be awarded the highest honor of representing the Great Qin soldiers' Wu An '. By the way... Ah Zheng... maybe at that time, you were already the king of Qin. In this case... you are the king of Qin, and I am your general. You command from the back, and I will charge in front; you The direction of my heart, the direction of my sword, do you agree?"

On Bai Zhong's confident face, the smile was bright and flamboyant, and his whole body was as dazzling as the sun. Even if people disagreed with his words, they couldn't say a word of negation.

Facing Bai Zhong's confident appearance, Ying Zheng, who had been worried about his future since returning home, nodded involuntarily, "You will be the general, and I will be the king of Qin; Where your sword is pointing."

"Hee hee... Well, Ah Zheng, hurry up and do your homework..." Bai Zhong brought the ink he had polished to Ying Zheng as if offering a treasure, and said with a smile.

"Hehe... the future general, can I ask you a question?" Ying Zheng looked at Bai Zhong's dangling little head, and wondered how much more it would be if there were two fluffy puppy ears on the other side's head. Cute, said with a bitter face.

"Speak, my king."

"You keep calling me 'Wang', why do you have to let 'Wang' do your homework? Isn't this treasonous?"

"Of course it is to give you, my king, more opportunities to practice calligraphy!"

Looking at Bai Zhong's expression of "I'm doing this for your own good, you still doubt me, how can you doubt me", Ying Zheng suddenly had the urge to break the promise every minute.

What about "Where my heart is going, where your sword is pointing"?It is clearly what your heart desires, and I will work hard without complaint!

#"On the Differences Between Being Bai Zhong's Boss and Boyfriend"——Written by Qin Shihuang. #