There is no male god after Han Yu's self

One day you pushed open the door and found eleven wolf cubs squatting outside the door, grinning and baring their teeth at you. What is the correct way to deal with it?

I opened it the wrong way, try again!

Wow, fresh little wolf cubs, my wife, let's stew meat!

Wow!Eleven huskies (what the hell)...

And at this moment-

"Hey, don't close the door——!!!"

Before the wolf cubs had bared their teeth, Wu Yifan quickly closed the door.This is good, a few paws immediately slammed the door and pushed it: "We are here to visit!"

There is a short passage between the entrance and the kitchen.Hearing the noise outside, Yi Shu guessed that everyone had come.Probe asked.

"Is someone coming?"

"Yes, here we come." Wu Yifan reluctantly agreed, and pushed the door open again.

"Where are the presents?" It's all a group of people grabbing food!Although they are younger brothers in a group, the flattering smile at the moment can't add points to KRIS's heart at all.

"Oh, we still want to bring gifts when we come to your house?" Bian Baekhyun winked at the brothers, and he was about to slam the door: "Hey, Brother KRIS, don't stand here and blow the air, come together go in~"

I really want to beat you wolf cubs to death...

Although Wu Yifan was tall and tall, but facing eleven howling wolf cubs, no matter how hard he tried, he still pushed the door.

"Brother, don't be shy."

The youngest Wu Shixun entered the door last.With things in both hands, he had no choice but to bump into him with his shoulder, squinting his eyes and smiling: "We're not here to see you, we're here to see my sister-in-law~"

[Subtitle: Arrogant maknae!This is called my sister-in-law! 】

"Come here?"

A group of people were taking off their shoes around the entrance, some of them were teasing Wu Yifan.Suddenly Yi Shu came out from one end.

"Oh, just got out of school kids?"

【Subtitle: The Daily Wolves of Father KRIS and Mother Yi Shu The children are back from school~】

"that…"

Bian Boxian was studying the light switch at hand, and the moment he saw Yi Shu, he couldn't help but took a step back.

"Hi, I'm Baekhyun."

"Ah, hello, I'm Yi Shu."

The two bowed and saluted.The few nearby also saluted one after another.Wu Yifan shrugged his shoulders towards Yi Shu, expressing that there were too many people and I was very annoyed.Yi Shu smiled at him reassuringly.

A few of them didn't speak, and watched the eye contact between Yi Shu and Wu Yifan with winking eyes.After a while, a voice broke the silence.

"I don't eat a lot, so can you put the knife down first?"

Baekhyun grinned like a cat, and pointed timidly at the knife in Yi Shu's hand.Yi Shu came back to his senses, and raised his knife lightly.

Smiling slightly: "Don't be afraid, come in. Da... Dafan, let everyone sit down. I'll cook."

"Oh." Wu Yifan nodded, frowned, looked at the shoes in the hallway, and the slippers he and Yi Shu picked on the members' feet, and sighed.

"Everyone go in."

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【Little black house】

Q: How does it feel to see all members of EXO?

Shu: The kids came back from school fighting.

Q: Why did you come out holding a knife?It seems to scare the members. It's the first time to meet the brothers-in-law as a wife. Is it okay?

Shu: I was chopping vegetables, so I subconsciously took the knife and went out.Later... (as if waving a knife) Don't think I didn't see you poking my husband ╮(￣▽￣")╭.

[Subtitle: Wife who protects the shortcoming! 】

Q: When you saw the members standing at the door, what was your first reaction?

Fan: (holding the forehead) I brought too few things, please feel sorry for this meal.

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Yi Shuti slipped the knife and went to the kitchen to cook.Wu Yifan pushed Zhang Yixing, who was in JPG format, and signaled him to move forward.Everyone came to the big living room, Wu Yifan just cleared his throat and wanted to speak, when the wolf cubs wandered around on their own.

Bian Baekhyun: "Oh? Is there a picture on this light switch?"

Wu Yifan: "It was posted."

What responded to him was a rhythmic "cracking" sound of switching switches.

Wu Shixun: "This sofa is so soft~ ah~" he fell on Lu Han.Huang Zitao hugged the pillow, muttered and moved to the side.

Luhan: "Hey, this background wall looks good? Is it a pencil?"

Just as Wu Yifan was about to go to save his background wall, Jin Zhongda had already encouraged Kai to take off his clothes and go for a swim in the swimming pool.Zhang Yixing and Xiumin were squatting at the back door discussing the small plants growing nearby, while Chanyeol had already pulled Jin Junmian to take a selfie happily holding up the scissors.

Do Kyungsoo touched his nose, looking at the people in a living room and a small garden with inexplicable disgust.Stepping on her slippers, she walked to the edge of the kitchen and opened her round eyes: "Yi Shuxi, do you want to help?"

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"It's so rich..."

Everyone in EXO played for a while, and Yi Shu announced that dinner was served.Looking at a large table of dishes, the wolf cubs were really overwhelmed.Because there are so many people in the team, if we eat together in the dormitory, we basically have to eat in waves.But not a while after they entered the door, Yi Shu fiddled with two large tables of dishes and came out, which looked good and had ample portions.

Thirteen people sat at a long table.It was all thanks to Wu Yifan borrowing a table from the handsome couple next door, and made a long table from the opposite side of his own table, so that everyone could be seated.

"This is authentic Chinese food." Wu Yifan was rather proud, pointing to the dishes on the table.

"Thanks to DO's help today, if I did it alone, I haven't finished it so quickly." Yi Shu smiled and expressed his gratitude to Do Kyungsoo who was beside him, and the latter waved his hands hurriedly to say that it was nothing.

"Nai, then... As the representative of EXO, let me say a blessing."

Jin Junmian straightened his clothes and stood up, starting with a slightly stiff voice.The people next to him laughed shamelessly.Yi Shu also held back her laughter, looking at his serious expression.

"KRIS is a very good person. He usually doesn't talk much, and he is very unfamiliar with people he doesn't know at the beginning, but in fact, his inner activities are very rich. He is very reliable, but he will not take the initiative to rely on others A person. A relative who makes people feel at ease."

Lu Han secretly added the sentence "Men Sao" below.Shixun, who couldn't understand Chinese, quickly asked him what he meant, but he stopped him with a look.

Ignoring the dismantling of his younger brothers, Jin Junmian continued to maintain a serious expression: "I knew KRIS would marry Yi Shuxi before, and I was worried that he would not be liked by you. But seeing how you get along with him today, we are relieved "Yi Shuxi, thank you for your hard work."

With a slight bow and salute, Jin Junmian ended everyone's speech.The applause from the little wolf cubs was still irregular, Yi Shu glanced at Wu Yifan, and thanked with a smile.

"Wait, Suho, tell me clearly, why are you worried that I won't be liked by Yi Shu?"

Originally, hearing people praise him was quite enjoyable, but Suho suddenly added such a sentence, Wu Yifan was upset.

"Because it's easy to fall in love with KRIS, all you need to do is look at his face. But after knowing him for a long time, you will know that KRIS is a black hole~"

Park Chanyeol sat across from the two, showing his white teeth in a smile.Just as Wu Yifan was about to refute, the brothers next to him saw the opportunity and quickly opened their mouths.

"Brother KRIS said last time, 'I need to wear glasses to read, so I can feel it haha', I was embarrassed to remind him that the book was held upside down."

"Brother KRIS loses things when he is old. Wallet, passport, I almost lost myself at the airport last time."

"Although he is tall, he is super easy to be frightened."

"The last time I was on the plane, I insisted on letting ACE sit next to me. I told him that he wouldn't let me hold ACE and sit next to him!"

"An irreparable selfie angle."

Everyone chattered a lot and watched Wu Yifan's face become more and more swollen with great interest.

"Ah! You are not allowed to eat it! You all go out!"

Wu Yifan pretended to be angry, got up and was about to go outside.Just took a step and stopped in place.

I stop for a second.

I stop for a second.

...I'll stop for a second!

The laughter grew louder behind him.Wu Yifan maintained his posture, lowered his head and reached out his hand, poking Yi Shu who was smiling and drinking a drink, his voice was quite resentful.

"Why don't you hold me?"

“….o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓Ahahaha!!!!!!!”

Everyone paused, and then burst out laughing.Luhan rests his chin with his hand, completely lacking the image of a handsome boy.And Park Chanyeol slapped his leg so loudly that people worried that he might break his own leg.

Do Kyungsoo looked up at Wu Yifan, then lowered his head and patted his stomach.

So hungry...can't eat yet?

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, his father, we don't know the same as children~"

Yi Shu held back his internal injuries from laughing, and insisted on his basic qualities as an actor, pretending to pull Wu Yifan to sit down.Putting the chopsticks into his hand with a good temper, he pretended to be angry and glared at the wolf cubs: "Look at how angry you are with KRIS' father!"

Everyone froze for a moment, holding back their laughter and didn't answer.Seeing this, Wu Yifan put down his chopsticks.

O(￣ヘ￣o#)!Don't eat!be happy!

"Sister-in-law, can I eat...I'm hungry." Wu Shixun pursed his lips and gave Yi Shu a pitiful look.Lu Han twitched his head, stretched out his claws and patted him.

"Silly boy, call mom!"

QAQ?

"What about you, Brother Lu?"

Wu Shixun said that if you call me, call me too!

"I'm older than KRIS, and my name is Yi Shu."

"Then... aren't you a generation older than me?"

"of course."

Luhan smiled softly, and touched Wu Shixun's head, which had returned to normal hair color: "Good boy. Come on, call me uncle."

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

There are always lots of people.As they ate and ate, EXO, who was visiting as a relative of the man for the first time, gradually let go of his restraint.One by one, they called up their sister-in-law and sister-in-law.According to Wu Yifan's joy and embarrassment in his patience, his face showed a frank and frank attitude.From time to time, I reach out to give Yi Shu some drinks.It was rare for Yi Shu to feel embarrassed, facing the jokes of the wolf cubs, he just laughed.

"By the way, we are very curious, what is the nickname between the two?"

The meal is almost done, and it's time to throw out the naughty little problems.Yi Shu turned his face to look at Wu Yifan beside him, and he just happened to look at her.

"Da Fan."

"Yi Shu."

Smile at each other.

"Oh uh uh uh~~~"

Stimulated by the interaction between the two of them, the single wolves said that they were not well.He squeezed his hands straight to show that his fingers were curled up by the two of them, and he was numb to death.

"Why is the nickname directly called Yi Shu?"

Bian Boxian was the first to express his dissatisfaction: "No matter what, she should be a princess, Your Highness."

"that is because…"

Wu Yifan choked up, thought for a long time before he hesitated and said: "She...is Yi Shu."

"I'll translate. What he means is, to me, she's not a star, she's not someone far away, she's just Yi Shu." Park Chanyeol added.

"Oh~~~"

The wolf cubs kept booing, Bian Boxian turned his head and asked Yi Shu: "Madam, what do you think of his explanation?"

"like very much."

"Wow~ Very! Hi! Happy! Ah!"

The village chief Baekhyun kept winking at the crowd, and the wolf cubs rubbed their arms exaggeratedly in unison.While rubbing, Park Chanyeol showed his arm to Jin Junmian, Jin Junmian couldn't laugh or cry.

"Speaking of which, this is not the first time our M team has seen Yi Shu."

Jin Zhong opened his mouth and looked at Yi Shu: "The first time we met Yi Shu was on Yi Shu's show, right?"

"Yes, 'Yi Shu's Afternoon Tea'." Xiu Min added.

"I love that show so much."

Jin Zhongda sighed, and patted Park Chanyeol next to him, the latter applauded the venue and clapped his hands: "Team K didn't go, so I don't know. When we were filming, we had just finished an announcement, and we didn't have lunch. Very hungry. That was the first time I saw a real Yi Shu at close range. I really felt very gentle and kind, but still had a very unique aura. When I was doing the show, I was in full swing, super powerful. "

"Thank you." Yi Shu expressed his gratitude for the compliment very seriously.Jin Zhongda also sat in his seat and bowed in return.

"The thing that warms my heart the most is that as soon as we sat down, a staff member dressed as a waiter brought afternoon tea."

Jin Zhongda waved his hand: "At that time, I was a newcomer, and I was very reserved, so I was embarrassed to eat it. Later, Yi Shu forked a piece of waffle and ate it first. We were really hungry again, so we started eating too."

"The waffles are super delicious, sweet and soft and still hot." Huang Zitao emphasized.

Zhang Yixing resumed animation mode: "I like that cheesecake."

"Eating is not the point!"

The head of the mending knife group patted the table: "Because we are very hungry, so we ate all the food..."

"Ah! As an IDOL, how can you eat all the food when you are on the show? What the show team gave you is just to make you feel better!" Jin Junmian said that you are wrong.

"Oh no, that's really not for us."

Jin Zhongda said, "You don't understand", and shook his head: "The portion of the food is actually very large, the six of us finished eating [-]% of the food. Then Yi Shu waved his hand——"

"The waiter served exactly the same food as before."

"Oh?!"

"Why?"

"You don't look good when you eat, so I want you to eat it again for the convenience of taking pictures?"

"NONONO~"

Jin Zhongda stretched out his hand and waved: "The food for the first time is for us to eat. Because we came here very hungry, so we ate cake first, chatted a few words and took some empty shots. The second time, we When you’re full, take another shot.”

"That cake is really delicious, I really like it." Xiu Min licked her lips, oops, she seemed to be hungry again.

Jin Zhong sighed: "Such a good show, I was thinking when the 12 of us would be able to go there again, but it ended after Yi Shu released the official series. Why not continue? I really like that program."

"because…"

Yi Shu scratched his face, turned his head to look at Mr. Fan who was beside him, and smiled gently: "I will only drink with him for afternoon tea in the future."

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Don't bring such a show of affection!!!"

"Fingers are going to curl up!!!"

Wu Yifan subconsciously stretched out his hands to cover his face, then quickly put them down, smiling complacently.

"that…"

Jin Junmian cleared his throat and was satisfied to see everyone quiet down: "My mother is a fan of Yi Shu Xi, and she was crazy about Yi Shu Xi's "I Only See You" a while ago..."

"Wait a minute, why aren't you called sister-in-law now?" Do Kyungsoo said suddenly.

"Ah... that..." Jin Junmian was a little embarrassed, and touched the back of his head unconsciously: "Speaking of work..."

Holding his right hand with his left hand, he pointed at Yi Shu respectfully: "He is a senior, so I unconsciously address him..."

Everyone laughed together again.Baekhyun pulled Xiu Min, and imitated the frowning expression of Jin Junmian just now: "Ah... that..."

"Ah!" Jin Junmian yelled suddenly, held back for a while, then his momentum weakened again, and his voice was soft: "Don't be like this..."

Now even Yi Shu has started to imitate, pulling Wu Yifan to send pitiful eyes, saying "Don't do this" in his mouth.Wu Yifan was very helpful, a group of single dogs hugged their heads and shouted "Don't do this".

Jin Junmian was very powerless: "Don't laugh, I haven't finished yet..."

"Well, we don't laugh, you say."

Yi Shu pressed the corner of his mouth with his index finger, holding back a serious expression..He even abducted Dafan next to him, who obediently followed suit.The wolf cubs also imitated that movement, and Jin Junmian almost bent forward in frustration.

"Mom knows that KRIS is from our EXO, and also knows that KRIS is married to you. So one day—"

Jin Junmian put his hand to his ear and made a phone call: "Hey~ son~"

Yi Shu gave a serious "hmm".

O(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓! ! !

Wu Yifan almost collapsed on the chair laughing.Covering his mouth with one hand, he stroked the void with the other for a long time, and finally put it on Yi Shu's shoulder.The eyes of the wolf cubs were all green.

snort!Having a daughter-in-law is amazing!

"...Don't be like this." Jin Junmian defended weakly, and finally gave up the idea of ​​making the group of people stop laughing, and continued to reenact the scene seriously.

"Oh, mom, what's the matter with you? I've been fine recently, I've had a good meal, the group has developed very well, and work is going well..."

"I didn't ask you."

Jin Junmian imitated his mother's impatient tone at the time: "I saw Yi Shuxi and Krisxi getting married on TV."

"Ah... yes." Jin Junmian pretended to be puzzled.

"Junmian, they are all members of EXO, why isn't you the groom? Mom really likes Yi Shu."

Everyone looked at Wu Yifan teasingly.Wu Yifan crossed his arms, leaned on the chair coldly, and squinted at him.

"Forget it, it's all my fault. I should have made you taller. Hey...Thinking about it this way, you and Yi Shu are not as attractive as KRISXI standing with her."

O(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓! ! ! !

Play to the end.Ignoring the wolf cubs laughing to and fro, Jin Junmian was still immersed in his "acting skills": "Forget it. As a relative and friend of the man, you want to stay warm, right? Ask your mother, when will Bai Enxian and Yin Qian have a kissing scene?" ? Mom waited anxiously."

The place is going to be scorched.Yi Shu covered his mouth and smiled as he fell to the side, Wu Yifan sat beside her, letting her rest his head on his shoulder, his movements were very natural.