Yuanwai Chen in the cage

01.

Humans, why can it be so annoying?

I was thinking empty words, trying to ignore the fact that my proud little belly had been molested.

"Oh my, why are you so cute, brother, give me a kiss."

Again.

If I could roll my eyes, I probably wouldn't be able to look at this master again.Even though he is a university graduate, he still shamelessly calls himself his elder brother, and always kisses and touches whenever he wants, completely ignoring the issue of rat rights.

I curled up in a ball, trying to reduce the sense of existence, hoping that the man who is crazy can slowly, quickly remember the fact that he has to go to work at [-] o'clock tomorrow, and stop harassing the rats. As an innocent rat, I have a very good life bitter.

"Did you get fat again?" The guy who wrote as the master and read as the male psychopath poked me and muttered, "It seems a little... feels rounder..."

It's really unbearable, how can I be fat?It is clearly a balanced body, meat where it should be meat, and where it should be lean... Ahem, don't all human beings say that being able to eat is a blessing, and I am very lucky!

Look at my beautiful paws, if it weren't for the fact that there are no hand models in the mouse world, I would have been popular all over the mouse, how can I let my relatives touch them here; and my pair of big eyes, even magnified and 45-degree angle No need, what about Meitu Xiuxiu?I rely on my natural beauty.And don't look at my meat, just put a melon seed, and it doesn't take me a few seconds to run over.

The so-called calm like a virgin and moving like a rabbit is probably a male mouse like me.

Yes, I am a male. Although I have a slapped face, a pair of misty eyes, smooth and soft fur and a useless but cute tail, I still cannot erase the fact that I am a boy, and I am regarded as a pseudo-mother of the rat world What can I do, I am also very sad.

With a dead fish face, I continued to think about Shusheng.

02.

"Good boy, it's almost time to stop, bear with me a little longer, and I'll give you melons when I get home, okay?"

not good.

I am a dignified mouse, how can I be easily bought by a melon seed, at least two, and don't think that I don't know that you bought cheese sticks recently, you should have some of that too, right?

But even if you give me a whole bucket of sunflower seeds now, it won't change the fact that I get motion sickness.

Yes, motion sickness.Don't think it's strange that rats get motion sickness. Human beings will get motion sickness, motion sickness, and seasickness. It's not a big deal for mice to get motion sickness.

"Hey, it'll be better if you close your eyes, huh?"

What a strange owner, isn't he afraid that he will be regarded as a strange person by talking to the mouse all the time?Although I don't hate it, but can you touch my fingers a little more? , Yes, that's right, it would be better if the force is stronger, hey, wait, don't take the opportunity to touch my stomach, don't think I don't know.

The top of my head was gently caressed, and I felt vaguely that the cage moved, cautiously, and stabilized after a while. It was obviously like an earthquake just now. Except for the occasional small bumps, it is no different from being at home as usual.

I snorted twice, didn't resist Master's fingers, curled up into a ball and fell asleep.

But who can tell me, I just took a nap, how did I come to this place where the dignity of mice is deprived again?

"Mr. Chen, treatment room No. [-]."

I stabilized my body while shaking, looked at the distant ceiling through the hole, the light was bright but not glaring, and there were familiar wallpaper patterns, and finally I was brought to a cold table.There was a click, and as the lid was opened, the field of vision gradually became clearer, and then the light was blocked, and Bai Dahang, who was shining with a mouthful of white teeth, smiled.

I'm a little frustrated.

"Mr. Chen brought his staff out again?" Bai Dahang said, but his hands didn't stop moving. "Then let's start with the basic inspection first."

Bai Dahang's movements are very gentle, even hundreds of times better than that clumsy owner, but for some reason, every time he gets into this person's hands, his body becomes as stiff as a specimen, immobile and ready to be slaughtered.

I can only attribute this to the biological instinct of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages.

I was put into a small glass bowl. Although I escaped from the clutches of the clutches, the smooth walls of the bowl were also bloody, showing the fact that I couldn't escape.Don't think that I haven't tried it. When I first came here, I thought I could escape from prison with a leap of faith. In the end, I was caught by the smiling guy. What else did I say at that time... …

"Well... 41 grams, it's still within the normal range." Bai Dahang clarified the facts for me. The weight within the normal range can no longer be called fat!

Before I could change his mind for him and show off to the master, Bai Dahang said again, "But the nails are a bit long, so I'll cut them together this time."

Just cut it.

Did I say that this is something that can be passed on in such a pleasant tone?Has anyone considered the mood of the mouse? , it's not easy for me to keep my nails, you know?If you accidentally cut it wrong, where can I cry?

"Excuse me, doctor. Last time I wanted to cut it outside the home, but he kept twisting and turning. I was afraid that he would not move until he cut it." The owner said, looking at me full of eyes that this little elf is really naughty But I still tolerate his face.

Chirp, I yelled, and it was full of protests.Sir, because your hands are shaking!Can I stop shaking?You are afraid of me even more, brother!

Thinking about it this way, cutting Bai Dahang’s nails is not such a scary thing, at least he has a lot of experience (I don’t know how many nails have been cut), and the speed is fast (listening to their chatting seems to have been bitten too slowly before), and it is reassuring (Did not dare to move because of biological instinct), much better than this unreliable master.

Forget it, it will come sooner or later, I looked down on death and let Bai Dahang lift my little paw.

Click, click, my heart trembles every time I cut it.

After finally cutting it off, looking at my bare claws, my heart is full of desolation.

"Okay, let's continue to check other things." Bai Dahang patted my head, but I felt like Monkey King being crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, unable to move.

"Doctor Yan, he doesn't drink much water recently, what should I do?" During the inspection, I heard my master ask.

Dr. Bai Daguayan snorted for a moment, looked at my teeth, and then touched and touched the flesh on both sides of the bone. It was a little itchy.Then he replied unhurriedly: "You can first see if the water bottle at home is not easy to use for outsiders. If it is normal, it may be that the mouse itself does not like to drink water. Usually, you can prepare some water for him when you have time. More fruits and vegetables. If it doesn’t work, we can only use some extreme measures.”

Dr. Yan pushed his glasses, I always felt he was smiling maliciously.

"Extremely tricky?" The master continued to ask in a very flattering manner, making me wonder if they had matched their lines long ago, otherwise how could they be so proficient in accompaniment and singing?

Dr. Yan took out a small needle tube to the owner as if by magic, and smiled and told Mimi: "This is really useless, just feed it a little at a time, you can start from the scale [-] first. When feeding Be careful not to use too much force, as it is easy for the staff to choke on it.”

I was shivering, didn't this really be for me?From the beginning of the scale, how big is the needle tube, will I still be able to see the sun tomorrow when the scale is turned off?Why don't you feed it too vigorously, as soon as you say it's easy to choke, I think you're setting a flag, doctor.

"Okay, I understand." The master nodded and took the needle.

I don't understand, can someone consider the mood of the rat involved?It's just a drink of water. Why do you need to take a needle if you disagree with me? My little tail is scared and retracted. Do you know?

Listening to them chatting a few more words during the stool inspection, I have been doing psychological construction. You must know that the owner usually kisses and hugs me and says I am so cute, but when it comes to business, I can be vague. Think about it. The first time I was discovered that I only ate sunflower seeds, then for the next few days, my meals were as bland as old-age ones. Dried fish.

Although it is desolate to be forced to eat pension meals, but when I think of the dried fish that I have had for a long time, I smack it and move my mouth, and I miss the rare good taste--if I really want to compare it, it is about once a month for check-ups, Dr. Yan sees It will be the eyes that the owner will show.

Don't ask me how I know, intuition, intuition understand?

It's like that stupid master always subconsciously knows whether he wants to kiss me or ravage my belly every time he looks at me with a strange look.Although you can't avoid it, it's always good to be mentally prepared in advance. You must know that being kissed by a man—no matter how good-looking he is, it is still very stressful.

But he’s really stupid to say he’s stupid. Dr. Yan Mingming’s performance is quite obvious, but he still doesn’t know anything about it. He gave you the line because he hopes you can chat with him about small things in life, not for you to ask if the mouse needs to be neutered.

Just like now, Dr. Yan can clearly complete the examination in twos and threes. Do you think he is still looking at the reason for my stool? It’s not that he suspects that I am constipated or that the stool is not watery enough, but that he wants to drag the money and tell you more speak.

With the heart of an old father in my heart, I watched Dr. Yan’s smiling spring blossom, and the topic changed from whether he was fat or not to my stupid master. It's interesting to you, it's not worth it to reveal personal information foolishly.

It was almost as if my poop was turning out to be a flower. Doctor Yan gave me some more advice at the end, touched my head and said, "Drink more water." Then he put me back out of the cage, which made me feel anxious Said that this person saw something, otherwise why would he return the carbine, this is a threat, is it a threat? !

I was a little nervous, listening to the voice of the master saying goodbye to Dr. Yan, chatting with the nurses, no amount of fear of being threatened could compare to the familiar beeping sound.

"Auntie at the back, pay for getting on the bus!" The driver's angry voice sounded.

I curled up into a ball, trying to forget the shadow of motion sickness.