Yuanwai Chen in the cage

08.

It's been a long time, I've been here in Sanyu for three months, right?

I'm used to living in my luxurious mansion. After all, Sanyu adds new furniture to it one after another, and I can always find that the house is different when I wake up.Although I don't like to use some of them at all, but I insisted on making the owner happy that I can add more meals. I still had to play with it, and I had to ignore the constant photo taking and noise pollution next to me.

Yes, noise pollution.

Don't think it's too much to compare the owner's voice to noise, it's because you've never heard of a gentle-looking human being who will hold a hamster and keep tweeting, and has its own kissing sound effect. I can't say People are harassing me in every possible way, and I am also very troubled, okay?

The point is that even after the kiss is over, Sanyu will still talk to me on his own, such as: Yuanwai, you are so cute, Yuanwai, I like you the most. Can't afford any trouble.Who knew San Yu was not over yet!

"Yuanwai, you are so cute, you must be a boy."

"I'm an indomitable male rat!"

Sanyu would always play two roles and talk on a whim. However, I didn’t want to bother with being forced into the play. Except for the first time, I was stunned in shock. After the second and third times, it’s just a matter of getting used to it.

Just like now, being held high with paws, my heart is as calm as stagnant water, and I feel that this is definitely a different person from the young man who made a wish and ate cake in front of me back then.

Humans are terrible.

As I was thinking this way, the electric bell rang.I don't know whether the person outside came to collect debts or hide from enemies. After Sanyu led me to open the door for a few steps, he pressed the electric bell abruptly like a symphony of fate, with the intention of continuing to press the door without opening the door.

"Here we come." Sanyu opened the door, and outside was a man with a sharp face. He didn't know if he was tall, and he was used to looking at people from above. The contempt in his eyes did not hide anything.

"Are you the one who pestered Xunlin?" The man cut to the point, even his voice was disdainful, and he wanted me to bite someone violently in an instant.

What stopped me was the word Xunlin. The oily man has a nice name, but it doesn't match me at all.And I squinted my eyes and looked at this unkind person seriously, but my face was matched with another person in the photo taken by the oily man's family.

What's the matter...

I was powerless to be forced to witness this bloody eight o'clock stall.Although Sanyu looked like a crazy person in front of me, always ignoring the opinions of the rats in the room and hugging me, but I knew that this person really regarded me as a member of the writer.

And in the same way, I also know how deep Sanyu's affection for the oily man is, he will refrain from doing things that the oily man doesn't like, and suppress his temperament that jumps out after getting familiar with it, just because the oily man likes it He looks like this.

But now it seems that I don't like him, he is clearly a substitute!

I'm angry, don't bully me when I'm young, but I've heard a lot of real cases in my life as a rat, and no one will guard against us small animals. It's possible to pull us out one by one. A dedicated psychiatrist.

"Entanglement?" Sanyu asked after a while.

"Isn't it?" The man raised his eyebrows, "If it wasn't for you, how could Xunlin refuse to get back with me?"

I suddenly felt a little sad, and I was struggling to get Sanyu to close the door and release the mice.

Sanyu didn't respond, he just touched me in his hand, and he was silent for a while before speaking, "Is that what he told you? That I'm pestering him?"

Although his expression was not obvious, I could feel Sanyu's palm trembling slightly.

"Otherwise? You still want to say that my boyfriend is chasing you?" The man let out a cry, looking Sanyu up and down unabashedly.

I watched the human being who always smiled and closed his eyes. He lost his usual gentleness and cleared up his feelings for the oily man. Then he opened his mouth, leaving only a cold voice and an indistinct trembling.

"Well, I'll stop pestering you. You should take good care of your boyfriend. Don't let him say "I love you" at every turn to be misunderstood. Just treat me as blind and waste my youth on a scumbag. "

After finishing speaking, Sanyu directly closed the door, regardless of the man's exasperated expression.With a bang, the love between that person and himself over the years was shut out.

Sanyu put me on the table, holding the phone, shaking his hands, not knowing what to type, tears falling silently.

He typed very quickly, pushed the phone away, lay on the table and looked at me sideways.

"I've been with him since college. He pursued me first, saying that I'm his ideal type and wants to date me." After speaking, he laughed at himself, not knowing whether he was being stupid or not. Laugh at the other party for being too pretending.

"I know he has an ex-boyfriend, I don't care, there is nothing to care about. After all, he also had feelings for me, I can see it, so I changed myself to cater to him, it doesn't matter if he said he was busy or didn't have time."

"It's just that people are back, so what I paid is nothing..."

I am at a loss for words, as a male mouse who has not been in heat yet, and there is no enthusiastic mouse girl around, I really don't know how to answer this question.

But what I do know is that Sanyu and the greasy-headed man always get together less and leave more. With my lovely fingers, I can also count how many times they have met in the past few months-the kind that doesn't even use their toes.

Even so, Sanyu endured it silently. I once watched him on the screen. In the conversation with his friend, it was written that the oily man was good, saying that he didn't like being too clingy to the other party.But when the screen is turned off, these are just comforting words.

The time is too long, the affection is too deep, when we meet rarely, no matter hugging or kissing, even secretly covering the back of the other's hand, Sanyu even has a smile in the corner of his eyes, he really likes this man, likes As long as he is willing to tell, he is willing to believe, so he also believes in those lies that are becoming more and more lame.

I looked at Sanyu's tears and panicked. I spurned the greasy-headed man while eating from the bowl and looking out of the bowl.

But even if I scolded the other party a hundred times and a thousand times in my heart, Sanyu's indifference just now could not erase the fact that the relationship that had been carefully maintained for several years was shattered.

He was still talking at the beginning, but he couldn't say a word in the end, tears replaced words, overflowing with farce-like emotions, and he became the most ridiculous character in it.

I stepped forward with my short legs, no matter how much I hate water, but now even though my palms are wet, I still insist on getting close to the person who is still crying.

"Don't cry." I chirped, nose to nose.

Sanyu gave me a family and a name, so it's time for me to bring him warmth.

09.

How long does it take for a human being to recover from a broken love?

As a single mouse, I didn't know it at the beginning, I just thought that the life of a mouse is short, why do you want to hurt each other like this?

Sanyu touched me while crying, and said in a nasal voice that I am really a good hamster, worth a hundred times more dating than that oil residue.

Regardless of gender, how can people of different races fall in love?

I suppressed my complaints and acted obediently as a temporary boyfriend, but I secretly hoped that Sanyu would not take it seriously, I would be very troubled.

After venting his emotions, Sanyu was much better. Even the next day, the greasy-headed man came to make trouble at the door and made some bloody remarks that made people look ridiculous. Sanyu also forced him out and changed the door lock.

Since that day, I have never seen the oily man appear again.

And Sanyu's attitude towards me is still very good, and it hasn't changed a single bit because of the breakup, which almost made me forget that I was a poor little hamster who was treated as a gift.

He threw the group photo on the wall into the trash can, packed the gift that the oily man gave him and returned it to the other party--I didn't even know until now that even the fake potted plants were given by the oily man.

After sending the memories about the greasy-headed man into the garbage truck, everything seemed normal, but Sanyu was silent for several days, and even the coquetry and cuteness I was good at didn't make him any better.But when he turned his back to me, I knew that Sanyu was looking at a certain corner of the house, and inadvertently remembered the oil residue that should be thrown into the incinerator together.

After being depressed for several days, Sanyu finally returned to normal.

It’s not right to say recovery, just because I accidentally fell from the desk that day and experienced a mouse version of free fall—the kind that has no safety measures.

The whole mouse lay on the ground in a daze, before realizing what happened just now, its heart was beating rapidly, its wide eyes didn't know what year it was, and its mind was full of thoughts about where I came from and where I was going. class of philosophical questions.

The pain was not too painful, maybe it was too much shock, but it overwhelmed the pain. I still maintained the posture of four feet on the ground, flat on the ground, just like a mouse fur rug.

"Outsiders? Outsiders!"

Sanyu was terrified by my reaction. He shook his hands, fearing that it would hurt me, and carefully moved me into the cage. Without saying a word, he hailed a car and went straight to the hospital, coaxing me all the way. Come on outside the staff, when you get home, there will be cheese sticks with dried fish and melon seeds.

When I realized it, I was really embarrassed to say that it was all a misunderstanding, so I could only linger for three years, and dared not say a word, for fear of being severely deducted from snacks.

This is the first time I have not come here for a health check.

Hearing Sanyu's voice above my head, I eagerly said something to the counter staff. After a while, I was sent to the familiar treatment room.

Dr. Yan also knows the seriousness of the matter. Small animals are easily injured. Even if they are in pain or sick, because they cannot communicate with humans, it is often irreparable in the end.

The doctor opened the cage, looked at me with squinted eyes, did not move my body lightly, pressed his fingers lightly from the top of my head to the sides of my body, instead, Sanyu clenched his fists, nervously and self-reproachingly telling what happened just now out.

"Yuanwai fell off the table just now?" The doctor said without looking up, the light fingers pressed me a little itchy, and I wanted to laugh.

"Yes, it's about this high." Sanyu nodded and gestured for the height of the table.

Doctor Yan looked at me blankly for a while, then grabbed me in a familiar posture, opened his lips to look at the little yellow teeth, and was inexplicably shy, feeling like a primary school student's tooth decay was discovered by his parents .

The two humans held their breath, their focused eyes made me a little uncomfortable, and the doctor's fingers were pressing on my soft flesh, which made me subconsciously defy Doctor Yan's oppression, and twisted my soft body.

With this movement, Dr. Yan put me back on the treatment table. Sanyu wanted to reach out to touch me, but he shrank back in fear, and asked eagerly, "Doctor, are you okay?"

Doctor Yan smiled half-smile, pointed a flashlight at my eyes, and scrutinized my facial features.

Chirp, this is forced confession!

"Fortunately...his belly meat protected him." Dr. Yan pushed down his glasses as usual, and his eyes behind the lenses were full of smiles.

Sanyu was dumbfounded, his hands on the treatment table froze, as if he didn't hear clearly what the doctor said just now.

I'm a mouse who understands current affairs. Seeing that the facts have been exposed, I shake my little butt and move closer to Sanyu's side, trying to influence him with my natural cuteness.

His eyes were wide open, he didn't move, he just stared at Sanyu.Usually, as soon as I put on this posture, the silly master will hug me and chirp, left and right, with a thousand words of cuteness on his mouth.

But the tricks of Hundred Trials and Bailings failed, and Sanyu didn't care about me, who tried my best to show off his cuteness and try to influence him with big eyes and bright fur, and repeated again in a daze, "...belly meat?"

Doctor Yan nodded, tearing up the fantasies of the host and pet, and added kindly, "Maybe it's because your desk is not too high. But the staff seems to be fine so far, it's just that they were scared at the moment."

You might as well not say it.Now I probably have a perfect interpretation of what it means to run away with one's head in one's hands, shrinking one's body to reduce the sense of existence.

I hope Sanyu still loves me, I thought desolately.

However, the truth is always cruel. Sanyu put me in his hands, imitating Dr. Yan just now, looking me up and down, left and right, my eyes moved with him, and I felt dizzy after a while.

"I didn't know that your fat has this function until today..." Sanyu said in a daze, still a little indigestion for Dr. Yan's words that his stomach meat protected him.

what to say!Don't think you can escape my sensitive ears.

Human beings are really unfriendly to fat people—even puffy people!Do you know the beauty of belly meat?In addition to being a cushion when landing, it can also be used as a nap pillow when sitting and sleeping. When the food runs out, it can also be supported by the meat I raised with various foods!

"It's just a fluke this time, and the belly fat may not be useful next time." Dr. Yan said with a smile, and patted my round buttocks.

Rats should be eaten even if they are cheap, shameless!

I shrank back a little in Sanyu's direction, resolutely not bowing to the evil forces.

"I see, thank you doctor." Sanyu replied seriously. In the final analysis, it was because he didn't pay attention at the moment, but this cannot be an excuse for explanation.

"No, having a master like you is a good thing for the staff." Dr. Yan said, without the indifference of the original health check.

The two laughed and said a few more words, probably the so-called human communication and entertainment?After being put back out of the cage, I yawned bored.

Sanyu asked a few more questions about hamsters, and Dr. Yan simply gave him a business card with a string of words written on the back.

"If you have any questions, you can LINE me directly. I will reply when I have time, so I don't have to go to the hospital all the time."

"Isn't that good?" Through the hole, I saw Sanyu who was divided into several equal parts, and responded with a bit of embarrassment.

"not good?"

"After all, we must respect the profession." San Yu Na Na replied.

Dr. Yan laughed, "I won't lose my job just because I ask a few questions. Besides, people who really love small animals are not bad people."