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Naturally, Zhixuan would not answer Lao Tie's call, so he hurriedly finished his meal, then raised his hand to look at his watch, and said, "Mr. Yu, what do you think? Do you want more food?" Yu Yuntao replied: "No, let's go When the two went downstairs, Zhixuan was thinking of saying goodbye to Yu Yuntao, but Yu Yuntao said, "Let's drop by, let's go together. I just happened to go to see the house." Zhixuan was stunned: "To see the house?" Yu Yuntao replied: "No What did you say? The community over there is very good, but you said to help me, and there is no more. Fortunately, I know a real estate agency who can help me." Zhixuan thought to himself: "Recently, I have to work overtime every day. How can I have time to give it to you? Are you looking for a house? Even if there is one, why do you have time to look at it when you work overtime every day? It’s not because of me.”

Zhixuan bit the bullet, and accompanied by Yu Yuntao, walked all the way back to the apartment.Yu Yuntao sent him downstairs and waved goodbye to him.Zhixuan always thought it was weird, but he didn't dare to think too much. After getting into the elevator, he looked at his embarrassed face reflected in the metal door, and sighed heavily.When he got out of the elevator, the phone in his pocket vibrated again.Zhixuan picked it up and saw that it was a call from the old man, so he picked it up and said impatiently, "What's the matter? Are you still playing life-threatening serial calls?"

The old iron seemed to have drunk some wine, and his voice became louder: "Oh, you still don't come if you are called! This game is great!" Zhixuan snorted coldly: "Get out!" But the old iron said: "It's really good! One day Vegetables!" Zhixuan replied: "You drank two more glasses, pickles are heavenly vegetables." The old iron vowed: "It's really heavenly vegetables! Come quickly! We are in battle!" Zhixuan felt amused: "Battle what?" The old man Tie Bian told the truth: "I met my ex, yes...it's the octopus who cheated on me, he brought a heavenly vegetable! Mad, I'm so mad. I can't lose! I can only ask you Let me support the scene with a piece of heavenly vegetables." Zhixuan smiled: "Fuck, I didn't say it earlier." Lao Tie sighed: "I want face." "You want face?" Zhixuan said, "I will clean up and come right away .”

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The game that the old iron mentioned was a high-end game, not a noisy and dark nightclub, but a rather stylish club.There are retro light-colored diamond-shaped mosaic tiles under the feet, and the luxurious style of the vaulted glass lamp above the head. Compared with the night venue, it is more like a tall dance venue.Therefore, Zhixuan can't dress too out of line, and only show up in a suit.But it wasn't the old-fashioned suit he wore during the day to work. The shirt and trousers were cut to an extremely slim fit, almost to the point of tights, focusing on outlining the slim waist, hips, and long legs. The button on the top was undone to the third A naked girl, revealing fair skin and delicate collarbone, flirtatious from head to toe.

As soon as Zhixuan opened the door and walked in, he immediately became the focus of the crowd.

But he knew that he had to pretend to be indifferent at this time, as if he didn't know that others were looking at him, and strode towards the old iron with his two long legs tightly wrapped in suit pants without looking sideways. .Lao Tie smiled like a fool, waved at him, put one hand on Zhixuan's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Good brother!" Zhixuan pretended to look around casually, and said, "What do you want me to fight? Excuse me I said bluntly, I was the only vegetable in the audience, and the others were obviously sweet potatoes.”

Lao Tie whispered in his ear, "My ex is sitting by the counter at seven o'clock. The dishes he brought just walked away, and you will see them in a while." Lao Tie and Zhixuan sat at the black and white bar Looking at the light strips imitating the color of the aurora on the ceiling, this decoration arrangement can be regarded as beautiful.The old iron said: "I said this game is high-end and high-grade, but you still don't believe it." Zhixuan said: "You can help me pay the bill later." The old iron gave a "tsk".Zhixuan glanced at the "seven o'clock direction" that Lao Tie just mentioned, and saw Lao Tie's ex who cheated and turned into an octopus, and only said: "Your taste..." Good." Na Zhixuan was noncommittal.

The music sounded again, and in the center of the ballroom, men in twos and threes, in pairs, were dancing the waltz.Zhixuan couldn't help laughing: "Your game is really high-end, two big men are dancing ballroom dancing." The old iron laughed: "The two big men can still mate! What's the matter with dancing ballroom dancing?" Zhixuan gave a thumbs up: "High end, high end."

The two talked with their ears, and the old iron ex octopus became angry for a while.Octopus still can't forget Lao Tie, only thinks that although Lao Tie is too rough and noisy at ordinary times, but he is good at work and spends a lot of money, and he is still a boyfriend of twenty-four filial piety. , so I still want to get back together with him.Octopus deliberately brought his cousin like Pan An Songyu to play. In fact, he just wanted to stimulate the ex, but he didn't expect the ex to be so exciting.

The octopus spirit resented in the graceful waltz music, and decided to show his courage and face of splitting into an octopus. He walked towards the bar with a smile, and stretched out his hand to the old iron: "May I?" The old iron was stunned, Glancing at Zhixuan, Zhixuan pretended to be blind, and Lao Tie thought, "Just dance, what can I do?" He grabbed the hand of the octopus and took it to the dance floor.

The song is not over yet, Cai came back from outside that day.That's right, as soon as Tiancai entered the door, Zhixuan knew that this was the "Tiancai" that Lao Tie said.The so-called heavenly dish means that when you see it, you will know "this is heavenly dish".Tiancai's attire did not match the atmosphere here, she was wearing an ordinary T-shirt and jeans, Zhixuan really wondered how such a high-end place would allow such casually dressed people to enter.

Tian Nai seemed to notice Zhixuan's gaze, so she turned her head.Zhixuan also looked at him generously, but felt that the other party seemed to be a little kind.The other party looked at him with a kind face, and walked towards him.Tiancai walked to the bar and was close enough to Zhixuan that Zhixuan, who was not wearing glasses, could finally see his face clearly.Zhixuan knew this person.It's just that he usually sees him in a suit and leather shoes, but now he is wearing a T-shirt and denim. He looks ten years younger, so he can't recognize him for a while.

Zhixuan said: "You are..." However, Zhixuan found that the other party didn't seem to recognize him, so he quickly changed his words: "Who are you? What's the matter?" The other party did not recognize Zhixuan: "Have we met? "

About two or three times a year.

——Zhixuan thought in his heart.

Zhixuan pretended not to recognize him, and said, "Maybe I've seen it before, in another place." Nodded to convenient, looked at Zhixuan for a while, then smiled: "It might be fate. Hello, my name is Gu Xiaoshan." Zhixuan was stunned. Stop, Gu Xiaoshan came out to play with his real name?

In fact, Gu Xiaoshan didn't know the nature of this place at all.Octopus tells him it's an all-male dance club.Gu Xiaoshan thought it was very interesting, but he couldn't resist pestering him, so he participated.

Zhixuan looked at the other party's outstretched hand, so he shook it with him and said, "Xiaoshan, a good name. You really have eyebrows like the Mountain of Spring Dawn." Gu Xiaoshan laughed: "Obviously the Mountain of Spring Dawn resembles my eyebrows." After hearing this, Zhixuan couldn't help but smile: "Yes, you are right." Gu Xiaoshan said again: "I don't know what you call it?" Zhixuan thought to himself: "Gu's family is indeed a scholarly family. Mr. Gu is always so polite when he comes to the night market to hook people."

Zhixuan replied: "Ah, you are like them, just call me 'Quanquan'." "Quanquan?" Gu Xiaoshan was a little puzzled.Zhixuan then said: "Circle circle circle circle." The truth is that Zhixuan told Laotie that he was called "Ah Xuan". "Circle".But people who know "Quanquan" think that he is called "Quanquan" because he is a perfect 0.

Gu Xiaoshan looked at the dance floor and saw those men dancing until they touched their faces, and some even touched their hips. Feeling the atmosphere, he also began to doubt what the octopus said.Gu Xiaoshan said with doubts: "My cousin told me that this is a dance club for only men." Only then did Zhixuan understand, and he thought to himself: "No wonder." Zhixuan was afraid that he would be recognized in formal occasions in the future, so he went Following his words, pretending to be very surprised: "Ah? Isn't it? My friend told me that too!" Gu Xiaoshan looked at the couple of dogs and men making out on the dance floor, and said, "It seems that there are only you and I really came to dance." Zhixuan quickly pretended to say, "Ah... unexpectedly..." It's just that Zhixuan's dress is too coquettish, which is not convincing.

The song ended, and the band played a new song, which was replaced by a tango in two time.This tango was too challenging, and many people on the dance floor dispersed.Gu Xiaoshan became interested and asked Zhixuan: "Can you dance tango?" If you asked "Would you like to dance", Zhixuan would probably decline. Hearing this "Can you dance", Zhixuan replied: "Why not?" Gu Xiaoshan said again : "Can you do women's steps?" Zhixuan raised his eyebrows: "If you do women's steps, I'll be on the stage." Gu Xiaoshan reached out to Zhixuan in a gentlemanly manner: "It's okay." Zhixuan jumped off the high chair, looking taller than himself Gu Xiaoshan, who had one head, sighed, and said, "Let me do the women's step." Gu Xiaoshan smiled, "It's up to you."

Tango is not as easy as waltzing. There were not many people left on the dance floor, but when two heavenly vegetables appeared on the stage, everyone avoided and said, "It's really going to be a battle!"

Tango is different from other ballroom dances. The dancers don't smile, but have serious expressions and a fast rhythm. It really feels like a "battle".The strong beat of the music is very broken and intense, the two have serious faces, and each other's slender legs are firmly on the beat, sometimes they seem to run side by side, sometimes they seem to intertwine, you advance and retreat, seem to advance and retreat, like a confrontation , like a wrestler, amidst the strong drumbeat, look left and right, and walk like a crab.

When Gu Xiaoshan and Zhixuan were dancing, their faces were a little close for a few seconds.Gu Xiaoshan almost thought that he was going to kiss Zhixuan's lips, but it was far from it.He just thought that Zhixuan's lips were very colored, and it would be a beautiful thing to kiss them in the dance music.

Zhixuan looked nervous, not because tango required him to keep a straight face, but because he was competitive and demanded that he dance to the best and not lose face.He had no idea of ​​dancing tango, he only remembered how to bend his knees and twist his hips according to the rhythm, he didn't enjoy the music, he just struggled to follow the beat and memorize the dance steps.He was suffering in his own heart, with a kind of caution and brain-burning for math exams.Others looked at him, but felt that he was very beautiful. During the dance, one could see that his waist was flexible and his calves were strong.

At the end of the song, the onlookers applauded.Na Zhixuan felt relieved, and proudly lifted his chin towards Gu Xiaoshan, and said, "Do you think I can or can't?"

That Zhixuan had no other distractions and performed perfectly, so Gu Xiaoshan finally believed that Zhixuan came to practice dancing seriously.