schrodinger's president

Before Xiaonan revealed Yu Yuntao's new address to Yi Miao, this incident has already caused trouble for Xiaonan.Not long after Yu Yuntao finished chatting with Yi Miao, he beat Xiao Nan and told him to learn to shut up.Xiao Nan is also cautious now, and dare not tell others about Yu Yuntao at all.

Yi Miao came to make friends again, and when she asked Xiao Nan about things, Xiao Nan imitated Yu Yuntao's tone and said, "It's no good knowing too much!" Yi Miao just said, "Oh my god, this kid has learned to pretend."

In Yi Miao's eyes, Yu Yuntao is the number one pretender.

On this day, Yu Yuntao came to visit his aunt according to the old man's request.And as her aunt's cohabiting boyfriend, Imae was also there.My aunt smiled and said: "There was a problem with Gu's cooperation before, you don't blame Emu for not being able to do things?" Yu Yuntao said: "Everyone didn't find the problem, of course you can't blame a certain person, if you want to blame it, you can blame Renzi. The CEO didn't do his job well. The old man scolded him." Aunt and Yi Miao felt relieved.The aunt said again: "I thought it was because of this that you excluded Emu from this supply chain consolidation project." Yu Yuntao smiled and said: "This time it is a small adjustment, I already have I'm a favorite partner, so I won't bother Emu."

My aunt raised her eyebrows when she heard this, and said, "The entire cooperative company has been changed. It's still a 'small adjustment'? And it used to be under the control of Emu. You didn't even say a word, and you denied all the things he ordered. If you don’t know, you think you have a problem with him.” Yu Yuntao smiled and replied: “So I have to ask Emu about everything?” My aunt was startled when she heard this, and smiled softly: “Of course I didn’t mean that. I'm just saying that everyone is a family, and it's better to discuss everything." Yu Yuntao still smiled: "Family? When will Emu and you finally get married?" Aunt Yi Miao's face turned green, Can't say a word.

As we all know, my aunt will not marry Yi Miao.Yi Miao came from a poor family, and her vision is not very high. To achieve the position of vice president today, it is a lie to say that it is not because of her aunt.He obviously eats soft food and wants to marry his aunt very much.Although my aunt also likes him very much, but "drunk and still sober", she will definitely not marry him, not to mention Master Yu will not agree.This incident can be said to be a heart disease for the couple. When Yu Yuntao mentioned it, both of them were speechless.

Yi Miao felt that she had been emptied out, and she complained to Yu Yuntao, but it was a soft nail again.

Yu Yuntao also always smiled slightly towards Yi Miao, looking very graceful.Yi Miao thought: You are the only one who can pretend.

Aunt and Yi Miao said together, "Mr. Yu has only been here for a long time, and you don't have time to offend him. Why did he suddenly have a problem with you? Think about it, didn't Xiao Nan say that Mr. Yu is now with Zhixuan?" Is the relationship on good terms? I think it’s probably because you offended Zhixuan so much that Zhixuan got in trouble.” After hearing this, Yi Miao felt reasonable: “That’s right! It must be him! I just said he was a villain. I coaxed Mr. Ren to be submissive, so I thought that while Mr. Yu didn't know him, I would strike first and talk about his mistakes in front of Mr. Yu. Unexpectedly, I still couldn't guard against it!" My aunt also nodded: " I think so too, this Zhixuan is really very skillful."

Zhixuan sneezed without paying attention.

Xiao Nan watched Zhixuan sneezed several times in a row, and said with concern: "Is Mr. Zhi okay? Did he catch a cold?" Zhixuan shook his head: "No." Xiao Nan said worriedly again: "But I have been watching Mr. Zhi all day I don’t have much energy.” Mr. Zhi rubbed his temples and said, “It’s just a little tired.” Xiao Nan looked at Zhixuan carefully and said, “Well, I think Mr. Zhi seems to have a sore waist and knees, lack of energy, dizziness and chills..." When Zhixuan heard this, he felt that everything was right, so he asked, "What kind of disease is this?" Xiaonan replied in a low voice, "Kidney deficiency." When Zhixuan heard this, his face was full of anger: "What nonsense are you talking about!" Xiaonan saw Zhixuan Furious, he also realized that he was really too bad at speaking, how could he say that he was suffering from kidney deficiency, so he had to keep his mouth shut.There was an awkward silence.After a long while, Zhixuan said, "Then... how to mend it?"

Then, Xiaonan's reading account added "Kidney is good, talent is good", "Kidney Recipe", "Huangdi Neijing: Kidney Strategy"...

Xiao Nan believes that the secretary's duty is to solve problems for the boss, so he accepts everything, but quietly removes his girlfriend from the shared reading account.These days, he is always working overtime, which has made his girlfriend very dissatisfied. If he asks his girlfriend to find out his latest book list, I am afraid that he will soon return to the ranks of one-handed dogs.

Xiao Nan frankly shared the location of his iPhone with his girlfriend, allowing her to check his whereabouts in real time.In addition to using high technology, my girlfriend also tried tactics such as staying downstairs and found that Xiao Nan was really working overtime and did not lie.Therefore, this girlfriend had to sigh: "Don't your bosses have their own private lives?" Xiao Nan sighed and said, "Not only the bosses, but even our bosses don't have a private life. These two big men face each other day and night and depend on each other. Maybe this is The price paid by successful people!" My girlfriend always felt that something was wrong after hearing this.

Mr. Zong Zhuo, who "faces each other day and night and depends on each other for life" with the boss, also discovered the strangeness of this mode of life.

He was with Yu Yuntao at work, and with Yu Yuntao after get off work.Originally, this was fine, because the two major events of the CEO handover and Gu's cooperation made the company chaotic, and the sea was flying, and no one could live in peace.Zhixuan doesn't have much free time, and it feels okay to eat and have sex with Yu Yuntao during the period.

Now that the busy work has come to an end, he can take a breather, but Zhixuan finds that he is a little out of breath.Yu Yuntao wondered if he was too free, and kept staring at Zhixuan.For example, during the daytime today, when Zhixuan made a call on his mobile phone, Yu Yuntao asked, "Why don't you use the company phone?" Zhixuan had to admit embarrassingly that he had made a private call during working hours, and promised not to do it again.Yu Yuntao sized him up with scrutiny, which made Zhixuan feel uncomfortable.What's more, when Zhixuan went to the bathroom and stood there, he just opened his trousers, and Yu Yuntao followed him in.Zhixuan was so embarrassed that he wanted to urinate, but it was difficult to put the bird back, so he had to bite the bullet and drip. At this moment, Xiao Nan came from the door, with a "sure enough kidney deficiency" expression floating across his face.

Xiaonan considerately sent Zhixuan the contact information of a great doctor of traditional Chinese medicine, and Zhixuan also received it secretly.The more sneaky Zhixuan was, the more Yu Yuntao chased and intercepted him, just like a hawk catching chickens, playing with the heartbeat.

After Yu Yuntao learned of the existence of "Langlang", he became suspicious. He always felt that even Zhixuan's breath was like his ex.

As for Zhixuan, he only wanted to invigorate the kidneys.

Zhixuan secretly added WeChat, the great doctor of traditional Chinese medicine, and was surprised to find that he was a young man when he looked at the avatar.But this is also very good, and it is easy for young people to chat.Zhixuan said that he would go to see a doctor when he was free.The master briefly asked about Zhixuan's situation, and said to him in a very general way: "That's all? I don't think you have any shit, but you have done too much." Zhixuan was extremely ashamed and angry for a while.The master gave the doctor's advice: "Exercise more and have less sex, you can't go wrong." Zhixuan looked at the strategy of nourishing the kidney, and he also said abstinence.That would be troublesome, Zhixuan thought.

Through the glass of the office, Yu Yuntao saw Zhixuan holding the phone mysteriously, blushing for a while, and fell into distress for a while, this... this is very suspicious.

What's even more amazing is that Zhixuan began to reject Yu Yuntao's courtship.

"Stop it, aren't you sleepy?" Zhixuan asked anxiously.Yu Yuntao's ears were about to droop: "You...don't you like it?" Zhixuan pretended to be cold and said, "Who likes it all the time!" Yu Yuntao had nothing to say, he couldn't force X him, and now he had to swipe Favorability.He smiled thoughtfully, walked out of the bedroom, opened "One Hundred Ways to Make TA Forget His Ex" on his phone, and made a negative comment under "Chapter 1: Love is Made".

"Trash." Yu Yuntao commented, "Big trash." It was a waste of his carefully researched new moves.

Yu Yuntao moved to "Let Your Sex Friend Fall in Love with You". In Chapter 1, it stated that "If you want to develop a serious dating relationship with your sex friend, then don't limit all activities to bed!" go down.

On the contrary, Zhixuan felt that his rejection was too rude just now, so he walked to the living room with a pillow in his arms to apologize to Yu Yuntao, but he saw Yu Yuntao holding a reader in one hand and an electronic pen in the other hand to mark, very serious.Zhixuan didn't dare to disturb him, so he went back to sleep.

It's hard to say whether it's kidney deficiency, but Zhixuan is really tired recently, sleeping until the sun is up.If it wasn't for the smell of Yu Yuntao's cooking curry being too strong, he might not have woken up yet.

Zhixuan slept for a long time, and when he woke up he was hungry, seduced by the rich food aroma, and ran towards the source of the aroma with his slippers on.It is true that Yu Yuntao is more efficient. Not only has he cooked the meal almost, but he has also finished reading "Let Your Sex Friend Fall in Love with You" and "The Law of Unstoppable Charm".Zhixuan's hair was disheveled and he burrowed into the fragrant pot. Yu Yuntao looked at him and said, "You look like a chicken coop..." In the middle of saying this, Yu Yuntao suddenly remembered the "Praise each other more" written in the book. Suddenly, he changed his words and said, "It looks like a golden phoenix came out of the chicken coop..." Zhixuan looked at Yu Yuntao with a dazed expression.Yu Yuntao also felt that his eloquence was still not up to par, so he had to change the subject in embarrassment: "Have you brushed your teeth?" Zhixuan didn't think too much, and ran to brush his teeth while saying, "Pick out the carrots for me!" Yu Yuntao said coldly: "Picky eaters will get pockmarks!" But he suddenly remembered "don't be sarcastic", so he said abruptly, "But you look good with pockmarks too."

Zhixuan looked at Yu Yuntao's smirk, felt uncomfortable all over, and just said: "Okay, just eat it, don't engage in such cynicism."

"Me? Cynicism?" Yu Yuntao was about to scold, "Obviously you don't know what to do", but he swallowed it abruptly.

Mad, chasing men is such a hassle.

——Yu Yuntao cursed secretly.