Lactose intolerance

5.

Yu Xin is very busy, at least he can't meet Tan Yang every day.They would occasionally meet in a cake shop, and then go to the nearby snack bar to watch each other across a table for a meal, or nest in Yu Xin's van, eat hamburgers and drink Coke, and chat about recent events.Usually Tan Yang is talking and Yu Xin is listening.

Tan Yang said that the kindergarten where he works has many children, noisy and cute, and they are all little angels.

"Isn't Halloween coming in two days? We plan to hold an event in the garden to make everyone happy. Do you think it's fun for me to wear this outfit or this one?" He took out two pictures on his phone and asked Yu Xin to choose one. One is the shape of a zombie with bumpy eyes and bleeding chin, and the other is a funny superman makeup with underwear on the chest and a big S on the chest.His expression was very serious, and it could be seen that he was determined to scare or delight the child to death.

Just because his expression was too serious, Yu Xin didn't know how to answer him.Fortunately, Tan Yang was very considerate to bring this topic to an end on his own: "Why don't I put on zombie makeup, and you can wear Superman costume."

Yu Xin: "..."

Tan Yang was amused by his slightly wide-open eyes, unable to swallow: "I'm just kidding, our teacher only wears a mask at most."

He leaned over and kissed Yu Xin on the cheek, and praised him heavily: "Baby is so cute!" in the same tone as coaxing a little kid in his garden.

Yu Xin didn't discover Tan Yang's bad taste until today, and he couldn't help but find it funny when he was shocked.Sure enough, after staying with the child for a long time, will the character become so childish?

However, this naive person didn't feel that his IQ was in jeopardy in the eyes of someone, and he was still happily gnawing on the Big Mac burger, and put it in the bag when he couldn't finish it, and was going to take it home for dinner.

6.

Yu Xin's family runs a B&B. After his father retired, he started to manage the house, taking care of both the inside and outside of the B&B.Yu Xin likes three-dimensional sculptures. There are many works of modern artists in his homestay, such as Ju Ming and Xiang Jing. They can hold an exhibition. Because of this unique feature, their name is very famous on the Internet.Tan Yang can find it with a search. There are also a few donkey posts on Zhihu dedicated to Amway this homestay and the handsome owner of this homestay.

A female donkey friend reported: "The boss's height is 180cm by visual inspection, and his figure looks thin when he wears clothes and takes off his clothes. He has good driving skills, good cooking skills, good looks, looks very cold, and he hardly ever smiles. Yes, but my temper is quite good. A friend of mine got drunk in a bar near his home during a break-up trip, and the boss helped him carry it home. He even made hangover soup for him in the middle of the night! Super nice boss!"

Tan Yang browsed those posts and the comments below with great interest, which contained the address and contact information of the homestay, as well as a few sneak photos of the boss.The photos are hazy, some of Yu Xin is cooking, some of Yu Xin is standing behind the bar and answering the phone, and some of Yu Xin turned his head and looked directly at them. None of them seem to be recent. At that time, the top of Yu Xin’s head was still pierced With braids, thick black eyebrows, and flying eye tails, his expression is more stern than now, and he has an aura all over his body. When he frowned and looked over, a gust of cold air rushed out of the computer screen.

Young and preoccupied, Tan Yang is really curious about him.

Like a cat that tasted fish for the first time, he threw himself on Yu Xin with all his heart.It's just that he forgot to read a book before, and there was a sentence in it, which vaguely said: All love begins with curiosity.

All love begins with curiosity and ends with indifference. ——Zhang Dachun.

7.

On Halloween night, when Tan Yang got off work from kindergarten, Bai Qianqian leaned out of the car across the road and waved to him: "Xiao Yang, this way!"

Tan Yang trotted over.Bai Qianqian was sitting in the driver's seat, and Yang Chen was in the passenger seat. After Tan Yang got into the car, he threw a bag to him: "Here."

Tan Yang glanced at their outfits and said with a smile: "Athena and Saint Seiya tonight? Yang Chen, your headgear is too ugly."

Yang Chen had dark circles under his eyes from staying up late, and he said listlessly: "Qianqian did it." Bai Qianqian turned her head and gave Tan Yang a white look, reached out to help Yang Chen's head, and coaxed: "Obviously very handsome and very handsome." Cool!" Tan Yang hummed twice: "It's still very cool!"

"Sorry to say Yang Chen! What about your own, isn't it just a cloak?"

Tan Yang took out the contents of the bag and put it on himself: "It is enough for a wizard to have a cloak."

"Simplicity! I'll put on makeup for you later!"

"No, I have a mask."

"You'd rather have a mask than me! I'm not alive! What's the point of me being alive?"

"...Yang Chen takes care of your woman."

When Yu Xin called, Tan Yang had just vomited once in the toilet of the bar, and he rubbed the dirty black cloak and stuffed it directly into the trash can in the corner.

After rinsing his mouth and washing his face, he lay down on the sink to answer the phone.Yu Xin asked him, "Where is it?"

Tan Yang looked at the logo on the hand sanitizer bottle in the stands, and said, "Chasing style."

"The one on Fengyin Street?"

"Bingo!"

The other side paused: "I'm going to find you?"

"Okay! Darling, let's have a blast!" He was actually clear-headed, but excited, and his mouth was full of trains.

Yu Xin: "...there is a hotel next to Zhuishi, called EightNight, go and get a room."

8.

Slapping away the salty pig's hand that was groping on his chest and buttocks, and crossing the dance floor where the demons danced wildly, Tan Yang opened up a couple who were madly kissing at their booth, and said to Athena, one of the couple: "I We made an appointment, let's make an appointment another day."

Athena moved her face closer in a daze: "Okay, give me a kiss..."

Tan Yang exchanged cheek-to-face kisses with her, then threw away her hands wrapped around him, and called Yang Chen before pulling away to leave: "Do you want me to call you a substitute driver first?" Yang Chen shook his head and opened his mouth. He breathed out a mouthful of alcohol: "No, we will all rest tomorrow, and we won't be going home tonight." As he spoke, he pulled back Athena, who kept slipping into Tan Yang's arms, and locked her in her arms.

Tan Yang patted Athena's shaggy hair on the head, smiled and walked away.

The chase-style Halloween carnival night was held together with several bars around, and the scene was huge and frenzied, including a gay bar club.After throwing away Tan Yang's cloak, he only wore a thin black V-neck sweater, which was close to the skin, and the muscle lines were clearly outlined. The lower body was paired with tight trousers of the same color and ankle boots, making his legs look slender and straight , kicking, kicking, stepping out of a coquettish road.

Sure enough, someone robbed.

A big hand stretched out abruptly, hooking Tan Yang by the waist.He is in his thirties, in a suit and shirt, without a tie, his hair is pulled back, a few strands of hair are scattered, his eyes are calm, and his lips are slightly smiling, like an office worker who just got off work and came out to hunt at night.

"Long time no see," the warm smell of wine puffed behind Tan Yang's ears, "Xiao Yang."

Tan Yang blocked the other party's kisses that fell on the side of the neck and face with his backhand, and smiled: "I'm sorry, Mr. You, I have an appointment tonight."

"It's okay, if it's you, I don't mind being together." The other party said.

Tan Yang smiled vaguely, he said: "But, if it were you, I would feel disgusted."

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