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It was Cheng Xia who rescued Shi Xu in the end, and it was time for Cinderella's appearance soon, he single-handedly drove Shi Xu onto the stage.

Not long after Shi Xu came on stage, the camera was adjusted to face Cinderella. Although Han Hai’s cameraman was not professional, he couldn’t capture the effect of a face-slapping on the screen like a film and television variety show, but it was still not enough to take a clear picture of the actor’s face. questionable.

So not long after Cheng Xia pushed Shi Xu up, the audience was bursting with laughter—it's not their fault, it's because Shi Xu's masculine facial features and figure are too inconsistent with Cinderella.

When Cheng Xia came out from the backstage, he could hear the students in the front row saying: "Oh my god! Who is this big brother? He bravely dedicated his body to play Cinderella hahahahaha!"

Cheng Xia couldn't help laughing even more when he heard it, and kept poking his head to look at the big screen. At this time, Shi Xu had already acted out the scene where he met the injured prince in the wild, rescued him, and fell in love with him at first sight—this scene is Cheng Xia added it on purpose, in order to make Cinderella's love at first sight for the prince more logical.

However, although the plot is love at first sight, the lines do not feel like love at first sight at all. If there is no narration in front to remind the audience that "Cinderella fell in love with the prince at first sight", many people would probably think that this is deliberately scolding the prince.

Cinderella: "Oh, God, look at what a handsome man this is. His thin figure is pitiful, his lips are as red as blood, and his black eyebrows seem to be painted on with a paintbrush. The breath of culture."

At this time, the camera just cut to Prince Yu Xiaoyan's face, specially emphasizing her two funny eyebrows.

Audience: ...are you serious?

Soon Cinderella rescued the prince with the ancestral medicine passed down from her mother. How reassuring to see her red cheeks look like two red apples, even the size of the blush is so similar..."

The camera deliberately turned to Shi Xu's cheeks, the two places where blush was deliberately applied.

Audience: Is this intentional to satirize Cinderella? ?

Although the jokes in the stage play were all thought up by non-professionals, fortunately, the students at the scene were not so strict with the school celebration performance. With the atmosphere of the scene, many people were driven to laugh out loud.So far, the stage play is still very successful.

Seeing that it was about to be the second scene where Cheng Xia played, he hurriedly prepared, but when he turned around, he found Qi Bianrong staring at him with an inexplicable look.

Cheng Xia: "...what?"

Qi Bianrong was silent for a while, then mumbled: "It's nothing."

Cheng Xia didn't care about him, and just dragged his wizard robes and ran to the back of the screen to wait for the stage.

Qi Bianrong walked out of the backstage and stared at the big screen. He saw that Cheng Xia would soon enter the stage. As soon as he appeared, the camera gave a close-up, causing many people to exclaim.

The little wizard is a stubborn person. He is very obsessed with his magic, even if he knows he can't do it, he still wants to try it. He sticks to the belief that "effort is everything".As soon as he appeared on the stage, he was kicked out of the house by the previous client. The reason was that the little wizard couldn't make jam but insisted on trying it. As a result, he threw chili sauce on the client's baked apple pie.

As soon as the little wizard was kicked out, he was lucky enough to be picked up by Cinderella. After Cinderella mistook his gender and helped him braid and gave him food, the little wizard believed that Cinderella was Good guy, wanted to repay her.

Cinderella: "Then can you make me beautiful? I want to be the most beautiful girl at the prince's birthday party so that the prince will marry me."

The little wizard blinked his eyes, causing the front of the screen to laugh idiotically, and then said bluntly: "This is too difficult."

Cinderella sighed, expressing sadly that she only had this one wish, if the little wizard couldn't fulfill it, then she would have nothing else to worry about, Cinderella—— Shi Xu said while rushing to become the little Xia wizard She winked, then tried to squeeze out sporadic tears, and looked at him aggrievedly.

The cameraman couldn't capture Cinderella's sudden addition, but Cheng Xia could easily receive that wink.

Cheng Xia: "..."

If Shi Xu winked at him at ordinary times, he would definitely accept it happily, but now Shi Xu is wearing unappetizing smoky makeup and a puff-sleeved dress, Cheng Xia has no intention of being charming anymore. , he just wanted to burst out laughing, and shake off the goosebumps all over his body by the way.

Cheng Xia tried hard to steady himself and continued to read the little wizard's monologue, but he couldn't hold back the absurdity: "Hey, alas, I really want to help this kind girl, but I don't have that ability, I can't make people feel like they are To be beautiful can only make people ugly."

"That's right!" The little wizard held up his wand, and suddenly thought of a way, "I can make the prince ugly, so that Cinderella and the prince can be together!"

Originally, in this performance, the little wizard should seriously think about his ideas, but Cheng Xia's laughter evoked by Shi Xu could not be calmed down, so the little wizard's face always had a layer of vagueness. smile.

Zhang Yu looked at the audience for a while, and felt goose bumps were aroused by Cheng Xia's vague smile: "Why does the wizard smile so strangely? He can't be the big boss behind him, right? He deliberately doesn't let Cinderella and the prince Together??"

Yu Xiaoyan was dying of anxiety watching from the audience: "What is Cheng Xia doing?"

At this time, a girl in class one who did not participate in the rehearsal was full of stars: "Does the script of this play in our class make the wizard a villain? He deliberately made the prince ugly, right?"

Yu Xiaoyan turned her head in silence, and opened her mouth in doubt: "Huh?"

The girl had a smile on her face: "Is that so? It's so touching!"

Yu Xiaoyan looked at the girl and swallowed the explanation: It seems that Cheng Xia didn't ruin the stage play?I think everyone likes this drama more...

Soon Yu Xiaoyan had no time to worry about it, because it was time for her to play.

The audience in the audience talked a lot, and the stage play was still going on. The little wizard secretly came to the prince's palace and turned the prince ugly, but the magic can only take effect after twelve o'clock in the evening, so the prince didn't even realize that he was being captured Under a spell.

The wizard accompanied Cinderella to the prince's birthday party. Cinderella thought she would not be favored by the prince, but the prince had an impression of her, so she invited her to dance all night.

Everything was so beautiful, until after twelve o'clock, the prince turned ugly in front of Cinderella. Cinderella was frightened, dropped the prince and ran on the spot, leaving behind a cloth shoe.

The prince was very sad when he changed back to the original the next day. He mobilized soldiers all over the country to look for his beloved girl, and wanted to ask her if she couldn't accept her ugly self?

The found Cinderella silently looked at the handsome and sad prince in front of her. In the end, she couldn't refuse such a prince. She said, "I was just scared last night."

The little wizard interjected at this time: "Don't you all like the prince last night? Then I can make him change back."

The prince and Cinderella were ecstatic and shouted for you to hurry up.

The little wizard waved his wand again, and the dry ice filled the stage again. The ugly prince played by Yang Ning took this opportunity to exchange with the beautiful prince played by Yu Xiaoyan. When the dry ice dispersed, Cinderella found heartbroken that the prince—— Again, changed, ugly, again!

The little wizard said innocently: "I'm sorry, I seem to have mistaken the magic again, the prince may have to keep like this forever."

Prince and Cinderella: "..."

The audience in the audience couldn't control their prehistoric power at this time, and sharpened their knives at the wizard: "The wizard did it on purpose, right? Such a standard example of a brat! He won't be caught by the prince's guards for such a fool." up?"

The person next to him had already been soured by the blood-soaked plot, and said numbly, "Do you expect anything logical to happen in this stage play?"

Soon the audience stopped whispering, because the final blow of Cinderella in this insane stage play finally appeared.

Cinderella turned to face the prince and said, "Your Highness, I think I can answer your question just now."

She wiped the corners of her eyes sadly, as if she was really wiping her tears: "I can't accept such an ugly you!"

Audience: "..." That's right, this is really the era of looking at faces!

Originally, the stage play was supposed to end at this place, but Yu Xiaoyan just got inspiration from the girl who said "with emotion", and decided to add a very small play on the spur of the moment.

Yu Xiaoyan confessed to Cheng Xia and Shi Xu: "Cheng Xia asked Cinderella, 'Would you like to live with me?', Shi Xu, you just need to answer 'I do'. It's very simple, right? Go up play!"

Cheng Xia and Shi Xu were caught up on the stage. Before the curtain was drawn, Cheng Xia whispered to Shi Xu: "Why do I feel that the changes are getting worse? Is this turning into a love triangle?"

Shi Xu has long stopped paying attention to his own role, and he deeply knows that the more he pays attention, the more likely he will be pissed off, so now he only pays attention to the "I do" he will say to Cheng Xia later.

Shi Xu didn't hear what Cheng Xia was muttering at all, but flirted in the dark on his own: "You must say yes to me when you go home, otherwise I will suffer too much."

Cheng Xia thought of the line that he was about to read later, which was like a wedding vow, and he was a little bit excited at the same time with embarrassment: "What's the disadvantage here... Uh, what did you say? Let me go back and say it again? It's ok."

Shi Xu raised his eyebrows, thinking that it was too easy for Cheng Xia to agree this time, and there seemed to be something wrong?

But there was no time for him to think about it, the curtain had already been drawn.He and Cheng Xia recounted the lines according to what Yu Xiaoyan said. Both of them had ulterior motives, and when they talked about the lines with private goods, this line turned out to be the most heartwarming part in the whole play.

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Class One's performance this time was still very successful. Although many people said that the plot was simply blind, it also left a deep impression on them from another aspect. In the end, the number of votes received by their stage play turned out to be 10000%. The one with the most games won the first place and won a bonus of [-].

When the school officials came to present the awards to the representative Shi Xu, their faces were very subtle, because the performances were prepared by student leaders. As leaders, they only cared about the program list before, and thought it was normal when they saw the "stage play "Cinderella"" Unexpectedly, it turned out to be an adapted version of "Cinderella".

Although the number of votes for this stage play is high, the content is too difficult to explain in a single word. They are still secretly discussing whether to black-box this time and let the first class lose the election-but in the end they were stopped by the leaders because they voted for "Cinderella" this time There are simply too many people, and the black box is easy to see.

School official: "Congratulations to Class One, Senior One, for getting the first place. Our teachers all think that your stage play this time is...excellent, and I really want to ask, why did you change Cinderella into such a story?"

Shi Xu was invited to accept the award as the monitor of Class One, Senior One, and he was also the one who faced this problem head-on.He is well aware of the reason why the leaders like "Wei Guangzheng". Their stage play this time is really not pleasing to the leaders, so it is inevitable for him to make up for it with nonsense: "This stage play seems to be Comedies are actually used to satirize the value of 'everything depends on appearance'. We all know that in recent years, some people..."

Shi Xu babbled for a long time, the key point was to insist that "the stage play is to satirize the idea that appearance is everything", and then bluffed a bit, saying that they are promoting correct values, hoping that the new generation of young people can abandon "everything depends on appearance". "This kind of view is not at all in line with the values ​​of social coreism balabala

Shi Xu talked a lot of nonsense, until he saw the leaders' brows finally relaxed, he made a concluding statement with confidence, then put down the microphone and left the stage holding the trophy.

Shi Xu was warmly welcomed by everyone when he left the stage, some wanted to touch the trophy, and some came to laugh at his official mouth.

"The squad leader really deserves to be the squad leader, he even speaks so officially hahaha!"

Shi Xu slandered: What do you know? If it is not official, I am afraid I will wear small shoes in the future.

Shi Xu suddenly thought of Cheng Xia, and grabbed Cheng Xia who was wandering on the side eating the snacks fed by the fans (who just rose today), and whispered in his ear: "Don't forget the promise you said tonight."

Only then did Cheng Xia remember what he had promised Shi Xu on stage, his ears gradually burned up, and he smirked, "Ah? Wasn't it a joke?"

Shi Xu gave him a meaningful look: "What do you think?"

The author has something to say: Cheng Xia: I feel broad.