Old Xu used the method of keeping a dog to fall in love

Hello everyone, my name is Jiang Liren.I am dizzy now.

I had a fever, a high fever, and then my mother insisted that I live in his house.

I live.

Actually, I didn't plan to go back either.It is much better to have my mother and elder sister's enthusiastic care at home than I am in my own rental house.

I just need to worry that I won't have those horrible dreams again in the middle of the night and say things I shouldn't say in the middle of the night.

Now I am so happy that I am in heaven.

"Get up, take your medicine." My mother entered the room with the antipyretic medicine.My mother cleaned my room again so that I can go back.

I got up on the bed.

My sick face froze.Mom, what is the antipyretic medicine in your hand?

Why did you come in with ibuprofen?Mom, I'm already an adult, and ibuprofen is an antipyretic for children!

"I think I shouldn't take this medicine." I said weakly.

Don't tell me you don't know, you will be shocked when you say it.My voice was terribly hoarse.It is said that the voice of a male duck compliments my voice.

"You have been taking this medicine since you were a child. You used to take it when you had a fever. It is much better than the useless ones on the market!" Mom said.While talking, he twisted open the bottle of ibuprofen suspension, took out the attached small measuring cup, and poured 10ml for me carefully.

I looked at the orange ibuprofen in front of me, which had an unknown smell, but it smelled very bad anyway, and I swallowed.

It hurts!Throat hurts to swallow saliva.

"I was like, should we go to the doctor? Have the doctor give me some capsules?" I was about to cry.

Ibuprofen is really hard to drink. What fruit flavor, orange color, children's favorite.But the smell is really bad, I don't want to drink it.

My mother glared at me and yelled, "Drink quickly!"

Under the threat of my mother, I drank ibuprofen like a strong man cutting his wrist.

It was really too bad to drink. I picked up the cup next to me and wanted to drink water to wash away the taste in my mouth.

As a result, I saw my mother pick up the water glass and flush the water into the small measuring cup.

The clear and transparent water was immediately stained orange by the evil ibuprofen.God! ! !

My mother held the ibuprofen, smiled and said to me: "Drink it."

I am like a concubine in the deep palace, and my mother is the one who comes to give poisoned wine.

Like drinking the dead wine before leaving, I feel bored!

After one sip, there is another.

After three times of flushing, my mother said: "This is the only way to drink the residue, otherwise it will not be effective enough."

Mom, I am already an adult, this ibuprofen is not effective enough for me.And now my mouth is full of ibuprofen, an indescribably disgusting feeling.

I don't know if my mother cares about me, or because I didn't like to drink ibuprofen before, so my mother knows.Mom took out something for me to contain.

Mom said: "Come, take a bite of tangerine peel to get rid of the smell of ibuprofen."

Wait a minute, Mom.I don't like to eat tangerine peel, did you forget that you just ranted at the dinner table before saying that I don't like to eat tangerine peel?What do you mean by giving me tangerine peel now?Shouldn't you give me a piece of candy?

"I don't like to eat..." Before I could finish, my mother interrupted me.

"Dried tangerine peel quenches thirst, and has the effects of drying dampness and phlegm, relieving greasy and lasting fragrance, reducing adverse flow and relieving vomiting. It's just right for you. Eat it quickly." My mother said.

Well, in fact, my mother didn't ask the tangerine peel to get rid of the smell of ibuprofen, but just wanted me to eat this piece of universal tangerine peel that can cook and cure diseases.

Too sweet, too unpalatable.

"Have a good rest, don't play with your phone if you have nothing to do, it's not good for your eyes." After my mother finished talking about me, she covered me with a quilt, a big thick quilt, and said in her mouth: "Sweating all over the place. Enough."

Well, Mom, that’s not how fever is cured.The fever should be to let me dissipate heat. I shouldn't wrap me tightly with a big quilt.

Unfortunately, my mother left, and took my precious mobile phone with her when she left.

I lay on the bed and closed my eyes.Then I heard—

Red middle, white board, touch, four...

mom!You just said that looking at your phone is not good, why are you playing mahjong on your mobile phone by yourself!Is it really okay for you to have such a double standard! ! !

I sigh deeply.

Although it is a medicine for children, it is also helpful to me.I fell asleep, and when I was in a daze, I saw someone came in and touched my forehead.

Early the next morning, I woke up and used the thermometer on the bedside table.

I feel my spirits are much better, not as groggy as yesterday.My bones don't hurt as much as before.

I checked my body temperature just now, it was 37 degrees.

The fever is gone.

I lifted the quilt and saw the super thick big padded jacket at the end of the bed.I sighed, but smiled again and put on the big padded jacket.

After going out of the room, I saw my elder sister coming, and she was cooking with my mother.It's so early, I probably heard the news that I had a fever yesterday, so I came to see me early in the morning. My sister is so kind to me.

Brother-in-law and dad are also sitting at the dining table waiting for dinner.

When my brother-in-law saw me, he asked softly, "Is it better?" My family really loves me.

Dad gave me a sideways look, and said forcefully: "Such a big man can't even take care of himself, and he even has a fever." Although Dad is a bit arrogant, I can accept it, machismo, I understand.

I smiled, pulled out the chair and sat down.

I thought it would be a normal breakfast today, but I didn't expect that today's breakfast would be porridge.

My mother specially cooked white porridge for me, and said: "You are not in good health now, eat a bowl of white porridge to clear your stomach. When you recover from your illness, I will make you a good meal."

Mom, I don't think my body is so weak. I don't need to make me eat porridge like I'm seriously ill.

Looking at my brother-in-law quietly, Dad and the others took out mustard greens to eat with porridge.I stretched out my chopsticks, the target - mustard!

The old lady knocked my chopsticks off and said: "After hitting the brain, it still burns the brain? Don't you get angry if you eat mustard greens now? Are you waiting for the disease to get worse? Do you still want to be caught by the door?" Brains?" The old lady was still so venomous.

I see that you care about my body, so I don't care about it with you.snort.

Because of my illness, my mouth was already bitter, and the tasteless white porridge made it even more bitter in my mouth.

As I was eating, I felt something was wrong, why did it smell like tangerine peel.

I asked, "Is there tangerine peel in the white porridge?"

My mother said: "Of course, tangerine peel is good, it can produce body fluid, quench thirst, and cure diseases." My mother said to me with a face of course.

? ? ?What disease?Isn't tangerine peel just an ingredient?

My mother continued: "Your tangerine peel costs thousands of yuan a catty, finish these porridge soon."

I looked at a large piece of tangerine peel that I just pulled out from the porridge.I don't know whether to ask 'what kind of tangerine peel can sell for thousands of dollars' or 'the tangerine peel is not so effective'.

A man is a man, so he won't trip over a piece of tangerine peel.I ate this piece of tangerine peel like yesterday.

After eating one piece, there is another piece.I lost my sense of taste

I pretended to say: "I'm full, so I don't want to eat." I don't want to eat white porridge or tangerine peel.I'll go out and eat something else later.

My mother looked at each other angrily, and said, "Why are you full? Can a bowl fill your stomach? I cooked a pot for you."

After eating a bowl, there is another bowl.

After I finished three big bowls, I was really full.I'm already soulless, eating porridge and eating tangerine peel machines.

Mom picked up my bowl again, and I hurriedly said: "Mom, I'm really full, I'm full!"

Er Kang hand! ! ! !No! ! ! !

My mother glanced at me, then at the pot, and finally... gave me another half bowl.

"Just finish eating." Mom said.

I looked at the half bowl of porridge in front of me, and there were one big and two small tangerine peels in it.

I glanced at my father, who didn't even look at me when he was eating porridge or noodles.

Glancing at my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law smiled and said, "Mom, the white porridge you made is really delicious." The brother-in-law praised his mother with a smile on his face.

Glancing at the elder sister, the elder sister said, "Do you still want the tangerine peel?" The elder sister turned over her bowl and took out a piece of tangerine peel: "Seeing that you are my younger brother, I gave it to you. I don't want it for others." Here." I put this piece of tangerine peel in my bowl.

I was shocked by the old lady's behavior.

"You still want it?" The old lady looked at me in a daze and asked in doubt.There are also a lot of uneaten tangerine peels in her bowl, and the old lady doesn't like to eat tangerine peels either!

Ahhh!The old sister is using the name of love to give the tangerine peel she doesn't like to her helpless, cute and sick brother!

Is this my sister?Sister, won't your conscience hurt if you treat your brother like this!

"I don't want to anymore." My brows turned into an 'eight' shape.

This is no longer a strong man breaking his wrist. This is a more terrifying and terrifying plot than "The strong man, you have it", which makes the strong man uncomfortable.

With a heavy heart, I ate four pieces of tangerine peel, two big and two small, and drank the bland, tasteless white porridge.

It's really sweet, bitter, and I want to cry.

After I finished the breakfast that wiped out my soul, my mother came over with medicine.

Fortunately, it is not ibuprofen, it is an ordinary capsule medicine.

I just swallowed it with water and no pressure.

These capsules are quite good, neither bitter nor sweet, and you will be fine if you swallow them.The person who invented ibuprofen didn't know if he had a grudge against children and made it so unpalatable.

After taking the medicine, I wrapped myself in a small blanket and curled up on the sofa playing with my phone.

After I opened the communication software, what I saw was a message.

【What about your three meals? 】Sent by Ms. Xu Wenhua.

I checked the time and chat history.

Omg, I had a fever yesterday and I was just groggy and then I forgot!

I hurriedly replied: [I had a fever yesterday, and then I forgot to mention it as I fell asleep. (._.) I'm sorry~]

Here, I want to say something.Since I chatted with Ms. Wenhua for a long time, and Ms. Wenhua has been very concerned about my three meals.I also made it a habit to report to him what I ate.

Ms. Wenhua didn't reply to me, probably because she was busy.

Hmm...I want to sleep.

The author has something to say:

Last quiz: The author went to interview Lao Xu last time, and then Lao Xu just smiled and said nothing.Laughing so that the author flustered.So I don't know the answer.

Guess in this issue: How will Lao Xu raise dogs?

A: Just train the dog to sit down, not move, lie down, and give hands.

B: The dog was neutered.

C: Shave off all the hair on the dog.

Preview: If I have a fever, can I check the murder painting? Is the cartoonist the owner of the murder painting?If you can predict what will happen next, just comment and you will know.