Don't call me a cookie [eSports]

"Cookies, your delivery!"

"understood."

Xia Ran threw down his phone and immediately came over to unpack the package.

Others looked at the cardboard box in front of them that was almost as big as a washing machine: "What's inside?"

He pretended to be mysterious: "A good thing that can make our team ten times stronger."

Old Sun made a good start: "Viagra?"

Erha: "Action movie?"

Brother Hao: "Silicon doll?"

Rong Mo: "Sex toys?"

Yan Yi: "Above."

……

Xia Ran criticized them righteously: "You are not worthy of being successors of socialism!"

Yan Yi said "Oh" first: "But your ears are red."

"Fuck!" He subconsciously covered his ears with his hands.

Then there was a burst of laughter in the base: "My team's mid laner is really innocent."

Xia Ran waited for them to finish laughing with a look of hopelessness, and retaliated by punching Yan Yi on the back with his fist:

"Come over and give me a hand when you've laughed enough."

Then say to others: "Close your eyes quickly, I say open them to open them."

"Okay, okay." Everyone followed him.

Xia Ran asked Yan Yi to hold one side of the banner, while he held the other side and slowly rolled it up: "You can open your eyes."

So they saw a red banner with a white and eye-catching line:

[One day when the tiger returns to the mountain, half the sky will be stained with blood. 】

"Just ask if you are cool!"

Everyone stays where they are: What is the situation with this overwhelmed second feeling...

The response was not as enthusiastic as he had imagined, so he asked Yan Yi to show several pictures for him:

[When the sea reaches the end, I am the shore, and when the mountain climbs to the top, I am the peak. 】

[Who has no tiger to fall in Pingyang, when I rise again. 】

[One day I will travel to the horizon, and the gods will kneel beside me. 】

……

"How? How?" Xia Ran asked them expectantly.

"Hey, let's hand over the microphone to Brother Hao!" Lao Sun and Erha hurriedly pushed Brother Hao out.

"Then what, haha... I feel like returning to the college entrance examination."

"That's right!" Xia Ran clapped his hands: "We need this kind of blood-boiling feeling! There is only one week left before the qualifiers, and we are going to launch the final sprint to the two places that will enter the regular season!"

"Well said!" Rong Mo was successfully brainwashed by Xia Ran: "Everyone helps Tianbing hang up these banners in the base."

Xia Ran continued to move the things in the big cardboard box outside:

"Look, there is also a flag with our team logo printed on it. This is a headscarf with the words "must win"...By the way, I think we can change the slogan that the team shouts before the game to this sentence."

Everyone looked in the direction he pointed, and it really was the sentence on the first banner:

[One day when the tiger returns to the mountain, half the sky will be stained with blood. 】

At that time, the audience will be full of fans and fans, and the whole game will be broadcast live. After the five of them chanted such a shameful slogan, they still have the nerve to play the game?

Lao Sun and the others winked at Yan Yi: "Ahem, we listen to the captain, and if the captain agrees, we will be OK."

In the next second, Yan Yi saw Xia Ran quickly raised his head and looked at himself with dark, drooping eyes.

"Well, I agree."

"Yes!"

Xia Ran was as happy as a two-and-a-half-year-old child, raising his arms to high-five Yan Yi.

And the three of them just want to order "Yijianmei" for themselves...

So, they spent an hour hanging banners and inserting team flags, a bit like decorating their home before the Chinese New Year.

However, the original retro-industrial base instantly turned into a township fair...

In the following daily training, Brother Hao and the others proved with their actions what it means to be "straight in mouth and body". Although they dislike these rustic banners and slogans in their mouths, they are full of energy during training.Six people have also entered the mode of fully preparing for the budget competition.

This morning, Yan Yi and Rong Mo left in a hurry after receiving a call, saying that they had something to do at home, and the remaining four played the five-army duel mode and waited for them to come back.

"The hot girl is hot, the hot girl is hot..."

The doorbell of the base rang suddenly, and as soon as Xia Ran opened the door, he saw the school girl of the same class as him standing at the gate of the base.

When he was a freshman, the department asked him to give a speech at the opening ceremony of the school together with this girl, so that there was a rumor that he had an affair with this girl in the school for a while.

But what is this girl's name?

"Li Yirou?"

"It's me, long time no see."

He noticed that the girl had a polite smirk on her face, and her eyes kept looking into the base.

"Who's here?" Brother Hao asked him inside.

"A girl from our school."

So Brother Hao, Lao Sun, and Erha all came out to watch the fun.

Xia Ran asked her: "Uh, what are you doing here?"

Li Yirou finally expressed his intentions: "Is Yan Yi there? I want to have a few words with him."

Xia Ran just remembered that a few days ago Lin Zheng said that there was a school belle who had been squatting downstairs in the dormitory waiting for Yan Yi. The school belle who originally liked him was Li Yirou...

But what does she like about Yan Yi?

Do you like his personality that seems to have a sense of distance on the surface, but actually likes to play tricks on others?

Like the way he smokes?

Like his wonderful operation in the game?

He thought about it again, in fact, it is not uncommon for girls to like Yan Yi, after all, beauty is justice...

"Well, is Yan Yi at the base?"

Li Yirou asked again, and he came back to his senses: "It's not a coincidence for you to come, he is not at the base now."

"Then did he say when he'll be back?"

"Um, he didn't say that."

"Then I'll wait here for him to come back."

Seeing Li Yirou's infatuated look, he somehow wanted her to give up liking Yan Yi.

So he half-jokingly advised her:

"I said, girl, don't hang yourself on a tree. Brother Hao, Lao Sun, and Erha in our team are all talents, ten thousand times better than Yan Yi."

Then he saw his teammates shaking their heads in panic, signaling him to stop talking.

He smiled, and continued to say to Li Yirou beside him: "Look, they like to be modest, not like Yan Yi who is like [-] million."

"Well, don't be modest, this girl is quite suitable for you."

The smile on Xia Ran's face froze, he didn't need to turn his head to know who the speaker was.

Then, the person who was half a head taller than him passed by him and walked straight into the base.

Rong Mo persuaded Li Yirou to leave, and he and Yan Yi didn't speak a word to each other all day.

At night, after training, he collapsed on the bed, suddenly too tired to move his fingers.

After closing his eyes and resting for a while, he picked up his phone and swiped through Moments:

Taking selfies, accumulating likes, purchasing on behalf of others, evaluating, hugging the thighs of seniors and sisters...

He returned to the initial interface of WeChat, pretended to swipe down casually, and stopped after seeing the word "Yan Yi".

After hesitating for a full 2 ​​minutes, he clicked into that column——

The chat page between the two is empty.

Only then did Xia Ran realize that they hadn't chatted with each other once after they added WeChat.

Wouldn't you admit that you were cowardly?

So he immediately killed the idea of ​​making peace with Yan Yi.

So their cold war continued for several days.

The teammates watched anxiously, creating opportunities for them to reconcile from time to time, but the two parties did not buy it at all.

Rong Mo had no choice but to confirm to Yan Yi that the alliance collected information from the captain yesterday:

"Have you uploaded our team's player ID to the official system?"

Yan Yi nodded.

In this way, the day before the budget match, they went to the official studio to record the pre-match interview and the hard-talking segment that would be played before each game.

The six people sat apart after entering the studio, and the official female commentator of KPL sat on the left to interview them.

"Start filming now."

After the field affairs are played, the female commentator immediately enters the state:

"I am very happy to meet with Team TL today."

She might feel that the atmosphere in the shed was a bit dull, so she tried to liven it up: "I found that your team not only has a better appearance, but also a stronger aura."

Although Rong Mo had already told Xia Ran and Yan Yiqian before coming to the recording, these two ancestors were still in the same black-faced state in front of the camera as they were at the base. Could the aura be strong...

Afraid of being left alone, Rong Mo picked up the microphone and chatted with the female commentator.

The interview was carried out lukewarmly. The female commentator looked at the questions on the script and talked with Xia Ran out of selfishness:

"Before I came here, I was thinking that a boy who would use his game ID as a cookie must be cute and interesting. Looking at it today, your face is really youthful."

"what?"

Xia Ran uttered a moderate question, and corrected her: "My ID is Ran, burning burning."

The female commentator was unexpected: "Well, the league collected player IDs from the team captains a few days ago, and the official display shows that your ID name is a cookie."

After a few seconds of silence in the studio, "Yan Yi!"

Xia Ran stood up and rushed towards Yan Yi, and his teammates quickly stopped him in the runaway mode:

"Be patient with one hand and bear with the other."

"It's still an interview now, so the impact is not good."

After silently reciting the famous saying "The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable" three times in my heart, Xia Ran managed to suppress his anger, and turned to ask the female commentator, "Can the ID name still be changed?"

The female commentator was taken aback, thinking that this "sweet cake" was not sweet at all...

"Uh, in principle, players cannot change their names until the end of this season."

He immediately glared at Yan Yi viciously, but this guy actually hooked the corner of his mouth towards him with no shame? !

Very well, the cold war is over, and he wants to officially start a war against Yan Yi, who is keen to "exploit" himself!

With the support of other teammates, the interview session was barely recorded, and then a single-person video of harsh words was recorded.

Although it is a harsh word, it is actually an entertainment session to enliven the atmosphere before the game.

After Xia Ran entered the studio to record, Rong Mo walked up to Yan Yi:

"Sweet biscuit is a child's heart, but why did you do such a childish thing?"

"Because he looks better when he is angry than when he looks black at me."

What is this special hobby?

"It's over, it's over, you ate poisonous cakes, right?"

Yan Yi seemed to have thought of something, the corners of his mouth raised:

"Don't worry, I haven't eaten yet."

But sooner or later.

The author has something to say: PS: The slogan on the banner is a doggerel, not original by the author.