Don't call me a cookie [eSports]
Chapter 25 New Year Special
[Before reading: The timeline of the previous text was in the summer, that is, when the autumn competition has not yet started, and this special episode is a story that happened after many chapters. It can be regarded as a preview of the extra chapter and the following chapters. 】
Two months after the KPL Autumn Finals came to an end, TL players ushered in the Spring Festival.
Xia Ran's parents came to Shanghai from Xiamen to spend the New Year with their son.
To be precise, Yan Yi's parents should have invited their family to celebrate the New Year in Shanghai.
That's right, they had confessed to their family that they were together a few months ago.
Xia Ran originally thought that he would be hindered, but he didn't want Yan Yi to buy the hearts of his parents, and Yan Yi's mother actually brushed their CP to videos and fanfiction so many times So the relationship between the two quickly got the consent of the parents of both parties.
On New Year's Eve, the two mothers who usually kept their hands dry suddenly became interested in cooking, so Yan's mother knocked on the door of Yan Yi's room:
"Brother Yi, you and Cookie get up and help us go shopping."
Yan Yi woke up first, looking down at Xia Ran's sleeping face lying in her arms——
Half of his fair face was buried under the quilt by him, and the soft chestnut hair on his forehead was a little long, touching the roots of his eyelashes.
Yan Yi brushed aside the strand of hair that was disturbing his sleep, and kissed him lightly on the forehead before returning to his mother:
"Too lazy to go."
As soon as Yan's mother heard it, she knew that her son's dog couldn't change it... Bah, it's the lazy cancer that people can't change.
There was nothing wrong with him before, she knew how to deal with him since the appearance of the cookie:
"Really? Then I have to tell Cookie Mom truthfully that you are lazy..."
Yan Yi immediately changed his words: "I'll go."
"That's about the same. Hurry up, otherwise there will be traffic jams on the road."
At this moment, Xia Ran finally woke up, with a low hoarse voice that just woke up:
"What did Auntie say?"
Yan Yi watched his sleepy face poke out from under the quilt, his drooping eyes opened and closed because he was not used to the light, and the skin around his eyes wrinkled slightly like ripples...
Yan Yi's hand on Xia Ran's waist suddenly tightened, and said to the door:
"Give me five minutes."
Yan's mother gave a "puchi" smile: "Is it going to be done so soon?"
However, the two people in the room had no time to answer her...
Three or ten minutes later, Xia Ran and Yan Yi got dressed and came out of the room.
Yan's mother secretly glanced at the time and whispered:
"Such a time is reasonable."
"Huh?" Xia's mother on the side didn't hear clearly.
"Nothing, nothing."
She quickly changed the subject: "Brother Yi, sweet cake, come here and get the list."
The two of them walked over and petrified instantly when they saw the shopping list that was almost half their height.
Xia Ran murmured: "The Spring Festival Gala has started after buying these."
Xia's mother patted the back of his head: "Who told you to stay on the bed after ordering this?"
Who let himself be kissed by Yan Yi as soon as he woke up, and the whole set was done when he was fully awake.
He immediately gave Yan Yi a sharp look: "It's really not my fault."
Yan Yi answered immediately: "Blame me."
So he took the initiative to admit his mistakes and successfully won the favor of Xia Ma:
"Xiao Ran, you have to bear the blame yourself, don't always rely on Yan Yi to spoil you..."
Xia Ran couldn't help but grab the white: "Obviously it's Yan Yi..."
Then his mouth was covered by Yan Yi.
"Auntie, let's go buy things first."
Yan Yi immediately dragged Xia Ran out of the living room, and did not let go until they reached the entrance.
"Yan Yi! I'm obviously the one who helped you take the blame!"
Xia Ran threw a set of "Dharma Boxing" towards Yan Yi's back when he disagreed with each other.
Yan Yi smiled and grabbed his wrist: "Then do you want my image in front of Auntie to be good or not?"
"Nonsense, of course it is good."
"So you have no reason to be angry now."
Xia Ran was stunned for a moment, and was almost caught by him: "Brother Yi, it's a pity that you didn't become a representative of the Sophists."
"Thank you for the compliment."
Yan Yi smiled and rubbed the hair on his forehead.
According to the requirements on the list, they first drove to the supermarket to buy new year's goods.
After the two pushed the shopping cart to buy everything on the list, Xia Ran took Yan Yi straight to the snack area:
"Brother Yi, have you brought your card today?"
Yan Yi knew there was something in his words, so he deliberately said: "What? A well-known e-sports player with an annual salary of one million actually blackmailed me into buying him snacks?"
Xia Ran raised his head and smiled slyly at him:
"Of course, blackmailing you is a lifetime thing."
The two stood between the shelves.
Yan Yi looked at his bright black pupils, lowered her head and quickly pecked his lips.
"You actually engaged in a sneak attack!"
Yan Yi's deep voice rang in his ears:
"Sneak attacking you is also a lifetime thing."
After Xia Ran finished sweeping the snack area in a good mood, the two pushed a shopping cart full of hills to check out.
Passing through the clothing area during the period, Xia Ran's eyes suddenly lit up:
"Brother Yi, I remembered that it will be your birth year as soon as today is over, so I will give you a pair of red underwear as a New Year's gift."
"Okay, if you can feel comfortable with a pair of red underwear at night."
Xia Ran was instantly deflated: "Oh... then forget it."
The two had just walked a few steps, Xia Ran dragged Yan Yi back again:
"I just imagined it, and I still want to see you in red underwear."
"..."
Now Yan Yi was devastated.
After shopping for the new year's goods, they rushed to the farmers' seafood market to buy ingredients for the two mothers to make the New Year's Eve dinner.
There are people coming and going in the market, but most of them are grandpas and grandmas. It is rare to see two handsome, tall and long-legged boys coming here to buy vegetables together.
So the aunts of the street vendors are vying to recommend their own things to them——
"Brother, my chickens are native chickens. You guys are so handsome, I won't lie to you."
Xia Ran glanced at the list and found that they really needed to buy a chicken back.
"Brother Yi, you can pick one, I don't know how to pick chickens, I only eat chickens."
Then he found that Yan Yi was looking at his lips with a half-smile...
He finally came to his senses: "Damn Yan Yi, you have a human face and an animal heart!"
"who said it."
Yan Yi said while helping Xia Ran arrange the hat of the sweater:
"I obviously only eat bread and not meat."
"...I am so strong, I surrender."
Seeing Xia Ran calling him "Brother Yi", the vendor's aunt thought:
"You two are brothers and sisters who go shopping together, right? You have such a good relationship."
They both had polite smiles on their faces and did not speak.
After buying the chicken, there happened to be a seafood stall next to it, and the auntie of the vendor also spared no effort in promoting it:
"I just brought these seafood here today. It is not only fresh but also has a variety of varieties. If you buy it, you can enjoy a [-]% discount."
There is no mention of buying seafood on the summer burning list:
"Sorry, we won't buy it today."
Instead, Yan Yi pulled his wrist to pick seafood:
"Daibing, of course I have to buy seafood, my parents like to eat it."
Xia Ran was puzzled: "Your parents?"
"It's your parents."
Yan Yi added: "Aren't your parents my parents?"
After Xia Ran heard this sentence, his eyes turned into arcs of laughter: "Tsk, I just like the way you are highly enlightened."
So the aunts of the merchants witnessed all this, the girl's heart was broken all over the ground, and at the same time she got diabetes (sweetened by them).
When they got home, the two mothers hurriedly took a few large bags of things from them and tidied them up first.
Yan's mother looked at the couplets she just bought: "By the way, this has to be pasted up to have a new year flavor."
So, two successful people in the industry were talking and laughing happily in the living room, and suddenly the style of painting changed——
"Old Yan!"
"Old Xia!"
"Don't patronize running the train with your mouth full!"
"Take the couplet to the door and paste it!"
Then the two old "wife slaves" obediently took the couplets and paste from their wives, and went to the door to paste the couplets.
He knew that his father was a "strict wife", but he didn't expect Yan Yi's father, who is so powerful in the business world, to be afraid of guilt?
Xia Ran found it interesting, and took Yan Yi with a few bags of potato chips to watch the fun at the entrance of the villa.
Sure enough, the two fathers were bullied miserably by their wives——
"Old Xia, this couplet should be posted on the right!"
Dad Xia just said, "But..."
"Are you questioning my strength as a professor in the Chinese Department?"
Dad Xia obediently shut up, and pasted the couplet to the right.
"Old Yan, you have distorted all the horizontal comments!"
Dad Yan: "No way, I think it's all right."
"So you think I'm presbyopic now?"
Yan's father immediately relented: "There is nothing..."
Amidst the "joys and laughter", the Yan family has unknowingly become the most unique existence in the wealthy district in this area.The Christmas decorations on the doors of other houses have not been removed, and they have already put up all the decorations full of New Year's flavor.
After the two mothers had been busy preparing in the kitchen for a whole day, the whole family finally had a warm New Year's Eve dinner together.
Although the taste made the two fathers smile and eat it, they felt bitter and dared not speak...
During the period, Yan's mother picked up the summer burning soup bowl to help him make soup:
"Sweet cake, you should drink more of this pork bone soup, it's good for your bones."
Dad Yan immediately agreed: "That's right, as the saying goes, it takes a hundred days to hurt your muscles and bones."
A few months ago, Xia Ran broke his calf due to some reasons. Xia's mother and Xia's father did not expect Yan Yi's parents to still remember it until now.
Before, they were able to agree to this relationship because of Yan Yi; now, it is because of Yan Yi and his family.
After Xia's father and Xia's mother exchanged glances, he stood up, raised his wine glass, and said to Yan Yi and his parents:
"Next year, let's celebrate the New Year in Xiamen together."
Not only Yan Yi and his parents, but Xia Ran also understood the meaning of this sentence.
So everyone put a smile on their faces:
"it is good!"
After the New Year's Eve dinner, they were "expelled from the house" by their parents.
Yan Yi took Xia Ran to the garage to pick up the car: "It's just right, I'll take you to a place."
Xia Tian laughed: "Wouldn't that place just be called a hotel?"
"You want to go?"
"If you think about it, I'll think about it, if you go, I'll go."
Yan Yi scratched the bridge of his nose: "Don't worry, this session will definitely take place today, but there is still something to do before that."
After driving for nearly an hour, Yan Yi finally parked the car beside the square.
He helped Xia Ran unbuckle his seat belt: "Go, you can get out of the car."
The square where they are now is the only place where fireworks are allowed in Shanghai this year, so they are surrounded by young people who gather to celebrate the New Year.
After getting out of the car, the cold winter wind blew over. Yan Yi took Xia Ran's hand and put it in his coat pocket with one hand, and opened the trunk with the other hand.
Then Xia Ran saw a large box of fireworks.
He looked at Yan Yi with a smirk: "How do you know I like this?"
"You are a child at first, so you like whatever is childish."
Xia Ran didn't blow his hair, but said seriously:
"No, I like you, but you are not naive at all."
The next second, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Yan Yi clasped Xia Ran's waist, pressed him to sit on the trunk, lowered his head and kissed his lips.
"I regret it, let's go directly to the hotel."
Xia Ran wrapped his arms around his neck and smiled softly:
"It's too late now, let's set off the fireworks first."
Passerby A: "Look quickly! Isn't that the provocative and sweet cake?"
Passerby B: "Fuck, they are kissing! So sweet, so sweet, so sweet!"
Passerby C: "Ah?! Aren't they teammates? When did they get together?"
Passerby Ding: "Sister, you are really a Netcom village. They came out on the field during the semi-finals of last season."
The author has something to say: I wrote a separate article on the New Year’s Eve candy sprinkling routine, which can be regarded as making up for the candy that should have been given out on Valentine’s Day yesterday.
Some plots and details that have not appeared before in this article will be written in later chapters.
But when I was coding this chapter, I suddenly felt like I had written the ending [laughing and crying face]
Two months after the KPL Autumn Finals came to an end, TL players ushered in the Spring Festival.
Xia Ran's parents came to Shanghai from Xiamen to spend the New Year with their son.
To be precise, Yan Yi's parents should have invited their family to celebrate the New Year in Shanghai.
That's right, they had confessed to their family that they were together a few months ago.
Xia Ran originally thought that he would be hindered, but he didn't want Yan Yi to buy the hearts of his parents, and Yan Yi's mother actually brushed their CP to videos and fanfiction so many times So the relationship between the two quickly got the consent of the parents of both parties.
On New Year's Eve, the two mothers who usually kept their hands dry suddenly became interested in cooking, so Yan's mother knocked on the door of Yan Yi's room:
"Brother Yi, you and Cookie get up and help us go shopping."
Yan Yi woke up first, looking down at Xia Ran's sleeping face lying in her arms——
Half of his fair face was buried under the quilt by him, and the soft chestnut hair on his forehead was a little long, touching the roots of his eyelashes.
Yan Yi brushed aside the strand of hair that was disturbing his sleep, and kissed him lightly on the forehead before returning to his mother:
"Too lazy to go."
As soon as Yan's mother heard it, she knew that her son's dog couldn't change it... Bah, it's the lazy cancer that people can't change.
There was nothing wrong with him before, she knew how to deal with him since the appearance of the cookie:
"Really? Then I have to tell Cookie Mom truthfully that you are lazy..."
Yan Yi immediately changed his words: "I'll go."
"That's about the same. Hurry up, otherwise there will be traffic jams on the road."
At this moment, Xia Ran finally woke up, with a low hoarse voice that just woke up:
"What did Auntie say?"
Yan Yi watched his sleepy face poke out from under the quilt, his drooping eyes opened and closed because he was not used to the light, and the skin around his eyes wrinkled slightly like ripples...
Yan Yi's hand on Xia Ran's waist suddenly tightened, and said to the door:
"Give me five minutes."
Yan's mother gave a "puchi" smile: "Is it going to be done so soon?"
However, the two people in the room had no time to answer her...
Three or ten minutes later, Xia Ran and Yan Yi got dressed and came out of the room.
Yan's mother secretly glanced at the time and whispered:
"Such a time is reasonable."
"Huh?" Xia's mother on the side didn't hear clearly.
"Nothing, nothing."
She quickly changed the subject: "Brother Yi, sweet cake, come here and get the list."
The two of them walked over and petrified instantly when they saw the shopping list that was almost half their height.
Xia Ran murmured: "The Spring Festival Gala has started after buying these."
Xia's mother patted the back of his head: "Who told you to stay on the bed after ordering this?"
Who let himself be kissed by Yan Yi as soon as he woke up, and the whole set was done when he was fully awake.
He immediately gave Yan Yi a sharp look: "It's really not my fault."
Yan Yi answered immediately: "Blame me."
So he took the initiative to admit his mistakes and successfully won the favor of Xia Ma:
"Xiao Ran, you have to bear the blame yourself, don't always rely on Yan Yi to spoil you..."
Xia Ran couldn't help but grab the white: "Obviously it's Yan Yi..."
Then his mouth was covered by Yan Yi.
"Auntie, let's go buy things first."
Yan Yi immediately dragged Xia Ran out of the living room, and did not let go until they reached the entrance.
"Yan Yi! I'm obviously the one who helped you take the blame!"
Xia Ran threw a set of "Dharma Boxing" towards Yan Yi's back when he disagreed with each other.
Yan Yi smiled and grabbed his wrist: "Then do you want my image in front of Auntie to be good or not?"
"Nonsense, of course it is good."
"So you have no reason to be angry now."
Xia Ran was stunned for a moment, and was almost caught by him: "Brother Yi, it's a pity that you didn't become a representative of the Sophists."
"Thank you for the compliment."
Yan Yi smiled and rubbed the hair on his forehead.
According to the requirements on the list, they first drove to the supermarket to buy new year's goods.
After the two pushed the shopping cart to buy everything on the list, Xia Ran took Yan Yi straight to the snack area:
"Brother Yi, have you brought your card today?"
Yan Yi knew there was something in his words, so he deliberately said: "What? A well-known e-sports player with an annual salary of one million actually blackmailed me into buying him snacks?"
Xia Ran raised his head and smiled slyly at him:
"Of course, blackmailing you is a lifetime thing."
The two stood between the shelves.
Yan Yi looked at his bright black pupils, lowered her head and quickly pecked his lips.
"You actually engaged in a sneak attack!"
Yan Yi's deep voice rang in his ears:
"Sneak attacking you is also a lifetime thing."
After Xia Ran finished sweeping the snack area in a good mood, the two pushed a shopping cart full of hills to check out.
Passing through the clothing area during the period, Xia Ran's eyes suddenly lit up:
"Brother Yi, I remembered that it will be your birth year as soon as today is over, so I will give you a pair of red underwear as a New Year's gift."
"Okay, if you can feel comfortable with a pair of red underwear at night."
Xia Ran was instantly deflated: "Oh... then forget it."
The two had just walked a few steps, Xia Ran dragged Yan Yi back again:
"I just imagined it, and I still want to see you in red underwear."
"..."
Now Yan Yi was devastated.
After shopping for the new year's goods, they rushed to the farmers' seafood market to buy ingredients for the two mothers to make the New Year's Eve dinner.
There are people coming and going in the market, but most of them are grandpas and grandmas. It is rare to see two handsome, tall and long-legged boys coming here to buy vegetables together.
So the aunts of the street vendors are vying to recommend their own things to them——
"Brother, my chickens are native chickens. You guys are so handsome, I won't lie to you."
Xia Ran glanced at the list and found that they really needed to buy a chicken back.
"Brother Yi, you can pick one, I don't know how to pick chickens, I only eat chickens."
Then he found that Yan Yi was looking at his lips with a half-smile...
He finally came to his senses: "Damn Yan Yi, you have a human face and an animal heart!"
"who said it."
Yan Yi said while helping Xia Ran arrange the hat of the sweater:
"I obviously only eat bread and not meat."
"...I am so strong, I surrender."
Seeing Xia Ran calling him "Brother Yi", the vendor's aunt thought:
"You two are brothers and sisters who go shopping together, right? You have such a good relationship."
They both had polite smiles on their faces and did not speak.
After buying the chicken, there happened to be a seafood stall next to it, and the auntie of the vendor also spared no effort in promoting it:
"I just brought these seafood here today. It is not only fresh but also has a variety of varieties. If you buy it, you can enjoy a [-]% discount."
There is no mention of buying seafood on the summer burning list:
"Sorry, we won't buy it today."
Instead, Yan Yi pulled his wrist to pick seafood:
"Daibing, of course I have to buy seafood, my parents like to eat it."
Xia Ran was puzzled: "Your parents?"
"It's your parents."
Yan Yi added: "Aren't your parents my parents?"
After Xia Ran heard this sentence, his eyes turned into arcs of laughter: "Tsk, I just like the way you are highly enlightened."
So the aunts of the merchants witnessed all this, the girl's heart was broken all over the ground, and at the same time she got diabetes (sweetened by them).
When they got home, the two mothers hurriedly took a few large bags of things from them and tidied them up first.
Yan's mother looked at the couplets she just bought: "By the way, this has to be pasted up to have a new year flavor."
So, two successful people in the industry were talking and laughing happily in the living room, and suddenly the style of painting changed——
"Old Yan!"
"Old Xia!"
"Don't patronize running the train with your mouth full!"
"Take the couplet to the door and paste it!"
Then the two old "wife slaves" obediently took the couplets and paste from their wives, and went to the door to paste the couplets.
He knew that his father was a "strict wife", but he didn't expect Yan Yi's father, who is so powerful in the business world, to be afraid of guilt?
Xia Ran found it interesting, and took Yan Yi with a few bags of potato chips to watch the fun at the entrance of the villa.
Sure enough, the two fathers were bullied miserably by their wives——
"Old Xia, this couplet should be posted on the right!"
Dad Xia just said, "But..."
"Are you questioning my strength as a professor in the Chinese Department?"
Dad Xia obediently shut up, and pasted the couplet to the right.
"Old Yan, you have distorted all the horizontal comments!"
Dad Yan: "No way, I think it's all right."
"So you think I'm presbyopic now?"
Yan's father immediately relented: "There is nothing..."
Amidst the "joys and laughter", the Yan family has unknowingly become the most unique existence in the wealthy district in this area.The Christmas decorations on the doors of other houses have not been removed, and they have already put up all the decorations full of New Year's flavor.
After the two mothers had been busy preparing in the kitchen for a whole day, the whole family finally had a warm New Year's Eve dinner together.
Although the taste made the two fathers smile and eat it, they felt bitter and dared not speak...
During the period, Yan's mother picked up the summer burning soup bowl to help him make soup:
"Sweet cake, you should drink more of this pork bone soup, it's good for your bones."
Dad Yan immediately agreed: "That's right, as the saying goes, it takes a hundred days to hurt your muscles and bones."
A few months ago, Xia Ran broke his calf due to some reasons. Xia's mother and Xia's father did not expect Yan Yi's parents to still remember it until now.
Before, they were able to agree to this relationship because of Yan Yi; now, it is because of Yan Yi and his family.
After Xia's father and Xia's mother exchanged glances, he stood up, raised his wine glass, and said to Yan Yi and his parents:
"Next year, let's celebrate the New Year in Xiamen together."
Not only Yan Yi and his parents, but Xia Ran also understood the meaning of this sentence.
So everyone put a smile on their faces:
"it is good!"
After the New Year's Eve dinner, they were "expelled from the house" by their parents.
Yan Yi took Xia Ran to the garage to pick up the car: "It's just right, I'll take you to a place."
Xia Tian laughed: "Wouldn't that place just be called a hotel?"
"You want to go?"
"If you think about it, I'll think about it, if you go, I'll go."
Yan Yi scratched the bridge of his nose: "Don't worry, this session will definitely take place today, but there is still something to do before that."
After driving for nearly an hour, Yan Yi finally parked the car beside the square.
He helped Xia Ran unbuckle his seat belt: "Go, you can get out of the car."
The square where they are now is the only place where fireworks are allowed in Shanghai this year, so they are surrounded by young people who gather to celebrate the New Year.
After getting out of the car, the cold winter wind blew over. Yan Yi took Xia Ran's hand and put it in his coat pocket with one hand, and opened the trunk with the other hand.
Then Xia Ran saw a large box of fireworks.
He looked at Yan Yi with a smirk: "How do you know I like this?"
"You are a child at first, so you like whatever is childish."
Xia Ran didn't blow his hair, but said seriously:
"No, I like you, but you are not naive at all."
The next second, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Yan Yi clasped Xia Ran's waist, pressed him to sit on the trunk, lowered his head and kissed his lips.
"I regret it, let's go directly to the hotel."
Xia Ran wrapped his arms around his neck and smiled softly:
"It's too late now, let's set off the fireworks first."
Passerby A: "Look quickly! Isn't that the provocative and sweet cake?"
Passerby B: "Fuck, they are kissing! So sweet, so sweet, so sweet!"
Passerby C: "Ah?! Aren't they teammates? When did they get together?"
Passerby Ding: "Sister, you are really a Netcom village. They came out on the field during the semi-finals of last season."
The author has something to say: I wrote a separate article on the New Year’s Eve candy sprinkling routine, which can be regarded as making up for the candy that should have been given out on Valentine’s Day yesterday.
Some plots and details that have not appeared before in this article will be written in later chapters.
But when I was coding this chapter, I suddenly felt like I had written the ending [laughing and crying face]
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