Don't call me a cookie [eSports]

Under the express regulations of the new boss, Yan Ma, Xia Ran and Yan Yi officially embarked on a double-row live broadcast journey.

On the day when the two of them were about to start the live broadcast, Fu Ya and Rong Mo, the live broadcast cooperation platform, specially posted Weibo to help them promote the momentum, and there was a lot of anticipation on the Internet.

So when they each turned on their cameras and entered the live broadcast room, the number of people watching the live broadcast soared to nearly one million!

The bullet screens on both sides are just as expected——

【Ah ah ah ah ah!Unexpectedly, Liaoshen would actually start a live broadcast! 】

【The hands of my sweetbread are so beautiful! 】

[Fuck, he's still so handsome without using a beauty camera?Decisively subscribed! 】

[CP party knocks on the bowl and waits for the sugar. 】

[Not much to say, sisters, get the gifts! 】

……

Then the news records of fans giving gifts kept flashing on their computer screens.

Xia Ran had no experience in live broadcasting for the first time, so he had to ask Yan Yi who was sitting next to him:

"Um, what should I say at this time?"

The two sat close to each other, so the audience in Yan Yi's live broadcast room could hear his voice, so the barrage exploded again——

[Sweet Cookie's voice is too juvenile, please allow me to cheat for three seconds. 】

[Wow, my ears are pregnant, you are responsible for the cookies! 】

Yan Yi looked at these bullet screens and answered Xia Ran:

"No need to say anything, just play the game as usual."

However, he forgot that Xia Ran usually has a chatterbox physique when playing games...

At the beginning, Xia Ran did not interact with the barrage due to unfamiliarity and nervousness, but after playing a round with Yan Yi, he quickly adapted to this operating environment and fully exposed his attributes as an "e-sports BB machine" ——

When surrounded by three opponents, he thought to himself:

"I can't die, I can't die, I am the hope of the whole village!"

After the big headwind turned over, he sold himself and boasted:

"Fuck, my mentality is really good."

When I saw Angela's ultimate move that I used:

"Suddenly I really want to eat skewers."

……

And Yan Yi looks at the content of the barrage from time to time:

[Sweet Cookie, your live broadcast is not King of Glory but stand-up comedy. 】

[The way she talks to herself is so cute! 】

[The provocative god does not speak the whole time, and the sweet biscuits are self-conscious all the time, haha, are you really live broadcasting double row? 】

[Captain, you were ignored by the cookie. 】

Then, Yan Yi shook his hand, and the Han Xin he was using on the screen hit the wall...

So, he ignored those barrages that said he was ruined from now on, and deliberately went to the middle to rub Xia Ran's line of soldiers.

Sure enough, Xia Ran, who "regards money like life" in the game, took the initiative to talk to Yan Yi, although what he said was:

"Don't come to the middle lane to eat my economy! Otherwise, I will beat you Xiaoye!"

Yan Yi gave an indifferent "Yes", and continued to rely on his middle lane to eat the pawn line.

So the fans in the live broadcast room saw——

Xia Ran turned to stare at Yan Yi viciously, and said in a very serious tone:

"Yan Yi, I am now formally notifying you that your behavior has seriously violated the bottom line of a hero summoner in the Canyon of Kings! Therefore, I am going to fight your wild monsters!"

Xia Ran did what he said, and took the mage Wang Zhaojun to beat up the little wild boar near the middle.

Yan Yi looked at his angry look, and regardless of the live broadcast, she stretched out her index finger and poked his side face deliberately to tease him:

"Sweetie, the barrage says you are a pig thief."

"Damn it, don't call me a cookie!"

It's fine with "Sweet Cookies", but calling him "Sweet Cookies" makes him lose his face as a man!

Yan Yi completely ignored his protest and continued to provoke him:

"Sweetie, the barrage says you're blushing."

"Call me a cookie once, and I'll eat ten of your wild monsters!"

After Xia Ran finished fighting Xiao Ye, the blue buff in his wild area happened to be refreshed. He couldn't walk when he saw Papa Lan, so he deliberately used the topic to play:

"I didn't want blue, but you just called me a cookie."

Yan Yi looked at him desperately using his skills for fear that someone would snatch him when he was playing blue, and there was a smile in his words:

"If you want to take it, you can take it, and if you have experience, you can act like a good boy."

And fans said they wanted to say goodbye manually:

One second I was worried that the two of you were going to fight, but the next second I ate the hot dog food you both brought...

After Xia Ran got the blue buff, his whole body instantly felt comfortable, thinking that it was time for him to show his talents.

So he confidently told the fans in the studio:

"Okay, now I'm going to teach you how to use Wang Zhaojun to become a god, and you should watch my operation carefully."

As he spoke, he walked towards the grass in the river.At this moment, four big men jumped out of the grass and instantly killed Wang Zhaojun!

Xia Tian sits on the same spot...

【I'm most afraid of the sudden silence of the air...】

[This is the legendary blue buff experience card? ! 】

[Hahahahaha, the grass bitch was squatted back, and I feel sorry for Cookie. 】

[Stupid cookie, Wang Zhaojun can see the bushes with one skill. 】

……

Xia Ran looked at the barrage for a moment and was speechless, so he had to "cough cough" to forcefully change the subject:

"Yan Yi, can't you come and support me?"

The hero Yan Yi chose was Guan Yu, so he suppressed a smile and said:

"Well, I saw your body after I rushed over."

Xia Ran: "You..."

At this time, Rong Mo, who was standing behind the two of them at some point, spoke:

"The two of you need to get in touch, after all, feelings are born from (pestles), and only when there is friction and communication can we achieve harmony..."

"Rong Mo!"

Yan Yi understood what she meant.

And Xia Ran felt that this sounded quite reasonable, but there was something weird about it...

[Cover your face!I understood Miss Rong Mo's words in seconds haha. 】

[Here, we solemnly announce that Ms. Rong Mo has become the head of the Flammable CP fan support group! 】

Xia Ran asked puzzledly when he saw the last barrage:

"What the hell is flammable CP?"

Rong Mo said calmly: "It's the CP names of you and Yan Yi. Now your CP fans have created official accounts and super topics on Weibo."

Barrage: "Calling madly for Miss Rong Mo!"

Xia Ran: "..."

Yan Yi just smiled and said nothing.

As a result, in the next game, they collided with the "premeditated" fans.

As soon as he entered the game screen, a message popped up in the message area in the lower left corner——

[[All] It's my brother (Diao Chan): ahhhhhhhhhhhhh finally you guys are in line, I'm your fan! 】

When Xia Ran went to the line to look, he found that it was this fan who was facing him in the middle.

Adhering to the principle of peaceful development, he wanted to retreat after eating the first wave of soldiers, but who would have thought that the fan on the opposite side played super hard, and directly used the second skill to throw a skill at him, so Xia Ran and her Let's fight.

But just after he leveled Diaochan twice, that fan ran straight to his tower and was beaten to death by the tower? !

[First Blood! 】

After the system sound reminded him to take the first blood, Xia Ran was stunned:

what's the situation?Why did this person send him to the tower just by hitting it?

He typed and asked her in the message area:

[[All] TL, Ran (Zhuge Liang): Are you stuck? 】

After a while, the fan replied:

[[All] It's my brother (Diao Chan): No, I just want to give my sister-in-law a head. 】

The fans swiped the screen immediately: "Sweet Cookie, look at her ID!"

"The teaser is my brother"...

Yan Yi saw how he was rendered speechless by the routine, and praised his fans in his heart for their spirituality, while taking care of Xia Ran's feelings:

"Everyone, play seriously, stop joking."

Barrage: "Okay, okay, I know your sweetbread has a thin skin."

So after Xia Ranzhen calmed down and fought seriously, the opponent was brutalized by Fancy Blood.

The fans took a look at their horrible record, and immediately begged Xia Ran for mercy:

[[All] Would you like a cookie (Di Renjie): Please be merciful, we are all girls. 】

Xia Ran typed quickly:

[[All] TL, Ran (Zhuge Liang): The game is gender-neutral. 】

The fans wanted to cry instantly, but the barrage said:

The one who can say this is either the straight man of steel or the loyal dog Xiaoshou!

Just as Xia Ran and Yan Yi were gathering to break through the opponent's high ground, a notification sound came from their live broadcast room at the same time.

When someone gives a host a gift exceeding a fixed amount at one time, the Huya platform will automatically remind the host to check this information.

They looked up and saw that the person whose ID was Yang Shaoze/Li Yirou brushed themselves ten rockets.

The barrage became lively again——

[Ten rockets are 5000 yuan... I really am a poor man! 】

[Wow, this Yang Shaoze is the Pu'er of the DE team, right?How could he have such a good personal relationship with Cookie? 】

[Li Yirou's ID sounds like a girl, so I'm not happy about it. 】

This is not over yet, CP fans specially ran to their live broadcast room to report the news——

【Cookies!A woman whose ID is Li Yirou gave your captain ten rockets! 】

[Flirting God! Pu'er from the DE team actually came to your single live broadcast room to collect gifts! 】

They were startled almost at the same time when they saw it.

Li Yirou?Xia Ran remembered that she came to the base to look for Yan Yi before, so it seems that she still likes the captain now...

And Yan Yi also remembered Yang Shaoze, the boy who asked for WeChat for cookies and posted a photo with them on Weibo.

The two didn't say any words of thanks like other game anchors, and continued to play the game quietly.

Gradually, Xia Ran's attention returned to the game, and in the last wave, he won the pentakill with clever positioning.

He immediately became excited, and patted Yan Yi's back with his palm:

"Praise me quickly, praise me quickly, I took you to lie down in this game!"

Before Yan Yi opened his mouth, he suddenly thought that Yang Shaoze and Li Yirou might still be watching the live broadcast...

So, his lips were almost sticking to Xia Tian's soft white earlobe, and his voice was surprisingly low:

"Cute, miss the day."

Only the eyelashes blinked all over Xia Ran's body.

He guessed that he must be hallucinating, otherwise why is the surrounding so quiet at this moment, so quiet that he can only hear his own heartbeat getting faster and faster...

He blankly replied:

"Yan Yi, have you been pierced by your soul?"

And Yan Yi looked at him looking like he was going to be scared to go stupid, and thought that now is not the time.

So, he added:

"The sentence just now was said by the barrage."

"Oh, what the barrage said..."

The anxiety in Xia Ran's heart instantly turned into anger, he stood up and shouted at him:

"You big-headed ghost!"