Don't call me a cookie [eSports]

There was a long commercial before LHG's video, and they waited patiently.

In the current Glory of Kings e-sports circle, LHG, REO, AE, and Glight are collectively known as the four strong teams of KPL. Although this title has not been officially recognized, it is indeed the general recognition of fans in the circle.

Before the last two KPLs, TL was originally on this list. Later, TL's performance in the previous two sessions plummeted, and REO, a newcomer, rose to the top very quickly, so TL was removed from this title.

And LHG, which belongs to the same veteran team as TL, has hardly experienced a downturn period. Although the best result was the runner-up in the third year, it has always maintained the top four results in each league. Since then, it has also accumulated a fan base.

Anyone who pays a little attention to the KPL e-sports circle will know the above basic information, but Xia Ran, as an internet addicted boy and a die-hard fan of TL, naturally knows this team better than ordinary passers-by.

Especially the "black history" of this team!

The commercial screen was still in front of him, and he recalled the scene where TL faced LHG in the fifth game of the regular season last season.

He clearly remembered that it was May [-]th, the day when the midterm exam was organized in the college.

In the end, in order to be able to go to the scene to watch the game, he went to great lengths to apply to the academy for a postponement of the exam.

Just because Xu Zhenfeng of LHG dared to openly like a Weibo that insulted TL players before the game.

[TL is really ashamed this time and thrown into the Huangpu River. They played a total of four rounds and ended up being humiliated and zero-sealed.

But now if you want to buy it, you can't afford it. After all, TL is already the poorest team in the league, Keke. 】

Xu Zhenfeng liked this Weibo...

At that time, TL hadn't won since the start of the game, and had already been ridiculed round after round by online e-sports fans.There was already a fire in Xia Ran's heart, Xu Zhenfeng's actions were equivalent to directly pouring a large bucket of oil on the fire.

Thinking of him being a hot-blooded boy in the first middle school and second grade in summer, can he bear this tone?

Of course not!

So before rushing to the competition venue, he checked the recipe of the powerful stinky tofu egg in "Wulin Biography" on the Internet. After making exclusive improvements, he happily went out with the results of the jar.

Xia Ran deliberately arrived at the venue an hour earlier.

After putting on the mask and lowering the peaked cap on his head, he slipped into the player lounge on the second floor while the staff were not paying attention.

He opened the door and saw that all the LHG players hadn't come yet.

So he took out the jar wrapped in his arms, deliberately placed it on the edge of the coffee table, and then fixed the crumbling jar with transparent glue, and then took out the pair of scissors he brought and placed it beside him.

Finally, put the note that said "Please accept this gift" on the jar.

You're done!

He smiled triumphantly, and sneaked back to the auditorium.

So four and ten minutes later—

Xu Zhenfeng walked into the lounge of LHG and saw the jar at a glance.

He picked up the note, and his teammates looked at it: "It is estimated that some little fan girl gave you a gift again."

Xu Zhenfeng looked at the jar with a look of disgust on his face.

He crumpled the note and threw it into the trash can before walking to the tea table:

"Is this a gift? It's so shabby that I don't even bother to open it."

The teammate gave him a look: "Then what gift do you want to receive? Could it be possible to ask someone else's little girl to stand in front of you..."

Xu Zhenfeng smiled knowingly: "Hey, don't talk dirty in broad daylight."

He didn't intend to dismantle it, but when he saw a pair of scissors next to it, he squatted down in front of the coffee table, picked up the scissors, and cut the transparent glue wrapped between the jar and the coffee table.

In the next second, the jar without the transparent glue was smashed down from the edge of the coffee table, and a puddle of unidentified mushy objects resembling vomit instantly appeared on the ground.

More importantly, because Xu Zhenfeng was squatting beside him just now, his pants were also splashed a lot...

"Due to some accidents, the match between TL and LHG was delayed by half an hour. Please wait patiently."

After hearing the notice from the staff, Xia Ran immediately patted his thigh and smiled:

"Hahaha--"

After laughing for almost a full minute, he still couldn't stop, bent over and hugged his stomach and said:

"No, my stomach hurts from laughing. Hahaha, it's so funny!"

The female fan of TL next to him witnessed the whole process of his "smart score" with a dazed expression:

"Um, classmate, are you okay?"

"It's okay, I'm fine."

He waved his hands, forcing himself to stop laughing, but when he thought of the things in the jar, he burst out laughing again——

The smelliest stinky tofu on the snack street;

overripe durian;

fresh garlic;

Stinky eggs that are about to expire;

Pickled cabbage that has been fermented for 81 days;

After these ingredients carefully selected by him were added to the altar and smashed to a pulp, Xia Ran also added high-quality old mature vinegar, and then heated the essence of the jar with the fire of the cafeteria...

In the end, Xu Zhenfeng cut off the transparent glue with his own hands and knocked it to the ground...

Tsk tsk tsk, thinking about it now, he felt that he could smell the shocking stench wafting from the lounge on the second floor.

Moreover, he actually wrote a sentence on the back of that note:

It's cool to like it for a while, you deserve to smell stinky farts!

But three and 10 minutes later, the game started as usual.

Xia Ran originally thought that Xu Zhenfeng would be more honest after being deflated, but he didn't expect Xu Zhenfeng to do something that made him hold his grudge until now just 5 minutes into the first game——

After the first team battle broke out between the two sides, Xu Zhenfeng returned to the city at the same place at the beginning, and when he was about to be sent back to the spring, he flashed and stood on Erha's body, and pressed the "return to city" button again...

"Who the hell are you insulting!"

After seeing this scene, Xia Ran stood up and shouted at the LHG player bench:

"You're not fucking qualified to play at all!"

Even if Xu Zhenfeng insulted not TL players but other teams today, Xia Ran would still react the same after seeing it.

Because, Xu Zhenfeng's behavior has already dirty the fair competition field in his mind.

It's a pity that he was sitting in the back row of the auditorium, and the lights of the venue did not shine on his area at all, and his shouts could only be drowned in the dialogue of the commentary...

But the fans around heard it and said:

"It's okay, little brother. After this competition, we will post on Weibo to announce Xu Zhenfeng's evil deeds to the world!"

So after that game, fans of TL and LHG were tearing apart on Weibo, but after the incident became a success, Xu Zhenfeng still refused to admit it, and the league also protected them because LHG had a better momentum at that time. The United LHG club suppressed this matter...

As long as Xia Ran thinks about it, he will be furious.

So when he was at the barbecue restaurant, he would accept Xu Zhenfeng's appointment without hesitation.

So when the two teams were playing in training matches, he would use his secret weapon - Mo Xie to torture LHG bloody.

"Sweetie, the video is starting."

Seeing that he was in a trance, Rong Mo reminded him.

"it is good."

Xia Ran turned his attention back to the video.

As a result, the video dropped a blockbuster at them at the beginning——

Female commentator: "The biggest news in the league recently is that the former AE player Che joined LHG, but this time his identity is no longer a player, but a coach."

"What?!"

Old Sun was so surprised that he spoke English: "Ah Che, do you want to be so self-willed and depraved that our team confiscated him, and he will commit suicide and retaliate to become the coach of the Old Cucumber team?"

The author has something to say: [V notice: This article will enter V on March 3 (Saturday), and I am working hard to code it. Three chapters (ten thousand words) will be updated on the same day. Thank you little angels for your company along the way. Please also continue to support Cookie and Brother Yi ~ What?】