Don't call me a cookie [eSports]
Chapter 71
After Yan Yi finally agreed to a truce, Xia Ran thought of a question:
"Why aren't you surprised at all?"
He felt that his teammates quickly accepted the fact that the two big boys on the team were together.
Old Sun bent over and panted back to him:
"Everyone can tell that the captain is interested in you, okay?"
Others chimed in:
"That's it."
"The whole team is just cookies, you didn't see it."
"..."
On this point, Xia Ran argues beyond dispute.
Rong Mo saw that the group of boys had finally calmed down for a while, so she offered benefits to everyone:
"Brother Yi, today you watch the clouds bloom and the moon shines brightly. Our teammates have worked hard without credit, right? Let's go for supper tonight?"
Shou Deyun Kai see Yueming.
Yan Yinian used this sentence appropriately: "Okay, you guys order, I'll pay."
So on the pretext of celebrating, a group of young people ate, drank and played until late at night, and it was already early in the morning when they returned to their rooms.
Xia Ran was lying on the bed in the character "big", with the expression on his face like a little milk dog lazily squinting in the afternoon sun after eating and drinking.
Suddenly, he thought of something, bent his mouth and turned over, closed his eyes, buried his face in the quilt and sniffed——
Hmm, it seems to be a bit like the captain's body.
And just now, when he was outside the door, the captain specifically confessed to himself "the door must be locked in the future"...
When he thought of this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise higher and higher.
Xia Ran has never been in a relationship before. In the previous ambiguous interaction, he was so innocent that he relied on instinct for everything, but it was his honesty that made it difficult for Yan Yi to restrain himself.
However, he still has a long way to go when it comes to conquering cookies...
Then, Xia Ran's cell phone rang.
[You big-headed ghost: The revolution still needs to work hard. 】
Xia Ran was stunned for a while, not because of the content Yan Yi sent, but because of the remarks he gave Yan Yi...
At that time, it was because Yan Yi always teased him with "cute and miss the day", he couldn't bear it, so he remarked Yan Yi's WeChat name as this, but now looking back, he just feels extremely ashamed...
Xia Ran immediately changed the note back, and then returned to:
[What revolution? 】
The other party replied almost in seconds.
[Yan Yi: Raid the cookie. 】
Xia Tian was amused:
[Then how much progress do you think you have completed now? 】
【Yan Yi: Didn't make it to first base. If you use rankings to describe it, you're still struggling in the golden game. 】
first base?Golden game?
Xia Ran was at a loss, and approached "Du Niang" with a question, and the answer was as follows:
"If you compare the progress of a relationship to playing baseball, the first base means holding hands, the second base means kissing, the third base means stroking, and the fourth base means... Hey, you understand."
shit...
Xia Ran hurriedly closed the page, coughed twice unnaturally before replying Yan Yi's WeChat message.
[Daibing: Captain, if you guessed right, you should be a wolf. 】
After Yan Yi saw it, he shrugged with a smile:
[Who made my cookies grow up eating cute. 】
Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect someone to look abstinent and cold, but talk about love in a way.
Xia Ran bit her lower lip, and immediately thought of the word "cute":
[Help me go to the country to conquer Sun Bin. 】
Yan Yi remained calm:
[Why do you suddenly want to go to the country to serve Sun Bin? 】
Seeing that he was pretending to be stupid on purpose, Xia Ran sent a screenshot of the background of Yan Yi's circle of friends, and added:
["He is so cute, of course he is a boy", I always remember this stalk. 】
After understanding Yan Yi's intentions, he also understood the problem that he had been unable to figure out before.
For example, Yan Yi, as a jungler, why did he set Sun Bin's animation picture as the background of Moments.
For example, in that truth or dare, why did Yan Yi punish himself for saying Sun Bin's line.
-
It's all the old captain's tricks!
After thinking about it, he clicked on Yan Yi's information bar, and changed the note on Yan Yi to: Exclusive top score artifact.
The next day, Xia Ran recruited Yan Yi to help him go to the country to serve Sun Bin, and Yan Yi recruited Brother Hao and the others to escort the two of them. So far, when the five-member team was formed, the biological chain in the TL team was also clear at a glance. .
So, the five people lined up, sat in the dedicated live broadcast room, and mixed the live broadcast time while five rows.
[Fuck, my five sons of TL finally joined together in the live broadcast, and the yacht and plane took a wave! 】
Seeing that they finally remembered that there was a live broadcast, the fans excitedly swiped screen after screen of yachts and planes as it was a rare live broadcast with five people.
Xia Ran first greeted the fans, and then changed the name of the room to "Never Rollover Sun Bin Shangfenji".
[Never overturn hahaha I smell the flag. 】
[Sweet cakes should be scored with Sun Bin?I haven't seen you use it before. 】
[No way, isn't Sun Bin a famous mixed score hero?Every time I play ranked and see my teammates pick Sun Bin, I feel cool. 】
[I agree with the previous statement, Sun Bin's support is too useless. 】
While forming the team, Xia Ran took the time to glance at the barrage, and felt a little uncomfortable after seeing these remarks.
In his game view and hero view, there is absolutely no hero that is useless to the team.
Even though many people in the game think that Sun Bin is useless or even rubbish, Xia Ran thinks that the problem is not with Sun Bin, but that those players did not get the manual for using Sun Bin correctly.
Although he still doesn't understand how to use Sun Bin...
After all, he hardly played Sun Bin before, he just knew the effect of this hero's skills and passive.
but!
I can't bear my captain's liking, he will practice this hero well no matter what.
And he remembered that when he hadn't joined TL before, he once chose Sun Bin in the ranking. In the case of a big headwind in the early stage, he cooperated perfectly with Luna, a passerby, and successfully dragged the game to the late stage. Sun Bin, a hero, has great potential.
"Why are you thinking so seriously?"
The top of his head was rubbed vigorously, and then a can of iced Coke was placed in front of Xia Ran.
He looked up, and it turned out that it was Yan Yi standing behind him:
"I'm thinking about how Sun Bin can use it to reach his highest limit."
"It's okay, try slowly."
After finishing speaking, the five of them happened to be lining up to enter the game. When Yan Yi saw it, he naturally lowered his upper body, wrapped his arms around Xia Ran's body, held Xia Ran's phone with both hands and clicked "Enter the game" for him.
The front camera of the computer recorded this moment, and now the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded!
[This, this...isn't it the legendary backhug! 】
[Let go of my cookie!At that time, someone with a heart will say that I am a sweet cookie. 】
[I feel that the Q wave 1 that matches sweet cakes and provocative gods. 】
Immediately, "1111111111111" floated across the screen.
[Q wave 2 who thinks the cookie is more suitable for me. 】
Immediately, the barrage changed to "22222222222".
Yan Yi was about to get up, but after seeing the barrage of sweet biscuit girlfriend fans and CP fans inadvertently, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked, and he looked at the camera with provocative eyes, and blatantly turned his head to burn his ears in Xia Tian Edge whispers:
"What should I do, I want to kiss you in front of them."
Xia Ran only felt a numbness in his ears...
[Everyone learn a little bit, Liaoshen came out publicly today with just one look. 】
[Don't talk nonsense before, my family refuses to bundle sales. 】
He glanced at the barrage, and finally regained some sense, then turned his head and leaned into Yan Yi's ear and said:
"Captain, be good, bear with it and pass."
"..."
That's not how the phrase is used!
The "routine king" Yan Yi, who was molested by the anti-monsters, sat back in his live broadcast chair in humiliation.
At the same time, the five of them finally entered the interface of the omen mode.
Xia Ran usually plays the mid lane mage position in the team, and if he wants to use Sun Bin as a support position, the various positions in the team will have to be adjusted.
Therefore, Xia Ran proposed:
"The five of us swap positions to have fun, and expand the hero pool by the way."
Brother Hao: "I think it's okay. In this game, I'll show you the top single Lianpo."
As soon as this idea was opened, the show routines of the five sons of TL emerged one after another.
Old Sun: "Okay, okay, I have long wanted to try playing wild with Baili Keeping a Contract."
Erha: "Then I'll use Han Xin to lay the groundwork."
Yan Yi saw that only the middle unit was left:
"Sweet Cookie, recommend a mage to me."
Xia Ran considered that the middle unit would link up with his own Sun Bin, so he said:
"Choose Wang Zhaojun. When I release my big move, it will be convenient for you to use the first and second skills to control the opponent."
So Yan Yi locked Wang Zhaojun in seconds, and other teammates also got the heroes they wanted to use.
But after the game entered the loading screen, the five of them were stunned——
First, the hero proficiency of the five of them is all sunshine whiteboard...
Second, the five players on the opposite side all had "Glight" in their IDs. If nothing else happened, they ran into Team Glight's five-row team of professional players...
The Glight team is known as the "KPL Four Strong Teams". TL has played against the three strong teams REO, LHG, and AE in previous games, but they lack the experience of confronting this team.
The barrage obviously also found:
[King's Fifty Stars ranked in the entertainment bureau, and even crashed into the Glight team. I believe that TL has a good mentality. 】
[Hahaha brothers, let's play it off now. 】
"Um, Captain, can you give me some instructions, how to play this game?"
Brother Hao asked seriously.
Yan Yi glanced at his poor lineup, and answered seriously:
"Let's shoot six."
What the captain said made sense, but they couldn't refute it...
Although they said so, when they actually entered the game, the five TL players were all in a professional state, and they forcibly showed an aura that wanted to play the low-end lineup to a professional level.
What's more, the Glight team on the opposite side also recognized them——
[[All] Glight, kill (Marco Polo): TL friends, hello. 】
Erha glanced at the lower left corner of the interface:
"Kill? We didn't seem to have heard of Glight having such a character before in the game, did we?"
Old Sun recalled:
"Really not. I haven't heard of this ID before in the arena. I guess it's a rookie player of the Glight youth training team."
"maybe."
The two withdrew their attention and refocused on the game.
Although the two sides are playing in daily ranking at this time, they are both professional teams after all, and the tactical deployment must be based on professional competition standards.
So when the first dragon in the canyon was born, the two sides began to make some articles about the dragon.
However, due to the problem of the hero mechanism, the opponent's lineup was too "serious", and TL's wave of dragon team battles ended in a five-for-zero...
Open the hero panel at this time, and the records on TL's side are all 0-1-0.
True fans have no choice but to hold their respect for their strength:
[My big TL lost on purpose! 】
[Because the most important thing for a family is to be neat and tidy! 】
……
Then they thought again: If you can't fight a team head-on, then play dirty!
"Captain, follow me."
Xia Ran personally took Yan Yi, who had no squatting experience, to Yinren. After all, Wang Zhaojun in his hand was one of the "Three Whores in the Grass".
"Come on, come on, let's squat here, wait for the person on the opposite side to appear, I will throw a big move, you will take control, and then take them away."
So the fans watched Xia Ran and Yan Yi squatting in the grass on the road:
[Report, report, here are two handsome guys drilling into the grove. 】
Finally, Marco Polo, who was killed on the opposite side, came to them, and Xia Ran began to count down:
"Three, two, one, let go!"
In the next moment, Sun Bin's big move and Wang Zhaojun's second skill "two-pronged approach" are about to hit Marco Polo——
Kill then used a spiritual move to avoid all their skills...
[The two young heroes are very skilled! 】
[I finally have two heroes who play better than you haha. 】
The two had no choice but to forcibly hold respect for each other:
"Then what, there is a saying that releasing a horse wins the construction of a seven-level pagoda. Brother Yi, I think this statement is quite reasonable."
"Well, we believe in Buddhism."
After being ruthlessly humiliated by the barrage, the game was lost without any suspense, but the opponent left a sentence when pushing the crystal——
[[All] Glight, kill (Marco Polo): Liaoyuan, I am looking forward to our meeting on the field. 】
"Why aren't you surprised at all?"
He felt that his teammates quickly accepted the fact that the two big boys on the team were together.
Old Sun bent over and panted back to him:
"Everyone can tell that the captain is interested in you, okay?"
Others chimed in:
"That's it."
"The whole team is just cookies, you didn't see it."
"..."
On this point, Xia Ran argues beyond dispute.
Rong Mo saw that the group of boys had finally calmed down for a while, so she offered benefits to everyone:
"Brother Yi, today you watch the clouds bloom and the moon shines brightly. Our teammates have worked hard without credit, right? Let's go for supper tonight?"
Shou Deyun Kai see Yueming.
Yan Yinian used this sentence appropriately: "Okay, you guys order, I'll pay."
So on the pretext of celebrating, a group of young people ate, drank and played until late at night, and it was already early in the morning when they returned to their rooms.
Xia Ran was lying on the bed in the character "big", with the expression on his face like a little milk dog lazily squinting in the afternoon sun after eating and drinking.
Suddenly, he thought of something, bent his mouth and turned over, closed his eyes, buried his face in the quilt and sniffed——
Hmm, it seems to be a bit like the captain's body.
And just now, when he was outside the door, the captain specifically confessed to himself "the door must be locked in the future"...
When he thought of this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise higher and higher.
Xia Ran has never been in a relationship before. In the previous ambiguous interaction, he was so innocent that he relied on instinct for everything, but it was his honesty that made it difficult for Yan Yi to restrain himself.
However, he still has a long way to go when it comes to conquering cookies...
Then, Xia Ran's cell phone rang.
[You big-headed ghost: The revolution still needs to work hard. 】
Xia Ran was stunned for a while, not because of the content Yan Yi sent, but because of the remarks he gave Yan Yi...
At that time, it was because Yan Yi always teased him with "cute and miss the day", he couldn't bear it, so he remarked Yan Yi's WeChat name as this, but now looking back, he just feels extremely ashamed...
Xia Ran immediately changed the note back, and then returned to:
[What revolution? 】
The other party replied almost in seconds.
[Yan Yi: Raid the cookie. 】
Xia Tian was amused:
[Then how much progress do you think you have completed now? 】
【Yan Yi: Didn't make it to first base. If you use rankings to describe it, you're still struggling in the golden game. 】
first base?Golden game?
Xia Ran was at a loss, and approached "Du Niang" with a question, and the answer was as follows:
"If you compare the progress of a relationship to playing baseball, the first base means holding hands, the second base means kissing, the third base means stroking, and the fourth base means... Hey, you understand."
shit...
Xia Ran hurriedly closed the page, coughed twice unnaturally before replying Yan Yi's WeChat message.
[Daibing: Captain, if you guessed right, you should be a wolf. 】
After Yan Yi saw it, he shrugged with a smile:
[Who made my cookies grow up eating cute. 】
Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect someone to look abstinent and cold, but talk about love in a way.
Xia Ran bit her lower lip, and immediately thought of the word "cute":
[Help me go to the country to conquer Sun Bin. 】
Yan Yi remained calm:
[Why do you suddenly want to go to the country to serve Sun Bin? 】
Seeing that he was pretending to be stupid on purpose, Xia Ran sent a screenshot of the background of Yan Yi's circle of friends, and added:
["He is so cute, of course he is a boy", I always remember this stalk. 】
After understanding Yan Yi's intentions, he also understood the problem that he had been unable to figure out before.
For example, Yan Yi, as a jungler, why did he set Sun Bin's animation picture as the background of Moments.
For example, in that truth or dare, why did Yan Yi punish himself for saying Sun Bin's line.
-
It's all the old captain's tricks!
After thinking about it, he clicked on Yan Yi's information bar, and changed the note on Yan Yi to: Exclusive top score artifact.
The next day, Xia Ran recruited Yan Yi to help him go to the country to serve Sun Bin, and Yan Yi recruited Brother Hao and the others to escort the two of them. So far, when the five-member team was formed, the biological chain in the TL team was also clear at a glance. .
So, the five people lined up, sat in the dedicated live broadcast room, and mixed the live broadcast time while five rows.
[Fuck, my five sons of TL finally joined together in the live broadcast, and the yacht and plane took a wave! 】
Seeing that they finally remembered that there was a live broadcast, the fans excitedly swiped screen after screen of yachts and planes as it was a rare live broadcast with five people.
Xia Ran first greeted the fans, and then changed the name of the room to "Never Rollover Sun Bin Shangfenji".
[Never overturn hahaha I smell the flag. 】
[Sweet cakes should be scored with Sun Bin?I haven't seen you use it before. 】
[No way, isn't Sun Bin a famous mixed score hero?Every time I play ranked and see my teammates pick Sun Bin, I feel cool. 】
[I agree with the previous statement, Sun Bin's support is too useless. 】
While forming the team, Xia Ran took the time to glance at the barrage, and felt a little uncomfortable after seeing these remarks.
In his game view and hero view, there is absolutely no hero that is useless to the team.
Even though many people in the game think that Sun Bin is useless or even rubbish, Xia Ran thinks that the problem is not with Sun Bin, but that those players did not get the manual for using Sun Bin correctly.
Although he still doesn't understand how to use Sun Bin...
After all, he hardly played Sun Bin before, he just knew the effect of this hero's skills and passive.
but!
I can't bear my captain's liking, he will practice this hero well no matter what.
And he remembered that when he hadn't joined TL before, he once chose Sun Bin in the ranking. In the case of a big headwind in the early stage, he cooperated perfectly with Luna, a passerby, and successfully dragged the game to the late stage. Sun Bin, a hero, has great potential.
"Why are you thinking so seriously?"
The top of his head was rubbed vigorously, and then a can of iced Coke was placed in front of Xia Ran.
He looked up, and it turned out that it was Yan Yi standing behind him:
"I'm thinking about how Sun Bin can use it to reach his highest limit."
"It's okay, try slowly."
After finishing speaking, the five of them happened to be lining up to enter the game. When Yan Yi saw it, he naturally lowered his upper body, wrapped his arms around Xia Ran's body, held Xia Ran's phone with both hands and clicked "Enter the game" for him.
The front camera of the computer recorded this moment, and now the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded!
[This, this...isn't it the legendary backhug! 】
[Let go of my cookie!At that time, someone with a heart will say that I am a sweet cookie. 】
[I feel that the Q wave 1 that matches sweet cakes and provocative gods. 】
Immediately, "1111111111111" floated across the screen.
[Q wave 2 who thinks the cookie is more suitable for me. 】
Immediately, the barrage changed to "22222222222".
Yan Yi was about to get up, but after seeing the barrage of sweet biscuit girlfriend fans and CP fans inadvertently, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked, and he looked at the camera with provocative eyes, and blatantly turned his head to burn his ears in Xia Tian Edge whispers:
"What should I do, I want to kiss you in front of them."
Xia Ran only felt a numbness in his ears...
[Everyone learn a little bit, Liaoshen came out publicly today with just one look. 】
[Don't talk nonsense before, my family refuses to bundle sales. 】
He glanced at the barrage, and finally regained some sense, then turned his head and leaned into Yan Yi's ear and said:
"Captain, be good, bear with it and pass."
"..."
That's not how the phrase is used!
The "routine king" Yan Yi, who was molested by the anti-monsters, sat back in his live broadcast chair in humiliation.
At the same time, the five of them finally entered the interface of the omen mode.
Xia Ran usually plays the mid lane mage position in the team, and if he wants to use Sun Bin as a support position, the various positions in the team will have to be adjusted.
Therefore, Xia Ran proposed:
"The five of us swap positions to have fun, and expand the hero pool by the way."
Brother Hao: "I think it's okay. In this game, I'll show you the top single Lianpo."
As soon as this idea was opened, the show routines of the five sons of TL emerged one after another.
Old Sun: "Okay, okay, I have long wanted to try playing wild with Baili Keeping a Contract."
Erha: "Then I'll use Han Xin to lay the groundwork."
Yan Yi saw that only the middle unit was left:
"Sweet Cookie, recommend a mage to me."
Xia Ran considered that the middle unit would link up with his own Sun Bin, so he said:
"Choose Wang Zhaojun. When I release my big move, it will be convenient for you to use the first and second skills to control the opponent."
So Yan Yi locked Wang Zhaojun in seconds, and other teammates also got the heroes they wanted to use.
But after the game entered the loading screen, the five of them were stunned——
First, the hero proficiency of the five of them is all sunshine whiteboard...
Second, the five players on the opposite side all had "Glight" in their IDs. If nothing else happened, they ran into Team Glight's five-row team of professional players...
The Glight team is known as the "KPL Four Strong Teams". TL has played against the three strong teams REO, LHG, and AE in previous games, but they lack the experience of confronting this team.
The barrage obviously also found:
[King's Fifty Stars ranked in the entertainment bureau, and even crashed into the Glight team. I believe that TL has a good mentality. 】
[Hahaha brothers, let's play it off now. 】
"Um, Captain, can you give me some instructions, how to play this game?"
Brother Hao asked seriously.
Yan Yi glanced at his poor lineup, and answered seriously:
"Let's shoot six."
What the captain said made sense, but they couldn't refute it...
Although they said so, when they actually entered the game, the five TL players were all in a professional state, and they forcibly showed an aura that wanted to play the low-end lineup to a professional level.
What's more, the Glight team on the opposite side also recognized them——
[[All] Glight, kill (Marco Polo): TL friends, hello. 】
Erha glanced at the lower left corner of the interface:
"Kill? We didn't seem to have heard of Glight having such a character before in the game, did we?"
Old Sun recalled:
"Really not. I haven't heard of this ID before in the arena. I guess it's a rookie player of the Glight youth training team."
"maybe."
The two withdrew their attention and refocused on the game.
Although the two sides are playing in daily ranking at this time, they are both professional teams after all, and the tactical deployment must be based on professional competition standards.
So when the first dragon in the canyon was born, the two sides began to make some articles about the dragon.
However, due to the problem of the hero mechanism, the opponent's lineup was too "serious", and TL's wave of dragon team battles ended in a five-for-zero...
Open the hero panel at this time, and the records on TL's side are all 0-1-0.
True fans have no choice but to hold their respect for their strength:
[My big TL lost on purpose! 】
[Because the most important thing for a family is to be neat and tidy! 】
……
Then they thought again: If you can't fight a team head-on, then play dirty!
"Captain, follow me."
Xia Ran personally took Yan Yi, who had no squatting experience, to Yinren. After all, Wang Zhaojun in his hand was one of the "Three Whores in the Grass".
"Come on, come on, let's squat here, wait for the person on the opposite side to appear, I will throw a big move, you will take control, and then take them away."
So the fans watched Xia Ran and Yan Yi squatting in the grass on the road:
[Report, report, here are two handsome guys drilling into the grove. 】
Finally, Marco Polo, who was killed on the opposite side, came to them, and Xia Ran began to count down:
"Three, two, one, let go!"
In the next moment, Sun Bin's big move and Wang Zhaojun's second skill "two-pronged approach" are about to hit Marco Polo——
Kill then used a spiritual move to avoid all their skills...
[The two young heroes are very skilled! 】
[I finally have two heroes who play better than you haha. 】
The two had no choice but to forcibly hold respect for each other:
"Then what, there is a saying that releasing a horse wins the construction of a seven-level pagoda. Brother Yi, I think this statement is quite reasonable."
"Well, we believe in Buddhism."
After being ruthlessly humiliated by the barrage, the game was lost without any suspense, but the opponent left a sentence when pushing the crystal——
[[All] Glight, kill (Marco Polo): Liaoyuan, I am looking forward to our meeting on the field. 】
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