unreliable adventure

It is said that if a person dies for too long and stays still, he will rot quickly, so I was forced to participate in an adventure by my old friend the witch Glinda, so I am now sitting in the corner of this adventurer's bar.

In the little adventurer's bar, there are five lights and different colors.The green-skinned goblin boss and the proprietress laughed and tossed various styles of wine bottles to and fro.The drinkers held thick wooden wine glasses, and the light beer foam splashed as they toasted each other.On the bar counter, there was a well-built dwarf girl dancing, and her hard-working dance steps caused the lights to flicker, but few people seemed to like to watch, and the drinkers at the next tables were busy playing the game of "Dungeons and Dragons" by throwing dice.

Alas, this is always the case in the Adventurer's Bar, a group of nerds who only know how to play Dungeons and Dragons, none of them can really play.I also said that I wanted to recruit two powerful teammates, and I got a little mad: "Look at the three of us at this table, Glinda, you are also a two-hundred-year-old hag, and you are wearing a bright red suspender skirt, what are you going to do?" Fight or marry? Besides, the yellow-faced elf man next to him looks like a hippie addicted to magic crystals, no offense intended..."

The elf man shrugged his ears in dissatisfaction: "Hello, I am a high-ranking ranger of Golden Wing City, the royal family..."

I interrupted him with a wave of my hand: "In short, it's either magic crystals or archery. My point is, where is the melee combat? Do you want me to fight monsters again? Although it's not impossible, but I'm a mage, I want I have time to recite the forbidden spell that will destroy the world, besides, I only have this rotten bone left, what should I do if I am broken up..."

"I've never seen a dead person talking so much," Glinda said in a low voice, "Shut up, the two scheduled powerful close combats are coming, don't scare them away."

Pushing open the door, two burly figures came in. The first one was wearing the uniform of the Knights Templar, with a silver helmet and silver armor, and the second one was taller, with barbarian ornaments on his upper body and a huge sword behind his back.

The barbarian took half a step forward and tapped the knight's armor with his finger: "Hey, Tin Woodman, can you still fight with such heavy armor?"

The knight hurriedly took off his helmet: "Senior, please teach me more in the future!" The knight looked very young, with short fluffy blond hair.

The barbarian said with a straight face, "Yeah, I thought the Tin Woodman was hollow, why don't you tell me, do you want to practice?"

"Hmm! I'm a recruit who just joined the army this year. I haven't mastered the skill of using taunts to protect my teammates. I have to ask my seniors for advice!" As he spoke, he took off his iron gauntlet and stretched out his right hand.

The savage finally couldn't hold back his face, he showed his white teeth and laughed loudly: "Okay, okay, handsome boy, don't be afraid, I will protect you from now on."

I laughed secretly in my heart, and recruited an answering bug to fly to Glinda's ear, making fun of her for being a pervert, and her nature has not changed. No, the hot-blooded Zhengtai, the paper tiger uncle, and a decadent literary elf boy are all recruited.

Glinda laughed crisply: "This kind of adventure is only interesting, but then again, which category should you put yourself in, Xiao Hei?"

I originally took a sip of the wine to taste, but I choked for a while, neither spit it out nor swallowed it down.The elf man gave both of us a disdainful look, then pretended not to hear, and beckoned the two of us to come over quickly.

The little knight seemed to be very excited and came towards me: "I didn't expect that there is an archmage in our team! That's great. If you encounter a monster that you can't beat, just throw a big fireball over it! "

I raised the hood of the robe slightly, nodded and saluted: "I'm not very good at fire magic, but ice magic..."

"Hate!" The little knight yelled and jumped to the side.

"Usually, abominations refer to giant creatures made from corpses..."

I wanted to explain patiently, but unexpectedly a golden light fell from the sky, and the little knight had already launched a smiting blow while panting heavily.The punishment didn't hurt or itch on the body, but it startled my little friends, and they burrowed into their hearts desperately, making them feel very uncomfortable.

Glinda didn't know when she recited the spell, a puff of black smoke rose from behind the little knight, and suddenly wrapped around his neck.

"It's just an idiot, why did you cast a death curse?" I waved my hand to disperse it, but Glinda held it down.

The little knight couldn't breathe, and his face turned from red to white.The elf man pretended to have nothing to do with himself, and continued to play with his magic crystal with his head down.The savage was also standing aside with folded hands, but when he heard me say the "death curse", he rushed forward and told Glinda to stop.

"Why," Glinda said sharply, "You want to do it too?" She had already drawn out the dagger as she spoke.

The barbarian put one hand on the hilt of his sword and assumed a defensive posture.

Seeing that things were not going to end well, I had to say loudly: "Idiot, how did the Knights teach you? Use the cleansing technique to break the curse yourself!"

Glinda glanced at me disdainfully: "You're a poor boy, you deserve to be bullied for 1 years."

The little knight struggled to break the curse by himself, before he could catch his breath, he pointed at the elf man and said, "You, you didn't say before that there is a... undead in the team!"

"Love comes and doesn't come and roll." Glinda straightened her wig.

The elf man took a deep breath of the magic crystal, and raised his head reluctantly: "Then, Tin Woodman, I heard that you urgently need a large sum of money?"

The little knight lowered his head and did not leave.

The elf man turned to Glinda again: "Recently, the knights are planning a big move, and there is really no paladin, only this rookie, you know, if you want to go to the North..."

Glinda looked at me questioningly, and I said I don't care, you decide.

Glinda thought for a while and said, "If you want to come together, you must respect Xiao Hei. Anyone who dares to bully my Xiao Hei will just have trouble with me, understand?"

The little knight seemed to have made up his mind very hard, nodded and said, "Yes, I will respect this... Mr. Undead along the way."

The barbarian waved his big hand: "Don't look at it, don't look at it, there are fights in bars, they happen every day, it's nothing to see." Then he threw a gold coin to the proprietress: "I will pay for the broken things, and please pay for the rest." Everyone have a drink!"

I just noticed that there was a lot of trouble just now. The tables next to me were overturned, and the wine glasses were scattered all over the place. Holding the magic crystal ball high, I am busy sharing gossip with my friends.

A big hand suddenly put on my shoulder, and the barbarian uncle sat next to me with a smile on his face: "Xiao Hei, the bereaved family, is that what you call it? We free people don't engage in racial discrimination, we can make friends .I heard that survivors are very skilled in bed, wild, huh?"

I was stunned and didn't know how to answer.My little friend General Xue came out of the hole in my cheek. He was frightened by the paladin just now, he touched his big pliers dissatisfied, and shook his tail.The barbarian's black face changed a bit, but he held back and didn't let go: "Hey, this scorpion can't bite, right? What's it called?"

"This is General Xue, and the thug behind is Wu Meiren, centipede, they will bite."

Glinda interjected, "Don't worry about him, dead people don't know what's right."

The barbarian forced a smile and stretched out a finger to say hello to General Xue and Wu Meiren. The two guys, who had never seen the world, hid away in shame.

I bite the bullet and salute back: "Hello, Mr. Freeman, by the way, my name is Blackwood."

This is roughly the end of tonight's story. Before dawn, I will try my best to review the names of all the characters in the team. Dead people tend to forget things, and it would be embarrassing not to be able to call out their names.

Glinda is an old friend, a 200-year-old hag who has spent [-] years of mana on facial beauty.Dressed vulgarly, with a mean mouth, but a good heart.

The elf man’s name is really too long, so he is generally called Fierro. It is said that he has something to do with the elf royal family. He has black hair and a long face. He is a hippie who eats magic crystals. He is in charge of the team’s accounts and daily chores, uh, say Why do I feel that the future is worrying here?

A savage with a huge sword on his back—now that he pays attention to political correctness, he can’t be called that—free folk, Francis, a familiar uncle.I'm not familiar with myself, I don't want to get too familiar with people, I'm a little troubled.

The Tin Woodman, the recruit Wayne, the typical paladin, a golden blooded idiot.I don't really mind being teammate with an idiot, who hasn't been young?Besides, he is very, very, very, handsome.Uh, why do I say that, there must be something wrong with my head.

And the little friends who live in my empty chest, I haven't mentioned them all the time, they are all protesting.The scorpion Mr. Xue and the centipede Wu Meiren can be sent out to scare people, but they don't actually have much fighting power.Brother Ying, the answering insect, sister Hua, the mosquito with flower feet, two guys who gossip.There are many others that are not of any practical use. It is boring for a dead person to stay in the grave, just for fun.Now they seem to be pushing their noses more and more - and I don't say this rhetorically.

By the way, and myself, my name is Blackwood, not Xiao Hei.Survivors, undead, zombies, undead, abominations, many names have the same meaning.I am now a powerful frost mage, the guarantee of the strong combat effectiveness of the team, you will find out.

Anyway, this is the beginning of an unforgettable adventure, see you tomorrow.