unreliable adventure

The bragging conference was in full swing, but the painting style of dwarf girls chasing men in groups was too strange, and the subsequent stories were quite inferior in comparison.There is a story about a woman who deserves to be heard: it tells the story of her falling in love with Lily, a tycoon in the mercenary group, and because she took the pure love route uniquely, she received some applause.

Half a turn clockwise, it was Francis' turn to play. He had been staring at the power ring on his hand just now.Francis hesitated for a while before speaking: "I met a titan in the north."

"Titan! True or false?"

"Even if he is as brave as Francis, the Titan guy is a bit too big! Hahahaha." Francis always had the most exciting stories, and everyone burst into laughter when they heard the beginning.

Francis remained calm and continued to speak: "The temple of decay is built of quicksand, rain, and love; it is built immediately and destroyed immediately. The Pantheon wants to build a temple of decay, and there is no quicksand and rain to make it." Brick, asked us for love."

"Little Fran has slept with quite a few girls, but I'm thinking that this guy is always changing, I'm afraid he doesn't know what love is!"

Francis was also noncommittal: "Then I sang a love song, "The Nightingale and the Rose". Titan used musical notes to make bricks and built a very beautiful temple. The song sang..."

"Who cares what sour tune you sing? And then."

"Then, then there is no more! Lord Titan is very happy, let's go."

Pants are off, you tell me this?Francis's story of clear soup and little water was really boring, and everyone booed after listening to it.

A person next to him had sharp eyes and stared at Francis' ring: "Where did you get this big ring in your hand? It's a high-end product, and it looks very valuable. Little Fran, I'm afraid he sold his ass to a rich man. , but reluctant to say anything!"

So several people approached him and asked him for the ring. Francis withdrew his hand, folded his hands in front of his chest, and said, "Personal property."

A few people got bored and sat back with swear words on their lips.

I thought it would be my turn next, and I was a little excited, but the free folk thought I was a guest and skipped it.It's a pity, I had seriously prepared a short pornographic novel, in which there are cute slimes and heroic adventurers.

Wayne was dressed as a freeman, but no one became suspicious, and everyone coaxed him to talk.

Wayne didn't stand up, he just sat down and pretended to be flat and said: "I got a Paladin."

The free folk who are usually well-informed and well-informed suddenly exploded, how could it be possible!How can the knight master sleep casually? Didn't the lunatics of the knight order come to chop you with their big swords?You kid must have made it up!

Wayne said: "I deceived the knight's feelings, and then deceived him!"

Everyone's appetite was suddenly lifted.They all want to know what kind of powerful methods Wayne has.

So Wayne regained his spirit and talked about it vividly: how to not know each other in a noisy tavern, how to work together to defeat a giant with evil tastes, how to share each other's heartbeat in the shadow of a sloping rock, how to face a dog The mosquito confessed his love, how he was caught by the elves of Golden Wing City, and how he escaped from the prison and staged a doomsday madness!

Uh, I didn't notice these strange routines before, which really bluffed the audience's eyes.

Then he talked about fighting with the scumbag ex-boyfriend, how he stood up to fight the scumbag and maintained world peace.When they finally kissed each other on the ruins, the four giant dragons fell like kites with broken strings, and the alfalfa flowers bloomed all over the ground like stars twinkling.

Wayne's adaptation is just right, retaining real emotions while confusing real characters, fascinating details that are true and false, and in line with all the characteristics of a good crooked novel.

Sure enough, there was a lot of applause after the speech, but the audience unanimously presumed that Wayne made it up.reason?The Knights Templar are full of religious lunatics with big brains. If you talk about a moment of chaos, some people may believe it, but how can you fall in love with a pagan like you?It's no wonder that the dragons were so shocked that they fell from the sky, four of them!

Wayne whispered, "There are good guys and bad guys everywhere, and the Knights are not all religious fanatics..."

It's a pity that no one except me seemed to hear what he was saying.

Wayne's story was a bit longer and took up too much time, and the guys who had been coy before were rushing to the stage to brag one by one.In the half-truth and half-false story, the free folk with a big heart slept all the common and uncommon creatures in "Natural History", and did not pull any of the 56 non-traditional genders listed in "The Book of Must Die". After listening to a bragging conference, it really taught people to refresh their views.If you talk about the stallion culture of the free people, is it a waste of reputation?

Until the sky was bright and the bonfire was burned out, the bragging conference was still unfinished.The men and women who had heard enough stories and drank the wine hooked up and walked away in twos and threes.There are also some unrestrained ones, lying on the beach in the open air, but they are afraid that before they have time to do anything, they fall asleep on the smell of alcohol.

Francis didn't take us back to his house. He said that the old heroes in the family had to drink and make trouble every year, and they were ashamed to be with them.Then we went to spend the night with Francis' old lover in the theater.

The two heroes slept soundly on their backs in the narrow compartment of the theatre. As a dead man, I didn’t need to sleep, so I ran out alone to listen to a few plays. ", the sonorous and powerful song sang until the evening.The two guys woke up after a full sleep and came to find me, and then started the carnival show for the second night.

I stayed like this for another three or five days, and the time passed quickly.We went to visit the cheap old man again, and hugged and said goodbye.The wanderer who returns home will eventually travel far again.

The Shrine of Immortality by the sea is the skeleton of a whole razorback whale. The huge curved ribs form a series of natural arches, and there is no extra decoration.The sailors who are about to go on a long journey line up to offer a few perishable wild flowers to Titan, praying for a smooth journey.

Wayne whispered to me that he really didn't want to leave.Or just hop aboard a whaling ship and be a freeman forever, never to ask what's wrong on the Continent again!

Why didn't I think about staying? Finding my hometown in someone else's hometown is really absurd and extremely real.

The warm, open, and confident culture of the Freedmen touched me so much that I didn't want to leave, and it made me want to stay awake in this wonderful new world.

But at the same time, the enthusiasm, openness, and self-confidence of the free folk also inspired me.Everything here let me know that a new world of freedom and diversity exists, a new world where all people respect each other regardless of race or gender exists, and this is the way the world should be.All this encouraged my weary steps.

I encouraged Wayne to say, "We have an obligation, and if the world is wrong, we have an obligation to change it."

Wayne was silent.