If you become Yuan Zhisheng's fake girlfriend

I held on to the door frame and coughed for about half a minute before I recovered, my hands were already covered with coffee, and the coffee in the cup was spilled to the point where there was only half a cup left.

I supported the door frame and stood up, staring at him, almost staring blankly: "What did you say?"

The flower-like handsome man Yuan Zhisheng pursed his lips, looked down at the bed sheet, "Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything."

Fuck you 'just pretend I didn't say it'!You choked me half to death and you still 'just pretend I didn't say it'!

My face was expressionless: "Honestly, I know you definitely won't propose marriage sincerely. Say, what stimulated you?"

Yuan Zhisheng was silent.

I calmed down: "You didn't say it, did you?"

"You really don't want to say that, do you?"

I calmly turned around and started kicking the door: "Yuanzhi girl, get out of here! Your brother is out of his mind! Yuanzhi girl, give me..."

"Stop!!" Yuan Zhisheng called to stop immediately, and I turned around with a smile, looking like a villain.

Yuan Zhisheng clenched the bed sheet tightly, didn't look at me, just looked at the flowers used as decoration on the bedside: "I'm sorry, I just thought of it suddenly, I know this is really irresponsible and unfair to you, So pretend you didn't hear..."

"Let's get down to business." I sat by his bed, picked up the apple on the bedside and started to eat it.

However, Yuan Zhisheng still didn't answer this Mensao directly, he just asked: "Chu Yanqin, does the Dragon Clan allow incest?"

I swallowed a mouthful of the apple: "Needless to say, then... cough cough cough cough!!"

I held onto the bedside table and coughed, and Yuan Zhisheng patted me on the back very gentlemanly. Kazama Ruri?"

Yuan Zhisheng was a little embarrassed, probably because he didn't expect my reaction to be so unexpected, although he was probably used to my unexpectedness long ago, ah no, it should be because I never expected it.

If he answers Erika, I will!so I!I……

I just went to hug Yuanzhinv and cry, although I think Yuanzhinv would probably go for a kiss...

Fortunately, Mr. Yuan Zhisheng was very tangled under my expectant gaze, and said in pain, "It's a Zhinv."

God~ why are you so blue~

Water~ why are you so green~

Feng'er~ Why are you... so why is it that he wants to marry me?

I asked: "If you like it, you will like it. What is it that you marry me?"

Yuan Zhisheng asked for water, I immediately handed it over, and he said: "I just thought, maybe if I marry someone else, I can stop this ridiculous thought, but on second thought, it's too much for that girl." Irresponsible, and to you too."

"Oh, why do you think this is absurd?" I gnawed on an apple, probably due to a difference in worldview. I took it for granted that brothers should be together...except for the pair of unfilial sons.

"He and I are brothers." Yuan Zhisheng's melancholy and handsome style made me feel very excited. I took out my mobile phone to take a picture and sent it to Moments, and then 2333 laughed three times and said that this is my boyfriend, mortal, be jealous 233333

Although it is very likely that the result will be killed by Kazama Ruri-san.

But because he was depressed, I couldn't spoil the scenery, so I asked, "Then do you know what he thinks?"

Yuan Zhisheng lowered his eyelids: "I know, he likes me too."

Why am I so upset?

Your sister is in love with each other, why are you still telling me!Show love!What a mess!No matter how entangled, even the last chance to counterattack is gone, big brother!Go get married!

Though you'll probably never be able to counterattack.

"But he and I are blood brothers. Even if we belong to the Dragon Clan, incest between blood brothers is not moral." Yuan Zhisheng's tone was very light and sad, and my dead fish eyes said: "One, there is no such thing as morality in the dragon text." Words, two, there are strings of incest brothers in the dragon family, Constantine and Norton are the first, followed by Loki and Thor, and there are countless second and third generations below. Who told you that the incest of the dragon brothers is against morality? "

"Really?" Yuan Zhisheng was really surprised this time, with a look of 'I seem to have opened the door to a new world'.

"Yes." I nodded.

"How do you know?" Yuan Zhisheng was puzzled, but when I was about to say it coolly and aggressively, he made a stop motion: "Needless to say, I know you are neither a hybrid nor a human being." stuffed.

Can this feeling of being ruthlessly cut off when you are about to pretend to be forceful?

"So don't worry about it, do you still care about other people's opinions if you are in love with each other?" I had a hard time enlightening him, and then quietly plagiarized a sentence: "Look, how many years has he been with you? Flowers bloom and fall along the way, do you really want to make both of you suffer because of things like ethics that are invisible and intangible and only have an impact when you have a child?"

Originally, Yuanzhisheng Jun was very moved after hearing my first sentence, but when I said the second half of the sentence, his whole face became very tangled.

I took the opportunity to make up the knife: "In short, men and men cannot have children."

He made the first historic move. He patted my head and sighed: "I just thought you were serious for a while, can't you add the comment about ethics in the next paragraph?"

"This is the truth!" I said earnestly and took Yuan Zhisheng's hand. "So ethics is a fart, you are not human, listen to grandma! Come on!"

Yuan Zhisheng: "Grandma?"

"Ahem, I'm excited, I'm excited." I coughed: "I used to have a grandson, too. He was not sensible when he was born. He liked his brother, and he was also entangled in ethics."

"And then?" Yuan Zhisheng didn't seem to be so entangled anymore, and actually had the mood to gossip.

I smiled: "Later he fucked his brother, his brother put him into a deep sleep, then he woke up and started chasing his brother again, finally his brother finally got together with him."

Yuan Zhisheng's complexion changed: "Did you fall into a deep sleep? The Dragon Clan is really more brutal than I imagined."

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"So you see, since there is someone you like, why don't you go after it? You are a good girl, you can cook, sing, act like a baby, act cute, kill people, set fire, do business, and understand people. She's so beautiful and handsome, it's just a rare thing!" I said earnestly.

Yuan Zhisheng covered his face: "Why the more you talk about it, the more I feel that there will be many problems with Zhinv."

"Don't give up!" I was shocked.Yuan Zhisheng shook his head slightly: "I won't give up, okay." He almost gave up on himself and said: "Ethics is a fart."

Hearing Yuan Zhisheng-kun say this is really unusual...

"So... there is no delay! Let's design a confession!" My eyes lit up instantly.