The hostess said she likes me

"Ding dong ding dong ding dong!"

"The host binding system has been confirmed!"

Feng Qinyu only felt that she couldn't open her eyes and her head was heavy!

The old side kept echoing the sound of ding dong ding dong!

But the most important sentence she heard!system?

This is the legend...

Highly intelligent and super-pretentious face-slapping artifact, with its own second-swipe copy function, an absolute cheating artifact!With it, pretending to be aggressive every day is no problem!With it, you don't have to be a flying dog anymore!

system!It's such a dick!

According to the conventions of this goofy time-travel drama, could it be that I am...the legendary pig...

"Thinking too much, how is this possible, you are just an npc!"

cut!

"Are you really a system?"

"Must, I have a production guarantee!"

"Why did it take me so long to show up?"

"Uh... this? Each system is judged according to the host's personal ability, especially IQ! If it is higher, you can contact within minutes! If it is lower, you have to complete a hidden task! "

"What task?"

"It might be a fall, it might be walking somewhere, it might be picking up something!"

"Then what am I?"

"Die once!"

"What! Are you so cowardly? My mother wants to complain!"

"This, this is also a one-in-a-million possibility!"

"Then why did you pick me?"

"Think about it, when you were young, your mother always saw you with an 80% chance of comparing you with other people's children!"

"Here……"

"Think about it again, is there always a 90% chance that the math teacher will call you every time you go to school!"

"Here……"

"Just think about it, even people like you can travel through! Is there anyone in the world who can't meet one in ten thousand?"

"I……"

Why do I feel so reasonable!

"So the world is so big and full of wonders, think about it! You can travel through the bathroom! And most of the lottery winners in the world are dicks!"

"If I had known, I would have bought a lottery ticket that day!"

"Wait, I suddenly feel that we are not discussing this topic!"

"I asked you something, what's your use?"

"Should I be invisible or give me a space?"

"impossible!"

"Could it be possible for me to fly into the sky without spiritual power?"

"Hehe, I can't stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun myself!"

"Could it be possible for me to have unlimited lives?"

"Have you read too many of those brain-damaged novels? Unlimited lives, labor and capital themselves don't have any!"

"Then what's the use of you!"

"Here……"

"Could it be that you are just going through the motions!"

"Well, since you asked, I won't hide any more!"

"Actually... I don't even know what it is for!"

"Hehe, I can tell you very gently and caringly! Labor and management want to complain!"

"Don't complain, don't complain! I think I'm still useful, as long as you complete these hidden tasks! I can upgrade!"

"What mission?"

"Do you know where you are now?"

"Isn't it in the book I read before I died?"

"Thinking too much! This is just an image of a character! It's just a place name! Originally, it was developed according to the book!"

"But after you came! Everything changed! Because you came into contact with the heroine! According to the content in the book, you died a miserable death!"

"It's my fault, who doesn't want to live! I'm fine, just be an NPC fucker! Hanging around waiting to be fucked to death by a woman?"

"So, I was born! A system to save you stupid humans!"

"Okay, that's enough, don't act like I'm pretending, you adore me!"

"Well, in short, from now on, you must follow the route I said to develop! Every time you complete enough tasks, I can upgrade to a level!"

"Do you have to?"

"It can't be changed, because once it is changed! Everything will be messed up! Now all the characters here are not as good as you read in the book!"

"Maybe the female partner is also a good person!"

"..."

"I have to remind you! The heroine is probably broken into a black, chemical, and type now! She is the kind of person who is very, very narrow-minded! If you hurt my hair, I will cut off your head!"

"What! I beat her up like that bear before! The heroine is going to amputate me and chop me into scum! There are many more, what kind of torture in the Qing Dynasty!"

"Hey, did your physical education teacher teach you history? The Qing Dynasty? Torture? Did you make a mistake!"

"Anyway, it's torture!"

"Well, it seems that you won't be clicked so early at the moment! The female lead's favorability for you is quite high now!"

"Ah, can you still play like this? Are you sure you're not an emotional thermometer!"

"Hahaha, stupid human beings, now you understand how powerful this system is!"

"What's your name in the system?"

"You can call me by name - the universe thunderbolt invincible, handsome and handsome! Everyone loves, flowers bloom, and fans line up three streets. The handsome and explosive thunder super super super king system! All the words must be explain!"

"Oh, so your name is Wang Ba!"

"Stupid human! How dare you call me such a low IQ, uneducated, uneducated, and uneducated title!"

"You, your name is so many that it is shoulder to shoulder with the dust and the sun, and my abbreviation, understand? It is the essence of human beings for about 5000 years! Do you understand the essence! Concentration is the essence!"

"Hmph, stupid human, I don't want it! Change your name!"

"Then it's called [-]! After all, you have the character 王 at the end! That's why I thought of eight!"

"I returned the titanium mobile phone!"

"Forget it, I'll call you Xiaoba from now on! According to the route I must take, should I go to Xianxianjing Mansion?"

"Yes!"

"Then my trash body! Shouldn't you give me some kind of elixir? It doesn't need to be too much, just three dozen of the holy grades are enough! I've never been greedy!"

"The beautiful flowers are blooming! Don't worry, your body is fine, after all, you are dying! Called out my system, the invincible number one handsome man in the universe!"

"It won't hurt, it's still the same as before!"

"What the hell? My body looks like I won't survive tomorrow!"

"How could I let you die? After all, beating a dog depends on the owner. As your master, how could I let you die so quickly!"

"I TM..."