Mr. Orange

Extra Story [-] Salted Fish Gu Zuo Yao Ji Ji

Cicada was tearing his throat outside the window, and Gu Fei was lying on the sofa like a bug that was about to die.

It wasn't that the air conditioner wasn't running enough, or that Zhizhi's broken voice outside the window made him unhappy, but he felt that a miniature man had taken a miniature chisel, squatted on his teeth, and chiseled it from time to time.

This kind of pain has lasted for two days, and it is still within the tolerance range. It will not make him crazy enough to want to seek treatment immediately, but it always comes back from time to time, which is really very frustrating.

So Gu Feiye, who was physically and mentally exhausted after securing a difficult client in the industry, skipped today's shift and lay at home doing nothing.

This person has been lying on the ground for an hour and 8 minutes. If Nie Xiqing was here, he would definitely have taken this person to the dentist right now, but the wonderful thing is that Nie Xiqing is not at home. A layer of dust fell, and no one cared about him.

This salted fish is not a procrastination, especially in the past few years after graduation, whether it is work or life, basically everything is done on the same day, and there are few young and promising people, but today is not enough, let alone go to the dentist to eat Medicine, he didn't even have the interest to turn over.

He knew it was wrong, but logically, he just couldn't convince himself to move.

damned.

Please, whoever will let him move, you don't need to come in person, just make a phone call.

Or, a sudden aggravation of the toothache is fine, as long as it makes him want to go to the dentist.

After 15 minutes, Xianyu Gu gave up struggling, lay down on the sofa and fell asleep in a daze.

Looking at this posture, if he was not indoors but exposed to the strong sunlight outside the window, he would be a dried salted fish.

After an unknown amount of time, Gu Fei also woke up. He was woken up by the pain in his neck, and when he woke up, he almost thought his neck was broken for a moment.

So he struggled to get up, idled around the house twice, and then unconsciously poured some wine and drank it.

The sun outside the window was still so vicious, so Gu Fei also squinted his eyes to look out the window, picked up his phone and sent a message to Gu Zhou.

-Brother, let me ask you something, have you ever experienced the seven-year itch?

-Hey, I'm a bit of a girl who doesn't want to type, is it convenient to listen to the voice?

- It's a toothache.

The other party replied after 5 minutes.

-?

-toothache?Have you taken your medicine?Speak when you have a toothache...

- Easy to listen to.

Gu Fei also caught a glimpse of the word "Easy to listen to", put one hand on his forehead, pressed the voice input button with the other and began to speak: "Brother, have you and Brother Fu ever had a period of time that felt special... um, that boredom? No, it's just boring?"

The other party did not reply immediately.

That's for sure, Gu Fei also thought that it would take time to listen to the voice, so he continued, "Oh, no, it can't be said that it's boring, it can't be said, it just doesn't feel the passion. Entering the dreaded seven-year itch, we've both been too busy lately."

The other party replied with a series of graceful ellipses.

"How do you deal with such a situation? Go on a trip? Or live separately for a while? But for travel, we only went there once two months ago, and living apart for a while doesn't seem to work." Gu Fei also He continued to talk nonsense lightly, "Handsome men are especially in demand, brother, recently..."

Barbara.

After talking a lot, Gu Fei finally stopped, and rolled onto the sofa again, waiting for his dear brother to finish listening to the long speech and give him advice.

After waiting for about 3 minutes, the other party finally sent a voice message, and Gu Fei also clicked on it.

Nie Xiqing's voice sounded: "Feifei, are you awake?"

Gu Fei was also dazed for two seconds, subconsciously looked at the top of the dialog box, and then his eyes went dark.

Hehe, there is still this kind of lameness?

Go play around, Gu Feiye!