my roommate is the head
Chapter 1 Chapter 1
In the school season of March, the trees on both sides of the road secretly took out new branches, a boy in white walked hurriedly, some sweat dripped from his small and straight nose, and his round white face was stained with a layer of light pink.
"This little brother, please stay behind~"
Xiao Zhu looked around and found that the street was empty. He stopped and couldn't help but frowned. The person who called him was a Taoist priest, dressed in a gray Taoist robe, with a pair of round sunglasses on his face. His mustache followed the Taoist priest and shook his head. The movements are up and down, a small table is placed in front of him, and the words "Barefoot Daxian" are written on it, dressed like a typical charlatan.
Xiao Zhu walked away without saying a word, the landlord was still waiting for him.
"Brother, brother! I see that you have peach blossoms on your face, which is obviously the moving star of the red luan. How about the old Taoist help you count it! Let you avoid detours and find the hit person as soon as possible!" The Taoist stood up anxiously Get up, lean out most of your body and shout to Xiao Zhu's back.
Xiao Zhu paused, then turned around and said, "How much?"
"One... three hundred!" The Taoist waved three fingers, showing a flattering smile.
Xiao Zhu pouted, turned and left.
"Hey! Don't go! Two hundred! One hundred! Thirty! It can't be lower!" The Taoist gritted his teeth and slapped his thigh, quoting the jumping price.
Xiao Zhu quickly sat down in front of the Taoist priest, looking at him expectantly with round eyes.
The Taoist priest's beard is all wilted, but he still has the basic professional ethics. He pulled himself together and looked at Xiao Zhu's face carefully, and said slowly: "Little brother, this is the face of great wealth and wealth. Do you want to figure it out by the way?" Career? Activity price, a total of [-]!"
Xiao Zhu touched his pocket and slapped the Taoist priest's small table: "I only have these."
The Taoist was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground. He took a closer look and saw that it was exactly thirty. The Taoist sighed. It turned out to be a little poor ghost.
"There is only one sentence, look back suddenly, never forget it."
Xiao Zhu looked suspiciously at the Taoist priest with the old god in front of him, his delicate eyebrows were knotted: "It's gone?"
The Taoist patted his mustache and nodded, and approached the boy in white mysteriously: "If you talk too much, you will reveal the secret of heaven!"
Xiao Zhu pouted, looking at the 30 yuan on the table with grievances, his fleshy hands were ready to move, why don't you take one back... Seeing this, the Taoist priest snatched it quickly.
"Brother, go slowly, come back when you have time~" The Taoist priest took out a leaflet from behind and stuffed it into Xiao Zhu's hand, saying goodbye to him with a smile on his face.
Xiao Zhu took a look and was startled by the brightly colored characters, "Barefoot Immortal, cures all diseases, calculates all lives, exorcises all ghosts, contact number xxx", he raised his head and was about to say something, but found that there was nothing in front of him , where are there any Taoist priests.
Just as he was in a daze, the phone roared crazily. Xiao Zhu stuffed the flyer into his pocket and answered the call hastily.
"Xiao Zhu! Where have you been! People have been waiting for a long time! What's the matter with you kid!" The landlord's deliberately low voice came from the phone, unable to conceal his anxiety.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, something was delayed just now, I'm already downstairs, I'll go up right away!"
Xiao Zhu rushed into an old residential building in a hurry. He was an orphan. To be precise, he was a celibate little demon. He was originally a little pig. Being caught to eat the stew, Xiao Zhu had no choice but to survive as a human being for more than ten years.
He only remembers that when he was very young, he was taken by an old grandfather to apply for a household registration. Before he left, the man gave him his bank card, and 800 yuan was credited to the account every month. Tuition and rent were not included, and there were regular letters. He told himself what to do, until Xiao Zhu entered high school and moved into a nearby residential area according to the instructions, but his money and letters were all cut off.
Xiao Zhu waited for two months, and his savings were almost exhausted. In desperation, he had to go out to work and study. Zhu discussed letting him share the rent with others, and gave him a [-] reduction or exemption. Xiao Zhu agreed without thinking about it. Today's lunch break happened to be the time to meet his new roommate.
"Sorry sorry, I'm late."
The house was too old and there was no elevator. When Xiao Zhu ran to the sixth floor, he was already sweating. He was out of breath and apologized to the landlord.
"Hmph, it's really useless."
What hit Xiao Zhu's face was a cold sarcasm. Although the voice was not loud, there was still a faint echo in this empty corridor.
It was only then that Xiao Zhu noticed that there was still a man standing by the wall. In March, whether it was hot or cold, the boy had already put on short sleeves, and his pair of long legs were particularly conspicuous. The exposed skin and Xiao Zhu were two extremes. Maybe it's because of his body, Xiao Zhu's complexion is very fair, even if you look closely, there is still some pink, but that person has a healthy wheat complexion.
"How do you talk, little brat!"
The man was looking at Xiao Zhu with contempt, and suddenly he slapped his forehead fiercely with one hand, followed by a roar.
Xiao Zhu's eyes widened in horror, his little heart thumped twice, and he saw the back of the boy's head hit the wall with a bang.
The person who came was a middle-aged woman, well maintained, only the fine lines at the corners of the eyes revealed her age, she grabbed Xiao Zhu's hand, and said with a smile: "Oh, look how cute this child is, white and tender~"
Xiao Zhu was still in shock, subconsciously showing some fear towards the woman, he stammered and said nervously: "Ah...Hello, Auntie."
The woman covered her mouth with a chuckle, and patted Xiao Zhu shyly: "What's your name, auntie, sister!"
The boy just recovered from the dizziness when he heard this sentence, his face suddenly became ugly, and there was some complaint in his tone: "Mom!"
Xiao Zhu stared blankly at the two people in front of him, and suddenly realized that he seemed to have an extra nephew, and one couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The boy gave Xiao Zhu a fierce look.
"Why are you so fierce? If you have the ability, go and find your grandfather out! Why come here to get angry!"
The woman gave him a blank look, and then said kindly to Xiao Zhu: "Your name is Xiao Zhu, right? This is my son, Qiu Cheng, don't mind, he has recently had endocrine disorders, and he is a little angry."
"Mom!" Qiu Cheng frowned and shouted in protest, but Qiu's mother ignored her and dragged Xiao Zhu into the house.
Seeing Xiao Zhu nodding in agreement, the two of them and the landlord had a good chat, Qiu Cheng lost his temper in an instant, and followed behind the three sullenly.
Xiao Zhu originally rented one room and one living room. If it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't find a place nearby, Qiu Cheng probably wouldn't share the rent with him, but it's strange to say that Qiu Cheng came to school after school started for so long.Although Qiu's mother was very cruel to Qiu Cheng, she should love her son very much. Xiao Zhu was a little envious of adding a lot of new things to the small room, until he opened the bedroom door...
Qiu's mother probed her head and smiled awkwardly: "It's too big, you just settle down, and I'll change you to a bunk bed after a while."
Xiao Zhu's small broken bed in the house has long since disappeared, replaced by a big pink bed, and the small bedroom was instantly filled.
"We... us?" Xiao Zhu stretched out his finger and pointed at himself, then pointed at Qiu Cheng, who had a livid face, his face full of disbelief.
"Don't worry, I'm not interested in you!" Qiu Cheng only felt that his cheeks were a little hot, and his mother had to hold back her crying.
The landlord was anxious, afraid that Xiao Zhu would regret it, so he hurriedly said: "You two boys, it's okay, just treat it as a relationship!"
Qiu's mother responded repeatedly, but Xiao Zhu couldn't bear the eager eyes of the two, so he could only nod aggrievedly, at worst, he would sleep on the sofa by himself... Let's talk about it when the bunk bed comes.
"Xiao Zhu, you are such a good boy~" Mother Qiu grabbed Xiao Zhu's hand, and there were tears in her eyes, what a well-behaved and obedient child, how pleasing to the eye no matter how you look at it.
Qiu Cheng curled his lips in disdain, and slowly came to the window of the living room. The gentle spring breeze blew through with a little fragrance of flowers, and his mood eased a lot. Suddenly, a soft voice sounded in his ear: "Help me..."
The author has something to say: It’s the first time for a newcomer to write an article, so please give me some advice from the little angels~ (Bow)
Daily update, if something happens, I will ask for leave in the copywriting
By the way, I would like to push the article "How to break into a math book" by Jiyou~
"This little brother, please stay behind~"
Xiao Zhu looked around and found that the street was empty. He stopped and couldn't help but frowned. The person who called him was a Taoist priest, dressed in a gray Taoist robe, with a pair of round sunglasses on his face. His mustache followed the Taoist priest and shook his head. The movements are up and down, a small table is placed in front of him, and the words "Barefoot Daxian" are written on it, dressed like a typical charlatan.
Xiao Zhu walked away without saying a word, the landlord was still waiting for him.
"Brother, brother! I see that you have peach blossoms on your face, which is obviously the moving star of the red luan. How about the old Taoist help you count it! Let you avoid detours and find the hit person as soon as possible!" The Taoist stood up anxiously Get up, lean out most of your body and shout to Xiao Zhu's back.
Xiao Zhu paused, then turned around and said, "How much?"
"One... three hundred!" The Taoist waved three fingers, showing a flattering smile.
Xiao Zhu pouted, turned and left.
"Hey! Don't go! Two hundred! One hundred! Thirty! It can't be lower!" The Taoist gritted his teeth and slapped his thigh, quoting the jumping price.
Xiao Zhu quickly sat down in front of the Taoist priest, looking at him expectantly with round eyes.
The Taoist priest's beard is all wilted, but he still has the basic professional ethics. He pulled himself together and looked at Xiao Zhu's face carefully, and said slowly: "Little brother, this is the face of great wealth and wealth. Do you want to figure it out by the way?" Career? Activity price, a total of [-]!"
Xiao Zhu touched his pocket and slapped the Taoist priest's small table: "I only have these."
The Taoist was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground. He took a closer look and saw that it was exactly thirty. The Taoist sighed. It turned out to be a little poor ghost.
"There is only one sentence, look back suddenly, never forget it."
Xiao Zhu looked suspiciously at the Taoist priest with the old god in front of him, his delicate eyebrows were knotted: "It's gone?"
The Taoist patted his mustache and nodded, and approached the boy in white mysteriously: "If you talk too much, you will reveal the secret of heaven!"
Xiao Zhu pouted, looking at the 30 yuan on the table with grievances, his fleshy hands were ready to move, why don't you take one back... Seeing this, the Taoist priest snatched it quickly.
"Brother, go slowly, come back when you have time~" The Taoist priest took out a leaflet from behind and stuffed it into Xiao Zhu's hand, saying goodbye to him with a smile on his face.
Xiao Zhu took a look and was startled by the brightly colored characters, "Barefoot Immortal, cures all diseases, calculates all lives, exorcises all ghosts, contact number xxx", he raised his head and was about to say something, but found that there was nothing in front of him , where are there any Taoist priests.
Just as he was in a daze, the phone roared crazily. Xiao Zhu stuffed the flyer into his pocket and answered the call hastily.
"Xiao Zhu! Where have you been! People have been waiting for a long time! What's the matter with you kid!" The landlord's deliberately low voice came from the phone, unable to conceal his anxiety.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, something was delayed just now, I'm already downstairs, I'll go up right away!"
Xiao Zhu rushed into an old residential building in a hurry. He was an orphan. To be precise, he was a celibate little demon. He was originally a little pig. Being caught to eat the stew, Xiao Zhu had no choice but to survive as a human being for more than ten years.
He only remembers that when he was very young, he was taken by an old grandfather to apply for a household registration. Before he left, the man gave him his bank card, and 800 yuan was credited to the account every month. Tuition and rent were not included, and there were regular letters. He told himself what to do, until Xiao Zhu entered high school and moved into a nearby residential area according to the instructions, but his money and letters were all cut off.
Xiao Zhu waited for two months, and his savings were almost exhausted. In desperation, he had to go out to work and study. Zhu discussed letting him share the rent with others, and gave him a [-] reduction or exemption. Xiao Zhu agreed without thinking about it. Today's lunch break happened to be the time to meet his new roommate.
"Sorry sorry, I'm late."
The house was too old and there was no elevator. When Xiao Zhu ran to the sixth floor, he was already sweating. He was out of breath and apologized to the landlord.
"Hmph, it's really useless."
What hit Xiao Zhu's face was a cold sarcasm. Although the voice was not loud, there was still a faint echo in this empty corridor.
It was only then that Xiao Zhu noticed that there was still a man standing by the wall. In March, whether it was hot or cold, the boy had already put on short sleeves, and his pair of long legs were particularly conspicuous. The exposed skin and Xiao Zhu were two extremes. Maybe it's because of his body, Xiao Zhu's complexion is very fair, even if you look closely, there is still some pink, but that person has a healthy wheat complexion.
"How do you talk, little brat!"
The man was looking at Xiao Zhu with contempt, and suddenly he slapped his forehead fiercely with one hand, followed by a roar.
Xiao Zhu's eyes widened in horror, his little heart thumped twice, and he saw the back of the boy's head hit the wall with a bang.
The person who came was a middle-aged woman, well maintained, only the fine lines at the corners of the eyes revealed her age, she grabbed Xiao Zhu's hand, and said with a smile: "Oh, look how cute this child is, white and tender~"
Xiao Zhu was still in shock, subconsciously showing some fear towards the woman, he stammered and said nervously: "Ah...Hello, Auntie."
The woman covered her mouth with a chuckle, and patted Xiao Zhu shyly: "What's your name, auntie, sister!"
The boy just recovered from the dizziness when he heard this sentence, his face suddenly became ugly, and there was some complaint in his tone: "Mom!"
Xiao Zhu stared blankly at the two people in front of him, and suddenly realized that he seemed to have an extra nephew, and one couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The boy gave Xiao Zhu a fierce look.
"Why are you so fierce? If you have the ability, go and find your grandfather out! Why come here to get angry!"
The woman gave him a blank look, and then said kindly to Xiao Zhu: "Your name is Xiao Zhu, right? This is my son, Qiu Cheng, don't mind, he has recently had endocrine disorders, and he is a little angry."
"Mom!" Qiu Cheng frowned and shouted in protest, but Qiu's mother ignored her and dragged Xiao Zhu into the house.
Seeing Xiao Zhu nodding in agreement, the two of them and the landlord had a good chat, Qiu Cheng lost his temper in an instant, and followed behind the three sullenly.
Xiao Zhu originally rented one room and one living room. If it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't find a place nearby, Qiu Cheng probably wouldn't share the rent with him, but it's strange to say that Qiu Cheng came to school after school started for so long.Although Qiu's mother was very cruel to Qiu Cheng, she should love her son very much. Xiao Zhu was a little envious of adding a lot of new things to the small room, until he opened the bedroom door...
Qiu's mother probed her head and smiled awkwardly: "It's too big, you just settle down, and I'll change you to a bunk bed after a while."
Xiao Zhu's small broken bed in the house has long since disappeared, replaced by a big pink bed, and the small bedroom was instantly filled.
"We... us?" Xiao Zhu stretched out his finger and pointed at himself, then pointed at Qiu Cheng, who had a livid face, his face full of disbelief.
"Don't worry, I'm not interested in you!" Qiu Cheng only felt that his cheeks were a little hot, and his mother had to hold back her crying.
The landlord was anxious, afraid that Xiao Zhu would regret it, so he hurriedly said: "You two boys, it's okay, just treat it as a relationship!"
Qiu's mother responded repeatedly, but Xiao Zhu couldn't bear the eager eyes of the two, so he could only nod aggrievedly, at worst, he would sleep on the sofa by himself... Let's talk about it when the bunk bed comes.
"Xiao Zhu, you are such a good boy~" Mother Qiu grabbed Xiao Zhu's hand, and there were tears in her eyes, what a well-behaved and obedient child, how pleasing to the eye no matter how you look at it.
Qiu Cheng curled his lips in disdain, and slowly came to the window of the living room. The gentle spring breeze blew through with a little fragrance of flowers, and his mood eased a lot. Suddenly, a soft voice sounded in his ear: "Help me..."
The author has something to say: It’s the first time for a newcomer to write an article, so please give me some advice from the little angels~ (Bow)
Daily update, if something happens, I will ask for leave in the copywriting
By the way, I would like to push the article "How to break into a math book" by Jiyou~
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