My Mountain and Sea Alien Beast Cat Cafe

"Wow! The tickets are sold out like that??" Ran Yiyu was stunned holding the phone, "Is it so fast?"

She was worried that no one would buy tickets, so she planned to buy a few tickets for herself!

Qin Guang: "Huh? 66 tickets? Sold out??"

He was equally stunned.

Only Lin Yuntian raised his head proudly, "Let me just say, the popularity of Shanhaimao Cafe has exceeded your imagination, don't you guys know how to cash in traffic?"

"A group of guys who have a treasure mountain and don't enter!"

As he said, he lay down on the chair like an old man, his thighs shook happily and tremblingly, "So I, Lin Yuntian, are still needed to make a fuss!"

Qin Guang: "Thank you very much."

Ma Dan, the life of salted fish is OVER!

Ran Yiyu was in a state of absolute excitement before the show started.

"Executive officer, I'm going to become a star~ Those people are all coming to my concert~"

In tonight's performance, Ran Yiyu sang and sang, which lasted about 10 minutes, and did not strongly control the audience.

But Ran Yiyu didn't care, she already called all the performances of the five fake cats tonight her own concert.

The newly added Anchovy looked at the atmosphere of Shanhaimao Cafe, all kinds of weirdness, as the blood of ancient creatures, even in modern times, it can eat and drink well as a creature that protects animals, and it still has to show off!

Life is not easy, and the beasts are performing arts! !

Fortunately, he was not the only fish that was injured, and the fish felt that it was more than enough than the top, and Cui Yu's threat of violence was still acceptable.

Before the performance started, in a private courtyard in Huai City, Ling Xiao was holding the tickets in his hands, his expression slightly gloomy.

"Didn't you say that group of people would disappear without a trace? Why did they appear again?!"

In front of him, an old man with a goatee in Taoist robes clutched his chest, "They have masters over there! This old man can't deal with it anymore, sir, please find another master!"

His chest was full of pain, the contract between Mang Shan and him was completely terminated!

This old man is not an unknown person, his ancestors have always been mountain controllers.

The so-called mountain controllers, in short, are those who control the mountains. They can use the essence of the mountains to cultivate, and they can also integrate with the mountains and use the natural abilities of the mountains.

The old man in front of him is one of the best among mountain controllers today, and he even controls Mang Mountain, the accompanying mountain range of the former Eguiwang Mountain.

But who would have thought that this time it was just dealing with a cat cafe, and Mangshan was actually folded into it!

Ling Xiao smiled, without any haze on his face, "Mr. Cen, you think my mission has failed, can you still leave?"

The mountain controller's pupils suddenly shrank to needlepoints, and when he raised his head, he met Ling Xiao's slightly red eyes, "You! You have already!"

The red eyes flashed suddenly, and the magic light flashed away.

All the energy in the mountain controller submerged into Ling Xiao's body.

He closed his eyes, with a look of enjoyment on his face, "Qin Guang, Qin Guang, tell me, why do you make me so obsessed with it?"

When Ling Xiao opened his eyes, a crimson writing brush appeared in his hand, with a small seal script with a silver hook drawn on the iron holder, "Xunhunting on behalf of the sky, peace in the world".

With a sneer, he wrote down the words Qin Guang, and then took the ticket of Shanhai Cat Cafe with this piece of paper in his pocket, and then entered Shanhai Cat Cafe without cover.

Qin Guang had a headache when he saw him.

Cui Yu said without expression, "It seems that in the future, a wooden board will be erected at the door of Maoca, and a letter will be written: Ling Xiao and dogs are not allowed to enter."

The Fudou cat passing by meowed.

What does it have to do with dogs.

Fudou originally evolved from dogs, so he always felt that he was the same ancestor as dogs. Cui Yu said that dogs made Fudou a little unconvinced.

On the road, whether Fudou meets Erha or Teddy, he will greet him enthusiastically. Of course, the dogs are trembling with fear, so there is no need to say more.

After all, Huo Dou is considered a strange beast. Although the blood is not very good, it is still much higher than the current pet dogs.

Ling Xiao only glanced at Cui Yu coldly, and smiled hypocritically, "I hope you can still speak in a while."

Then, he walked away with a cold and proud face.

Qin Guang rubbed his chin, "Ling Xiao has the rhythm of his cards."

Cui Yu blinked, "Probably he thought that having this thing could threaten your life." He stretched out his hand, and in his hand was a piece of straw yellow paper with the words Qin Guang on it.

These two characters are clearly in Ling Xiao's handwriting.

Qin Guang was a little confused, "Huh? Ling Xiao misses me? Write my name to resolve the miss?"

Cui Yu glanced at Qin Guang resentfully, "This is written with a judge's pen, if you tear it up after writing, it will arrest people's souls."

Emmmm......

Qin Guang felt slightly embarrassed.

I really misunderstood Comrade Ling Xiao's mind.

and many more!

"Judge pen???"

Shouldn't the judge's pen belong to Cui Yu?

After all, this guy is the official judge of the underworld, so what happened to the judge's pen in Ling Xiao's hand? ?

As if seeing Qin Guang's question, Xiao Cui Yu said casually, "His is fake."

Then, his face turned red, he glanced at Qin Guang, and coughed dryly, "It's true that the judge's pen has always been blended with my spirit and soul."

Qin Guang: "?"

Blending is blending, why are you blushing?

The performance of Cat Cafe has started, and there are 66 seats, and there are no empty seats.

Lin Yuntian served as the host, and the atmosphere at the scene was really good.

"Let's not talk nonsense, let's watch our poor Qiongqi perform boulder-crushing performance."

The audience said, "Hahahaha! With the small body of a kitten, let's break big rocks, let's break small stones!"

Qin Guang shook his head.

No, it's not, the poor and broken real stone, the Yuhua stone, the super hard kind.

Lin Yuntian said that the audience's acceptance should be considered, and the weight of the Yuhua Stone was controlled at [-] catties.

Ran Yiyu nodded in agreement.

Qiongqi raised his head in delusion to add some weight, and bargained with a small milky voice, "Master Qiongqi is only [-] catties for the first time to sell himself to perform? I can blow it up in one breath!"

In the end, Qiongqi was beaten up by Qin Guang.

So, the audience below saw Lin Yuntian lift a (not so heavy but big) stone with one hand, and Qiongqimiao's thin body was lying on a small round platform.

"The props are made like rain flower stones."

The crowd nodded.

bang-

Lin Yuntian stretched out his hand and threw the [-]-jin Yuhua Stone onto Qiongqi's body.

Qiongqi gave a loud meow!

"Meow!" See how powerful you are, Mr. Qiongqi.

Bang—the round platform on which Qiongqi was lying fell down, and the Yuhua stone slab even slammed twice on the ground.

There was deathly silence in the hall.

Someone murmured in a low voice, "How heavy is that stone!"

Damn, didn't you just kill the cat directly!

Lin Yuntian looked at the person who spoke just now, held the microphone in his hand and said with some annoyance, "It's only fifty catties, not heavy, but I didn't expect this stone to smash the round platform, a mistake, a mistake."

Everyone's scalps are numb!

After a while, if you lift the stone, you will see a bloody mess all over the place!

Damn, whose cat can bear a stone weighing fifty catties? !

Broken boulders in the chest? ?

Break the cat with a big stone!

Just as the people below were flustered, the stone below moved.

"Look, that rock has moved!"

A small and immature meowing sound came from under the stone, Qin Guang's mouth twitched after hearing what Qiongqi said.

"Dead cat, forget it if you die with pride."

The audience at the scene only felt that the thin meowing sound penetrated their souls!

"Ah! The cat is still alive!!"

In fact, the cat is not only alive, but even dislikes the weight of the Yuhua Stone.

Qiongqi, "Only fifty catties?"

It cut and meowed.

Then, the audience at the scene saw a scene that they will never forget for a lifetime.

A white meow, playing various tricks with a stone weighing fifty catties! !

Throw it to the left, boom!

The stone shattered slightly, and the stage was smashed into two holes.

Throw it to the right, the cat turns around, and kicks the stone away handsomely!

The stage was smashed with a bang.

Qiong Qi Meow showed off his muscles on the dilapidated stage.

With a dark face, Lin Yuntian punched it, "Did you destroy the stage?! What do you guys think of the next show?!"

The old men in the audience said: "emmmm."

They are already in a petrified state at this time.

"Blind, it's easy to be blind when you come, hahaha." An upright young girl laughed twice.

The teenage children on the side echoed, "Yeah, I'm really old. How can it be possible for a cat to smash fifty catties of stones?"

The stage is rotten.

But the show must go on.

Next is the Olympiad problem of Fu Doumiao.

The mathematics department students at the scene doubted Fu Doumiao's IQ, so they competed with Fu Dou in person, and after doing math, they doubted life.

When he left the stage, the college student was still confused, "Me? I can't even compare to a cat?!"

Compared with the previous two items, Ran Yiyu's singing really touched their hearts thoroughly.

Some viewers even cried softly, "Mom! Shanhai Maoca finally has a normal show, blah blah."

Some people wondered, "Hehe, is it normal that a cat can sing a whole pop song?"

"Then tell me, is it normal for a cat to smash a fifty-pound stone into pieces?"

"eemmm!"

"Then you said, is it normal for cats to do math to make math students doubt their lives?"

"Emmmmmm!!!"

At the end of the performance, Ling Xiao had a dark face, cast a gloomy glance at Qin Guang, and left.

His piece of paper with Qin Guang's name on it was lost! ! !

lost! !

Ling Xiaokong has a judge's pen, but even after absorbing the whole body of the mountain controller's energy, Ling Xiao can barely write two words.

After writing Qin Guang's name, he can only wait for his body to gather energy, and use the judge's pen next time!

In the end, he threw away the finished writing!

The depression in Ling Xiao's heart can be imagined!