After picking up the young master lost by the wealthy

Jiang Yao took back the folding table and owed Zheng Jingxing a favor.

Before he left, he mentioned a small remark about his household registration, and hoped that Zheng Jingxing would not forget it.

Lao Hu stole his brother's motorcycle and took it to Jiang Yao for a walk.

Jiang Yao also felt a little itchy when he saw the motorcycle.

But his balance is not good, and he can't ride. Old Hu said that he wants to take him for a ride, but he is not happy.

What's wrong with being a backseat, bitches.

As a result, Lao Hu could only get out of the car and push the motorcycle to Jiang Yao's house with his hands.

"Fuck, it's a shame."

Jiang Yao rolled his eyes: "What are you doing riding out if you think it's embarrassing?"

"Damn it, didn't I want to take you for a ride when I rode out, and you didn't come up."

Jiang Yao hung a bag of vegetables on the handle of Lao Hu's motorcycle, which looked even more ridiculous.

Lao Hu pushed up the slope, and beside him was a middle-aged elder sister riding a small electric donkey, who was in the same position as Lao Hu, with vegetables hanging on her hands, and pushed the cart up the slope with a grunt.

Jiang Yao leaned forward and backward with a smile, and hammered Lao Hu hard.

Lao Hu couldn't pretend to be coercive and was swept away, so he pushed him a bit: "Is it annoying?"

Jiang Yao: "This is called don't pretend to be aggressive, pretend to be struck by lightning."

Old Hu: "What's the matter with you and that policeman?"

Jiang Yao took out an orange from Lao Hu's bag, peeled it open and ate it, "I met him at the stall."

Old Hu: "Why didn't you tell me?"

Jiang Yao: "Why are you my wife, I have to explain everything to you."

Lao Hu: "Let me ask about the situation. As far as your mother's political consciousness is concerned, do you think you can let the police know about it? And your little daughter-in-law, who is the breadwinner of the family, how do you explain it when asked by comrades in the police? Give me a break. "

Jiang Yao stuffed all the oranges in his mouth: "Peel it off yourself."

Old Hu: "Stingy."

Jiang Yao clapped her hands, and there was still a faint smell of oranges on her hands.

He smelled it, felt disgusted, and wanted to find a place to wash his hands.

The old nonsense said that he was poor when he was poor, but he was very particular about being poor, and he had to wash his hands even if he peeled an orange. There was no princess so much that he suffered from princess disease.

Jiang Yao went to the door of the store to find a faucet, saw no one was around, turned on the water, and turned it on after washing.

Tick-tock, the water droplets that were not fully contained fell on the bluestone board.

"How did you go about looking for you last time?" Jiang Yao wiped his hands on Lao Hu's clothes twice, and wiped them clean.

Lao Hu didn't dislike him either, as if he was very used to his temper.

"Two jobs, but not for you."

Jiang Yao: "What kind of job? You'll know if it's suitable for you to do it."

Old Hu: "A brother Wang, I go to his KTV to serve dishes and work as a waiter. There is also a skating rink to watch shoes and watch the scene."

Jiang Yao ignored the first one and asked directly about the work of the skating rink: "Just look at the shoes?"

Old Hu: "Let's look at people, if someone makes trouble, go to Lalajia. I have inquired for you, from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] in the evening, all day on weekends."

Jiang Yao was thoughtful.

The old Hu said: "I don't think it's appropriate to serve the plate. Although Wang Ge's KTV is not very strict, the police always come several times a month. If you see that you are underage, it will be troublesome. And there is a lot of good and bad people in that place. , Just throw your face in, and the skin will be eaten. I think the one on the skating rink is suitable, anyway, you don’t need to wear work clothes. If you are found out, you can say that you are a student who came here to play, and you will pass it by fooling around.”

"How much pay?"

Lao Hu: "Weekends are 120 a day, usually calculated by the hour, 15 yuan an hour, if you work from six o'clock to eleven o'clock, 75 yuan for five hours, [-] yuan a month."

Jiang Yao commented like a master: "It's not bad, how did you find it?"

Old Hu: "The skating rink is opened by the uncle of one of my former buddies, who happened to be in need of a shoe watcher. I didn't post a notice to recruit people, so I went directly to him."

Jiang Yao: "Brother Wang, where's the KTV?"

Old Hu: "You have a job, why are you asking this?"

Jiang Yao: "The skating rink is only open until eleven o'clock in the evening, isn't it still open in the second half of the night?"

Lao Hu stopped and stared at him: "Are you crazy? You don't have to read books anymore, so you don't have to sleep at night?"

Jiang Yao: "It's enough for a person to sleep for five hours."

If scientific research shows that four hours of sleep is enough for people, Jiang Yao hopes to directly adjust people's biological clock so that they do not need to sleep.

Old Hu: "No, don't go to the KTV, there is nothing good going on everywhere recently, it's too dangerous."

Jiang Yao took another orange from his pocket, one was not enough, and thought it was too little, so he took two more.

Old Hu couldn't stand it anymore, so he simply gave him the whole bag: "Eat, eat, take it all."

Jiang Yao waited for his words: "If you say it earlier, it's over. You don't like oranges, why do you keep buying them? It makes me hungry every time."

Old Hu's face turned red from his anger, and he cursed for a long time: "Jiang Yao, your fucking brain is so fucking lacking."

Jiang Yao: "It sounds weird to say two fucks in a row."

He stood still and raised his foot to lift the buttocks of the child in front of him.

"Why are you squatting here, it's so cold?"

Old Hu took a closer look and found that the child was Xiaoci.

"Look at the grasshopper."

Jiang Yao squatted down: "Children are immature, what kind of grasshopper, let me see?"

There are four boiling water pots beside Xiaoci, which are full and steaming, and it looks like they just came back from opening the water.

The one in front of him was not a grasshopper, but a praying mantis, with soft front wings and thin back wings, like a girl's gauze skirt when unfolded.

It was eating, chewing on a colorful butterfly, with its two pointed forelimbs raised high, like a girl praying.

Jiang Yao let out an "噫", expressing his disgust on the surface.

The butterfly was still alive, struggling feebly in the mantis's forelegs.

"What's so good about this?"

Xiao Ci: "I haven't seen it."

He looked at the butterfly intently: "My brother is like a butterfly."

Jiang Yao: "Like your uncle, even if your brother looks like a bug, he's still a fucking big bug, or a praying mantis at worst. Illiterate, do you know what it's called? It's not a grasshopper, it's a praying mantis."

Xiao Ci nodded: "My brother is not like a butterfly, but my brother is prettier than a butterfly."

Jiang Yao felt comfortable flattering Xiao Ci from the bottom of his heart. When he was enjoying the admiration of this little kid, he didn't bother to correct a handsome guy like him. The adjective should be "handsome" instead of "beautiful".

Jiang Yao thought: He is really illiterate, he can't even use adjectives correctly, he has to be sent to school without further ado.

"Get up, squatting on the floor is dirty, no one will wash your clothes."

The mantis ate the butterfly and flew away.

Xiao Ci stood up obediently, her thin body looked as if she was about to fall in the wind.

Beside him were four large jugs, very large.

Jiang Yao picked up the four kettles first, and kicked Lao Hu's motorcycle: "Let's drive. Lend me a place to put the kettles."

Old Hu was speechless: "You really used my motorcycle as a bicycle, didn't you?"

Jiang Yao kicked him again, and gave him a fierce look: "Too much nonsense, shut up!"

Seeing his beautiful eyebrows and eyes moving, Lao Hu was pleasing to the eye, and he didn't lose his temper when he stared at him.

Jiang Yao peeled an orange and threw it to Xiaoci.

Holding Xiaoci in his hand, he didn't eat, thinking about it.

Jiang Yao happily said: "Eat, do you want to save it for the New Year? Or do you want to take it back and soak it?"

Xiao Ci took a look at him, and clasped his hands together, with a small orange in his palm, just like the praying mantis, like a gesture of prayer.

"Did brother peel the oranges for him too?"

Jiang Yao looked at Lao Hu, "He? No way, I want to eat and peel it myself."

Old Hu complained: "Fuck you, Jiang Yao, you white-eyed wolf."

After listening to Xiaoci, he felt more comfortable, peeled off a piece of orange, and ate it in small bites.

Seeing Jiang Yao, she sneered, "She looks like a little girl, and she also eats like a girl."

Go forward and meet the homeless man.

He was chased by a circle of children and hit him with small stones, one of which hit his eyes, causing him to scream in pain and fall to the ground.

The children rushed up and spat at him while beating him: "It's you! The rapist! Kill him!"

"Let you do bad things! Let you do bad things! Go to hell!"

"Kick his ass, kick his crotch!"

Among the group of children who beat him up, one of them was the one who stood up for him last time.

After only a few days of seeing each other, the child abandoned the homeless man and, together with other children, joined the army that bullied him.

He knew that protecting him would only make him isolated and attacked by normal people.

Only by bullying him, beating him, and scolding him can he become a normal person.

If a person wants to be a gregarious person, he must abandon some principles of life.

It is difficult to be a good person, but it is easy to be a bad person. One thought is enough.

Xiaoci: "Brother, what are they doing?"

Jiang Yao looked back indifferently: "Don't look."

Lao Hu said with emotion: "This is really angry and has no place to vent, bullying the cowards."

Xiaoci looked up and asked Jiang Yao: "Brother, what is rape?"

Jiang Yao blushed and said fiercely, "Why do you ask so many questions?"

Old Hu Le said: "What are you doing Jiang Yao, your brother is very curious, you have to explain it to him. Come on, Xiao Ci, let me tell you, this rape is a man who wants to have sex with a man. The woman is good, but the woman is not happy, but the man insists on her being willing, so he forced her to sleep, understand?"

Xiaoci ignored him.

Lao Hu touched his nose, and Jiang Yao laughed out loud.

Xiaoci said dully: "I also sleep with my brother."

Old Hu hecked, and said obscenely: "This sleep is not the same as yours."

Xiao Ci looked at him, eyes full of guard.

Lao Hu didn't care about this, and continued: "You are too young to understand."

Xiao Ci was very annoyed by this man saying that he was young and he had to grow up quickly to protect Jiang Yao, so he finally spoke to Lao Hu: "My brother didn't want to sleep with me at first, but I must sleep with him, then I Did you rape your brother too?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Old Hu laughed and almost pouted.

"Fuck, your mother's Hu Xingze! You're going to die!" Jiang Yao immediately kicked Lao Hu so hard that he almost fell to the ground.

"Don't, don't, don't beat me, your brother said it himself, not me! Why are you still blaming me!"

Jiang Yao picked up Xiao Ci viciously: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, you hear me, or I'll break your leg."

Xiaoci didn't understand what he said wrong, and looked at Jiang Yao innocently and naively.

Jiang Yao was overwhelmed by his puppy-like eyes, and threw Xiaoci to the ground: "Forget it, little illiterate."

Old Hu laughed enough, leaned on the front of the locomotive, and pushed the car away: "You really should let your brother go to school, otherwise with this level of education, you can only move bricks in the future."

Xiao Ci subconsciously felt that she had said something wrong, so she walked away without saying a word.

Old Hu teased him: "Hey, brother Jiang Yao, do you know what school is?"

The four words "Jiang Yao's brother" applauded Xiao Ci's mood, and reluctantly answered Lao Hu: "I don't know."

Old Hu: "It is the place where you are taught to read and write, mathematics and Chinese, everything is taught."

Jiang Yao grabbed Xiaoci's hand and wiped it, wiping off the orange juice on it: "Go to study after the new year."

Xiaoci held Jiang Yao's hand silently, refusing to let go, Jiang Yao let him go.

After a while, Xiao Ci looked up again and asked, "Does the school teach rape?"

Jiang Yao's eyebrows twitched, and he kicked Lao Hu over.

Lao Hu was still laughing when he fell to the ground, Jiang Yao thought it was Lao Hu who had ruined Xiao Ci, so he rushed forward with all his teeth and claws, determined to fight Lao Hu desperately.

After being beaten, Lao Hu grinned and followed Jiang Yao.

Xiao Ci stared at Jiang Yao, Jiang Yao suppressed the anger in his heart, silently recited the mantra "Don't get angry", and said calmly: "That's a bad thing, don't learn it. Although we are poor, we have great ambitions and cannot be Bad people, you can't let your parents down, and you have to give back to the society when you grow up."

Xiaoci thought for a moment: "I don't have parents."

Jiang Yao thought to himself: This little bastard still knows that he has no parents, and he was pretending to me before.

Xiaoci added: "I don't want to repay the society."

Jiang Yao guessed that Xiaoci didn't even know what "society" was, so he said angrily, "Then repay your brother, do I want you to be a rapist for raising you so big?"

Xiaoci nodded, then shook his head.

"What my brother says is what he says, I'm with my brother."

Jiang Yao was very satisfied with this standard answer, stroked Xiaoci's dog's head, and said comfortingly: "Remember to make money and spend it for me in the future, and you have to bring me a footbath when I get old."

Xiaoci stared deeply at Jiang Yao, and nodded vigorously.

The author has something to say: Xiao Ci's sick side slowly emerges from the water...

Anyway, the salary card will be handed over to the wife in the future.