please stop teasing

Li Yue smelled a strong smell of alcohol on his body, which was very unpleasant.

Wang Zhao greeted him: "Brother Li, you are in good spirits this morning."

With an ugly face, Li Yue grabbed a long coat, put it on himself, and went to the bathroom with a stick.

He pressed the cold water, and the water splashed on him, which finally woke him up a lot. Li Yue wiped his face and thought about life in the sound of water.

No matter how low his EQ was and how slow his reaction was, he finally realized something was wrong.

Li Yue stretched out his hand to rub a few times, and the thing under his head came out with a posture of wanting to compete with the God of Heaven, stubbornly holding his head up and refusing to admit defeat.

"I cao!"

He cursed in a low voice, closed his eyes, and recalled the few movies he had seen in his mind, but when he thought about it, the things in his mind changed, and it became the scene in the previous spring/dream.

What was even more frightening was that his little brother happily surrendered.

Li Yue looked at the puddle on the ground, pursed his lips, and looked more solemn than ever.

"Liang Yu." Li Yue kicked Liang Yu's stool.

"What's the matter, Brother Li?" Liang Yu quickly took off the headphones he was wearing.

"That," Li Yue's eyes hesitated, "you send me a copy of the URL."

"Ah?" Liang Yu felt puzzled: "What website?"

He yelled so loudly that everyone in the dormitory burst into laughter after hearing it.

"What kind of website can it be, Liang Yu, don't pretend to be stupid there!" Li Yue became a little annoyed.

Liang Yu understood now.

"Brother Li, don't you don't want to watch that stuff?" Liang Yu's expression was still a little worried. Could it be that Li Yue, such a good young man, would also be addicted to this kind of thing and never recover?

"You can post it if you tell me." Li Yue gritted his teeth and added, "Do you think everyone has a girlfriend like you?"

Liang Yu was reminded by this sentence, the wound on his face hurt, he thought, Li Yue was really not easy, hurt by love, it would be a good thing to watch some movies to vent, so he was very concerned about it. A few high-quality ones were selected from a bunch of URLs and sent to Li Yue.

Li Yue said thank you, and when he was about to leave, he couldn't help but stop, stared at Liang Yu's face for a while, and choked out a sentence: "Your girlfriend's teeth are pretty good."

Liang Yu: ...

He really has a hard time in his heart, how dare Li Yue still break up after drinking?

There was no class in the afternoon, so Li Yue sat on the bed with his laptop in his arms, watching the short video with a bitter expression on his face.

I must have not been relieved for a long time, Li Yue convinced himself like this.

As soon as he opened the website, those colorful and vibrating advertisements almost blinded Li Yue's eyes. He didn't bother to choose, so he directly clicked on the most popular one.

Then he sat there all afternoon like a rock, exploring the mysteries of the human body with an investigative spirit.

It's fine, there's nothing wrong with it, I'm still very responsive to women.

Li Yue breathed a sigh of relief.

After watching for too long, my eyes hurt a little, and when I closed my eyes, there were some indescribable images. Li Yue put the computer on the bed, and went downstairs to buy a bottle of water.

When he came back, Liang Yu looked at him with a very complicated look: "Brother Li, I didn't expect you to be so lucky."

Could it be that the sexual orientation was directly changed by being stimulated by the breakup?

Li Yue felt inexplicable, could it be that some strange Prey was played automatically?

He leaned over to take a look, and almost jumped up, and quickly crossed the screen with the mouse.

There were two men on it just now!

Facing Liang Yu's indescribable eyes, Li Yue turned against the general: "What's wrong with you, I asked you to send me the URL, but you actually sent a URL with such content!"

Liang Yu: "Huh?"

Why do you feel like it's really your fault?Liang Yu shook his head, remembering the business: "Brother Li, I saw your name on the school confession wall!"

"Oh." Li Yue replied very flatly.

Wang Zhao followed up with a sentence: "Liang Yu, who is our brother Li, and we have confessed to him a lot, is this worth making a fuss about?"

"It's because there are too many, so you are famous now, Brother Li." Liang Yu showed Li Yue the page on his mobile phone: "And it is the kind of famous one in the whole school, Brother Li, look at this post, the popularity is very high. "

Li Yue had no interest in the school's bbs forum at first, except that when he first started school, he asked where the Internet cafes had faster Internet speeds.

Li Yue originally nodded as if he was dealing with it, but in the next moment, when he saw the two words above, his whole body tensed up.

No, it should be two and a half words.

This post is like this.

[Take a look at those men and women who have attracted countless beauties in A University over the years.There are pictures and analysis, the following rankings are in no particular order. ]

And Li Yue, in the reply speech on the first floor, saw the word "Fu Chang"-although only half of the word was displayed because of the screen.

Sitting on the bed, Li Yue accidentally entered the school bbs forum that he hadn't been in for more than a year, and saw that post on the homepage.

[1. Fu Chang. ]

[This male god is relatively old, but I believe that there should still be many school girls who have heard of him!After all, senior Fu Chang is still the ultimate boss of the company. He has opened many branches at a young age, and senior Fu Chang has also participated in the investment and construction of many projects in the school. The most important thing is!This handsome and wealthy senior Fu Chang!Create the president!He's still single!Sisters and sisters, do you understand what I mean? (Crazy hint jpg.) If you have the opportunity after graduation, go to Chuangcheng, maybe you will marry into a wealthy family from now on!

In addition, I want to contribute the photos of Senior Fu that I have collected from various places and have been treasured for a long time. You are a gentle and handsome senior who deserves to be treasured! ]

What follows is a series of pictures.

Fu Chang in graduation clothes, Fu Chang who was secretly photographed while studying in the library, Fu Chang when he gave a speech on stage, Fu Chang who was in a daze, Fu Chang who was smiling...

Li Yue looked at countless girls' heads below and posted something like [Husband!I want to give birth to monkeys for you! ] Such remarks, snorted coldly with disdain.

Husband ass!He likes men!man!You people never had a chance in the first place.

He looked at those fu chang who were still young, with soft brows, modesty and peace, while complaining in his heart that it was nothing more than that, while honestly saving everything.

As for the part where he himself was rated as a male god, Li Yue had no interest in watching it at all.

Li Yue quit the post and entered the word "Fu Chang" in the search bar.

Although Fu Chang has graduated for many years, there are still many places where he left his mark in University A.

A lot of posts appeared on the search interface, and Li Yue glanced over, most of which were nympho posts.

It has been two hours since Li Yue completely quit the forum. He looked at a large pile of photos lying in his folder and started to be in a daze.

How could there be so many, he remembered how many he didn't keep? !

Li Yue took the mouse and started to delete. With so many photos, he seemed too stupid. How is this behavior different from that group of nympho girls?

But when the cursor clicked on each photo, Li Yue couldn't press delete.

The light and shadow in this picture are well handled, and he should keep it for the purpose of art appreciation; the expression in this picture is not a smile, it is too rare, so it must be kept; this smile is just right, it is a pity to delete it ;This one, he likes the color of this dress!

Li Yue just slid over one by one, and the reasons why they couldn't be deleted popped up one after another, until the last one was turned, and none of these photos was missing.

Li Yue fixed his eyes on the last photo.

Fu Chang was wearing a simple white shirt, probably because he was too tired, and fell asleep on the desk in the big classroom, with long black eyelashes hanging down, the flesh on his cheeks looked soft, his lips were pink, and his nose was a little red.

It looks very gentle and harmless.

Li Yue leaned against the wall of the dormitory, and the coldness spread to Li Yue's skin through a thin layer of fabric, but there was no way to dilute the heat that was continuously accumulated in his chest.

He put his hands on his chest and grabbed the piece of clothing on his chest.

He felt that he was really abnormal.

Even those films filled with flesh-colored, beautiful and sensual bodies of women can't save him from this bad state.

Li Yue went to the hospital with a confused mind, and bought some digestible nutrition on the way.

Grandma's body recovered very well, her complexion was rosy. Dr. Wang told Li Yue that grandma would be discharged from the hospital in three days.

Li Yue's mood finally became brighter.

Grandma took him by the hand and told him a lot of things that happened in the hospital recently, saying that the nurses he hired were very attentive to him, and all the doctors in the hospital were also very talkative. Finally, he asked Li Yue about himself question.

The child has grown up, and is no longer the age when he was afraid that his love affair would affect his studies in middle and high school. Although it is said that the TV is always reporting that the sex ratio of men and women is now unbalanced, but in her opinion, her grandson is very good. , whether it is in appearance or academics, they are very capable.

Who can't find a wife, and it's not her grandson's turn to find a wife.

"Have you talked about friends?" Grandma asked with a smile.

"Ah? Not yet." Li Yue was a little embarrassed: "I still focus on my studies now."

"No matter how important your studies are, you can't concentrate on your studies." Grandma patted his hand: "I still want to live to see my great-grandson."

"It's still early, grandma, you will definitely live a long life."

When Li Yue came out of the ward, an idea suddenly popped up in his mind, and he turned around and went to the mental illness consultation room by accident.

He looked sneaky, but the psychiatrist was not surprised by this, most of the people who came to him had some mental problems.

"May I ask what kind of problem you have?"

Li Yue pursed his lips, the airtight environment brought him a sense of security, and the doctor was tall and honest, looking very reliable, Li Yue told the doctor all his recent unusual reactions.

"When I see him, I always feel my heart beating faster, and sometimes it's numb..."

The doctor looked at Li Yue in surprise: "You are in love."

"...Impossible!" Li Yue stood up from his seat all of a sudden, his face flushed, and he patted the table angrily: "You're just in love!"

doctor:"……"

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Thank you, little angel Lei~ Boo Ha