please stop teasing

This is the first snow this year.

When Li Yue woke up in the morning and opened the curtains, he saw a vast expanse of whiteness outside, and the snow on the roof of the opposite house was as thick as a person's finger.

Li Yue took out his mobile phone, lay half of his body on the window glass, and took a picture facing the outside, adjusted the angle for a long time, followed the steps taught on the Internet for a while, and checked the color by himself. After looking good, I sent the picture to Fu Chang.

[Li Yue: It's snowing, so heavy. ]

[Li Yue: What are you doing? ]

Li Yue stared at the phone screen, feeling that he had waited for a long time and Fu Chang didn't reply to his message. Feeling depressed for a while, he sent another message.

[Li Yue: Do you miss me? ]

Ahhh I just posted something!Such embarrassing words were sent out!It's only been two or three days since I left, I'm thinking of a ghost!

Li Yue pointed at that sentence, but he didn't withdraw it for a long time. His eyes were fixed on the time at the top of the phone screen, and he decided to withdraw it if Fu Chang didn't see the message within 2 minutes.

His heart was beating a little fast, and the thoughts in his head were divided into two camps, arguing and insisting on their own opinions. One side thought that they were already lovers, so what's the matter with being coquettish, while the other said that if they couldn't see Isn't it too embarrassing to see the answer you want to see!

As time passed bit by bit, the corners of Li Yue's mouth also curled up, and he pressed and held the word box, and tapped to withdraw.

The message "The other party is talking" suddenly displayed above scared Li Yue into a fright, and he really withdrew the message as soon as he tried hard.

Li Yue: ...

Fu Chang's voice was a little hoarse, as if he had just woken up: "I miss you, miss you."

Li Yue's ears became hot all of a sudden, and he couldn't help but began to giggle. The corners of his mouth became wider and wider. He was holding his mobile phone, and was about to play Fu Chang's words in a loop, when a pop-up popped up on the page. A sentence: 'My' retracted a message.

Li Yue's smile froze.

No, he just withdrew and didn't do it on purpose!He was just not careful!Why is Fu Chang so stingy, just because he accidentally withdrew it, so he wants to take revenge on himself like this?

Li Yue was unhappy. Before he had time to listen to it twice, he was deprived of the sweet talk that a lover should enjoy.

Sitting on the sofa, he uttered another sentence [I miss you. ] Then he waited eagerly for another surprise to appear on the screen.

The phone vibrated and a picture was sent.

The person in the picture is Fu Chang. He is wearing fluffy pajamas, leaning on the bed with his back, a few strands of hair curled up randomly, his eyes are not fully opened yet, and he made a 'v' gesture.

A voice cut in.

"As a reward for your honesty."

Li Yue complained in his heart what kind of reward this is. It’s not that he doesn’t have photos of Fu Chang. To be fair, he has saved hundreds of photos of Fu Chang’s student days in his computer. Set this image as wallpaper.

Li Yue: "It's almost nine o'clock, hurry up and eat!"

Fu Chang: "I don't want to cook, and it's so cold outside, so I don't want to go shopping."

As soon as Li Yue heard this, it was okay. Fu Chang's stomach was not very good at first, so how could he be so nonsense.

He spontaneously felt a sense of responsibility. As a qualified lover, he must supervise Fu Chang to eat on time and manage his health well.

Li Yue: "You turn on the video."

Fu Chang: "I haven't washed yet, it's a mess, don't open it."

Li Yue bit his lower lip: "No, your photo just now is very cute."

Fu Chang hugged his phone and laughed: "Really?"

"really!"

Fu Chang bent his eyes and rubbed his toes on the soft bedding a few times: "How cute?"

After asking this sentence, Fu Chang himself felt embarrassed first, turned over and buried half of his face in the pillow, only showing a pair of eyes staring at the screen.

Li Yue never knew that falling in love is such a test of vocabulary. He searched and searched but couldn't find a few adjectives: "It's, it's very cute, it looks like Panan!"

Fu Chang raised the corners of his lips: "Is this how Maung Ruo Pan An uses it? It's so perfunctory."

Li Yue scratched his head. He glanced at the time. Now he was in a hurry, and deliberately raised his voice, hoping that this would act as a deterrent: "Hurry up and start the video!"

Fu Chang: "Okay, okay, I'll drive."

As soon as Fu Chang turned on the camera, he saw Li Yue's enlarged handsome face, and his heart filled with satisfaction: "What do you want to talk about?"

"Now," Li Yue cleared his throat, "you should get out of bed now and go to the kitchen."

Fu Chang got out of bed obediently, holding his mobile phone, with a smile on his face, and when he got to the kitchen, he deliberately replied in a tone like a report: "Report, I'm in the kitchen, do you have any instructions for the next step?"

"Cough..." Li Yue felt a little ashamed inexplicably, "Now you open the second cabinet below, take out the bread slices from inside, put them in the bread machine, and then take out the bagged milk powder from the third cabinet , make a glass of milk."

Fu Chang found a mobile phone stand and put it on the table, and ate breakfast facing the screen: "Why do I feel a bit like I am doing food and broadcasting? Do you want to give me a reward?"

"... Hit, what's the reward?"

Fu Chang tore a piece of bread and stuffed it into his mouth, narrowing his eyes: "Well...how about a reward?"

Li Yue shrank his neck, buried half of his face in the scarf, and said in a muffled voice, "No, it's too shameful." He himself felt that the scene was really unbearable to look at.

Fu Chang didn't force it. After eating, he took out the computer from the bedroom: "Are you going out today?"

"I don't go out," Li Yue said, "I'm almost at home during the Chinese New Year, because I basically don't have much contact with relatives at home for some things, so I don't have to go out to see relatives every year." Li Yue paused, "What about you?"

"I'm staying in the apartment."

"Aren't you going home for Chinese New Year?"

"No," Fu Chang opened the game interface, "I came out with my family as soon as I graduated from high school. They saw that I was the first and the second eldest, and thought I was useless. In order to let them have a good year , I'd better not appear in front of them."

Fu Chang said this calmly, but Li Yue felt a little worried: "How can you support the disabled? You are very good, and you are so successful."

"I also think I'm fine." Fu Chang put on the earphones, "There are quite a lot of activities in the game during the Chinese New Year period. Isn't Master going online to bring your apprentice?"

Li Yue also changed the computer, and the two of them came to a YY room and connected the microphone, chatting and playing games.

But it was mainly Li Yue who fought, and Fu Chang was pulled into the team, paddling behind to gain experience, he was bored and had nothing to do, so he clicked on the character card interface of Li Yue's account, and the equipment attributes were just passable The level is far less gorgeous than the attributes of his "Duan Chunliu" character.

"True local tyrant" Mr. Fu decided to get a set of luxurious equipment for his little lover. He wanted so much to be the number one in this district, and Fu Chang was willing to satisfy him.

As he continued to look down, Fu Chang bit his lower lip.

He pretended not to care and said, "When did you get married on this account?"

Li Yue was a little confused: "Marry? What kind of marriage?" He has never been married in the game.

Fu Chang sent a screenshot of the picture: "'Huang Yi's husband, the title is still hanging on the panel."

Li Yue blinked, he really didn't remember who this Huang Yi was.

"I haven't played the game for a long time. I entrusted my account to the head of our gang. It should be him who married me. I'll ask."

Fu Chang propped his chin with one hand, and said lightly in agreement: "Oh." Then he manipulated the character to raise the long sword, flattening the mobs in the dungeon.

Li Yue hurriedly went to have a private chat with Yuedu.

[Yidao: Are you here?When did you help me get married?Why didn't you notify me? ]

[Yuedu: You haven't logged in to the game for so long. During this period of time, several activities in the game can only be completed by couple players. The rewards are still very generous, so I found a girl in the gang to marry you. ]

[Yidao: No, I have to divorce this marriage, you can settle this matter. ]

[Yuedu: What are you leaving?That girl has a pretty good temper, and your divorce will make other girls lose face. ]

[Yidao: How can I marry someone else if I have a partner? ! ]

[Yuedu: Games are games, reality is reality, nothing else. ]

[Yidao: My partner also plays this game. ]

[Yuedu: ...Supervisor, have you supervised the game?No, are you chasing after the girl who used you as a backup? ]

Li Yue thought about it, he had mentioned this matter to Yue Du back then, and he seemed to have been very concerned about Fu Chang since a long time ago.

[Yue Du: Then you have to wait for a few days, Huang Yi hasn't played the game these days, wait until she plays the game before you go to divorce. ]

So far it seems to be the only one.

As soon as Li Yue closed the chat interface, he saw his character lying on the ground with Fu Chang's character, and was KO'd by a group of mobs.

Li Yue: "...how did he die?" He was a level 90 character who played a level [-] dungeon, and was killed by the mobs before he even encountered the dungeon boss. Is that plausible?

Fu Changping said flatly, "I don't know."

Li Yue: "The girl I'm married to hasn't logged into the game recently, so I can't get a divorce for the time being. I'll leave when she's online."

Fu Chang lowered his eyes: "What's the matter with the divorce, I think you're doing well together."

Li Yue: "I don't want to get married. If I want to marry, I will marry you. It just so happens that you are also playing a female number."

When Fu Chang heard this sentence, the corners of his lips rose slightly, and when he saw the title, his lips became tense again. Although Li Yue couldn't be blamed for this matter, he still felt uncomfortable.

"Who wants to marry you."

As soon as Li Yue heard this, his voice rose eight degrees: "No, if you don't marry me, who are you going to marry?!"

Fu Chang didn't speak.

Li Yue became anxious: "Why didn't you answer me?"

He waited for a while, but there was still no response from Fu Chang, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, Li Yue endured the shame, closed his eyes and shouted: "Wow!"

[System: 'Mr. Carrot' has made a transaction request to you. ]

Li Yue opened it and saw a 'unfeeling stone' lying inside, and the transaction price was one gold coin.

Fu Chang: "I was charging money just now."

There are two ways to divorce in the game, one is divorce by mutual agreement, and the other is forced divorce.

It's just that the cost of forced divorce is too high. The price of one unfeeling stone can buy many pieces of equipment stones with good attributes. Most people will not choose to spend this unreasonable money on this thing. Yuedu also thinks so, so Not to mention, Li Yue usually likes arenas and dungeons, and he doesn't know much about the rules of marriage.

Fu Chang listened to the voice that Li Yue just sent over again, and he was in a good mood.

As long as you want to leave, there is always a way, Mr. Fu concluded.