please stop teasing

Wei Daman almost spit out a mouthful of water: "You just agreed?!"

"Otherwise?" Fu Chang raised his eyelids, and the corners of his mouth curled up: "If you don't agree, Brother Fu, I'm still locked in the small toilet by him and can't come out."

"I said this kid is really a tiger," Wei Daman couldn't help stretching out a thumb: "It can make you suffer, respect him for being a man!"

"I'm not at a disadvantage," Fu Chang tapped the keyboard twice: "The little guy is in good shape."

"You're not so beastly, are you?" Wei Daman's eyes were a bit disgusted: "The kid hasn't graduated from college yet, so you can do it at such a young age? An old cow eats tender grass."

"Comrade Wei Daman, please recognize your age. You will be 31 years old in October this year, and I am only 27 this year. How do you have the face to say that I am an old cow eating tender grass?"

"Is there a difference between 27 and 31?" Wei Daman yelled, "It's just a difference of four years!"

Fu Chang glanced at him: "Eating royal food, I didn't see you saying hello to me."

"How do you say that?" Wei Daman was not happy: "Which one of us is with whom? Is the friendship comparable to that of ordinary people? Am I still worried about you? I am afraid that you will plant yourself in it. "

Fu Changhao took a sip of coffee in his spare time, his eyes were filled with: Editing, I see you continue editing.

Wei Daman cleared his throat, and said in a deep voice, "Tell me, that kid is straight, so I have to remind you. Fu Chang, this straight guy is absolutely not to be provoked. You are gay, and you like the same sex. It is natural, it is force majeure, and a straight man likes a woman is also force majeure..."

"How could I be that stupid?" Fu Chang said, "It's just a new idea, and, by the way, doing that little guy a favor."

"Just don't overturn the boat." Wei Daman spread his hands.

"If you are in a hurry, you can help me with some errands later, I still have several meetings today, and I can't get away," Fu Chang took out a key: "You go to his school, Hand over the key to him, I guess I will stay in the company very late tonight, and I can't open the door for him."

"Yeah, make sure to let Brother Fu handle the matter properly!"

Fu Chang and Wei Daman were children who grew up in the same yard. Wei Daman was mischievous and committed all kinds of evil when he was a child, and his grades were so bad that he was forced to stay two grades. Later, because he was afraid that Fu Chang, a radish four years younger than him, would catch up with him, he did nothing. Start studying hard.

But some things can't be avoided.

Wei Daman had a second-year illness in his first year of high school. He insisted on relying on his age to become the head of the school's unscrupulous boys. Fu Chang from the Disciplinary Inspection Commission caught him straight.

He didn't pass the college entrance examination that year, but his family asked him to repeat it, and he was assigned to Fu Chang's class. Fu Chang, a kid, kept him studying all day long, but Wei Daman finally passed a key point in the exam.

He thought that his life was about to reach glory, but who would have thought that he would be given the job of secretary Fu Chang in the future.

Wei Daman drove to the downstairs of Li Yue's dormitory, and called Li Yue. Li Yue asked him to wait for a while, and Wei Daman sat in the car without a face, closing his eyes to experience the long-lost campus life, feeling that he Younger than a teenager at the moment.

But this is just Wei Daman's unrealistic fantasy, because he was 22 years old when he was a freshman.

As soon as Li Yue came down, Wei Daman couldn't help but smack his lips. No wonder that guy Fu Chang agreed so quickly. Looking at the child's figure and appearance, Fu Chang was obviously confused by the child's appearance, so he agreed so freely. of.

Li Yue carried a big backpack and dragged a suitcase in his hand. Wei Daman got down and opened the trunk, a bit confused, so he asked, "Why did you bring so many things?"

"My department head and I asked for a three-month leave," Li Yue said, "I told the head of the department that my grandma was seriously ill and needed to be taken care of, so the head of the department gave me a leave of absence."

Wei Daman handed the key to Li Yue: "Have you really thought about it?"

"Well, by the way, I want to go somewhere later, can you take me there?"

Wei Daman felt that this young man was quite polite, and now he was very suspicious that what Fu Chang said to him today contained deliberate exaggeration, this little guy looked quite obedient, not edgy at all.

But the place he was going to really surprised Wei Daman.

"No, what are you doing in the sex toy store?"

Li Yue took out a piece of paper from his schoolbag, and it was densely written in chic handwriting.

Wei Daman poked his head over to take a look, only to see a line of big characters written on the top: same-sex sex/behavior is required.

Wei Daman: ...

Li Yue took out a mask from his pocket, made a preliminary disguise for himself, and then got out of the car, not forgetting to tell Wei Daman: "Just wait for me."

This equipment is quite complete, even the camouflage props have been tossed.

Wei Daman often sends messages to Fu.

[Wei Daman: Are you sure he is straight? ]

[Fu Chang: I'm sure, what's wrong? ]

[Wei Daman: Why do I feel that he is so eager for something to happen? ]

[Fu Chang: What did the little guy do again? ]

[Wei Daman: Do you know where he just went?He's in a sex toy store. ]

[Fu Chang: It seems that the little guy did a good job in his homework. ]

Fu Chang looked at the chat records and couldn't help but smile. He felt that there was really nothing wrong with him this time. At least, from yesterday to today, he had been amused by this young man many times.

Wei Daman couldn't help but feel ashamed seeing Li Yue sneaking out of the sex toy shop, and Li Yue also carried a black plastic bag that looked quite heavy.

...do I need to buy so many?

Li Yue sat in the passenger seat, took off the mask, his face was flushed, and put the bag on the back seat.

"What did you buy?"

"……do not know."

"I don't know?" Wei Daman almost choked on the answer, how could he not know?

Li Yue's face was steaming, he pursed his lips, and said a little annoyed: "It seems that I bought a lot of things that were not in the plan..."

"Trapped?"

"...They were too enthusiastic," Li Yue said awkwardly, "and they kept showing me how to use those things. I didn't dare to watch them, so I bought all the things they recommended, but he reimbursed them."

He is really an innocent young man.

Wei Daman sent Li Yue to the door of Fu Chang's house, "Take care of yourself, child."

Fu Chang is a fox who has become a spirit. Don't let such a pure and innocent brat be in trouble.

There is a big gap between Fu Chang's place and Li Yue's imagination. He originally thought that with Fu Chang's status, no matter what, he would have a private villa, the one with an open-air swimming pool, which was always played on TV. .

But in fact, Fu Chang only lives in a relatively high-end residential area. The room has two bedrooms and one living room, plus a kitchen and bathroom.

Fu Chang acted very quickly. After agreeing to take care of Li Yue, he directly paid all the medical expenses for his grandma's hospitalization and surgery. In addition, he also gave him a secondary card, saying that he could use it casually.

I can afford the four words of rich and powerful.

Li Yue is not a person who takes advantage of others for nothing. Since he has decided to be adopted, he must be a qualified lover. For this reason, he didn't sleep all night last night, and he didn't play games. pile of information on this.

In addition to the previous list of necessary items, he also made a "responsibility list".

As a lover, the first step is to keep the donor in a clean and tidy environment.

But Li Yue wandered around the whole room for a long time, but he didn't find anything that needed his help.

Wei Daman had told Li Yue before that Fu Chang would come back late tonight.

Li Yue was actually quite happy in his heart.

Although he was very unwilling to be overwhelmed by others, he also had to admit that the patron is an out-and-out successful person, and the company has a lot of affairs. After the patron settled those matters, he should be very tired when he came back. On the whole, I can't think of doing that kind of thing.

Li Yue took a shower, wiped the water off his head casually, lowered the temperature of the air conditioner, and tuned it to a random channel. He was wearing pajamas with a pillow in his arms, and sat on the sofa watching TV boredly, ready to wait for Fu Chang return.

Today is his first day in office, and he has to leave a good impression on the donor. The two of them signed a support contract for a whole year.

The show I watched was a blind date show, with the same format, a bunch of female guests judged a male guest, the lights were left on for those who were eye-catching, and the lights were turned off for those who were not.

Li Yue looked at it for a while, then got up and went to the kitchen to fill a bowl of hot porridge and put it on the table to wait for it to cool down. After finishing this, he nestled back on the sofa.

The show was really boring. Li Yue watched as his upper and lower eyelids were fighting, and his head was bit by bit like a chicken pecking at rice. Li Yue shook his head and forced his eyes open. After a while, his head tilted completely. fell asleep.

It was already two o'clock when Fu Chang returned home. He untied his tie, sighed wearily, and opened the door to find that the lights were still on.

The little guy hasn't slept yet?

As soon as Fu Chang entered the door and saw the scene on the sofa, he couldn't laugh or cry.

Li Yue was lying crookedly on the sofa, with one leg stretched out on the coffee table, one sock on his foot was missing, holding the pillow in his hand, the TV channel had long since lost its signal, turning into snowflakes.

Fu Chang took off his suit jacket, walked lightly to the sofa, and prepared to move Li Yue back into the room.

But obviously, he overestimated himself too much, and underestimated Li Yue too much. Li Yue was taller than Fu Chang, and loved sports. He had developed muscles that should not be underestimated. The people here are comparable.