lie
Chapter 31
In fact, it's not that Li Muyan has never stayed at Qi Qi's house, and even shared the same bed more than once.However, this time the situation is different.This time, Li Muyan was bestowed with ardent blessings.Of course he knew what Xiao He was thinking: Qi Qi drank too much, and at the same time, Li Muyan, who was said to have drunk too much, stayed overnight, so he had a formula to deduce the correct answer to this question.
Li Muyan has really been looking forward to it for a long time.He thought that this kind of thing was like bungee jumping for him who still didn't regard himself as gay in his heart. Before it was actually implemented, he was so looking forward to it, and once it came to an end, he might be cowardly, even afraid of hurting his legs. Soft—but, there is no such thing at all!
Li Muyan, who had hesitated for too long, could no longer restrain his inner impulse.He needs to be truly with Ziqi, truly intimate; he needs to be able to fall asleep in the same bed and wake up in the same bed with Ziqi without any excuses; combination.
"Qi Qi, I have something to tell you." Li Muyan looked into Qi Qi's eyes, suddenly and solemnly.
Qi Qi was alert, and after thinking for a while, he smiled silly, "You don't mean to ask me to borrow money, do you?" Then, his smile subsided, and he patted Li Muyan's shoulder with loyalty, "But Don't worry, I'll borrow it!"
Li Muyan stared at the other party unconsciously, "Tell me, if you are drunk now, will it be easier to agree to my request?" He wanted the other party's approval so urgently that he could really cheat the other party's consent while he was drunk.Maybe he will regret it afterwards, because he didn't use a better method, but right now he is in a difficult situation.
"You are the one who is drunk." Qi Qi, who still remembers what Xiao He said before, definitely corrected him, and then repeated his words memorably, "So, now that you are drunk, will it be easier for you to agree to me? request?"
After all the hard work, and being so eager, he didn't hesitate to regret, and he didn't hesitate to use raw rice to cook mature rice, Li Muyan decided to speak——
Zic gets ahead of him.
"You heard about me, I have something to tell you." Qi Qi reached out to hold Li Muyan's shoulders, "If you heard me, don't hit me." He added worriedly.
"What's the matter?" Li Muyan couldn't help asking.
"I..." Qi Qi hesitated to speak.After a long hesitation, he finally let go, "I want to vomit."
"Uncomfortable?" Li Muyan immediately supported the other party, "Let's go upstairs first, and it will feel better if you spit it out. I can help you make some honey water."
"Do you think I might be pregnant?"
Li Muyan was speechless for a moment.After a long while, "You need to practice how you can drink. It's impossible for you to be as good at drinking as you are in this industry." He said helplessly.
Qi Qi was amused by his reaction, laughed straight and said, "I lied to you. I haven't lied to you for a long time, and you are so naive——Can I still not know that I won't be pregnant?" Speaking of which, his His expression became melancholy again, "I just hope I can get pregnant."
Li Muyan didn't know whether he should continue to naively believe what the other party said.At this moment, Qi Qi suddenly pushed him away.
For a while, Qi Qi circled around like a headless fly, and then he finally found a good place, and he ran from the lobby of the building to the sewer in the green belt outside the building.
Qi Qi vomited for 10 minutes.Li Muyan was at a loss, not knowing how to relieve the other party's discomfort.When Qi Qi couldn't even spit out clear water, Qi Qi stood up a little bit. At this moment, Li Muyan, who had been standing beside him, quickly reached out to support him.
"Let's go upstairs first." He supported the other party and walked towards the building again.
Qiqi turned his head and looked over, "You said you would help me mix honey water, right?" He vomited for so long, but his memory is still so good.
"Yes."
"You are amazing." Ziqi said quite admiringly.
Li Muyan felt a little guilty after being praised: "It's very simple."
"No, I absolutely can't do it." Qiqi emphasized "absolutely" with an accent.
Li Muyan thought to himself, could you burn down the house by mixing honey water? "Just pour a glass of water, add some honey to the water, and stir it with a spoon." He introduced Qi Qi's "absolutely impossible" honey water mixing process.
However, Qiqi shook his head solemnly and insisted on his position: "I definitely can't do it. Because, I don't have honey at home."
Li Muyan was speechless again.
Qiqi smiled expectantly and repeated the previous question: "You said you would help me mix honey water, right?"
"... Is there a 24-hour convenience store near your house?"
Ziqi started laughing hard. "I just told a joke, why don't you laugh?" He suddenly thought of a certain possibility, and asked vigilantly, "Don't you think it's funny?"
Li Muyan could only bite the bullet and answer: "It's funny."
"Then you smile."
"...I am laughing in my heart, this is an inner drama."
Fortunately, Qi Qi was really drunk, and he just believed Li Muyan's nonsense.After nodding his head heavily, Qi Qi said sincerely: "I think, in fact, you are quite good at acting."
Li Muyan always thought so.But after hearing what the actor of double material said, he couldn't help thinking, and took the opportunity to ask curiously: "How does it compare with you?"
Qi Qi replied without hesitation: "That's definitely not as good as me."
... Li Muyan has always thought so.
"Are you born so good at acting?" Li Muyan, who didn't take acting seriously at first, has been paying more and more attention to better acting methods recently because of his cooperation with Qi Qi, which made him subconsciously ask.
Qi Qi immediately shook his head and said: "Of course not. Peter Brook's "Empty Space", Richard Boleslavsky's "Six Lectures on Acting", Martin Essling's "Absurd Drama", Erika Fisher Richter's "Aesthetics of Behavior and Performance" and so on, in short, I have read dozens of books on drama theory, and the accuracy is more than six - if you don't work hard at all, you will realize your dream , What is the use of this kind of achievement that can only be attributed to good luck? It's like when a person is dying, he can't say that the greatest satisfaction in this life comes from winning a 5000 million jackpot."
Li Muyan has the most in his life is good luck.As soon as he was born, he had a family background that everyone envied, and as soon as he debuted, he had a traffic that everyone envied.He has never worked hard, and everything is within his reach.For the first time, he realized how lucky he was, and how empty he was.
Mathematically speaking, he has hit dozens of 5000 million jackpots, however, these are meaningless.If he hadn't met Qi Qi, when he was dying, he would not be able to find anything that could make him say his last words without regrets in this life.
... Fortunately, he met Qi Qi.
However, just meeting Qi Qi, what's the use of this kind of luck?When he was dying, Li Muyan secretly decided that he must be able to say that he did his best to win Qi Qi's response in this life, but he never did anything that he regretted afterwards.This will be his greatest achievement in this life.
Li Muyan has really been looking forward to it for a long time.He thought that this kind of thing was like bungee jumping for him who still didn't regard himself as gay in his heart. Before it was actually implemented, he was so looking forward to it, and once it came to an end, he might be cowardly, even afraid of hurting his legs. Soft—but, there is no such thing at all!
Li Muyan, who had hesitated for too long, could no longer restrain his inner impulse.He needs to be truly with Ziqi, truly intimate; he needs to be able to fall asleep in the same bed and wake up in the same bed with Ziqi without any excuses; combination.
"Qi Qi, I have something to tell you." Li Muyan looked into Qi Qi's eyes, suddenly and solemnly.
Qi Qi was alert, and after thinking for a while, he smiled silly, "You don't mean to ask me to borrow money, do you?" Then, his smile subsided, and he patted Li Muyan's shoulder with loyalty, "But Don't worry, I'll borrow it!"
Li Muyan stared at the other party unconsciously, "Tell me, if you are drunk now, will it be easier to agree to my request?" He wanted the other party's approval so urgently that he could really cheat the other party's consent while he was drunk.Maybe he will regret it afterwards, because he didn't use a better method, but right now he is in a difficult situation.
"You are the one who is drunk." Qi Qi, who still remembers what Xiao He said before, definitely corrected him, and then repeated his words memorably, "So, now that you are drunk, will it be easier for you to agree to me? request?"
After all the hard work, and being so eager, he didn't hesitate to regret, and he didn't hesitate to use raw rice to cook mature rice, Li Muyan decided to speak——
Zic gets ahead of him.
"You heard about me, I have something to tell you." Qi Qi reached out to hold Li Muyan's shoulders, "If you heard me, don't hit me." He added worriedly.
"What's the matter?" Li Muyan couldn't help asking.
"I..." Qi Qi hesitated to speak.After a long hesitation, he finally let go, "I want to vomit."
"Uncomfortable?" Li Muyan immediately supported the other party, "Let's go upstairs first, and it will feel better if you spit it out. I can help you make some honey water."
"Do you think I might be pregnant?"
Li Muyan was speechless for a moment.After a long while, "You need to practice how you can drink. It's impossible for you to be as good at drinking as you are in this industry." He said helplessly.
Qi Qi was amused by his reaction, laughed straight and said, "I lied to you. I haven't lied to you for a long time, and you are so naive——Can I still not know that I won't be pregnant?" Speaking of which, his His expression became melancholy again, "I just hope I can get pregnant."
Li Muyan didn't know whether he should continue to naively believe what the other party said.At this moment, Qi Qi suddenly pushed him away.
For a while, Qi Qi circled around like a headless fly, and then he finally found a good place, and he ran from the lobby of the building to the sewer in the green belt outside the building.
Qi Qi vomited for 10 minutes.Li Muyan was at a loss, not knowing how to relieve the other party's discomfort.When Qi Qi couldn't even spit out clear water, Qi Qi stood up a little bit. At this moment, Li Muyan, who had been standing beside him, quickly reached out to support him.
"Let's go upstairs first." He supported the other party and walked towards the building again.
Qiqi turned his head and looked over, "You said you would help me mix honey water, right?" He vomited for so long, but his memory is still so good.
"Yes."
"You are amazing." Ziqi said quite admiringly.
Li Muyan felt a little guilty after being praised: "It's very simple."
"No, I absolutely can't do it." Qiqi emphasized "absolutely" with an accent.
Li Muyan thought to himself, could you burn down the house by mixing honey water? "Just pour a glass of water, add some honey to the water, and stir it with a spoon." He introduced Qi Qi's "absolutely impossible" honey water mixing process.
However, Qiqi shook his head solemnly and insisted on his position: "I definitely can't do it. Because, I don't have honey at home."
Li Muyan was speechless again.
Qiqi smiled expectantly and repeated the previous question: "You said you would help me mix honey water, right?"
"... Is there a 24-hour convenience store near your house?"
Ziqi started laughing hard. "I just told a joke, why don't you laugh?" He suddenly thought of a certain possibility, and asked vigilantly, "Don't you think it's funny?"
Li Muyan could only bite the bullet and answer: "It's funny."
"Then you smile."
"...I am laughing in my heart, this is an inner drama."
Fortunately, Qi Qi was really drunk, and he just believed Li Muyan's nonsense.After nodding his head heavily, Qi Qi said sincerely: "I think, in fact, you are quite good at acting."
Li Muyan always thought so.But after hearing what the actor of double material said, he couldn't help thinking, and took the opportunity to ask curiously: "How does it compare with you?"
Qi Qi replied without hesitation: "That's definitely not as good as me."
... Li Muyan has always thought so.
"Are you born so good at acting?" Li Muyan, who didn't take acting seriously at first, has been paying more and more attention to better acting methods recently because of his cooperation with Qi Qi, which made him subconsciously ask.
Qi Qi immediately shook his head and said: "Of course not. Peter Brook's "Empty Space", Richard Boleslavsky's "Six Lectures on Acting", Martin Essling's "Absurd Drama", Erika Fisher Richter's "Aesthetics of Behavior and Performance" and so on, in short, I have read dozens of books on drama theory, and the accuracy is more than six - if you don't work hard at all, you will realize your dream , What is the use of this kind of achievement that can only be attributed to good luck? It's like when a person is dying, he can't say that the greatest satisfaction in this life comes from winning a 5000 million jackpot."
Li Muyan has the most in his life is good luck.As soon as he was born, he had a family background that everyone envied, and as soon as he debuted, he had a traffic that everyone envied.He has never worked hard, and everything is within his reach.For the first time, he realized how lucky he was, and how empty he was.
Mathematically speaking, he has hit dozens of 5000 million jackpots, however, these are meaningless.If he hadn't met Qi Qi, when he was dying, he would not be able to find anything that could make him say his last words without regrets in this life.
... Fortunately, he met Qi Qi.
However, just meeting Qi Qi, what's the use of this kind of luck?When he was dying, Li Muyan secretly decided that he must be able to say that he did his best to win Qi Qi's response in this life, but he never did anything that he regretted afterwards.This will be his greatest achievement in this life.
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