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It’s not a waste of time to break through the iron shoes.

Intentionally planting flowers but not blooming, unintentionally planting willows and willows make a shade.

The people who invented these proverbs in ancient times seemed to have foreseen the plan of Li Muyan and Qi Qi to sell rot.

After Li Muyan's episode of "Xiaoyaole" was broadcast, Li Muyan and Qi Qi's CP finally stepped onto the big stage of history.Of course, this is also due to the release of the "Struggle" TV series.

Before that, Qi Qi had only made two niche films, playing either a mentally ill patient or a perverted criminal, which was really hard to attract the love of little girls.And in "Struggle", Qi Qi's character set according to netizens said "from the high-cold and glamorous at the beginning to a little bit soft and cute in the later stage", coupled with good looks, finally attracted a group of appearance associations fans.And "Xiaoyaole" is also very popular.Li Muyan, who has been observing the number of fans on Qi Qi's Weibo, clearly saw that Qi Qi's number of fans immediately increased by tens of thousands on the second day of "Xiaoyao Le". The number of fans has also increased steadily, and can reach [-] to [-] every day.

Everyone likes to put Qi Qi and Li Muyan together and say that CP fans keenly grasp the cuteness of a bamboo horse and a bamboo horse, and the reunion of a broken mirror. Within a few days, someone has already "bizarrely" CP.Li Muyan himself likes the name "Biqi". On the one hand, this name comes from Xiao Li's "Xiaoyaole" saying that Li Muyan and Qi Qi's reunion is as bizarre as a movie. On the other hand, it is also a combination of their respective surnames—the key is Li Muyan's The surname is first, which makes Li Muyan appreciate the eyes of netizens.

What makes Li Muyan most gratified is that CP fans are really famous detectives, and some people have posted "bizarre", and those microblogs about burning wheat and watches before have been dug out, and CP fans have never let go of any Li Muyan And ziki really wants to draw attention to the details.

In fact, CP fans observed more things than Li Muyan had hoped the other party would discover.Someone noticed that in "Xiaoyaole", Xiao Li teased that Li Qi and Li Qi would get married early tomorrow morning. Li Muyan and Qi Qi accidentally looked at each other, subtly embarrassed, but Qi Qi couldn't help laughing afterwards.

/I feel that Mu Yan has real feelings, but Qi Qi is so stupid and sweet that he doesn't know anything. /

/Don't be so cruel, I believe that Mu Yan is a black-bellied attack, Qi Qi is stupid and sweet, and doesn't know anything, so he will definitely be eaten to death by Mu Yan. /

Fans and friends, you have indeed seen through my true feelings, but do you think that Qi Qi will be eaten to death by me?You have almost reached the point where you are almost unable to read watches.

In any case, the rise of the "bizarre" CP is almost a hearty victory for Li Muyan.However, Li Muyan was not satisfied with this.He wouldn't simply and naively think that when the whole world thought he and Qi Qi were a couple, Qi Qi would believe so too.But having said that, the more Qiqi and him look like a pair, the more hopeful he is to make their pair a reality.

Therefore, Li Muyan decided to use another trick.

"I have a way to kill two birds with one stone." In the evening, Li Muyan came to Qi Qi's house to work as a chef. While frying spring rolls, he said to Qi Qi who was leaning on the kitchen door frame and admiring his "magical cooking skills".By the way, he doesn't believe Qi Qi's flamboyant "magic-like cooking skills" praise, after all, a foodie can say anything for food...even though he is secretly happy in his heart.

Qi Qi kept staring at the spring rolls in the frying pan with a look of fascination, which made him somewhat absent-minded when responding to Li Muyan's topic. "What kills two birds with one stone?"

"For the first bird, we will go one step further and sell the rot, and for the second bird, we will fight Xing Wei CP."

As expected by Li Muyan recently, after the broadcast of "Struggle", which is one of the selling points of gay love between men and men, fan literature immediately sprung up like mushrooms after rain.Among them, Xing Zhou unexpectedly also accounted for a small half of the country.Among them, the "bizarre" real CP has contributed a lot.But on the other hand, the official matching of the first male and the second male made Xing Wei, a CP colleague, occupy the top of the show's CP with an overwhelming advantage, which can be said to almost crush Xing Zhou.

Li Muyan can't forget the serious harm that the fanfic written by the netizen named Fat Chang caused him with just a side story, and it's time to sound the clarion call for counterattack.

"I have a pot of cactus that looks like an upside-down letter A." Li Muyan said without thinking, "So, I'm going to give myself the screen name of 'Cacti with Inverted A'."

Qi Qi rubbed his chin and thought carefully, "I always feel that this cactus has malicious intentions. You don't mean to want me to give me a CP-like name, such as the dog's tail grass that pretends to be B?"

"...I'm not as bad-hearted as you."

"Then what's the use of the name?"

Li Muyan elaborated from the beginning: "I will use this name to write a fanfic of Xing Zhou in "Struggle". Filming my residence. I will try to get the program crew to photograph the cactus, and then try to cover up and divert the attention of the program crew. When this episode airs, with the sharp eyes of the two Conan and three Jintianyi of CP fans, someone will definitely think back I started with the "Cacti with Inverted A" that I posted not long ago. When that article was published, none of the fans knew that I had such a pot of cactus, so I might have written that article. And so on, You also use a similar screen name, and after a while netizens will discover this second impossible coincidence. In this way, they can finalize the two fanfictions we wrote. You see, there are so many sellers in our circle Rotten CPs, which pair of CPs were found to be writing fanfic by themselves? At that time, let’s see who else in the rotten world can fight us.”

Qi Qi stared at Li Muyan dumbfounded.He was speechless, completely speechless.

After a long time, he finally found his voice, "Are the spring rolls ready?" he asked quickly.

Li Muyan looked at the golden spring rolls, and then turned off the fire in satisfaction. His sense of anxiety made him warn in advance: "It's very hot now, wait a moment, don't scald your mouth with blisters."

Qi Qi nodded vigorously, he waited for two seconds, and then stretched out his hand holding the chopsticks for a long time.

Li Muyan patted the hand that was not afraid of death, and returned to the topic: "Is this the plan to revitalize Xing Zhou and promote the bizarre?"

Qi Qi thought for a while, and then gave up thinking: "I don't need to use my brain in front of you with my IQ. Help me think about how I should choose a name that can only be found by netizens afterward."

He who makes others think he is not smart must be cunning, if not very smart.But the honest Li Muyan can only use his brains hard at the moment. "By the way, I remember that I went to visit the set before. In the scene you filmed, you, you took a book from the shelf, right?"

"Ah."

"Do you remember any book?"

""Must Find Alex." After thinking for a while, Ziqi added, "It's so beautiful."

Li Muyan was very surprised: "Just because you took down that book for acting in the movie, did you really read it?"

Qi Qi nodded as a matter of course: "Although according to the plot, I just took that book casually, but according to the degree to which the character I played loves books, he must have read all the books on his bookshelf. Therefore, I must check that book again. book, in case that book conflicts with the plot of our movie."

"Why the conflict?" Li Muyan asked puzzled.

"For example, in "The Book of Qin", one of the secrets that my character knows that can lead to the ultimate truth is that the principal of the school is actually a woman, and she just keeps pretending to be a man. If in "We must find Ali There is also a cross-dressing plot in X, so when the hero comes to confront me, in order to avoid this secret being exposed, I will definitely subconsciously avoid the book with a similar plot when choosing books at random.”

Li Muyan was silent for a long time, when he spoke, he spoke from the bottom of his heart. "If you hadn't already won two Best Actors, I would have gone bankrupt and would hold a film festival to present you with the Best Actor Award."

Qi Qi suddenly became curious, "Could a film festival really make you bankrupt?" He asked with a strong thirst for knowledge.

Li Muyan nodded without hesitation: "Don't look at me always boasting that I am rich, but buying a yacht can actually make me bankrupt."

"Really?"

"Well, after buying a dozen luxury yachts all at once, I'm broke."

"What about real estate?"

"Although I may still have dozens of houses and some investments, being penniless means being penniless. If I want to eat, I may have to use the excuse of being your cook for the rest of my life."

"...I really want to hit you." Qi Qi said painfully, because he had to suppress the raging desire in his heart.

Li Muyan picked up the plated spring rolls: "Come, try it."

"Okay, I love you to death."