chirp?chirp chirp chirp!

There is a saying that "a phoenix on the ground is not as good as a chicken". In fact, a phoenix that has not grown up looks like a chicken. It is similar in stature, fluffy and delicate, and even screams like a chicken, "chi chi chi chi chi".

The difference is probably that the little chickens usually have yellow hair, while the little phoenix usually has red hair...

What if a little phoenix cub that hasn't grown up is still a phoenix cub on the ground at the same time?

Not only is it not as good as a chicken, it is simply not as good as a drowned chicken.

Yao Zunrang, who occupies the mountain as king in Nanshan, was originally a big rooster with golden hair and iron claws. Recently, the world celebrated the year of the golden rooster, and his cottage was also filled with joy. , is a busy and peaceful day.

Unexpectedly, when the day came to noon, sister-in-law Lan, a reed hen who could not yet transform into a human form, aggressively drove a little chick to see the king, asking him to do justice for her.

Sister-in-law Lan is a well-known hen in Nanshan who protects the calf. Whoever hurts her baby can she fight desperately with whomever. Her heroic spirit even makes her feel two points, so she quickly summoned her to ask what happened.

Of course, the Yaozun has long been in human form, a man over the age of [-], his appearance is nothing special, and he does not have the prominent aura of his original form, but the whole person exudes restraint and gentleness. , the towering chest was half loose.

She pushed the chick who was curled up into a ball forward with the tips of her wings, and said angrily: "This! I don't know where the brat came from, and dared to spoil my second sister, king, do you believe it? The second sister actually Run away from home with this bastard!"

The Yaozun was dumb, he had profound cultivation, although he was still a demon who did not enter the class of immortals, but he could tell at a glance that the kid like a furball was not an ordinary chicken chick, even though the spirit of immortality was not strong, it was not the little boy of Phoenix ?

The Fenghuang family lives in the mountain of alchemy in the sky, facing the sea in the sky, and writes in five colors. The standard is morality, righteousness, propriety, benevolence, and a symbol of peace in the world. This little chicken... no, little Phoenix is ​​still a standard baby, how can it run To his little-known Nanshan?

But Sister-in-Lan didn't recognize it. Apart from lack of cultivation skills, there were various other important reasons. The ordinary little phoenix boy had red hair that was as dazzling as flames. conspicuous.

The Yaozun persuaded Mrs. Lan to go back, and then dismissed the little Yao who was waiting next to her, got off her seat, squatted down and asked the little Fenghuang softly: "You...you left the mountain privately, right? What's your name?"

The little boy groaned, his head still buried in his chest.

The Yaozun was stunned: "What? You don't understand human language?"

"Chichi, chirp chirp—"

"This..." Yaozun said in his heart, this is troublesome, this little phoenix can't understand human language, let alone turned into a human form, but this fact is weird, logically the little phoenix breaks out of the shell, eats the world naturally, it doesn't take much time God, he penetrated the six ways of immortals, demons, men, devils and beasts, let alone human words, nonsense is a piece of cake.

Is it mentally handicapped?

Nanshan Yaozun couldn't help holding Xiao Zai in his arms, the boy finally raised his head, tilted his head to look at Yao Zun, his black eyes were shining brightly.

Hmm...it really looks like a chicken.

This is how to do?The Yaozun was in trouble, and walked around the meeting hall with the little fur ball in his palm:

The best way to deal with children who have run away from home is of course to quickly notify the parents to lead them, but the problem is that although Yaozun is the king in Nanshan, I am the only one. Once he leaves Nanshan, then...

Besides, he is a monster, and monsters cannot go to the sky. Even if they can, the group of immortals with their nostrils upturned will beat him out of the heaven with clubs before he can say a word.

After turning around three or four times, Nanshan Yaozun found that the only way was to keep this little cub by his side temporarily, and wait for the Phoenix Clan to find out that they had lost their baby. When they started hunting for birds, he could Return the boy back.

Having made up his mind, he put Xiaozai on the desk, and explained his plan in detail to Xiaozai who didn't know if he could understand. At the end, he stroked the bird's head and pondered: "Do you have a name? It's small, but it's still a phoenix, so it must have a famous name."

"grumble!"

The Yaozun was stunned, and shook his head again and again: "No, no, this name is not good at all..."

"Chichi, chirp..." Xiaozai flapped his wings and jumped up, but accidentally jumped into the inkstone placed on the desk, and jumped out after a scream of "ji", and stood on the desk of Yaozun. Running around in a panic.

The Yaozun felt more and more that the little phoenix might be a little sick in his head, sighed, gently put his hands around the trembling little boy, and was about to ask someone to clean up the desk, but unexpectedly discovered that the ink stains that the little boy ran past just now were falling down. It seems to have drawn a crooked "Lang" character.

"Yes! Let's call you Lang, Lang, I mean, very good, you really are a phoenix." Yao Zun said thoughtfully.

But this peace of mind and gratification obviously came too early.

The Yaozun is a rooster, and he is also a man who cultivates to become a demon. Of course, it is not so easy to bring up a baby, but this Phoenix's cub, he is really worried about handing it over to others, and there is no better way than to take care of it himself.

This baby daddy career has been greatly challenged from the very beginning-this Phoenix boy named "Lang" is energetic, curious and loves to get into trouble.

On the first day at Yaozun's house, he became addicted to ink, dyed his two little paws black, and then jumped up and down all over the study.

Although young, Phoenix is ​​not a chicken after all, and Xiao Lang can fly, which makes his scope of harm not only limited to the floor, but also attached to the walls and ceiling.

The Yaozun returned to his study after finishing his business. Seeing such a scene, no matter how much he comforted himself, the little phoenix is ​​an immortal, and the demon should respect the immortal. When he saw the two rows of clear paw prints on his beloved paper, he couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed it. Xiao Lang was about to reprimand——

Xiao Lang let out a "cheep", and the whole ball of fur flew out of Yaozun's hands, and went straight into Yaozun's lapel. It also got on him.

The fluffy warm ball pressed against his skin, the Yaozun was so itchy that he wanted to laugh, and felt that he should be angry at this situation. After struggling for a while, he sighed and said with a wry smile: "Xiao Lang, come out!" Come on, I won't scold you, let's go wash our bodies, shall we?"

The gray head poked out, and the two still round black eyes blinked at the Yaozun.

"Well, I won't scold you. But you have to know, it's not good to do this. You see, you can't transform into a human form, and you can't clean up your dirty place, so you have to ask others to help you clean up the aftermath. And," Yaozun mentioned For my own book, hang the two rows of paw prints in front of the gray head, "You have trampled on the book in such a mess, what do you think?"

His tone was always gentle, without any anger, as if he was muttering rather than blaming, but the gray head let out a small "ji" from his mouth, and retracted again.

This time, Yao Zun refused to come out no matter how much he called, so in desperation, he had no choice but to hide a fur ball in his chest and walk towards the bathing pool of the mansion.

After taking off his clothes, Xiao Lang had no hiding place, so he naturally went to the ground.

After all, it was Xiaozai's heart. When he saw the bathroom built with the hot spring in the mountain as the source, his eyes immediately rounded up a little, and he jumped into the water with cheers.

The Yaozun was a little worried that the little phoenix didn't know how to swim, so he stopped his movements and watched his every move until he saw the little phoenix's gray head emerging from the water, like a waterfowl on the water, he breathed a sigh of relief and spoke loudly. Smiling, he also got out of the bath.

Little Fenghuang had a good time, dived into the water fiercely, dived to Yaozun's side in one go, then surfaced again, looked up, Yaozun was looking at him with a smile.

The water in the pool is not deep, and with the height of Yaozun's human figure, he has not yet reached his crotch, so he can see his strong, upright, powerful figure at a glance, and because of the transpiration of the water mist, his skin is covered with water droplets, slightly flushed.

Little Phoenix stared dumbfounded, and after a while, suddenly "cheeped", and couldn't help but cover a pair of wings in front of her eyes, and remained motionless.

Seeing this, Yao Zun couldn't help laughing, and praised half-jokingly: "Sure enough, it's Phoenix. At such a young age, I already know how to see no evil."

"Chi! Chi!" Little Phoenix cried anxiously, but still didn't move its wings.

"Okay, okay," the Yaozun suppressed a smile, and said in a coaxing tone, "It's okay, you're a boy, so there's no need to shy away from it. I'll see you later when you transform into a human body."

Hearing this, Little Phoenix carefully moved his wings away, took a sneak peek, and immediately the whole body of the bird sank, and the water overflowed the bird's head in an instant.

The Yaozun was shocked, he bent down and stretched out his hand to fish it out, and rescued the dizzy little bird from the water, and put it in the palm of his hand. The place:

On the head of the little phoenix, just above the two eyes, there are a pair of small, tender horns, the color is like the yellow of a chicken, and it is on top of the gray hair. Discover.

Isn't Xiao Lang a phoenix?But what other species?

But his body is obviously immortal energy, without any impurities. Judging from his Taoism that cannot be transformed into a human body, this immortal body is definitely born rather than acquired.

Among the bird race, only the phoenix can become a fairy when it breaks its shell, but in the hundreds of years of Yaozun's career, he has never seen a bird with a beast's horn.

He stretched out his hand involuntarily, and put his index finger on each of the two strange things. Xiao Lang immediately jumped up from his palm, jumped three feet high, and flew staggeringly in the air.

"Xiao Lang?" Yaozun said apologetically, "You can't touch that place, right? I understand, I'm sorry, don't be angry, I'll help you dry yourself, come here?"

"Chi, chi, chi, chi." Little Phoenix tilted his head to one side.

The Yaozun laughed again: "Come here quickly, don't catch a cold."

When he was sitting by the bathtub, dragging a dry towel to wipe the body of Xiao Lang who was obediently squatting on his knees, the Yaozun regarded himself as the little boy's father - if he was not qualified, his brother should be about the same.

At least take good care of this naughty ghost who fell from the sky and abducted the little girl of the Chicken Clan until the Phoenix Clan finds it, but the chicken is not as good as the sky...