Huang Laiyi

"Wake up, wake up!" Zhao Rui woke up once in the middle, before opening his eyes, the noise of pots and pans rang in his ears.Of course it was a bit exaggerated, but it was the sound of the copper basin falling to the ground, but Zhao Rui felt a little messy in his ears.If she knew what she was facing, she wouldn't have passed out like this.

"Your Majesty?" The people beside the bed looked at Zhao Rui who was stunned on the bed with different expressions.

There were signs of waking up during the day, and the favored and unfavored in the palace were all waiting by Zhao Rui's bed.Zhao Rui fell into a coma and fell into a coma until night.Opening his eyes, he saw a group of men wearing makeup beside the bed.While digesting these men, Zhao Rui also had to digest one thing, she had crossed over.As soon as this breath was digested in her throat, a fat man whose body was so fat that it was crumbling hit her heart.

"Your Majesty, are you alright? What else is wrong with you? You must not be in trouble!"

Before he could digest it, Zhao Rui opened his mouth after being hit by the fat man, "Hi."

"..."

The fat man had tears on his face, and with an expression of weeping with joy, he turned his head and shouted outside: "Your Majesty is hungry! Tell the dining room!"

When he learned that he had crossed over and woke up surrounded by everyone, Zhao Rui remained calm on the surface, and touched his crotch wretchedly with his hand hidden in the quilt. Has he become a man?not at all.Has there ever been such a person in history?Is it a woman disguised as a man?Looking at the rising and falling chest behind the thin unlined clothing, and looking at the circle of men beside the bed, she couldn't tell that she was a woman, so she might be Michelle Ye in "The Number One Under Heaven".Don't talk about corsets, if you wear a corset, you can pretend to be a man.Zhao Rui still believed that it was impossible to be blind. Her feminine characteristics were so obvious that the assumption of "a woman disguised as a man" disappeared in Zhao Rui's mind at the same time.The men beside the bed were more delicate than the other, full of kings, and their tone was more humble than the other.During the time of self-organization, Zhao Rui also had some guesses.

The fat woman who threw herself into Zhao Rui's arms seemed to be of a higher rank than the servants around her.It also seemed to be someone the former owner could trust.Well, at least the howls are more attentive than others, which is kind of the same thing.The people under the bed had different expressions, several of them were crying, and the ants would race away after seeing it.It's really embarrassing for these people.Although I have read some time-travel novels in high school, it was more than ten years ago after all, and I don’t know whether the current time-traveling style is popular or not.Zhao Rui is going to wait and see what happens.

Zhao Rui was helped out of the bed by the fat man, despite the fact that the fat man is thick and thick, his hands and feet are quite light.Like holding a porcelain doll.Zhao Rui stood by the bronze mirror, hey, it's true, his lips are red and his teeth are white, his face is very fair and tender.It's just that the white cloth wrapped around his head is a bit eye-catching.Zhao Rui touched his head, the faint pain made Zhao Rui frowned.He didn't say a word at first, but now he is frowning, which makes the surroundings shiver for a while.Compared to the fear of others, the fat man was very angry: "Your Majesty, don't be angry, I will dig those two sluts out even if you dig three feet! I will definitely not let them have a good time!"

Looking at the white cloth on the head, it is indeed the place where the original owner died.Now Zhao Rui doesn't have any signs of life from the original owner.Thinking about it, the original owner was probably the one who acted recklessly. Although his face was beautiful, his face was full of excessive indulgence, and the bags under his eyes drooped to the corners of his mouth.The skeleton is not very big, it may be a long-term promiscuity, standing next to the fat man, it looks like a thin monkey.Zhao Rui felt a little sorry for the vest line in his previous life.

"Yeah." I don't know what happened, as of now, Zhao Rui knows nothing about the original owner.It may be too long ago, but Zhao Rui always remembers that ordinary time-travel novels can inherit the memory of the protagonist.There is no brain wave until now, is it because the restart method is not right?Does she want to go to bed again?Even if he didn't inherit the protagonist's memory, he would come to a girl to find out.Embed the protagonist with a worldview.

So should she use the bad "I lost my memory" stalk?

Zhao Rui can't think too much now, it makes him a headache.When I was in high school before, I didn’t have any leisure activities. Unlike the current students, I can play with my smartphone.To read a novel, I can only press the broken keyboard, the screen is so small, it would be good to have a dozen or so characters, but I read it with great interest, and the keyboard is blurred and collapsed.Dreaming back in the middle of the night, I would drool at the thought of time travel.When I went to college, my addiction to novels was cured by love.I'm in a relationship, and I don't have time to read novels.After work, I don't even pay attention to popular novels.As for the time-traveling dream, it has long been left in the boring middle school days.Then I want to time travel, probably because of the imminent enemy college entrance examination.

"Your Majesty?" Thinking that the King was dissatisfied, the fat man said, "The doctor came just now, and you heard it too. During this period of time, we should avoid eating, so..."

Zhao Rui swallowed, looking at the dishes on the table.Zhao Rui couldn't be dissatisfied, she was shocked.Picking up the chopsticks, he picked up a piece of steaming pork head, and smelled it before he even took off the cover. The servant did not waste Zhao Rui's expectation.The meaty pork head sizzled in the bowl.Although the bowl is not small, it is not surprising that there are not many pieces of meat.The more exquisite the less weight, such as Japanese food.Then I fell in love with my partner, and I ate two hours of kaiseki, which made my stomach growl.After parting with the subject, I called my roommate down, ordered a hundred skewers in the backstreet, ate happily, was kicked in the stomach by my roommate, and looked back, the subject who should have gone upstairs half an hour ago was flushed. Holding Mala Tang.

Some traditional Chinese medicinal herbs are buried in the bowl, and the meat is contained in the mouth, and the nasal cavity is filled with the spicy aroma of the medicinal herbs.Tasty meat, fat but not greasy.After chewing two bites, it melted, and before I could swallow it, I picked up a second piece.It seems that all delicacies should be prepared in one go.After blowing twice, I stuffed it into my mouth, not caring about the heat.The hot pork head warmed up Zhao Rui's chest, and the time travel dream came back all of a sudden.

Seeing the king feasting, he also knew that the king was satisfied.The fat man didn't think too much, he quickly picked up the porcelain bowl, and scooped up lotus seed porridge for the king.Zhao Rui took the porridge bowl, a small porridge bowl, which also looked very delicate.The whole body is translucent and very refreshing.Just relying on this porridge bowl, Zhao Rui almost drank two more mouthfuls.

The dishes were still being served, and Zhao Rui felt a pity for a second when the pork head meat bowl was brought down.At other times, she would definitely have to use a bowl to mix rice.This kind of gravy bibimbap is simply the best in the world. When he was young, Zhao Rui could eat two bowls.Now that I am old, Zhao Rui will also bring it to the next.With gravy, steaming lo mein, and a small handful of chopped green onions.

In fact, Zhao Rui didn't bother to eat. While eating, she also thought about the craftsmanship of this bowl and the cooking of this ingredient. She wanted to start from here and infer which ancient period it was probably in.It feels like the Tang Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty. It's over, and the history is all returned to the teacher.

"Your Majesty, do you want to take a break?" After eating, the fat man asked again.

Zhao Rui stroked his belly, looked at the servants waiting around him, and felt a little puzzled.

"No need," Zhao Rui said, "I... I want to read a book, you follow me to the study."

"Ah...ah?" The fat man looked surprised, "Your Majesty, do you want to read?"

"Why? No?" Zhao Rui asked back, turning the fat man's question back: "Of course you can, no, the king wants to read any book, just tell me to wait, why bother?"

"This king also wants to go." Zhao Rui said.

When he woke up and saw the weak male pets, Zhao Rui thought of the Tang Dynasty.In fact, she also had a funny guess in her heart.As soon as I ate this meal, my heart thumped, wouldn't it?The ones who served the dishes were all little boys, each more beautiful than the other.After leaving the door, Zhao Rui's steps became heavier and heavier.There was a buzzing in my ear.It may be that I ate too much. I ate so much as soon as I woke up, and my blood sugar soared too high.

When he arrived at the study, Zhao Rui exhaled, and turned to look at the fat man: "Is the majesty of this court a woman?"

"Huh? Yes, of course."

"certainly?"

"Of course," the fat man said, "Is it a woman or a man? What's wrong with you, Your Majesty?"

A stream of blood rushed straight to Zhao Rui's forehead: "Go, bring me the history of the country."

After reading the book, Zhao Rui heaved a sigh of relief, "Damn it, I don't understand it."Although he only had a rough idea, Zhao Rui's guess was confirmed.When he woke up before, Zhao Rui had some guesses, thinking that he had read too many YY novels, which was unlikely.While eating, Zhao Rui also looked at the servants.The male servant's eyes are more floating, and the maid's eyes are more determined.Coming out of the room, all the guards are women.Men too, all in the backyard.What should be done by men is done by women.Where there should be women, there are men.The gender is inverted.

The dream in the second stage of middle school came true, Zhao Rui traveled through time, and even traveled to a world where women are superior to men.

"Your Majesty?" Fatty Zhao Liu asked cautiously, "What are you thinking?"

Zhao Rui looked a little serious, interlocking his fingers and touching his chin: "How can a man get pregnant?"

Wouldn't it be amazing?Zhao Rui concluded that only the novels about female figures more than ten years ago dared to write such an anti-physiological setting.The fat man's name is Zhao Liu, and his surname is Zhao. That's right, the original owner's name is also Zhao Rui.Will this be too easy?Is it God's will?

"Cough... Your Majesty..."

Before Zhao Liu finished speaking, a woman came to the door.Apparently Zhao Rui's words were also heard by the woman.The woman didn't react much, she was used to this dandy's tossing around.

When the woman approached, Zhao Rui was stunned for a moment, isn't this her junior high school classmate?Hey, is this time travel or a tour group?

"Wang Dan?" Zhao Rui whispered.

"My lord." "Old classmate" bowed on the spot.

Uh……

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