ABO is not a junior

Called Zhou Lai: "Help me clear those things on the forum, or you will wait for me to 'please' you."

Zhou Lai: "Brother, you are in such a hurry to reincarnate or have a baby, labor and management haven't even invited you to leave here, so you let me watch that shitty forum."

Class was about to start, and the old woman hadn't come in yet, Zhou Lai had no choice but to lower his voice to reply, but the tone of anger remained unchanged.

Xu Feng: "Will you go or not?"

Realizing that the person on the other end of the phone was turning off the air conditioner, Zhou Lai instantly felt the chill behind his back, and immediately stepped across his face.

Zhou Lai: "Can't I go? Why do you have so many messes. Well, the old witch is here, so I hang up."

When the 'old hag' approached the classroom, the classroom that was still smoggy just now became quiet in an instant.

Huh——Fortunately, he accepted it quickly, otherwise the credits would probably be gone again.

Hey, he seemed to have a very fast hand just now, which is a record-breaking existence for a handicapped party like him.

Xu Feng, who heard the beeping sound, was stunned for two seconds. Why does this kid's voice be so unbearable.

If you don't believe me, next time he has to teach him a good lesson for his uncle and aunt, and let him know what "elder brother" is.

Hmm - after realizing that the phone was hung up, Xu Feng was stunned for a few seconds, and then his head seemed to clear up.

After rubbing his temples, Xu Feng decisively decided to go back to sleep.

After kicking off the shoe on the last foot, Xu Feng thought of a problem, that Omega's figure is really bad, skinny.

After taking a nap, Xu Feng slept until the afternoon. It was no surprise that he was awakened by the smell of food in the cafeteria.

Xu Feng: "It's strange, the food in the cafeteria is obviously worse than the staple food, so why is it so fragrant?"

Xu Feng, who just woke up sitting on the bed, muttered that since his family found out about his relationship with Song Zhi, he moved from home to school.

Suddenly there was a rush of footsteps outside the door, and then he heard the sound of his door being opened.

With a snap, the door made a 360 turn directly.

Zhou Lai: "Brother, my buddy came to see you. I don't see you every day like three autumns. Do you miss me?"

Xu Feng: "Yes, I think you will die now."

Every time Zhou came to his dormitory, it was like setting off firecrackers in the hospital, making people want to beat people.

Thinking that he had made a big move when he came in just now, it seemed that he didn't consider whether he was still sleeping, maybe he woke him up.Zhou Lai smiled awkwardly, then raised the takeaway in his hand like offering a treasure.

Then Xu Feng's stomach groaned, not giving him face, so Zhou Lai quickly set out the food on his own.

Zhou Lai: "Well, brother, I haven't come to see you for a few days. How did you fall from the international style to the aesthetics of the little brother next door?"

While talking, Zhou Lai sneaked a peek at Xu Feng's 'approachable' casual suit that He Yu had bought with great difficulty in "Big Sale".

If Xu Feng didn't understand what Zhou Lai was doing at this time, he would rather vomit to Zhou Lai all the food he ate than Zhou Lai.

Xu Feng looked at the person opposite who was having a good meal with black lines all over his face, and really wanted to slap him, but thinking of his stomach throbbing slightly, he decided to forget it.

However, the person sitting opposite still didn't realize it, and while breaking the disposable chopsticks with his hands, he complained about Xu Feng's aesthetics.

Zhou Lai: "Dude, who bought your clothes for you? I know your legs are long, but you don't have to be so 'long'."

Zhou Lai looked at Xu Feng with half of his legs exposed, and smiled very 'deeply'.

Xu Feng: "Do you not want to eat anymore? If not, I will help you contribute the chopsticks to the trash can."

As a gesture, Xu Feng sat up and was going to grab the chopsticks from last week. Zhou Lai hurriedly dodged but Xu Feng snatched the chopsticks before he could dodge.

Zhou Lai: "Don't, brother, I don't want you to be a human being. Besides, I bought your food. If you don't give it to me, then none of us will eat it."

As he said that, Zhou Lai quickly snatched Xu Feng's share from the table and held it in his hands.

Xu Feng was waiting by the trash can, wanting to tease Zhou Lai, but he didn't expect this kid to be smart enough to threaten him, so he frowned slightly.

Zhou Lai turned his back to Xu Feng, but Xu Feng didn't reply, he thought this kid was angry, but who made this kid keep ordering him around, well, we must fight the evil forces to the end.

Xu Feng: "Put it down." But Xu Feng did not expect that this time his voice was a bit louder than expected.

Then I only heard a 'pop', as if something had fallen.

Then, Xu Feng turned around and saw Zhou Lai raised his hands and looked at him innocently, Xu Feng's face turned completely dark.

Zhou Lai: "You seemed to ask me to let go just now, didn't you?"

Zhou Lai whispered back with an air of flattering afterwards.

Xu Feng: "I let you go just now, but if I let you drag the hand of your 'goddess', do you have the guts to let it go, huh?"

The trembling ending sounds like Zhou Lai. After listening to the sound for so many years, why do I still feel so scary.

Zhou Lai: "Well, bro, eat my share first, and I'll buy another." After speaking, Zhou Lai ran out the door at the speed of a rabbit rushing to the finish line.

Xu Feng: "You don't have to come back anymore, roll as far as you can. Otherwise, I can't help but want to kill you, walk slowly, and don't see you off."

After finishing speaking, Xu Feng closed the door with a 'snap'.

Outside the door, Zhou Lai looked at the door he kicked open with a look of 'I'm stunned'.

Why is the door so loud? If someone knocks on the door at night, it won't sound like a bomb.Open your eyes and see that it is made of aluminum alloy, no wonder it has been dropped so much and it still makes such a big noise.

Suddenly the door opened again, Xu Feng threw the word 'Get out' at him, and then slammed the door down with a 'slap'.

Zhou Lai, who was still standing in front of the door, touched his nose subconsciously. Fortunately, the nose was still there.

No, shouldn't he be pointing at Xu Feng's nose and yelling at him for injustice, not only driving him out, but also making him 'shut the door'.

Forget it, he doesn't want to ruin his image because of this shit, cursing like a shrew is not his style, what if someone sees him.

Well, today he was planted.

What the hell are you thinking about, since Xu Feng has 'abandoned' him, he has to make up for himself, so he decided to have a big meal, and take two more photos for him, making Xu Feng mad.

Thinking of this, Zhou Lai left Xu Feng's dormitory alone, and walked towards the Food City.

Taking a broom to clean up the food that Zhou Lai dropped just now, Xu Feng looked at Zhou Lai's lunch box and hesitated.

Before, he and Zhou Lai always had separate meals, but now Zhou Lai 'wasted' his meals, and he didn't want to go out now.

After sitting for 3 minutes, Xu Feng's hand approached Zhou Lai's lunch box.

Whoever told Zhou Lai to drop his food, he can eat his food too much, not to mention that kid's urination, probably won't come back.

Who is as hard-working as him, who found himself stripped naked early in the morning, making him think he was robbed.

He had a headache all day after drinking a drink, but the 'private matter' between himself and Song Zhi was posted on the forum. Why, he was 'broken up' before he even agreed to break up.

He couldn't stop eating, and now he was chewing the food that originally belonged to Zhou Lai, and it didn't feel like his food.

After being 'satisfied with food', Xu Feng felt that the sleepy god was winking at him again, which was still the kind that made him unable to resist, so Xu Feng climbed into the bed again and covered his head with the quilt.

A second before falling asleep, Xu Feng reminded himself that he must change his clothes when he woke up, otherwise Zhou Lai would not be the only one laughing at him.Well, must remember.

The author has something to say: emptiness

After class, Xu Feng was walking towards the school gate, and he had agreed to invite Zhou to dinner, so he had to speed up.

Xu Feng only cared about the road under his feet, and didn't notice that there was a person coming towards him in the opposite direction.

'Puff', with a muffled sound, someone ran into his arms, but because he was relatively tall, there was no problem, but the person who ran into his arms seemed to cry out in pain.

He reached out to help the person, but the other person seemed to be a little unstable.The person in front of him lowered his head and touched his nose.

"sorry."

He Yu: "It's okay."

He Yu quickly waved his hand to show that he didn't care.

Xu Feng: "Have we met before?"

He Yu had kept his head down just now, but now when he looked up Xu Feng realized that the person in front of him seemed familiar.

He Yu: "Are you trying to strike up a conversation?"

Xu Feng: "No, I just think you look familiar. Also, do you think I'm like the kind of person who has nothing to strike up a conversation with?"

After finishing speaking, Xu Feng raised his eyebrows.

He Yu: "Just familiar?"

Xu Feng: "Is there anything else?"

He Yu: "Senior, I've washed your clothes for you. I've been a little busy recently, so I have the opportunity to bring them to you now."

Xu Feng: "So you are here to collect debts?"

He Yu spread his hands: "I just came here to deliver clothes."

Xu Feng: "But thank you for taking me in last time, I'm going to have dinner now, together?"

He Yu: "Then respect is worse than obedience."

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Xu Feng: "Please sit down."

He Yu: "Thank you."

Zhou Lai: "Xu Feng, this is..."

Zhou Lai looked at the stranger in front of him suspiciously. Could it be that Xu Feng and Song Zhi really parted ways?

No, Xu Feng's attitude is not ambiguous at all.

Xu Feng: "By the way, I haven't asked your name yet."

After making a big circle, Xu Feng finally remembered that the person in front of him was really just 'familiar', and he didn't even know his name.

'Oh, my name is He Yu.The language of the language. '

Zhou Lai: "This name is very similar to a girl's name."

He Yu: "Isn't it easy for people to remember the appearance of a boy and a girl?"

Xu Feng: "Does your name sound nice?"

Zhou Lai: "By the way, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Zhou Lai."

Xu Feng: "His name is easy to remember, and there is no end to weekends."

He Yu: "Why is there no end?"

Xu Feng: "Don't you think Saturday is hard?"

Zhou Lai: "It's a miracle that you haven't gone crazy for so long, and it can be included in the world's top [-] unsolved mysteries."

Xu Feng: "Indeed, it's really puzzling that I haven't lost my mind after staying with you for so long."

He Yu: "You two, do you think it's better for the two of you to go crazy together, or it's better to go crazy after eating enough?"

Zhou Lai: "I don't want to be a pervert, I just want to be a satiated ghost."

He Yu: "It seems that you are really happy to be loyal to 'death'. Do you need me to give you a ride? Although I don't have much strength, I still have the strength to finish eating a banana."

Xu Feng: "Shouldn't it be time to eat?"

After eating, of course, you can't just be "full of food", you must be "full of wine", and life can be considered perfect.

He Yu: "Sorry, I don't drink."

Zhou Lai: "Are you really human?"

He Yu: "Didn't you see the sign on the road? 'Love your wife, love your son, love your family, and disregard traffic regulations is equal to zero.'"

Zhou Lai: "I really can't see that you already have seeds."

He Yu: "..."

Xu Feng beside him couldn't help sniggering.

Xu Feng: 'Really don't drink?The wine here tastes very authentic.It is definitely not comparable to the white wine mixed with water outside. '

He Yu: "Could it be that when you see a fat cat, would you call him a pig?"

Zhou Lai: "No."

He Yu: "So even if wine is mixed with water, it is still called 'wine', even if it is 'fake wine'."

Zhou Lai: "Did you join the school's debate club? You're so talkative."

He Yu: "Don't worry, I won't do sales, it's too difficult to sell you."

Xu Feng: "When did Zhou Lai put the price on it? Isn't he worthless?"

Zhou Lai: "Didn't you ask his name just now? How can we unite with him to deal with me now?"

Xu Feng: "There is no distinction between male and female and AB when you see each other."

Zhou Lai: "..."

Zhou Lai: "Could it be that you have been displeased with me for so many years?"

Xu Feng: "No, I just selectively ignore you most of the time."

Zhou Lai: "Are you really my brother?" Zhou Lai looked at Xu Feng pretending to be sad.

Xu Feng: "An only child has no brothers to speak of."

He Yu: "Unfortunately, you probably won't have the chance to use words like fellow sufferers."

Zhou Lai: "Why?"

He Yu: "Because senior is so smart and you are so..."

Zhou Lai: "Brother, I was despised by a person who only met once. It was agreed that B fell in love with A at first sight, so goodbye. Does love at first sight really not exist in reality?"

He Yu: "Senior friend, may I ask where your charm is reflected?"

Zhou Lai: "I'm handsome..."

Insufficient tone, full of posture.

Xu Feng: "Then you stand up and let's fight it out."

Zhou Lai: "Okay..."

Then, Zhou Lai frowned.Because the heads of the two people on the opposite side were already lower than the table, but one of their hands was still making trouble on the table, clapping 'papa', holding their stomachs with one hand and laughing non-stop.

When he could no longer cry from laughter, Xu Feng took out a piece of paper to wipe it off and sat up again.

Xu Feng: "Why haven't you recognized the facts for so many years?"

Zhou Lai: "You don't have to remind me like a living Lei Feng all the time that I'm not as tall as you, but do you dare to deny that I'm more handsome than you?"

Indeed, Xu Feng's handsomeness has the toughness of ordinary men, and his height is proud.

However, although Zhou Lai is indeed not tall, he is still good-looking and can be pulled out for a stroll.

It's just that he looks too 'delicate', and he probably doesn't look like a 'kind' person when he gets married in his thirties.

From a modern point of view, then Xu Feng is more like Zhao Zilong, while Zhou Lai is more like his family, Zhou Yu, but he still needs to borrow some intelligence from his ancestors.

Zhou Lai: "I'm already 'satisfied with wine and food', I didn't recognize you brother in vain."