[Journey to the West] Wukong purchasing

"I, I can't do it..." After living for hundreds of years, Tie Long has always been proud, no matter how hard he endured, he never said that he was not good. However, all of this is nothing in front of the cruel boss Wu.

"Young man, you are the hope of the entire Heishui River now, and the hope of the Jinghe Dragon Kings in the future. How can you not do it? Believe in brother, you will do it!"

"No, I don't think I'm very good..." Pulling the bunt linen clothes on his body, Qi Long almost cried.

However, his current image has changed, from a big bearded man to a boy about twelve or thirteen years old, with a round purple face, wearing a small felt hat, a shining silver collar around his neck, and wearing deep dark clothes. He was wearing bunt clothes of colored linen, and was holding a steel fork in his hand.

It is the young Runtu in Mr. Lu Xun's "Hometown".

"Like! It's so similar!" Boss Wu circled the dragon twice, and nodded with satisfaction.

"You, didn't you say that I just need to bring people to grow melons? Why, why do I have to dress up like this?" Qilong raised his head, showing a small round face that was about to cry or not, and it looked even cuter. .

If it weren't for this guy's bad temper, Wu Hong would have wanted to pinch it, and the little round face must feel particularly good when pinched.

"You don't understand!" Boss Wu looked at him solemnly, "Just for selling melons, a thousand melons can be exchanged for one gold coin. A thousand melons are worth 1000 gold coins!"

"Really?"

"It's more real than real gold!" Boss Wu vowed.In fact, according to his original plan, a melon must earn at least a few thousand star coins to be a good deal. The melon meat does not make money, but the seeds are the most profitable.

With so many farms in the Star Alliance, which one doesn't want to have such high-quality ancient earth primitive species?What's more, it still blesses Lu Xun's great halo!It's just unreasonable not to fire.

Thousands of star coins, one star coin can buy more than a dozen gold coins, and the purchase price for the dragon is one gold coin and one melon. After all, it is no exaggeration to say that his business is a huge profit.

Thinking of this, Wu Hao coughed lightly, leaned close to the dragon's ear and whispered: "You just need to supervise their melon planting, if you can really attract the legendary Xie, catch one alive, I'll give you this number!"

Boss Wu spread out a palm generously.

"Fifty gold coins?" Molong's eyes lit up.

"No, 50 gold coins a piece, live ones, [-] gold coins a dead one." Boss Wu was afraid that the monsters would accidentally kill the small animals with too much hands, so he decided to lure them with the price difference.

really!Molong's eyes widened for a moment.

"I, I, I... I will definitely let them catch them alive, no, I will catch them myself!" A melon can only be sold for one gold coin after hard work, but a live melon can be sold for five hundred gold!Helong really wished he would give up all the melons, let those people come and eat his melons!He was too fat to run after eating and drinking, so he went to capture them alive and sell them for money!

I heard Elder Tang said that this dialect is called 猹, and the scientific name is badger. The animal is not big. Give it a melon for a meal, and it will definitely be enough. In this way, if he can catch more badgers, The big badger gives birth to small badgers, and the birth is endless. Isn't he going to make a fortune soon?

It is just around the corner to recreate the old glory of the Jinghe Dragon Palace!

"Okay, let's start the live broadcast now. Your task today is to pick these melons, and then together with them, cut the melons into evenly sized pieces, leaving all the melon seeds inside. Of course, don't just work Don’t say anything, it’s best to introduce to the camera how sweet the melons in this place are, and then you happen to have a large sandy land near the river that is suitable for growing melons.” Boss Wu was afraid that he would be too sweet during the live broadcast. Nervous, not only showed him many live broadcast videos of the farm in advance, but also taught him how to speak to the camera.

The dragon is indeed a little nervous, but when he thinks of these melon seeds, it will soon become a large melon field, and the melon field will attract countless badgers. The big badger will give birth to small badgers. With a hen that lays golden eggs, no, gold coins?

Thinking of this, Nilong couldn't help showing a simple and satisfied smile to the camera that hadn't been turned on yet. Coupled with his round face after transformation, big round eyes, and long and dense eyelashes, it was simply The native land of Runtu.

"Yes! That's it!" Boss Wu excitedly opened the camera.

He released a notice last night, saying that today he will take everyone to the melon field in person, so that everyone can see how the sweet melon that they ate last time grows, and also revealed that there will be a very famous "special melon". "Guests" will live broadcast picking melons in person.

The live broadcast of melon picking, fruit picking, etc., all agricultural companies have basically failed. However, who made Boss Wu's melons extra delicious, and it is said to be the original variety of the ancient earth?

Many netizens secretly clicked to bookmark the live broadcast link, and very schemingly did not tell others around them.

What if the store owner conducts a lottery during the live broadcast?What if the prize is the melon you ate last time?The number is limited, so they should not increase the difficulty of the lottery.

There are many people who hold this idea.However, when the live broadcast started, the page showed that the number of online viewers was still rising. The speed of the increase was astonishing. The reason was simple. Everyone saw a large piece of melon vines crawling on the ground... just like Lu Xun The melon field that Mr. wrote is just like hey!

Most of the network is boiling.

Now everyone couldn't care less about eating melons, and called their friends and friends one after another, telling everyone to hurry up and watch the melon vines growing on the ground.

The next second, the camera shakes slightly, and a round head suddenly appears in front of the camera.

As if he couldn't adapt to his big face in the picture, the owner of his head took a few steps back, and then, a clear and complete character image finally appeared in front of the camera——

The boy was about twelve or thirteen years old. His round face was slightly purple, but he was tanned from his neck to his arms. He wore a little felt hat, a shining silver collar around his neck, and dark linen bunt clothes. , holding a steel fork in his hand.

This, this is clearly not...

"Ahhh! Young Runtu! Is this Runtu? Really?"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"I can't help but turn on the holographic projection screen, you don't want to know this feeling. It's exactly the same as the hometown described by Mr. Lu Xun... If there are moonlight and 猹, I will die in peace~"

"I'm not going to work anymore! I went home decisively and changed to a holographic projection screen. I'm already lying in the melon patch of Runtu's house. I'm so happy~"

"I beg the host to continue the live broadcast tonight! With Moonlight, Yin, the young Runtu and Gangcha, the life of the Sa family is complete!"

The screen was full of barrage, which made it almost impossible to see clearly. At this moment, a large firework exploded on the screen, and the barrage disappeared instantly.

System prompt: User "Huajia Xiaoqi" rewards "New Year's Salute" with twelve rings!

System prompt: The user "I am not a local tyrant but my father is" rewards the "New Year's Salute" with twelve rings!

Other users: "..." Very good, there is no need to turn off the barrage now, the local tyrant's body guard, the barrage or something that doesn't exist, we just want to see it!Leap!earth!

Accompanied by bursts of salutes and fireworks, in the picture, Suilong nimbly picked a basket of melons and came back, smiling honestly at the camera——

"Big, hello everyone, I am the young owner of Heishuihe Farm. This year our family planted a lot of melons, but there are too many melons growing near Heishuihe, and the melons ripen too quickly. It's rotten in the field, thanks to shopkeeper Wu's kindness, helping us sell melons, well, I can't speak, so let me show you the melons."

He Long forgot his words while he was talking, and he didn't remember even a word of the miserable words that Wu Kong taught him later, so he could only skip the miserable step and start cutting melons directly.

Audience: "..." Poof!This melon seller is really simple.

The simple melon seller picked up a melon cutter, and with a few swipes, he divided a whole watermelon into evenly sized crescents, and even the positions of the notches were perfect.

"This knife skill is 666. I will score 99 points, and the remaining one point will be given to Gua. I will wait for the host to broadcast the lucky draw link."

"I'm unlucky, I don't count on the lottery or anything else, I'll just wait for the main broadcaster to buy the link. By the way, can I ask the young man Runtu to cut melons for me?"

……

In less than an hour, more than half of the Internet began to spread wildly. A live broadcast platform discovered a young Runtu, and he was the son of a farmer from an alien planet.It doesn't matter whether this matter was planned by the anchor or not, it is their ability to find such a 1:1 high-level restoration, isn't it?

As more and more people came into the live broadcast room, the screen became a bit stuck, and the people who came in at the beginning couldn't help but began to worry: With so many people, the frenzied store owner must have restricted purchases again, right?

not at all.

What made the netizens happy is that this time the shop owner expressed very generously: Thanks to the strong support of the owner of Longshao Village, this time they opened up unlimited supply of ancient earth variety melons, and adopted the pre-sale mode, as long as the pre-sale is photographed Quantity, when the melons are ripe and the final payment is paid, the melons will be delivered to your home.

Is it very kind?

"Bah! The shopkeeper is playing hooligans again, what the hell is unlimited supply! What does it mean that the pre-sale link shows that there are only 10 melons in stock?" Some netizens quickly opened the pre-sale link and almost fell down in anger.

What's even more frenzied is that this netizen just ran to post a barrage to scold the shop owner, and when he turned around to take a picture of a melon, the pre-sale link actually showed that the stock was 0!

Netizens: "..."

"Hahahaha! Mom, I bought you 1 melons in one go, enough for you to have dozens of parties!" Hu Heng triumphantly called his mother to announce the good news. Fortunately, he kept staring at the shopkeeper, As soon as he saw the pre-sale link, he immediately placed an order. Anyway, there is no limit, and he can't afford it. If it wasn't for the fear of buying them all in one go, he would still want to buy all the 10 melons.

Netizens: "..." Do you still have a conscience?