Master, don't run away

Liu Meisheng grinned his teeth and said, "I'm used to being a loafer. I'm not suitable for bringing a child. I can't take care of him well."

The prime minister looked left and right to see why, "I have never seen a person like you, who is kind, can give, but can't be responsible, that's all, it's unlucky for this child to meet you, give me a hug"

Seeing this scene, Gongsun Susu, who was holding an apple from a distance, felt overwhelmed

A bite of apple almost got him stuck again

Where did that kid come from? ! !The two men looked at the child in their arms with doting eyes, my God, can men give birth now?Having such a big child?Was it hatched with eggs?

He walked up to Liu Meisheng with doubts. Liu Meisheng was just about to greet him, after all, it was such an "interesting" journey, when he heard Gongsun Susu slurred with an apple piece in his mouth

"Daoist, when did you lay such a big egg?"

Liu Meisheng "...I...I" This is such a big brain hole, he was speechless

"Liu Meisheng, so you are a Taoist priest? No wonder, but even a Taoist priest will lay eggs?"

"I really can't lay eggs! I'm not an old hen!!! You two are so annoying!"

The prime minister said innocently, "It's not me who said it, it was Xiao Shizi who said it."

Liu Meisheng threw himself on Gongsun Susu, snatched the apple from his hand, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Eat! Choke you to death! Choke you to death!"

Gongsun Susu felt that his teeth were about to be smashed by the big and hard apples. Damn it, the apples that were tributed this year are so big!

He turned his eyes to the lenient prime minister for help, and just as the prime minister was about to say something, the child in his arms suddenly woke up

Prime Minister, "What's the matter? Will you call me Daddy? Why are you grabbing my clothes? Do you like it? I'll make one for you. Let's go now."

Gongsun Susu "......" Stop! !Prime Minister, do you still remember the little prince by the Daming Lake?He is going to die!

"Master Daoist, it took you so much... to save me, why don't you bear the heart?"

"Be patient! Even if I save a puppy, it won't say that I will lay eggs!!"

Gongsun Susu gave in and said, "I just want to ask if that child belongs to you and the prime minister!"

Liu Meisheng felt that his outlook on life had been impacted

"what?!"

The released Gongsun Susu licked the apple juice on his lips and said

"You two just looked at that child like a family."

In Liu Meisheng's mind, Shen Hesheng, who was a head taller than himself just now, and who was desolate to everyone, had a poisonous tongue, Shen Hesheng hugged the child and said to himself, "Husband~~" He shivered

Then he stepped on Gongsun Susu's left foot

Gongsun Susu covered her feet and screamed, so she looked at Liu Meisheng, only to see Liu Meisheng blushed and said, "What are you thinking?! Disgusting!"

Gongsun Susu waited until the person walked away before reacting

"No... what am I thinking?! Oh my god, it hurts like hell"

While eating

The Prime Minister picked up the spoon

Liu Meisheng "Aww, it's delicious"

Gongsun Susu: "Yes! This meatball! Delicious!"

The Prime Minister "..." He gracefully picked up the chopsticks and picked up a full emerald chicken wing. When the chopsticks reached the plate, the chicken wings were gone.

Liu Meisheng "Aww, it's delicious"

Gongsun Susu: "Yes! This chicken wing! Delicious!"

The lenient Prime Minister "..." He increased his speed this time, and the destination was a steamed sea bass. When he arrived, there were only fish bones left

Liu Meisheng: "Aww. It's delicious."

Gongsun Susu: "Yes! This fish! Delicious!"

The Prime Minister's chopsticks trembled for a while

"You two are pigs!! Eat, eat! Xiao Shizi! What's wrong with your eating! Liu Meisheng! Do you remember what you said! Show me more elegance!"

Liu Weisheng slapped his stomach, "Yes, yes, no problem."

Gongsun Susu hugged her belly and patted it with satisfaction, "Yes, no problem."

The Prime Minister looked at the leftovers on the table and felt that his life was facing this huge problem that he had never faced before.

"Little son, are you having a bad time in the Zhenbei Prince's Mansion?"

Gongsun Susu burst into tears, "My mother chased my little sister all day long, my father chased my mother all day long, my sisters chased my father all day long, but I only chased mice. ... I haven't eaten for three days... Brother Prime Minister thinks I'm annoying? That's all, I"

"Master Prime Minister!! Report something!"

What the prime minister heard was the moving part, his cold face seemed to be moved, he waved his hand absent-mindedly to tell the boy to speak directly

"This morning, half of the big apples that were tributed to the emperor from other countries are missing, and there are still a lot of cores and candied fruits left there."

The prime minister looked at the stiff Gongsun Susu and rubbed his forehead for a while

"Go ahead and tell the emperor that thief is just hungry, and he probably won't do anything now that he's full."

After the boy left, Gongsun Susu smiled awkwardly and said, "Actually, I hate thieves the most. Let me tell you, thieves are the most shameless kind of people. They"

Liu Meisheng: "Susu, the preserved fruit in your arms has fallen out"

Gongsun Susu looked around on the ground with a tense face, and said "Where is it, where is it"......

Then he straightened up under Liu Meisheng's contemptuous gaze

"Well, I suddenly remembered that the mouse I was chasing disappeared. Well, I will continue to chase. I wish you a happy union for a hundred years, and a happy union for a hundred years. I'm leaving, and I will see you again."

After Gongsun Susu left, Liu Meisheng moved his bowl to Shen Hesheng

"The ones in your palace are really troublesome. Look at Susu, how good it is. You have a big heart and a big face. Aren't you just hungry? If you are hungry, just grab him. If you don't have enough, do it again. What are you afraid of in your own yard?"

The prime minister looked at the bowl he pushed over, and saw that the bowl was about the size of his palm, but it contained everything, and there were no food residues. It seemed that it was purposely used for storage

"You...how can you eat without a bowl?"

Liu Meisheng smiled cheaply, "Look at the food like this"

He quickly grabbed a piece of cabbage from his bowl, and then the cabbage dripped on the table and the vegetable soup finally entered Liu Meisheng's big mouth.

The Prime Minister "..." I really want to swear

Liu Weisheng had a cheeky face, "Do you want to see me again?"

The prime minister is so popular that he picks up the bowl and eats it, the kind that puts the bowl in front of his mouth and doesn't leave it.

Liu Meisheng shyly took back his chopsticks, and was bored while sitting, so he looked for something he hadn’t seen before in the dining room to play with. There was a dagger placed in the north of the dining room. good old knife

"This dagger is called Destruction, and the scabbard is made of inferior shark skin, but"

I don't know when the prime minister finished eating. As expected of the prime minister, he completely ignored his own childish reaction just now

The blade is made of the god stone, and the destruction is still not obtained in the end.

After various discussions, it was not allowed

"If you dare to steal, I will kill you. Let me tell you, although I am a civil servant, my internal strength is not inferior to King Zhenbei, but I am good at light work and don't like to hurt others." Then the prime minister used it on the solid mahogany table case Index finger poked a hole

It's the kind of translucent look that's downright sad

On the day of getting married, he was sprained by an embroidered shoe with something on it when he got off the sedan chair. These things can be tolerated, but he was not allowed to eat for three days. Liu Meisheng felt that when he came out, he was like the starving ghost he saw before. , The peanuts that I usually don’t want to look at are drooling, and I’m drooling when I see raw potatoes, and I want to grab a handful and taste it when I see soil

When I got off the sedan chair, I bit the red cloth hijab and thought I could taste it

The Prime Minister looked at Liu Meisheng who was walking tremblingly and swaying, and felt a little guilty in his heart, "Persevere, the marriage will be fleshy"

Liu Meisheng was in a hurry to pay homage, when Xi Po thought she had seen a red rotating little bastard with a red hijab when she bowed, she just couldn't get up anyway, and she didn't wait for Xi Po to say hello after kowtowing. In the bridal chamber, he immediately stood up and rushed towards the wedding room

Ministers: "Ah, this Rouran woman is unusual, so anxious"

"Zuzhuzhu is really open"

...It is rumored that the prime minister's wife, Princess Ashina, is as fierce as a wolf in terms of sex life

Liu Meisheng, who was like a wolf like a tiger, entered the room and saw the full banquet of man and man on the table. Tears filled his eyes, his lips trembled, his eyes were sad, and he walked slowly to the dining table step by step. It almost made the Prime Minister see the bloody story of father and son getting to know each other again.

He changed his clothes, and then Brick saw Liu Meisheng eating, it was horrible, the vegetable soup was full of juice, how should I put it, he saw a man wearing women's clothing and bridal makeup holding a roast chicken like a mad dog It feels a little uncomfortable to see the green light in the eyes even if you bite it down and pull it down, he even hallucinated the sound of the dog barking

In Liu Meisheng's world, other than this grilled chicken that is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, everything else is shit

Shit: "I'm going to toast, you eat slowly, don't swallow that... the bone, what if it gets stuck and chokes to death"

Liu Meisheng would have fought him for [-] rounds in the past, but now the weapon is eating and has no fighting spirit

The prime minister turned around and ordered a few more roast chickens before going out to toast

After eating, Liu Meisheng put on a middle coat and went to sleep

He was woken up by a burst of laughter

"Ahahaha, you're still wearing a bellyband?! Pfft"

This voice sounds like Gongsun Susu, the second idiot

Gongsun Susu untied the red rope around his neck, and then pulled out the big red bellyband embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water

Liu Meisheng has never seen such a shameless person

He sat up tirelessly, "You take it here"

Looking up and seeing Gongsun Susu tie it on the outside of his clothes, Liu Meisheng didn't know how to describe his mood when he saw this scene

A man with a cute appearance, neatly dressed, and wearing a big red bellyband with mandarin ducks playing in the water