Live Like You [Entertainment]

Zhou Wenjin walked up to that chair.

The chair stood alone, and its matching table was gone.A broken leg of the chair had been re-wrapped and held together with duct tape.In addition, the back of the chair and the seat are full of obscenities, most of which are curse words.The chairs were filthy, with unknown stains on them, dried and looked disgusting.

Zhou Wen looked at that chair for a while, then looked back at other places in the classroom, and then looked back at this chair. The perspective was like switching between two worlds.Suddenly, he saw something. He bent down and turned the chair over. There was a piece of paper under the seat, which seemed to be accidentally inserted. It should be a broken page of the homework book. The three vague words I've seen are that name.Zhou Wenjin took out the book from the schoolbag he was carrying, and sure enough, the blurred outlines of the two looked the same.

"Zhou...or Jia...something." Zhou Wenjin struggled to decipher those three words.

"I guess this notebook, this seat, and this schoolbag all belong to the little boy I just met." Zhou Wenjin said to the camera.

"Congratulations, you answered correctly."

Zhou Wenjin was startled by the sudden crisp child's voice.Not to describe, but really jumped up in fright.

Fuck!Zhou Wenjin is going crazy, what's wrong with this program group!As soon as he turned around, Zhou Wenjin saw the little boy just now. He looked at Zhou Wenjin with a smile and said, "Big brother, school is over and I want to go home. You can take me back."

The important NPCs have said so, how could Zhou Wenjin not agree.Zhou Wenjin had no choice but to resign himself to his fate, picked up his small schoolbag and said, "Okay, where is your home?" He thought the boy's home was far away, and he would have to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships on the way there. It was the alley he passed just before entering the school.

"Big brother, please come in." The little boy pushed open the wooden door with peeling paint and let Zhou Wenjin in.

Zhou Wenjin looked around, this is a very simple home, judging from the layout, the little boy's family conditions are not good.There are old sofas, tables, chairs, and cabinets, and a blackboard is placed on one side, on which is written a poem in Chinese pinyin, which is part of Bai Juyi's "Pipa Xing": "Laugh this year and come next year, and the autumn moon and spring breeze will be leisurely. ...the front door is left out in the cold, and the eldest is married as a businessman's wife..."

Zhou Wenjin frowned, thinking how the first-grade children learn this, and then suddenly thought of the ancient poem in the classroom of Class 4 ([-]), which was Ouyang Xiu’s charming poem written by the newlyweds when he was young. It is suitable for children in the first grade of primary school to learn.Here... Zhou Wenjin was thinking about this when he suddenly heard a cheer.

"Baby, you're back!" A woman walked out quickly from the inside.

"Mom!" The little boy yelled and threw himself into his mother's arms.

Zhou Wenjin looked at this woman. She was a gentle-looking and virtuous woman. She was probably in her early thirties. She was wearing an apron with some flour on her hands. It was obvious that she had just walked out of the kitchen. .

"Hello," Zhou Wenjin took the initiative to greet, "I am..." I didn't know how to introduce myself for a while.Zhou Wenjin felt that the idea of ​​the game in this program group was too strange, so strange that it didn't seem like he was breaking through in a reality show, but more like letting him experience someone's past.

"Hello, you must be the teacher Zhou that my baby often mentions." The woman greeted Zhou Wenjin proactively and enthusiastically when she saw Zhou Wenjin.

Zhou Wenjin thought: "Oh, so I am a teacher this time." He nodded quickly: "Hello, uh...Baby Mom?"

The woman said: "Oh, it's rare for you to come here. I haven't even been able to prepare anything to eat, baby, why didn't you tell mom earlier." She was talking and quickly poured Zhou Wenjin a glass of water.

Zhou Wenjin said: "Don't be busy..." The woman had already brought Zhou Wenjin another plate of fruit.

The woman said: "Mr. Zhou, I'm cooking. If you don't mind, let's do it together."

Zhou Wenjin who just picked up a grape and planned to peel it: "..." Okay, I understand, this is indeed a reality show variety show.

Zhou Wenjin rolled up his sleeves resignedly, and said, "Okay, tell me what you need me to do."

So Zhou Wenjin was brought into the kitchen of this family.It turned out that Baobao's family lived in a large compound with other families, and the kitchen was shared. When Zhou Wenjin followed, he met three neighbors, an old lady, an old man, and a middle-aged aunt.

Baobao's mother greeted her neighbors politely, and everyone responded politely. The strange thing is that every time Baobao's mother introduced Zhou Wenjin, they didn't seem to have seen it, with an embarrassed expression on their faces, and then mumbled He mumbled "Hello" and walked away.Zhou Wenjin looked back at Brother Superman. Brother Superman got a piece of paper from somewhere, with six words written on it: "Please do not touch the dancer!"

Zhou Wenjin: "..." Oh, then you are awesome.

After arriving in the kitchen, what awaited Zhou Wenjin were indeed various clearance tasks, such as chopping firewood, kneading noodles, making dumplings, and cooking vegetables. Fortunately, Zhou Wenjin would also do these at home, so there was no excuse for him.There was only one item that required him to answer questions while cooking, and he almost failed. It was at this time that he knew for the first time that the finals were not like the regular season or the challenge match. Elimination was not determined by the amount of blood loss. , but as long as one question is not answered correctly, it will enter the elimination period and must accept another challenge. If it fails again this time, it will be eliminated directly.

Zhou Wenjin was almost dizzy. When he didn't know, he answered the question without any psychological barriers. After knowing it, he always felt that everything was wrong.

Fortunately, the problem seems to end here, and the next step is to taste the craft.After tasting several dishes made by Zhou Wenjin, the baby's mother happily praised: "Teacher Zhou's craftsmanship is great!"

Zhou Wenjin thought: "Thank God, there is still a level here."

The next step is to eat. The baby's mother frequently picks up vegetables for the baby and tells him to let him eat more to grow his body.Zhou Wenjin stretched out his ears, wishing not to miss a single word, for fear that if he missed any ear, he would not be able to pass the next level.After being so worried for a long time, I finally waited for the baby's mother to ask a question.

Baby's mother: "Teacher Zhou."

Zhou Wenjin: "Here!"

Baby Mom: "Which number is No.30 after the decimal point of π?"

Zhou Wenjin: "..."

Baby mother: "..."

Zhou Wenjin: "I..."

Baby's mother: "I'm just kidding you, haha."

Zhou Wenjin: "QQ" and other programs are over, we must beat the director and He Xizhang with sacks!

But in this way, Zhou Wenjin's mood was a little more relaxed.He looked at the mother and son who were happily eating in front of him, and suddenly remembered, why didn't he see the baby's father, and why was the baby being bullied at school?

Because the program team didn't give any hints, Zhou Wenjin couldn't judge whether it was appropriate for him to ask such a question, so he decided to give it a try, so he said: "Baby mom..."

Hearing this, the woman stopped picking up vegetables for the baby, and looked at Zhou Wenjin: "Teacher Zhou?"

Zhou Wenjin said, "Actually, there is something I want to ask you."

Baby's mother put down her chopsticks, looked at Zhou Wenjin seriously and said, "Teacher Zhou, tell me."

Zhou Wenjin said: "I found out that the baby is in school..." Zhou Wenjin looked at the baby who was buried in his meal, "I found out that he seems to be being bullied. Has he mentioned this to you?"

The baby's mother looked at the little boy in surprise and said, "Baby, is there really such a thing?"

But the little boy shook his head: "No, Mom, Teacher Zhou made a mistake. Teacher Zhou, all the classmates in my class are very kind to me."

Zhou Wenjin said: "But I clearly saw..."

The little boy said: "Mom, you are tired from work, go to bed early, I will wash the dishes and chopsticks."

The baby's mother really stood up and said, "Mr. Zhou, I'm going to rest first. I didn't greet you well. Please take care of me." After saying this, she left the table.Looking at her leaving figure, Zhou Wenjin had a strange feeling, as if this woman had completed a certain task, so she was allowed to call it a day.

Zhou Wen thought to himself, whose mission is it, and for what?Zhou Wenjin looked at the little boy, and the little boy also looked at him. His big round eyes looked smart and quick-witted, and he looked like an adult.Zhou Wenjin's heart moved, a rough guess appeared in his heart, and he was about to say something, when he heard the phone ringing beside him.

The little boy glanced at the phone, ran over to pick it up obediently, and said, "Mr. Zhou, I'm looking for your number." Then, he pressed the hands-free keypad, and then Zhou Wenjin heard He Xizhang's voice.The voice was full of magnetism but cool: "Good night, adventurers, after a period of competition, there are only 10 minutes left before the end of your adventure time, and there are only two adventurers left alive. If If all of you are wiped out, then everyone will be trapped in my infinite adventure world forever and will never be able to go out again, I hope you can enjoy the last time!" With He Xizhang's chuckle, the phone hung up.

Zhou Wenjin: "..." No, big brother, I don't even know what I want to do or how to win. How can I win?Isn't it a dream? ! !Wait a minute, Zhou Wenjin was slightly taken aback, dream?Zhou Wenjin suddenly thought of what Qiu Rui once mentioned about the news revealed to him by the screenwriter Mei Lan of the program group, "When the fake is true, the true is also false".

Zhou Wenjin quickly rethought his adventures this time. At the beginning, Hu Junyu said that he saw Mr. H walking in the corridor outside their door, followed him into the toilet, and found that the door of the toilet was reversed, and then came out. There was no one left in the room, and when he came out, he met the baby with his back turned to him. He went downstairs to the front desk to ask questions, but the waiter seemed to be unable to see him. Later, when he met Shen Jingyan at the film and television base, the other party Mingming passed him by, pretending not to see him, and even when he arrived at Baobao's house, except for Baobao and Baobao's mother, the other neighbors next door didn't seem to see him, and they greeted him hurriedly with their heads down. just go.

Zhou Wenjin lifted the curtain and went into the room, and saw the actor who played the role of the baby's mother sitting on the head of the bed, and did nothing but stare blankly at the void, like a doll that has lost its puppet strings.Zhou Wenjin walked over, looked at her for a while, then stretched out his hand, swayed in front of her, and came to a conclusion: "This girl is not easy, and if he were to act, she might not be able to make her eyes blink. have a future!"

Zhou Wenjin walked back outside again, the baby was still waiting for him obediently, he raised his face, looking expectant.Zhou Wen thought, if a person is still alive, when will he be invisible?And where is everything reversed?Zhou Wenjin looked back at the baby's schoolbag he picked up at the beginning. Contrary to the school treatment where he was thrown at the table and broke the chair leg, the baby's schoolbag was very clean, and it was a relatively valuable and intact schoolbag. The simple decoration style of the whole room is out of place, and the baby's clothes are actually well dressed, not like someone from a poor family.

Mr. H walking in the corridor, and the baby playing basketball in the corridor.

Seeing that time was running out, Zhou Wenjin decided to give it a try. He tentatively called out to the baby: "Mr. H?"

The little boy looked at Zhou Wenjin with a smile. Although his demeanor was a bit immature, he really learned a little bit of He Xizhang's charm. Zhou Wenjin felt that after this episode of the program was broadcast, at least this little boy child star would become popular.

Zhou Wenjin said: "You are Mr. H's body, right? The place I am staying now is Mr. H's dream."