Eggs and Live

The dawn is like washing, and there is a cool breath in the air in late autumn.Lu Ruan trotted all the way with his bag on his back, and when he ran downstairs of the law school, his cheeks were already flushed, and his whole body was steaming with heat.

Spreading his hands, Lu Ruan pursed his lips when he saw the white air emanating from his hands, feeling like a steaming steamed bun just out of the oven.

Brushing her wet hair, Lu Ruan leaned against the maple tree, quietly waiting for Ji Peiyan's arrival.He is already familiar with Ji Peiyan's class schedule, almost better than himself.

Stretching out his wrist, Lu Ruan looked at the beating numbers on the dial, and whispered: "1, 2, 3..."

At [-]:[-], Ji Peiyan appeared in his field of vision on time.Wearing a black coat and a white shirt, with a few books in his hands, he is striding towards this side, as clean and tidy as ever, with a strong aura.

"Wow, it's not bad!" Although Lu Ruan was used to it, he was still astounded by Ji Peiyan's accurate time concept down to the minute.

Lu Ruan walked around the maple tree and walked out to meet Ji Peiyan.In the gradually shortening distance with Ji Peiyan, he felt that the air seemed to be getting thicker.

Some difficulty breathing.

Lu Ruan took two deep breaths, clenched his fists and then relaxed them. Finally, when he passed by Ji Peiyan, he slowed down, and with a bright smile on his face, he greeted him in a low voice, "Good morning!"

Ji Peiyan kept walking, and when he passed by, his eyes casually glanced at him.His pupils are pitch-black, and his eyes are deep and deep. His eyes seem to be sucking in the soul of people.

Lu Ru'an's body was weak from his stare, his footsteps were unsteady, and his hands involuntarily grasped the strap of his schoolbag tightly.

"Morning." The clear voice was like slowly plucking zither strings, with a hint of coolness, quietly flowing out in the autumnal air.

This clear and pleasant voice made Lu Ruan's legs even weaker.On his reddish cheeks, the blush also quietly intensified a little.

Ears are about to get pregnant.

Accompanied by a gust of cool wind, Ji Peiyan walked past him and walked straight to the teaching building.Lu Ru'an stopped and looked back, only to see the person who was so dignified and tall and straight as a jade tree and a pine, walked into the teaching building quickly amidst the attention of passers-by.

"Hey, did Ji Peiyan smile at me just now?" Lu Ruan blinked, remembering that when he passed by just now, there seemed to be a faint smile on Ji Peiyan's upside-down face.

hallucinations?

Lu Ru'an couldn't believe it, because that was Ji Peiyan, the Ji Peiyan that everyone at S University knew.He is the white moonlight in the hearts of countless people, the cinnabar mole in the palm, and the auspicious sky in dreams.

There were as many men and women as crossing the river aimed at him, rushing towards him recklessly, but without exception, they were all defeated by his long legs, and finally returned with hatred.

No one can get Ji Peiyan, he is like an impenetrable fortress.No matter how fierce the battle outside is, he still remains motionless, as stable as ever.

Well, this is a typical man who lives himself into a monument.

Just pretend he was smiling at me.Looking at the crowded teaching building, Lu Ru'an felt soared, like a small ball at the top of a parabola, hanging at the highest point and unable to fall down.

What a great day today.With a light heart, Lu Ruan ran to the School of Architecture, he was about to be late.

That night, China's largest same-sex dating website was as lively as ever, only to hear a "ding", and a line of words appeared on the reminder page of countless people at the same time:

? "'Attack on Fat Cake' is online, please come and watch!"

Following this prompt, the entire website boiled instantly.Countless people poured into a live broadcast room, and the number of people displayed on the live broadcast jumped to tens of thousands in just half an hour.

Although the number of people is still skyrocketing, there are no people in the video, only a clean and bright kitchen.

Finally, when the number of people exceeded [-], a man wearing a mask and a white shirt and black coat appeared in the kitchen.

As soon as he appeared, the bullet screen suddenly showed a blowout trend, and it was called a torrent of colorful bullet screens.

"Brother Fa, you are finally willing to come back!"

"Is the game fun? Is there no sudden death?"

"The mask is still so awesome."

......

Although there were so many bullet screens, the anchor still calmly helped his round mask and smiled slightly: "Hello, everyone, I am the attacking hair cake."

This opening of his mouth immediately surprised a lot of newcomers, because although his tone was soft, his voice was unusually rough, with a weird electronic sound.

This is obviously using a voice changer!

What kind of trouble is this anchor going to, not to mention wearing a butt mask on his face, and using a voice changer, so well hidden, how afraid of being recognized by others!

The rookie couldn't complain, so he had to frantically brush the barrage to express his anger!

"Although I know you all want to hit me, I still decided to make a cake for you." The host glanced at the barrage, and continued indifferently, "The light cream chiffon cake is also my favorite cake recently."

"The taste is soft and moist, sweet and not greasy."

After saying that, the anchor really started to make the cake.While explaining the steps of making the cake, he beat eggs and cream neatly, made a model and sent it to the oven.After the cake is baked, slice and add fruit to reshape.

It looks quite decent, and it really has the demeanor of a chef.

When the cream decoration started, the anchor adjusted the position of the camera and lowered it to focus on the movements of the hands, so that the audience can see it more clearly.

His fingers are slender and fair, pressing on the spatula and turning to smooth the cream, elegant and neat, just like art, of course, it inevitably triggered countless "hand licking" barrages of hunger and thirst.

"After scraping out the mirror surface, everyone can decorate the cake with patterns and flowers." The host put down the spatula while talking, replaced the serrated scraper and piping bag, and focused on patterning the cake and embellishing it with flowers. A flower-shaped cream tower.

"Add fruit, and the cake is ready." The anchor said happily, and put the fruits in the salad bowl, such as cherries, strawberries, mangoes and cantaloupe, on the cake one by one.

"The method is simple and looks good."

Adjusting the camera, the anchor generously showed the finished cake in front of the audience in a close-up manner.

As soon as the close-up came out, the barrage began to swipe the screen frantically.

? "You still have a close-up of your face!"

"Don't you have any idea what you do?"

"I've never seen someone so brazen."

......

The reason why the barrage was so intense was that although the host did every step correctly, the cake he made looked extremely bad, it could be described as a scene of a car accident.

"Now that the cake is ready, let's demonstrate how to use the cake to seduce people. I know that you single dogs like to watch this part the most." The host put the cake on the table very casually and started role-playing , I am not ashamed at all that I am a gourmet anchor but make such a bad finished product.

"Teacher Fa's class has started, let's move the notebook!"

"Notebook is ready!"

......

After he uttered the word "sultry", the audience suddenly became excited, and the barrage was so loud that it was hilarious.

"If you want to flirt with a straight man through the cake, then you should do it this way." Then, the anchor demonstrated.

He picked up a strawberry from the cake and slowly put it in his mouth.The white front teeth fell down, the strawberry was gently bitten open, the juice flowed out, and the white cream also stained the plump lips.The tongue slipped out and licked lightly, the anchor licked the cream away naturally, and the lips became more rosy.

The red lips are raised, the eyes are slightly curved, and the expression is calm, Fengyue hides.

Both men and women kill.

After doing this, the barrage immediately exploded.Countless excited barrages swept across the screen like flowing water, completely submerging one of the "very delicious, I want to eat" barrages in the torrent of barrages.

"The key point is to put cream on the strawberries, and the lip licking action should be natural and casual, and if you do it slowly, it will appear deliberate."

"do you understand?"

"Understood!" The bullet screens expressed their understanding uniformly, like a primary school student, very well-behaved.

"Don't worry about your appearance. Through cake and candlelight, your appearance value will increase by 30.00%." ​​The anchor glanced at the barrage, hooked his lips in satisfaction, and continued, "If you want to flirt A girl, so what should I do?"

"What do girls like most about boys?" the anchor said, gracefully rolling his sleeves to the middle of his forearms, and then reached out to grab the plate from opposite him.When picking up the plate, his arm was very close to the screen, so that his slender fingers and graceful arms were fully exposed in front of the screen.

After placing the plate beside him, he picked up the knife at hand, cut off a small piece of cake, put it on the plate, and gently pushed the plate back to its original position.

"Gentleman and sense of security." The anchor said with a smile, "What you need to show the girl is gentleness and initiative, and the solid and well-defined forearm exposed after rolling up the sleeves."

"So the key point is to roll the sleeves to the middle of the forearm, and stretch out your hand to reveal a smooth and powerful arm, swaying in front of her.

"This is a man's calm and seductive way, and it's also a man's sex appeal."

"If the arm line is not enough, please go to the gym by yourself."

In a barrage of lectures, the anchor continued: "After the girl eats a few bites of cake, you have to remind her that she has cream on her lips."

"Remember, don't reach out or wipe off the girl with a tissue or handkerchief, because you may wipe off her lip makeup with your hands, and it will look frivolous."

"You should do this at a time like this." The anchor propped his face with one hand, raised his beautiful lips, tilted his head slightly, looked at the screen with doting eyes, tapped his lips with his slender fingers, and spoke in a gentle and pleasant tone says:

"Cream is on your mouth, little greedy cat."

As soon as these words were said, the barrage immediately burst into blossoming fireworks!

"My mother is too Su!

"Teacher Fa is indeed a tease!"

"It's a role model for my generation!"

......

"Don't be shy, just say these three words decisively and forcefully." "Aggression Fagao" said with a smile, and then changed the topic, "Then, today's live broadcast is over, good night everyone."

"Also, one last thing to add, the mask I wear on my face is not a butt, but a peach~"

After finishing speaking, he readily logged off amidst the barrage of wailing.

Leaving the hustle and bustle of the Internet, the kitchen in reality is silent.Looking at the ugly cake, the anchor covered his eyes with his hand, whispered "Happy Birthday to me", then forked the cake on the plate and stuffed it into his mouth.

The movements were extremely ferocious, and the mouth was covered with cream, which had nothing to do with the elegance of the live broadcast.

"Actually, it tastes pretty good." The anchor said to himself, pulled a piece of paper, and casually wiped off the cream from his lips.

He took off the peach mask, revealing the handsome face hidden under the mask.

That was Lu Ruan's face.

The author has something to say: Open a new article, goblins come together~Lu Ruan=luruan hahahaha~ You can also go to my finished article, mua~