Eggs and Live

After dinner, the three of them proposed to go to the Internet cafe to fight fiercely.But Lu Ru'an thought that he had to go home to watch the male god's live broadcast, so he politely refused.

Seeing that he had something to do, the three of them didn't force it, so they broke up at the door of the store.Lu Ruan smiled and waved to them, turned around, and started on the way home alone.

He walked to the depths of the alley, because passing through this alley would turn into the street, and that street was closer to his house.

The alley is quite long, getting darker and quieter as you go, it is in stark contrast to the brightly lit and noisy scene of diners just now, it's like two worlds.

As Lu Ruan was walking, he suddenly stopped because he felt a sound behind him.

Someone is following him.

Taking a quick glance ahead, Lu Ruan quickly began to calculate in his mind.There is an intersection ahead, and there is light coming in from the exit, which is about 600 meters away.If he runs with all his strength, he should be able to reach the exit in about 1 minute, and there is a lively street outside the exit.

But this means that he must run faster than the people behind him, otherwise it will be difficult to resist the risks brought from behind during the extreme speed running.

It's a pity that I'm not good at running. Lu Ru'an sighed slightly, turned around, threw the schoolbag on his back in the corner, and turned towards the dark alley, rolled up his sleeves, and assumed an attacking posture.

Although he is not good at running, he is quite good at fighting.Don't look at other people's white, tender, delicate, delicate and soft appearance, in fact, they are very violent when they fight with others.

Although I haven't practiced with anyone for a long time, it's not bad to try my skills with the people behind.Thinking of this, Lu Ru'an narrowed her peach eyes dangerously.

Besides the footsteps, there's the sound of something sweeping the ground, which sounds a bit like... a broom?Did you make a weapon out of a broom?

Lu Ruan, who was unarmed, lowered his body and raised his vigilance.

But before he could attack, the sound of footsteps and dragging disappeared, and no one came out from the darkness.

Something weird.

Lu Ru'an waited for a long time, and when no one came out, he picked up his bag, stared at the dark alley with sharp eyes, and walked backwards until he reached the entrance of the alley.

Still no one came out.

Now that he was already in the bustling street, Lu Ruan no longer had to worry about the weird situation of "who is following him, what exactly is he trying to do, and why he didn't do anything in the end".

He just glanced plainly at the entrance of the dark alley, then raised his legs and left, ran to the corner of the street, took a taxi, and went home.

He still has to rush home to watch the male god's live broadcast.

So he didn't know that after he left, there were a few miserable whimpers and the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground in the dark alley.

After returning home, Lu Ruan threw the bag on the shoe cabinet, changed into home clothes, and eagerly rolled onto the sofa with the computer in his arms.Hey, he's going to spend a wonderful night with the male god!

Skillfully turning on the computer and pressing the remote control, Lu Ruan opened the video playback interface again.He looked at Ji Peiyan's room on the computer screen, and his face suddenly turned into a flower with a smile.

Oops, his male god has gone home.

Ji Peiyan was leaning on the recliner, wearing loose home clothes, holding a book in his hand.His slender legs were crossed, and his fingers turned over a page of the book from time to time, with a very focused expression.

Ji Peiyan was reading a book.Lu Ru'an found that Ji Peiyan liked reading very much. When he was free at home, he almost always read.

So serious.Lu Ru'an saw the male god concentrating on reading, a sweet smile appeared on his face, he also got up and went to the study to find a book, boiled a glass of milk for himself, and then nestled on the sofa to read.

He watched and looked up, looking up at Ji Peiyan from time to time, and after seeing his peaceful appearance, he lowered his head again.This feeling is as if two people are nestling in the same home, reading a book quietly together.

The atmosphere was quite quiet and harmonious, until it was interrupted by the ringing of the phone.Lu Ru'an looked for his reputation, only to find that the cell phone he had thrown on the coffee table rang.

He took the phone and looked at it, and the word "Bai Er" was jumping wildly on the screen.

"Hey?"

As soon as Lu Ruan picked up the phone and said "Hello", Bai Sheng's smiling voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hey Anzi, how is my son?"

The first sentence came so steeply.

Lu Ruan choked on the straightforward words, and after a while, he looked at the black remote control lying on the sofa, and said embarrassingly, "It's broken."

"Ah?" Hearing that his dry balls were broken, Bai Sheng was a little confused.Facing the phone, he yelled in disbelief, "My godson died?!"

It didn't hang up, it just changed from a big white egg to a remote control.And as soon as the remote control was pressed, his computer was bound by some kind of software.The most outrageous thing is that the object of his crush for a long time actually appeared on the screen.

This is simply too crazy, he can't say it to Bai Sheng.And most importantly, he didn't want Bai Sheng to know that Ji Peiyan appeared on his screen.

He didn't want Bai Sheng to see such a private side of Ji Peiyan.

"Hmm." Lu Ru'an was thinking a lot, but he answered immediately, "Anyway, there are none."

"Oh, what a pity," Bai Sheng sighed, and said with some pity, "I wanted to share a very funny saying about eggs with you."

Hearing Bai Sheng's tone of relief, whether it's a pity or a sigh of relief, Lu Ruan glanced at Ji Peiyan on the computer, and said dryly, "What do you mean?"

"About your egg, someone told me a unique allusion."

"What do you mean? You told others about my laying eggs?!" Hearing Bai Sheng's words, Lu Ru'an was a little angry, and his expression turned cold all of a sudden.

"Of course it's been modified." Bai Sheng quickly denied it, he didn't dare to stroke Lu Ruan's beard.If he really said it, his little post would definitely blow up.

"That's about the same." Hearing that Bai Sheng didn't really say anything, Lu Ruan's face softened.Not only is it unbelievable and embarrassing for a man to lay an egg, but more importantly, he feels that this egg is unusual and he cannot let more people know about it.

"What did you just say that was so funny?"

"You've read Journey to the West, right?" Bai Sheng said suddenly, which made Lu Ru'an a little confused.

"I've seen TV shows."

"I told a brother in the laboratory about the egg on the neck, and he told me about the Tathagata Buddha." Bai Sheng's muffled voice was clearly transmitted to Lu Ru'an's ears through the air.

"Ah?" Tathagata Buddha?Lu Ruan was a little confused.

"Well, he said that it was written in Journey to the West that the Buddha came out of the peacock Daming King's back, which is similar to laying eggs with his neck."

"Isn't it very fun?"

fun?I don't know why Lu Ruan's heart trembled, he looked at Ji Peiyan's quiet figure reading a book on the screen, and said firmly, "It's not fun."

"Okay." Bai Sheng was a little helpless.

"Hey Baier, let me ask you." Hearing Bai Sheng's helpless voice, Lu Ruan suddenly remembered the scene he saw when he was eating skewers, and asked a little strangely, "Do you think there will be people with tails in this world?" ?"

"Yes, atavism." Bai Sheng said disapprovingly.

"It's not that kind of tail, but a fluffy and fluffy tail." Lu Ru'an knew that Bai Sheng's thoughts were off, so she hurriedly added.

"How could it be possible." Bai Sheng laughed loudly, he felt that his petty talk was just plain silly.

"I can lay eggs, why is that impossible?" Lu Ruan asked a little annoyed.

"You should have it." Bai Sheng decided that this time he must desperately defend the status of science, and never allow Lu Ruan to destroy his world view again, "If there is nothing else, I will die."

"Wait a minute, let me ask you a question," Lu Ruan held the phone, looked at Ji Peiyan who was quietly reading a book on the screen, and said with some embarrassment, "What do you think about voyeurism?"

"To what extent are you peeping?"

"Watching people take off their clothes..."

"Crime." Bai Sheng blurted out.

"I didn't take the initiative to watch it, but I watched it passively. And the other person is someone you have liked for a long time but can't get close to. In this case, it is considered... a crime..." Lu Ruan lacked confidence , the more you speak, the quieter you are.

"Pervert."

Lu Ru'an choked on Bai Sheng's blunt expression.

"Hey buddy, you're not on the road of no return to the abyss of crime, are you?" Bai Sheng yelled on the other end of the phone.

"How is it possible!" Lu Ruan's face turned red and white, and she denied it flatly, "Aren't you going to hang up the phone?"

"If I didn't know that you didn't like anyone, I almost thought it was you." Bai Sheng laughed loudly, "I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to take a shower."

After finishing speaking, Bai Sheng hung up the phone directly.

Take a bath... Lu Ruan naturally cast his eyes on Ji Peiyan after hearing these two words.He did spy on the male god taking a bath, although he didn't see the end.

But what he cannot deny is that he is indeed a pervert, a pervert who wants to satisfy his own desires.

No one wants to be spied on, especially if it's a very private situation.It is a very disgusting thing that every move is exposed to the eyes of others, especially if the voyeur is a homosexual crush, the disgusting feeling must be even worse.

When this happened, he should have closed his eyes or mustered up the courage to tell Ji Peiyan about it.Instead of using feelings as an excuse to satisfy your lust.

"I'm sorry Ji Peiyan, I won't look at you again." Lu Ruan gently touched the screen, looked at Ji Peiyan's unconsciously graceful figure, and said softly, "Please accompany me to the last point tonight." time."

"sorry."

Ji Peiyan held the book and read it intently, without any expression, but his dark eyes that fell on the book moved slightly.

After this episode, the room became quiet again.

Lu Ru'an remembered the "fun" thing Bai Sheng said just now, and couldn't help picking up his phone to check Journey to the West.

"Yes." After turning the page, Lu Ruan took a closer look, only to find that this allusion comes from Chapter 70 of Journey to the West No.[-]:

"...The peacock was the worst when it was born. It could eat people. It sucked people up in one gulp for 45 miles. I was on the top of the snow mountain, and I had a golden body of six feet, and he sucked me down long ago. I want to go out through his side door, fearing to pollute my real body; I cut his back and stepped up to Lingshan. If I want to hurt his life, I should be persuaded by all the Buddhas, hurting a peacock is like hurting my mother, so I left him at the Lingshan meeting, Make him the mother of the Buddha Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva."

"It's completely different." Seeing this allusion, Lu Ru'an laughed.He threw the phone aside and picked up the book again to read it.

The atmosphere in the room was harmonious and quiet again, until a hasty doorbell rang and ruined everything.

Lu Ruan raised his head from the book and looked towards his door.It was only after he found that his door was silent that he realized that it was the male god's doorbell that rang.

Looking at the time on the computer, it's almost eleven o'clock, who will come to Ji Peiyan's house at this time?

The author has something to say: Well, the skewers are delicious~