Eggs and Live
Chapter 13 SMS
"Student Lu Ruan, do you want to cook soup?"
Lu Ruan looked at the text message and muttered softly.After reading it over and over again, he finally succeeded in scaring his soul away.
"How could Ji Peiyan know that this text message was sent by me?!" Holding the phone, Lu Ruan jumped up from the sofa. He looked at his name in the text message and fell into a state of panic.
"Impossible, impossible!" Lu Ruan panicked, circling around the living room like ants on a hot pot.He felt extremely ashamed when he thought that Ji Peiyan knew the sender of the anonymous text message about cucumber preserved egg soup he had just sent.
"Impossible... um..." Muttering in a low voice, Lu Ruan finally uttered a weak moan like a kitten, and squatted down holding the phone tightly.He covered his face with one hand, his face was flushed with shame, his slender eyelashes trembled helplessly, and his beautiful peach blossom eyes were also filled with mist.
"Did you trick me!" It didn't take long for Lu Ruan to return to her original state.He threw himself on the sofa aggressively, and roared fiercely at the computer screen.
Of course the computer didn't respond.
"Hey, don't play dumb, I know you understand." Lu Ruan threw down the phone, clutched the remote control on the computer, and said with a terrifying expression, "If you ignore me again, I'll blow up the remote control!"
The computer is still as quiet as a chicken.
Lu Ruan was discouraged, he thought to himself, is this really just a program that automatically releases tasks without any intelligence?
The discouraged young man Lu finally recognized the reality.With complicated emotions, he picked up his phone and opened the income and expenditure statement.
He earned 45 Peiyan coins.
"Why is there 5 coins missing?!" Lu Ruan couldn't believe it when he saw the reduced income.Could it be that as the tasks increase, the coins will decrease accordingly?Or is it just because the task is too simple this time that the coins received have decreased?
But no matter how you say it, this is too...Lu Ruan stared at the phone and let out a roar: "How slick is this software!"
Although I yelled at the software, it was of no use.However, Lu Xiaonian still felt that he was in a much better mood, so he quickly purchased the live video, quantity 1.
Looking at the remaining 3.8 in his account, Lu Ruan wiped his face with some pain, and turned on the live video.
Before the video was played, a line of words popped up: "The content of the video is limited, do you want to continue watching?"
Rated.Thinking of these three words, Lu Ruan felt a little bit of bitterness in his heart.He closed his eyes, opened them quickly after a while, and chose the only "yes".
The video starts playing.
"What the hell is this?!" Lu Ruan looked at the video, where Ji Peiyan was sitting on a chair with a domineering and casual posture.And in front of him, there was a group of mosaics taking off his clothes.
The reason why he could understand that the mosaic was taking off his clothes was because Lu Ruan saw clothes being thrown from the mosaic one by one.
Suddenly, Ji Peiyan's phone turned on, and he took it to check it.
Seeing Ji Peiyan's actions, Lu Ruan's heart ached.He knew that Ji Peiyan must have received the angry text message he sent.
Just as Lu Ruan's heart was pounding, Ji Peiyan looked at the text message and smiled.He seemed to find this text message very interesting, holding his phone and laughing happily.
Ji Peiyan smiled, Lu Ruan's heart inexplicably calmed down, and he followed Ji Peiyan's smile with a smile.Being able to make the unsmiling Ji Peiyan laugh, his text messages don't seem to be so bad.
Just when Lu Ruan was in a relaxed mood, Ji Peiyan said something while typing on his mobile phone.There was no sound in what he said.
what's the situation?Mosaic does not say, now there is a mime?Lu Ruan watched the video and couldn't help being speechless.
But soon, he didn't have the mind to think about other things, because the group of mosaics threw out a pair of boxers.
The boxer pants painted with strawberry patterns look extremely coquettish.
He stripped himself naked... Just as Lu Ruan wrung his hands together in a complicated mood, the mosaic rolled on the ground as soon as it fell down.
After rolling around, the mosaic lay motionless on the ground.
Lu Ruan was dumbfounded.Is this a warm up before sex?Just when Lu Ruan was a little flustered by the wind, Ji Peiyan got up from the chair and approached the mosaic.He squatted down and put his hands into the mosaic.
I don't know what he did in the mosaic, but to Lu Ruan's relief, Ji Peiyan pulled his hand out after staying in the mosaic for a while.
He spread out his white palm, and there was a small red ball lying on it.
"It's that little red ball!" Looking at the little red ball lying in Ji Peiyan's palm, Lu Ru'an suddenly screamed out.When he watched Ji Peiyan's video before, he had seen this little red ball.
"Could it be that......"
Sure enough, as Lu Ruan guessed, Ji Peiyan held the little red ball and walked to the green plant.He tightened his fingers, and the red liquid flowed out from between his fingers, and fell into the flowerpot drop by drop.
Xiaonian was wearing a small red ball, and Ji Peiyan took the red ball off him to water the flowers?But do you need to take off your clothes to get things?Want people to lie naked on the ground?
Looking at the scene in front of him, Lu Ruan had ten thousand alpacas dancing harmoniously in his heart!
Ji Peiyan opened his mouth to say another word, and after a while, the mosaic disappeared.The young man staggered out of Ji Peiyan's house with disheveled clothes and a sad expression.As the door closed tightly, Ji Peiyan sat back on the chair and flipped through the book.
This video was so cloudy that Lu Ruan was stunned.And adding a mosaic to the live broadcast is simply against the rules, okay? !He wants to complain!
But staring at the computer, Lu Ruan found sadly that he couldn't find a channel to complain.
Just when Lu Xiaoyoun was in an extremely unhappy mood, he only heard a "ding", and a reminder popped up in the system mall:
"Due to the needs of a harmonious society, some of the video content has been processed. Now I will refund you some Peiyan coins to make up for the losses caused to you. Please forgive me!"
After the line of prompts disappeared, Lu Ruan watched 5 coins in his balance, which meant that his current balance totaled 8.8.
It's a very auspicious number. Looking at her balance, Lu Ru'an was a little dumbfounded.
After a night of ups and downs, Lu Ruan managed to lose sleep.After wasting most of the night, he fell asleep.He slept until almost noon before he got up in a trance.
Fortunately, there is no class today.Lu Ru'an held a chicken coop on his head, thinking a little fortunately.
Turning his head mechanically, Lu Ruan fixed his dull eyes on the phone.He fished out the phone, opened it, and Ji Peiyan's text message appeared loudly in his field of vision again.
I don't know if it's the nerve short circuit caused by not waking up, or the impulse to get up, Lu Ruan stared blankly at the text message, then suddenly typed quickly, edited a text message and sent it to Ji Peiyan:
"Do you know who I am?"
"Lu Ru'an." Within seconds, the text message replied.
Ji Peiyan replied to his text message.Lu Ruan looked at his name in the text message, and his mind was a little messed up.
How did Ji Peiyan know him and still have his phone number... Lu Ruan wanted to ask the reason, but considering how he let himself go last night, he decided to apologize first:
"sorry."
"Excuse me what?" The text message came back quickly.
"The content of the text message I sent yesterday was a bit too much, I'm sorry." Lu Ruan originally wanted to write "yellow", but thinking of Ji Peiyan's dignified and indifferent face, he tremblingly changed it to "pass".
No, I have to find a reason.In order to save his own face, Lu Ruan was going to edit another text message, falsely claiming that he was possessed by a ghost last night.
But before he could save face with a lame reason, Ji Peiyan sent a text message: "I really like cucumber preserved egg soup. If you cook me soup, I will forgive you. After six o'clock, I will wait at home you."
There is also a line of address attached to this sentence, which is the address of Ji Peiyan's family.
Seeing this sudden address, Lu Ruan was shocked.Holding the phone in his hand, his eyes were a little dazed, and an ultimate philosophical question suddenly flashed through his mind:
"Who am I? Where did I come from? Where am I going?"
Although he didn't know where he was going in the end, he knew where he was going to be at six o'clock tonight.
Hey, he's going to the male god's house to cook cucumbers tonight!No, it's to cook cucumber preserved egg soup!
After he reacted, Lu Ruan held the phone, with a strange and excited mood, giggling on the bed, rolling around like a watermelon.
The author has something to say: tonight I will have a dinner together to eat hot pot, and the stupid author who ate heavy flavors for several days in a row feels exhausted...
Lu Ruan looked at the text message and muttered softly.After reading it over and over again, he finally succeeded in scaring his soul away.
"How could Ji Peiyan know that this text message was sent by me?!" Holding the phone, Lu Ruan jumped up from the sofa. He looked at his name in the text message and fell into a state of panic.
"Impossible, impossible!" Lu Ruan panicked, circling around the living room like ants on a hot pot.He felt extremely ashamed when he thought that Ji Peiyan knew the sender of the anonymous text message about cucumber preserved egg soup he had just sent.
"Impossible... um..." Muttering in a low voice, Lu Ruan finally uttered a weak moan like a kitten, and squatted down holding the phone tightly.He covered his face with one hand, his face was flushed with shame, his slender eyelashes trembled helplessly, and his beautiful peach blossom eyes were also filled with mist.
"Did you trick me!" It didn't take long for Lu Ruan to return to her original state.He threw himself on the sofa aggressively, and roared fiercely at the computer screen.
Of course the computer didn't respond.
"Hey, don't play dumb, I know you understand." Lu Ruan threw down the phone, clutched the remote control on the computer, and said with a terrifying expression, "If you ignore me again, I'll blow up the remote control!"
The computer is still as quiet as a chicken.
Lu Ruan was discouraged, he thought to himself, is this really just a program that automatically releases tasks without any intelligence?
The discouraged young man Lu finally recognized the reality.With complicated emotions, he picked up his phone and opened the income and expenditure statement.
He earned 45 Peiyan coins.
"Why is there 5 coins missing?!" Lu Ruan couldn't believe it when he saw the reduced income.Could it be that as the tasks increase, the coins will decrease accordingly?Or is it just because the task is too simple this time that the coins received have decreased?
But no matter how you say it, this is too...Lu Ruan stared at the phone and let out a roar: "How slick is this software!"
Although I yelled at the software, it was of no use.However, Lu Xiaonian still felt that he was in a much better mood, so he quickly purchased the live video, quantity 1.
Looking at the remaining 3.8 in his account, Lu Ruan wiped his face with some pain, and turned on the live video.
Before the video was played, a line of words popped up: "The content of the video is limited, do you want to continue watching?"
Rated.Thinking of these three words, Lu Ruan felt a little bit of bitterness in his heart.He closed his eyes, opened them quickly after a while, and chose the only "yes".
The video starts playing.
"What the hell is this?!" Lu Ruan looked at the video, where Ji Peiyan was sitting on a chair with a domineering and casual posture.And in front of him, there was a group of mosaics taking off his clothes.
The reason why he could understand that the mosaic was taking off his clothes was because Lu Ruan saw clothes being thrown from the mosaic one by one.
Suddenly, Ji Peiyan's phone turned on, and he took it to check it.
Seeing Ji Peiyan's actions, Lu Ruan's heart ached.He knew that Ji Peiyan must have received the angry text message he sent.
Just as Lu Ruan's heart was pounding, Ji Peiyan looked at the text message and smiled.He seemed to find this text message very interesting, holding his phone and laughing happily.
Ji Peiyan smiled, Lu Ruan's heart inexplicably calmed down, and he followed Ji Peiyan's smile with a smile.Being able to make the unsmiling Ji Peiyan laugh, his text messages don't seem to be so bad.
Just when Lu Ruan was in a relaxed mood, Ji Peiyan said something while typing on his mobile phone.There was no sound in what he said.
what's the situation?Mosaic does not say, now there is a mime?Lu Ruan watched the video and couldn't help being speechless.
But soon, he didn't have the mind to think about other things, because the group of mosaics threw out a pair of boxers.
The boxer pants painted with strawberry patterns look extremely coquettish.
He stripped himself naked... Just as Lu Ruan wrung his hands together in a complicated mood, the mosaic rolled on the ground as soon as it fell down.
After rolling around, the mosaic lay motionless on the ground.
Lu Ruan was dumbfounded.Is this a warm up before sex?Just when Lu Ruan was a little flustered by the wind, Ji Peiyan got up from the chair and approached the mosaic.He squatted down and put his hands into the mosaic.
I don't know what he did in the mosaic, but to Lu Ruan's relief, Ji Peiyan pulled his hand out after staying in the mosaic for a while.
He spread out his white palm, and there was a small red ball lying on it.
"It's that little red ball!" Looking at the little red ball lying in Ji Peiyan's palm, Lu Ru'an suddenly screamed out.When he watched Ji Peiyan's video before, he had seen this little red ball.
"Could it be that......"
Sure enough, as Lu Ruan guessed, Ji Peiyan held the little red ball and walked to the green plant.He tightened his fingers, and the red liquid flowed out from between his fingers, and fell into the flowerpot drop by drop.
Xiaonian was wearing a small red ball, and Ji Peiyan took the red ball off him to water the flowers?But do you need to take off your clothes to get things?Want people to lie naked on the ground?
Looking at the scene in front of him, Lu Ruan had ten thousand alpacas dancing harmoniously in his heart!
Ji Peiyan opened his mouth to say another word, and after a while, the mosaic disappeared.The young man staggered out of Ji Peiyan's house with disheveled clothes and a sad expression.As the door closed tightly, Ji Peiyan sat back on the chair and flipped through the book.
This video was so cloudy that Lu Ruan was stunned.And adding a mosaic to the live broadcast is simply against the rules, okay? !He wants to complain!
But staring at the computer, Lu Ruan found sadly that he couldn't find a channel to complain.
Just when Lu Xiaoyoun was in an extremely unhappy mood, he only heard a "ding", and a reminder popped up in the system mall:
"Due to the needs of a harmonious society, some of the video content has been processed. Now I will refund you some Peiyan coins to make up for the losses caused to you. Please forgive me!"
After the line of prompts disappeared, Lu Ruan watched 5 coins in his balance, which meant that his current balance totaled 8.8.
It's a very auspicious number. Looking at her balance, Lu Ru'an was a little dumbfounded.
After a night of ups and downs, Lu Ruan managed to lose sleep.After wasting most of the night, he fell asleep.He slept until almost noon before he got up in a trance.
Fortunately, there is no class today.Lu Ru'an held a chicken coop on his head, thinking a little fortunately.
Turning his head mechanically, Lu Ruan fixed his dull eyes on the phone.He fished out the phone, opened it, and Ji Peiyan's text message appeared loudly in his field of vision again.
I don't know if it's the nerve short circuit caused by not waking up, or the impulse to get up, Lu Ruan stared blankly at the text message, then suddenly typed quickly, edited a text message and sent it to Ji Peiyan:
"Do you know who I am?"
"Lu Ru'an." Within seconds, the text message replied.
Ji Peiyan replied to his text message.Lu Ruan looked at his name in the text message, and his mind was a little messed up.
How did Ji Peiyan know him and still have his phone number... Lu Ruan wanted to ask the reason, but considering how he let himself go last night, he decided to apologize first:
"sorry."
"Excuse me what?" The text message came back quickly.
"The content of the text message I sent yesterday was a bit too much, I'm sorry." Lu Ruan originally wanted to write "yellow", but thinking of Ji Peiyan's dignified and indifferent face, he tremblingly changed it to "pass".
No, I have to find a reason.In order to save his own face, Lu Ruan was going to edit another text message, falsely claiming that he was possessed by a ghost last night.
But before he could save face with a lame reason, Ji Peiyan sent a text message: "I really like cucumber preserved egg soup. If you cook me soup, I will forgive you. After six o'clock, I will wait at home you."
There is also a line of address attached to this sentence, which is the address of Ji Peiyan's family.
Seeing this sudden address, Lu Ruan was shocked.Holding the phone in his hand, his eyes were a little dazed, and an ultimate philosophical question suddenly flashed through his mind:
"Who am I? Where did I come from? Where am I going?"
Although he didn't know where he was going in the end, he knew where he was going to be at six o'clock tonight.
Hey, he's going to the male god's house to cook cucumbers tonight!No, it's to cook cucumber preserved egg soup!
After he reacted, Lu Ruan held the phone, with a strange and excited mood, giggling on the bed, rolling around like a watermelon.
The author has something to say: tonight I will have a dinner together to eat hot pot, and the stupid author who ate heavy flavors for several days in a row feels exhausted...
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