Eggs and Live

"Dingling!" In the early morning, the alarm clock rang non-stop, and a hand stretched out from under the quilt.Hearing only a "pa", the hand swung down fiercely, slapping it mercilessly.

With a pair of panda eyes on her face, Lu Ruan squirmed in the quilt for a long time, but finally failed to get up.

"I can't, I'm too sleepy." After struggling for a while, Lu Ruan decided to skip class.He was so excited last night that he tossed and turned in bed without falling asleep for a long time.After finally falling asleep, he didn't expect that as soon as he fell asleep, he dreamed of Ji Peiyanji.

In the dream, he did various indescribable things to the male god chicken, such as hanging on the chicken like a koala, burying his limbs and torso in the soft fluff, or hugging the chicken It's just a crazy rubbing, almost bald people's hair, etc. In short, they are very sick, and they are the kind that will call 110 to call the police if they are seen.

"Hehe, the dream last night was so good." After curling up under the quilt and letting out a few idiotic laughs that didn't mean anything, Lu Ruan tilted her head and fell asleep again.

So, he didn't see it, the phone he threw on the bedside table suddenly lit up, and a text message appeared on the screen:

"I am coming."

The sender was "Ji Peiyan".

After sending the text message, Ji Peiyan casually put the phone into his coat pocket.He stretched out his hands and tore it in the air, and a black crack appeared in front of him.

Looking at the black crack, Ji Peiyan raised his leg and stepped in with no expression on his face.

In the quiet corridor, a black crack quietly appeared outside Lu Ruan's door.From the crack exuding a terrifying aura, a pair of long legs stepped out, followed by the entire body.A tall man stepped out of the crack, and the instant he came out, the black crack disappeared behind him.

Looking at the gate in front of him, Ji Peiyan's dark eyes moved.

This is not the first time he has been to Lu Ruan's house. The last time he came was to solve the evil monster and calm Lu Ruan's fear, but this time he came to bring him fear.

What an irony.

Thinking to himself, Ji Peiyan rang the doorbell expressionlessly.

"Dingling", the crisp sound of the doorbell, was still not loud in the quiet corridor in the early morning.But amidst the loud doorbell, no one answered the door.

Ji Peiyan's eyes darkened for a moment, and he pressed the doorbell again.

"Dingling, dingling", finally amidst the continuous ringing of the doorbell, a voice rang out angrily from inside the door: "It's early in the morning, who is it?"

That was Lu Ruan's voice.Hearing this familiar voice, Ji Peiyan withdrew his hand expressionlessly, and said calmly, "Ji Peiyan."

"Ah?" There was an exclamation from inside the door, followed by the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground, and the sound of objects shattering.

"Wait a minute!" Amidst the chaotic voices, the people in the room yelled again, followed by the sound of crackling footsteps.

What will he look like when he opens the door?Ji Peiyan waited outside the door, listening to the chaotic footsteps in the room, pursing his lips and thinking gloomyly, is it fear or disgust, or is it because he won't open the door at all?

Just as Ji Peiyan's expression became more and more terrifying, the door opened, and a hairy head protruded from the door.

With her messy hair curled up, Lu Ru'an blushed silently after looking at the handsome man standing outside in the cool breeze.

Mainly because I only dreamed last night that I treated people like this and that, but I didn't expect my deity to come to the door as soon as I woke up.Well, shame on me.Lu Ruan felt that his dream was seen through by the person in front of him, his heart trembled, and he said a little embarrassedly: "Please, please come in."

"The room is a bit messy, don't mind." After finishing speaking, he opened the door wide, stood by the door, stretched out his hand to scratch his hair, and invited Ji Peiyan into the room shyly.

Ji Peiyan: ...Why is his performance different from what he imagined?

Looking at Lu Ruan who was as shy as an innocent little boy, Ji Peiyan was taken aback for a moment, then pursed his lips, and silently stepped into Lu Ruan's home where he lived alone.Although he knew the address of Lu Ruan's house for a long time, it was the first time he stepped here.

The windows in the house are bright and clean, and it is well organized. It can be seen that the owner of the house is very good at taking care of himself.

Ji Peiyan was invited to sit on the sofa, and after looking around the room, his eyes naturally fell on a pool of water stains on the ground.After Lu Ru'an followed Ji Peiyan's gaze, an embarrassing expression appeared on his face.

"I accidentally spilled water when I got up in the morning." He hesitated and explained, Lu Ruan hurriedly took out the cleaning tools and cleaned up the water stains on the ground.

In fact, he wasn't careless at all, but he was frightened when he heard Ji Peiyan's voice, and as soon as he let go, he smashed the cup he was holding to drink water.

Thinking of the scene where the soldiers washed their faces like a war just now, Lu Ruan blushed a little.

"Ji Peiyan, what do you want to drink? Juice or coffee?" Lu Ruan asked casually while cleaning the water stains on the ground.After he finished asking, he felt that something was wrong with the question just now.People come here so early, maybe they haven't had breakfast yet, so what drinks to drink.

So Lu Ruan, who came to his senses, hurriedly asked, "Have you had breakfast?"

"If you haven't eaten, I'll serve you a bowl of noodles."

"Do you want mixed sauce or mushroom chicken? Do you want to add a fried egg?"

Seeing Lu Ruan's attentive appearance, Ji Peiyan, who was sitting on the sofa, couldn't help but finally said, "Lu Ruan, aren't you afraid?"

"You saw it clearly yesterday, right? You saw my real body and knew that I am not human."

After a pause, Ji Peiyan said calmly, "Aren't you afraid that I will eat you?"

Scared of a hair.Lu Ru'an looked at the male god sitting on the sofa dignifiedly, and thought, I want to move you crazy, how could you be afraid, you are almost as afraid of me.

Besides, isn't chicken vegetarian?

He has a large amount of meat with hard bones, no matter how you think about it, it doesn't suit the appetite of chickens.Thinking of this, Lu Ruan's heart was as calm as water, and a smile appeared on his face, and he said, "I have long suspected that you are not human."

"Why do you doubt it?" Ji Peiyan was a little surprised when he heard about it.

"Oh, that's because you never..." At this point, Lu Ruan was stuck.

"Never?" Seeing Lu Ruan's speechless appearance, Ji Peiyan asked.

Of course I never go to the toilet!Lu Ruan shouted in his heart.But he couldn't say this sentence anyway, because once he said it, it would show Ji Peiyan that he had been spying on him.

"Never... Ah!" Just as Lu Ruan was hesitating and trying to make an excuse, a flash of light suddenly flashed in his mind, "Wait a while, Ji Peiyan, do you know that I gave birth to an egg?"

Ji Peiyan's black eyes moved, and he said, "What bastard?"

Damn, it's really suspicious to be so calm.Lu Ruan looked at Ji Peiyan's immobile expression, and compared Bai Er's stunned expression after hearing that he had given birth, and immediately felt that Ji Peiyan's attitude was wrong, and he was too calm.

Ji Peiyan is a chicken, but he lays an egg, although it is laid with its neck... but it is simply written with the words "there is something tricky" in it!

"Ji Peiyan, you..." Looking at the handsome man sitting on the sofa, Lu Ruan walked over slowly.He put his hands on the sofa, surrounded Ji Peiyan, lowered his head and asked, "Did you do something to me?"

"For example?" Ji Peiyan raised his eyes to look at him, and the phoenix eyes drew out beautiful arcs.

"Aren't you, aren't you," Lu Ruan blushed when she saw the male god's flourishing beauty nearby.He swallowed, and said hesitantly, "While I'm not paying attention, then, what happened to me?"

that?Which one is that?After hearing this, Ji Peiyan couldn't help laughing.His smile was like snow and ice just melting, and a hundred flowers bloomed in full bloom. It was so beautiful that Lu Ruan was stunned.

"What silly things are you talking about, a virgin?" Ji Peiyan's eyes narrowed slightly, and a smile appeared on his face.

Virgin?Lu Ru'an was shocked when he heard this: "How do you know I'm a virgin?"

"You'll know it once you smell it." Ji Peiyan looked at Lu Ruan and said with a smile, "The smell is very strong."

The smell on Lu Ru'an's body was very mellow, it was the smell that Yuan Yang hadn't leaked.Ji Peiyan thought to himself, this tangy aroma was always tempting him, and he couldn't help but want to swallow the person in front of him whole.

Smell, strong smell?Having said that, Lu Ru'an was immediately embarrassed.He remembered the scene when he went to the toilet at Ji Peiyan's house, and his whole body became red like a tomato.

"That's not what I meant!" Lu Ru'an quickly argued, "I'm just curious...yes, just curious, aren't you still very young? Can you lay eggs?"

Although he was huge, Ji Peiyan's body was indeed a chick.It's still a chicken that is so cute that he wants to move it when he sees it, and wants to move it in his dreams when he can't see it.

"Who told you I was young?" Ji Peiyan looked at Lu Ruan with a half-smile expression on his face.

no more.Lu Ruan looked at Ji Peiyan's handsome figure, and after thinking of his real body, finally couldn't help it: "Ji Peiyan..."

With wet eyes, he begged and said, "Can you let me take a look at your real body, just one look is enough."

Ji Peiyan's eyelashes trembled, and he remained silent.

"Although I know this request is too much, please ask Ji Peiyan." Lu Ruan let go of his hand, sat down next to Ji Peiyan, grabbed the corner of his clothes, and begged, "I just take a look, I don't know anything made."

"I promise."

But Ji Peiyan still didn't speak.

Seeing Ji Peiyan's gesture of refusal, Lu Ruan felt relieved, and began to play tricks: "Ji Peiyan, I'm a man who gave birth to eggs because of you, don't you want me to take a look at the body?"

After finishing speaking, Lu Ru'an was a little guilty, he felt that it was a bit too shameless for him to say that.However, he is now full of desires, and he can't care about these anymore.

Ji Peiyan was silent for a long time, and finally, under Lu Ruan's moist and earnest eyes, he sighed softly, and he took off his clothes and turned into himself.

So, under the entanglement of black smoke, a colorful, fluffy, 1.8-meter-high chick sat on the sofa.

The huge chick's black eyes looked at Lu Ru'an with dull eyes, and moved his chubby body uncomfortably. He opened his sharp mouth and said a word shyly: "Lu Ru'an, don't look at me like this."

After finishing speaking, under Lu Ruan's brighter and brighter eyes, Ji Xiaoji inhaled the black smoke into his body.After inhaling, it probably felt very comfortable, and the chick stretched out its small wings to touch its fluffy belly.

no more.At this moment, Lu Ruan seemed to hear the sound of his own reason breaking.

"I'm sorry Ji Peiyan." Lu Ruan stood up suddenly, and under Ji Xiaoji's surprised eyes, he lowered his head and said in a low voice.

"What's wrong with you?" Ji Xiaoji asked worriedly, feeling Lu Ru'an's suddenly changed aura.He thought a little uneasy, could it be that Lu Ruan still can't accept him like this?That's right, after all, he is not at all majestic and beautiful in this appearance.

Thinking of this, Ji Xiaoji sat on the sofa a little disappointed.

"I'm sorry Ji Peiyan." Lu Ruan kept repeating this sentence, he pinched his fingers into the palm of his hand, "I'm sorry Ji Peiyan."

"But I really can't help it!" Lu Ruan raised his head abruptly, and under Ji Xiaoji's surprised eyes, he rushed forward like lightning.

With the force of his next pounce, Ji Xiaoji was pressed onto the sofa, and his face was buried in the soft down on his stomach.The whole process is smooth and flowing, in one go.

"Ah~" Buried in the warm fluff that he dreamed of, Lu Ruan let out a comfortable moan.The dreamy male god and the dreamy chick merged into one, and Lu Ruan said that the effect was invincible.

He is probably really going to hang himself on Ji Peiyan's tree.

The author has something to say: In fact, chickens are omnivores~ Classmate Lu is hopeless hahaha